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Malocity:
Yes Sir.

What empirical evidence can prove this woman visited heaven without dying?
In my opinion,she is either imagining everything and hallucinating or she is a very smart con woman feeding on the ignorance of her followers to milk them dry and make herself rich.

Thanks for mentioning me. I have been one of those fighting against fake customs papers on this forum. I have stated it severally on these boards that lots of advertised vehicles have fake customs documents. I have been opposed severally by the fraudsters because to most of them I exposing secrets of their trade.
You are not the only one who has fallen victim of this fraudulent activity and you are very lucky that your vehicle was not confiscated because ignorance of the law is not an excuse.
My sincere advise to anyone buying a car on these boards is to first of all demand for the customs entry or SGD(single goods declaration) form.
This form is supposed to carry the details of a single good or a single vehicle or a single container but because of their fraudulent activity the clearing agents add additional items on the form to an extent an SGD entry may carry as many as four or five cars! (I will talk about that later).
Anyway the first step is once you see your SGD entry try and locate the C number. Each customs command such as Apapa,Tin can or Lilypond has its own area code. Like AP or TC followed by a number in figures and the date of the day the entry was registered in the customs data systems.
Beware that NO two SGD forms can have the same number and if the have the same number the alphabets representing the command can not be the same. However if the are two SGD forms with the same number,they can never have the same date .
Do your SGD entry will have a C number like this
TC/1 20 of 28/12/18.


What these numbers mean is that
TC/1---the name of the customs area in this case Tim Can Island Port.
20 represents the twentieth entry processed into the system on the day in question while 28/12/18 represents the date of processing.

So the C number on each SGD represents -1. The customs area command code.
2.The number of the SGD for the day in this case the 20th document treated on that day.
3. Finally the date the SGD was treated and processed into the customs data systems. The date in this case is 28/12/18.

So from this little explanation you can see that two SGD forms can NEVER have a similar number because the alphabets can not be the same. The number in sequence of the day may be similar but the date cannot be similar.
So when legalwealth posts the SGD given to him for his vehicle I will point out these details and go further with my explanations.

Malocity:
The was the life of Enoch while he was still on earth before God took him.

Hmmm.
So you believe this woman when she says she has been regularly invited to visit heaven by God and Jesus then she returns to Earth?

[quote author=Malocity post=73961574][/quote]So you believe someone can just bodily fly to heaven and meet God and Jesus and be conducted on a tour of heaven and then return to Earth to spread the gospel??

Malocity:
It's suicide...and punishable by hell. Taking your own life.

This woman claims God regularly invites her to heaven and she has made an industry out of selling descriptions of heaven to her followers.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3vmwlaobSw





It shows you don't have to die before you can visit heaven because she has been visiting heaven for over 10 years according to her.

Michael Carrick for two days then another temporary appointment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWAUhadJzTk

LordReed:
Because you have none. That's how one of you claimed he has pictures of angels. Till tomorrow he has refused to show up with the purported proof. Stop deceiving yourself you have nothing.

Please watch this video of Katt Kerr who God takes on regular tours of heaven. Nigerian pastors are still in amateur stage compared to her.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzyy-e5RPjg

LordReed:
Because you have none. That's how one of you claimed he has pictures of angels. Till tomorrow he has refused to show up with the purported proof. Stop deceiving yourself you have nothing.

There was one Christian female preacher that has a lot of videos on YouTube describing heaven to her gullible followers whom she has milked for millions of dollars.
I will post one of her videos here.

Leyqute:
@dantedasz

Everyone here still supports United apart from Deuter and other trolls.

Why do you want Mourinho to stay, what with the trash he's served us since 2017?

Our squad is one of the laziest in the league. These players don't press for the ball nor seem to have any zeal to play for the club or the manager.

Mourinho has made a number of bad investments in terms of players he's brought in. (Or maybe is it that any good player find it hard to cope with his methods?) Bailly, Fred, Pogba, Lukaku, Sanchez. He bought these players but none of them are performing to expectations.

Is it logical to hand him another 200m to squander on moderate players and eventually turn them into Titus Brambles? If the performance is top notch I doubt the board would hesitate to buy him a new defender. The reality is that it just isn't.

This dude is leading the club nowhere, that's for sure. I'm not saying sack him now but his termination letter should be in the microwave. There are many things wrong with the club and Mourinho is one of them.

It is either people do not want to understand what I have been saying since last night's match or just choose to have deliberate comprehension problems.
I said:
1. The board can sack Mourinho if they want BUT must support his successor with massive financial war chest to battle our rivals who have sugar daddies who have provided them with unlimited war chests.
2. The problems of United are deeper than we the fans think. Sir Alex probably foresaw this and got out fast after the last title win. Since Sir Alex left United have had 1. David Moyes. 2. Ryan Giggs. 3.Louis Van Gaal. 4. Jose Mourinho. These four managers can not all be bad or can they? Steadily Under these four guys United has got worse. The football has been poor. United have failed season after season and I am sure whoever is coming in to replace Mourinho will face the same problem except the management backs them with cash.
I hope I am understood now.
Thanks.

legalwealth:
I will do as suggested! !!

Good. Mention me when you open the thread for my contributions.

DEGABA:
Anyway that's your opinion but I have to tell you that you've not been following the team or your just a mere spectator without any idea of the club.
Funding is never the problem from the initial start of Jose reign as a manager,the board has been doing their best for the club and the manager but cannot see any improvement yet from him. If this business is yours will you continue to pump more money without any significant improvement.
The players were acquired by him yet he gets fade up with each and every one of them within a short time,what does that tells you. Spurs didn't spend this amount yet they are playing good football, Liverpool didn't spend either etc.
I bet you that Mourinho will still not achieve any good result if given the best world eleven now.
May be you are a die hard Mourinho fan but just be fair and call a spade a spade, don't shift the blame to the board bcus I don't see any reason to blame them rather blame them for acquiring a manager that was rejected by Chelsea for his incompetence.

If I tell you when I watched my first Manchester United game you would not make your first statement,however you van assume whatever you want about me. The fact is you don't know me and this is an anonymous forum.
I wonder if you are aware Spurs are building a new stadium. That is where they are spending their money. Spurs are backed by money. Do your research.
Please comprehend my statement very well. I said the board is free to sack Mourinho today but I said his successor MUST be backed by the Glazers and Ed Woodward with funds in order to compete with our rivals.
Each of our top rivals is backed by a sugar daddy investor who inject unlimited funds into their clubs compared with the Glazers who have plundered United's resources for themselves and plunged the club into a bottomless pit of debt.
Money that rolls in through the turnstiles is used in funding the debts and the Glazers lavish lifestyle. There is more to the United issues than meets the eye. Please do your research.

odizeey:
who bought lukaku. To head you just dey hungry me

Okay . Why not head the Glazers,or Ed Woodward or even Mourinho?
Anonymous forum!
#SMH.

odizeey:
you will support you will support.
Like say dem need your support

Your problem is you assume every one here is a Nigerian.

patrickmuf:
Guy, stop talking trash abeg...Which Liverpool have unlimited finances? For VVD and Allison, we signed Pogba and Lukaku who cost more.
We have signed Fred for 50m, Bailly, Lindelof, Matic, gotten Sanchez on ridiculous wages, Dalot etc Those players cost more and are of higher profile than the signings Klopp and Liverpool have made.
Talking about 2 world class players in each position, TAA was promoted from the academy, Shaqiri was bought from Stoke City for peanuts, Robertson was signed from relegated Hull City for peanuts, Widjnaldum from relegated Newcastle for peanuts, Joe Gomez is from their academy so what do you mean when you talk about world class players in each position? Those guys are mostly average to good players, only Salah, Allison, VDD came with a high profile. You can add Keita.

Your defence for the incompetence of Mourinho does not cut it. Pogba was glued to the bench, one of his most expensive signings, Fred was no where to be found, Lukaku is a shadow of himself, Bailly was named on the bench but only started cos Smalling picked up a toe injury which I suspect is down to fears rather than an actual injury. Sanchez even if fit hardly ever features, Lindelof can't be better than Tuanzebe who would have since made it to the first team had we had a progressive manager, Joe Gomez isn't Vetter than Tuanzebe.
Of Klopp's top signings, VVD started, Allison started as well as Keita.
Of Mourinho's top signings, Lukaku started, Pogba was benched, Fred was no where to be found, Bailly was scheduled to take his place on the bench yet you want the board to trust Mourinho with more funds? Like seriously?

Please do not tell me I am talking trash. Nobody has monopoly of insults/rudeness. You can get your point across to me without insults please.

legalwealth:
Besides! I just came across a thread which pointed out what happened to my EOD customs paper that was also discussed here.

The thread is https://www.nairaland.com/4798019/distress-sale-2017-honda-accord/1 and below is what I contributed to it for others to learn from.




I was a victim of the bolded on my 2005 Honda accord that was bought at Oloruntobi Motors which is at Meiran, Lagos.
They've still not resolved my ordeal let alone compensate me; you can save these their numbers to be sure you are not
buying any vehicle from them to avoid being proned to fraud. Their numbers are 09098064935(Mr James), 09095491881(their boy with nairaland username icedre that posted the vehicle on auto section https://www.nairaland.com/3022535/sold-sold-honda-accord-2005 ) and 08099916782(one old man).

My car almost got seized by customs after Ibadan on October 12th 2018 or so but I thank God I scaled through after over six(6) hours delay.

I suggest you open a fresh thread to describe your ordeal and to save other buyers from same. Hidden on page 8 of this thread, very few people will see it.

eph12:
Liverpool net spend is only higher than Tottenham. That you still believe the club hasn't supported Mourinho shows you're not really a supporter of the club but Mourinho. Who are the two world class players in every position at City and Liverpool? Was Shaqiri not available for 15m? Who was Wijnaldum and Robertson before they bought? Arnold and Gomez nko?

You can say all kind of things about the management but don't falsely accuse them of not supporting the manager. This management has out spent almost every other club in the league since Mourinho arrived

Have Manchester United out spent Manchester City since the sheikhs took over?
I repeat I have no issue with the club doing whatever they want to do. Get the manager everybody craves for but if that manager is not backed with money the same way the sheikhs backed all their managers (going back to 2008 when the Abu Dhabi group took over) that manager will not succeed.
Do you think the Abu Dhabi project is a one or two season phenomenon? It was a target set in 2008 to buy and change players until they got what they wanted with the first league title.
They chopped and changed managers till they got Guardiola and I can bet they will continue relentlessly until the win the Champions League.

raumdeuter:
Me I hate Man utd and I hate Mourinho

So my desire is for Man utd and Mourinho union to last as long as possible.

I am rooting for Man Utd to win next 2 matches so Mourinho wont be sacked

Continue trolling.

raumdeuter:
If the manager buys useless players then whose problem is that? Sane Stones, Jesus, Ederson, Danilo, Walker, most of Peps buys are playing better than they were before buying them

Liverpools current team consist of Trent and Gomez(youth teams) where is Tuanzebe and Fosu Mensah? Plus Robertson Shaqiri Wijdanum 3 cheap players going to relegation, Add Oxlade an Arsenal reject to it

Plus Mane and Salah both combined for the fee of Lukaku. All these players are currently playing better than they have ever done in their entire career

Now tell how many of Mourinhos buys are playing better than they were before you bought them? Pogba was FIFpro, Lukaku and Alexis were 2 of the top 3 scorers in the EPL now 2 of the best scorers are detailed to be chasing Lovren about


Of these so called players you talk about Mourinho bought about 9 of them

Maybe Klopp and Guardiola would not have bought those

Pep in Man utd after 3 yrs will line up

A Pep in Man Utd will have Martial and Rashford playing like Sane and Sterlling, Charging at defences and not having to chase Zabaleta, Will have Pogs playing like KDB, will have Mata playing like Silva, Wont have 40M Matic or 30M Bailly Will have another 70M striker instead of Lukaku.

Will have a first 11 like

DDG-

New RB(Not Dalot), Laporte(Not Bailly) Lindelof Shaw-

Jorginho(Not Fred), Pogba Mata,-

Martial, CF(not Lukaku) Alexis.

With Rashford coming off the bench, Another ball playing CM (Not Matic)

Admitted with 2 transfer misses like Miki or Zlatan.

Okay let's see how it pans out when the new manager comes in after Mourinho is dismissed.

raumdeuter:
Didn't Mourinho sign and change Zlatan and Mikitaryan with Lukaku and Alexis??

I know you are a troll. Have been and will always be one. Even under your old moniker of Dayokanu,so I will play your silly game.
Look at the Manchester United current team and tell me that except for David De gea which other player can get into Manchester City,Liverpool or Chelsea current team's?
Which Manchester United player would City,Liverpool or Chelsea managers wish they had in their team?

chidexxy007:
yen yen yen..
Yet they were our top performers in the game
Rashford started the move for the goal if i can recollect correctly, Lingard finished it.
Mou wants to change the system, who does he bring on.... Big Tree
Klopp changed his system, who does he bring on.... Shaqiri

No offence but if you can't spot the difference then your eyes are of no use... pluck it out.

@bolded, was it not the same structure SAF used to win all he won?

Fotball don pass JOSE MOURINHO. The earlier you recognize this the better for us all cos you will stop disturbing us here

Were these the players Sir Alex used to win the last title?
Only De gea,Phil Jones,Chris Smalling, Antonio Valencia and Ashley Young remain at the club from the players who won the last premier league title. I may be wrong but that is what I can pull out of my head right now.
Sir Alex saw the pending decline of the club and quickly retired before he would be disgraced.
There have been four managers since Sir Alex quit as the manager with the same poor results. That should tell you something is wrong.
1.David Notes.
2. Ryan Giggs(care taker status)
3.Louis Van Gael who won the F.A cup.
4.Jose Mourinho who won Europa cup.
This shows the problem is deeper than sacking the manager. I believe it has more to do with finances. Liverpool and Manchester City have unlimited war chests to sign any player they want. In fact looking at these team's they have at least two world class players for every position in the team.
Manchester United can not compete with these two teams except we get a sugar daddy Arab financier to buy out the debt the Glazer family has plunged the club into. By the way when was the last time any of the Glazers was at Old Trafford to watch the team play? It tells you something doesn't it?
I have been a supporter long enough to know Mourinho is a dead man walking until either January when the window opens or June when the season ends. He will be sacked.
I also believe Woodward has an agreement with Zidane to take over but whoever takes over the team without proper funding will always be in Man City and Liverpool's shadow except funding is provided to back the ambitions of the club.

When Liverpool signed Karius to replace Mignolet and he did not perform what did Jurgen Klopp do?
He learned from his mistake and with backing from the owners went out and signed Allisson a better goalkeeper who could do what he wanted.
How many players did Pep Guardiola chop and change in his first season?
He signed a keeper who could not do what he wanted and with backing of the Arabs went out and signed Ederson.
The fact is that Mourinho made some poor signings but when he realised his mistake and requested for replacements the club refused to back him because the
Glazers are in this club for money and not for love of the club.
Like I said I am going to support the club which ever way they decide to go but I know in my mind that without a sugar daddy owner ready to back this club with an unlimited war chest we will never be able to keep up with our rivals.

MorataFC:
why u no compete the statement now?.
I will continue to wish the team and the coach the best.

I will support the club and whoever is the manager as long as it represents the best interests of the club. I am tribal like that.

Adisaowalla:
who bought Lukaku?

Jose Mourinho. Who else was available? Morata?

diadem10:
Mourinho signed him nah. Pogba, Sanchez, Bailly, Lukaku, Fred etc were all signed by him.

Only if we had let Martial and Rashford develop to their potential.

I was one of the few that advocated for Depay to be deployed in the striker role. He and Rashford should have been allowed to fight it out but no, people wanted a new shiny toy. Heck! Luis Van gaal should have been allowed to stay. Abc.

It is a bit late to cry when the head is off. We are in decline as a club if we will be honest with ourselves. With the prospects of finishing out of the top four at the end of the season,which top striker will we be able to attract?
We will only be able to sign Lukaku kind of strikers with dreadful first touch.
Can Rashford or Martial get the team 25 goals a season?
Like I said, anything the club decides to do I will support but I fear we are in for a long time in the cold except an Arab sheikh can force the Glazers and Woodward out and provide the funding needed to rival Man City.

ChristineC:
What is wrong with the crop of players in the club?
Jose Mourinho is finished. I said this much earlier in the season that if these guys wanted to salvage their season, the manager should be sacked. That was around week 7 because when you watch the team play with respect to investments made, it just was difficult to make any sense of their set up or game plan.

The confusion was even obvious from the moment the manager started to ask for ageing defensive players to be brought in. He has no plan, he has no foresight, his insight is now as vivid as the eyesight of Father Abraham in his 100s. If truely it's severance package that has kept Jose Mourinho on this job for this long, then the club management is even in more quagmire than we think. The pillars are perched on sinking sand.

Whatever the club wants to do I will continue to support the club. I do not support individuals. The club is my interest.
I am just saying this crop of players are not committed and dedicated
Maybe they are doing it to get rid of the manager but I want you to look at the decline of the team since Sir Alex retired.
1 David Moyes.
2. Louis Van Gaal.
3. Jose Mourinho.
That is three different managers (if we ignore Ryan Giggs care taker months) .
Under these three managers the results have continued to be poor.
I personally feel the problems are deeper than the manager.

nitrogen:
We don't need Zidane. We just need one young intuitive manager that can motivate his players, and play good football.

Am fvcking done with Mourinho.

Can you mention names of young intuitive managers that can improve Lukaku's inability to control the ball with his first touch and hold up play to bring his co attackers into play.
Consider the fact that United has gone from Stapleton,Cole, Solksjaer,Sherigham,Berbatov,Van Nistelroy and Van Persie to Lukaku.
Just see the decline in that.

nitrogen:
Pataki is whining this one, he is still there yarning opata.

I know he is trolling.
I know he is an Arsenal fan. I did not join this forum today.
The fact is that the club has been in decline since Sir Alex retired and I am not sure that even if Zidane is employed tomorrow that things will improve with this crop of players. I may be wrong.

Pataki:
Thank you. You are a true fan. Pogba is a lazy player. Lukaku has invested more in getting fat than playing football. Is Mourinho responsible for all these?

Mourinho can only do his best with the resources at his disposal. Unfortunately, the resources needs serious sharpening.

Jesse Lingard chose the week that United were playing Liverpool to go out in the night to launch his fashion line. He was accompanied by Marcus Rashford,when they should have been concentrating on the task at hand which was the Liverpool game. If Mourinho complains about the commitment of the players,they will say he is throwing the players under the bus in public.
Players have to be professional and stop behaving like amateurs. You are either a pro footballer or a fashion designer.
My point is that while Jose has his own faults the players too have not been committed,maybe because they want to see the manager sacked.
The whole structure of the club is faulty,from the Glazers who are milking the club to their representative Ed Woodward to the players to the manager.

Lana1:
I remember when baba was shouting masterclass after that draw at Anfield last season. He kept yapping Mourinho masterclass incoming....na him be this...

Is Mourinho to enter the field and help Lukaku hold up play? Is he to help him with his poor first touch? Or Pogba that show boats and loses the ball in dangerous areas and will not track back?
The manager and the whole team share the blame of the poor season.
However this will not make me stop supporting the team .
I will continue to wish the team the best.

raumdeuter:
Who knows where I can find Dantedasz

This Mourinho masterclass dey blow my head

19 points behind league leaders before Xmas

There can only be one of three results in a game. Win. Lose or draw.
We lost.
We move on.

Goal.