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 Religion / Re: Bombshell In Rccg: Adeboye Abolishes Big Titles by Danyell(m): 9:55pm On May 28, 2013 |
It's 2013 and they still go by these titles anyway. |
| Religion / Re: In One Sentence... Describe This Holy Man! by Danyell(m): 9:34pm On May 28, 2013 |
Ummmm........ I see a white man.......... putting on a white robe.......... waving at deluded people who take him to be God on earth. |
| Religion / Re: Movies And Religion- Part One; The Matrix And Belief In God by Danyell(m): 9:18pm On May 28, 2013 |
If this world is a delusion, then you can take solace in the fact that at death, you become free from this delusion. Just try to live a good life while you are stuck in this delusion. |
| Religion / Re: Father Slaps Son Because Of God by Danyell(m): 9:11pm On May 28, 2013 |
THE ADVENTURES OF DANYELL AND WHITE JESUS White Jesus: LOL. Such spiritual insight can only come from me. Danyell:  ??White Jesus: The wisdom of God is foolishness to man. Danyell: You are spot on master, it is foolishness. White Jesus: I hope you don't mean what I think............ *uses telephatic powers* ...... Chai! You do not have the fear of God you dis small black boy........ Bring that your opkoroko head here with immediate alacrity........ time for your daily dose of holy knock Danyell: Chineke me! Na only breeze go dey my head after dis knock. |
| Religion / Re: What Would The Agnostic/atheist Look For In A God? by Danyell(m): 1:58pm On May 28, 2013 |
^^^ "re-bumped" |
| Religion / Re: Why Do We Grow Old And Die? by Danyell(m): 10:49am On May 24, 2013 |
FOLYKAZE:I wasn't referring to the op. In one part of your post you said could we eventually manipulate DNA so that we gain immortality? It seems possiblethat was what prompted my question. 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: Why Do We Grow Old And Die? by Danyell(m): 7:59am On May 24, 2013 |
^^^ Is immortality a scientific reality? |
| Religion / Re: Are You Even Ready Or Fit To Learn True Christanity? by Danyell(m): 10:23pm On May 23, 2013 |
Da fuq!!! @op, gimme some of the weed you have been smoking. It must really be potent. |
| Religion / Re: How I Became An Atheist And Later Reconverted.....enjoy by Danyell(m): 9:36pm On May 23, 2013 |
Toluwarni: LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU ALL ARE TIRED..White Jesus: I'm utterly disappointed in you my black servant! Lying like your father satan! Toluwarni: I only did it to win souls for your kingdom. White Jesus: win souls? Is my kingdom champions league? 2 Likes |
| Religion / Re: Why Do We Grow Old And Die? by Danyell(m): 9:24pm On May 23, 2013 |
This should make for an interesting discussion. By the power vested in me, I hereby bump this thread. |
| Religion / Re: How I Became An Atheist And Later Reconverted.....enjoy by Danyell(m): 8:25pm On May 23, 2013 |
Toluwarni: I OWN THAT ACCOUNT... I WAS ONCE A FU.CKTHEIST.. SO PAGAN NAIJA IS RIGHT.. THAT'S WHY WHEN YOU CHECK MY POSTS, I POSTED THIS SAME STORY ON A PARTICULAR THREAD..Please and please, for the sake of women around the world, just remain a Christian. If you weren't one, you would be a serial killer and a ra.pi$t. 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: How I Became An Atheist And Later Reconverted.....enjoy by Danyell(m): 8:15pm On May 23, 2013 |
Toluwarni:Ooman had better give testimony to his everlasting flying pig. Please, never become an atheist for humanity's sake. |
| Religion / Re: How I Became An Atheist And Later Reconverted.....enjoy by Danyell(m): 6:11pm On May 23, 2013 |
@op, I'm sorry to say this but you were not an atheist in the first place. A better term for you would have been fu.cktheist. When did atheism mean sleeping around with any woman that catches your fancy? |
| Religion / Re: Dont Feel Sorry For People In War Torn Countries by Danyell(m): 10:37am On May 23, 2013 |
THE ADVENTURES OF DANYELL AND WHITE JESUS Danyell: What is this man talking about my great White Jesus? White Jesus: *scratches head* Even I am confused. 6 Likes |
| Religion / Re: What Does An Atheist Believe Happens After Death? by Danyell(m): 10:30am On May 23, 2013 |
THE ADVENTURES OF DANYELL AND WHITE JESUS Danyell: O great saviour, what do atheists believe happens to them at death? White Jesus: Those fools that refuse to believe in me and my father!! they think they will go into a state of non-existence but they are in for a rude awakening. Danyell: How rude exactly? White Jesus: Let them die first! ** evil smile ** 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: The Testimony Of A Buddhist Monk In Myanmar Who died and Came Back To life by Danyell(m): 9:57pm On May 22, 2013 |
THE ADVENTURES OF DANYELL AND WHITE JESUS White Jesus: Yes! My gospel of fear and condemnation must be spread in all nations of the world! Danyell: O! Great white Jesus, how come the buddha is in hell for not believing in you? He existed before you na! White Jesus: Shattap niggi! Whaddaya know? 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: Ewe/yoruba Are Descendants Of Jacob! by Danyell(m): 9:03pm On May 22, 2013 |
THE ADVENTURES OF DANYELL AND WHITE JESUS Danyell: O My! What is going on here? White Jesus: You poor black thing, can't you see that people are arguing? You must have soot all over your brain. Lemme heal you.......... Danyell: Ummm..... I knew they were arguing, that was just an expression. White Jesus: You can't lie to me niggi, remember that I can read minds and I have a superior complexion. Now bring that head over here, lemme lay my hands on it. 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: Errors Of Jehovah the Bible God In the Garden of Eden by Danyell(m): 2:26pm On May 20, 2013 |
@Striktlymi, even if I should agree that you are correct, it would be on the basis that free will is only partial. If the devil had not rebelled, Jesus would have had no reason to come down to earth. |
| Religion / Re: Errors Of Jehovah the Bible God In the Garden of Eden by Danyell(m): 1:35pm On May 20, 2013 |
^^^ Like I previously said, (typed) it only appears like he had a choice but in the real sense he (and the other rebellious angels) were only acting out a script. Now, after their attempt to usurp the throne was thwarted, they could have been locked up in the bottomless pit, an almighty holding cell or they could have been destroyed all together, but instead they were hurled down to earth to cause havoc. They had to be hurled down before man could become imperfect and before Jesus could come to redeem man. It was all part of God's sovereign plan!! |
| Religion / Re: Errors Of Jehovah the Bible God In the Garden of Eden by Danyell(m): 1:31pm On May 20, 2013 |
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| Religion / Re: Errors Of Jehovah the Bible God In the Garden of Eden by Danyell(m): 1:05pm On May 20, 2013 |
striktlymi:My question is, did he have a choice? It seems like it was the plan of God from the beginning of time. God didn't want utopia just like that, many things had to happen first and Lucifer was just the catalyst. |
| Religion / Re: Errors Of Jehovah the Bible God In the Garden of Eden by Danyell(m): 12:29pm On May 20, 2013 |
^^^ I get your point. But saying that there is freewill when the biblical God is concerned is kind of like a paradox. Ok, for example, tell me why the devil has already been condemned if he has the freewill to repent and beg for forgiveness, infact why has his whole existence been spelled out for him from the beginning? If the devil should turn around and repent, then that makes God a liar or don't you think? 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: Errors Of Jehovah the Bible God In the Garden of Eden by Danyell(m): 11:40am On May 20, 2013 |
^^^ Bottomline of the op's post is that Jehovah is to be blamed for everything that happened in the garden. With his foreknowledge, he would have known about everything that would transpire in the garden before they even happened. While creating Lucifer, he would have known that this angel would rebel and with him one-third of the heavenly army would revolt against him. Even while creating each and every angel, he would have known the ones that would fight against his authority. What's the point of knowing the end from the beginning if you are not going to do anything useful with it? 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: Enough Beating About The Bush. Lets Get To The Point! by Danyell(m): 9:10am On May 20, 2013 |
From_Guiriga:I loff white Jesus, he giveth me understanding beyond human comprehension. Only Israel had lost sheeps at the time. The Gentiles and Samaritans had all found their sheeps. |
| Religion / Re: Enough Beating About The Bush. Lets Get To The Point! by Danyell(m): 4:19pm On May 19, 2013 |
CAMEROONPRIDE: ^^ you are retardedOh!! My white Jesus said it, He said it! I will be persecuted by the unbelievers. But I will rejoice because my reward in heaven (filled with only white people) is great. Praises be to white Jesus!! Condemnation be to black devil!! I loff white Jesus!! 2 Likes |
| Religion / Re: Enough Beating About The Bush. Lets Get To The Point! by Danyell(m): 3:59pm On May 19, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA:Your bravery will take you to hell faya!! Hope you have enough courage to wrestle with the devil for the crown of the underworld. Me, i will jejeli worship white Jesus! Praises be to white Jesus! Glory be to white Jesus! Honour be to white Jesus!! Condemnation be to black devil!! Punishment be to black devil! And finally, Hell faya be to black devil!!! Thank you! |
| Religion / Re: Enough Beating About The Bush. Lets Get To The Point! by Danyell(m): 1:58pm On May 19, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA:Yes oo brother Pagan, you see, the fear of hell faya is the beginning of wisdom. 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: Enough Beating About The Bush. Lets Get To The Point! by Danyell(m): 1:38pm On May 19, 2013 |
Does "I don't want to go to hell faya!!" count as a reason? 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: Meet The Bisexual Lady (Yemisi Ilesanmi) Who Hates The Concept Of GOD by Danyell(m): 1:29pm On May 19, 2013 |
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| Religion / Re: Meet The Bisexual Lady (Yemisi Ilesanmi) Who Hates The Concept Of GOD by Danyell(m): 1:27pm On May 19, 2013 |
Tajolo: Really,na wa o. Then she should not use anxthing created by God starting from breeze,water and all things he created.HAHAHAHAHA!!! And she shouldn't do these things or else God would roast her disbelieving a.s.s in hell faya!!! |
| Religion / Re: Atheism Is Based On Faith by Danyell(m): 8:53am On May 19, 2013 |
musKeeto:Who else could have revealed this 'truth' to the op? |
| Religion / Re: Atheism Is Based On Faith by Danyell(m): 11:32am On May 18, 2013 |
@op, only the Holy Spirit could have revealed this to you |
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