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Family › Re: Lady Refuses Husband To Packout Of Home After She Called The Cops On Him (video) by DAramis:
2aces:
I believe she is still a new comer Nigerian wife in that country, the moment she joins the league of Nigerian wives in diaspora (aka foreign witches), the husband will be the one begging to stay grin grin
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Foreign witches bawo.

But on a serious note, white women shows shege to Black men when married (Ask Emmanuel Ebou).... Person come home marry fellow African and Nigerian, immediately they reach there, they will turn to Foriegn witches, and unleash shege pro max
Phones › Re: My SpaceX Starlink Internet Experience In Lagos, Nigeria by DAramis: 9:51am On May 11, 2024
606thearena:
Good morning guys
Pls I want to know if with this power station I ca get up to 6 hours standby of power with this product .
Starlink consume 100 watts there about
which website is this?
Family › Re: I Am 40 Years Today by DAramis: 6:59am On May 11, 2024
ChybuzzDD:
40 is not 4 scores, please.
4 scores is 80years, because each score is 20 years.
So, 40years is just 2 scores.
Ohhh, Thanks for the correction bro.

Always taught it was 10 years per each score (biblical way of age calculation)

Duly noted.
Family › Re: I Am 40 Years Today by DAramis:
Telltruth123:
I have just posted it on the thread to avoid repetition.
Congratulations ma'am. It is not easy to reach 2 score age wise.

You have really come along way and most importantly you had kids to show for your journey so far.

Though not close to your age, but life has also happened to most of us. Being responsible (ability to cater for my needs in my little way and little support other there) is only possible for me approximately 3 years ago. Before then, it was total struggle and brokeness. Not there yet, but now is better than the previous few decades of my life.

I still thank God for gift of life and good health over all of us. Hopefully, to get settled down with partner with positive outlook to future without being too materialistic.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DAramis: 7:31pm On May 06, 2024
emmasoft:
If the account already exists, Then you will need to call customer care and tell them your intention that you wish to convert an individual account to a joint account. If it's a fresh account chat me up or send a PM so that I can get the form across to you.
It doesn't exist. Already sent a pm to you.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DAramis: 7:12pm On May 06, 2024
emmasoft:
Yes, what you wish to do is possible. it means you will do a joint account. One of the documents you will sign is the signature mandate which you can structure based on what you want to achieve.
Yeah.

Just need to grant another party right to the account in case of emergency funds needs. Full right with no restrictions whatsoever but want the account name and details to be under me
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DAramis: 7:10pm On May 06, 2024
emmasoft:
Yes, what you wish to do is possible. it means you will do a joint account. One of the documents you will sign is the signature mandate which you can structure based on what you want to achieve.
Okay, trying to set it up but unfortunately the code is sent to my bvn number which I don't have access to

Any other way to setup account?
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DAramis: 6:49pm On May 06, 2024
emmasoft:
Really. I used it last week to reach them. Maybe try it by tomorrow, better to call before 4 pm and best in the morning.
Boss, for mutual funds account,

can two parties have access to it? like granting another person access through mandate form like in normal account?

Need a situation someone can manage or be able to withdraw it (either party can sign)
Travel › Re: A Colleague Just Got Murdered Alongside Her 8 Year Old Daughter: Sad by DAramis: 5:49am On May 01, 2024
Ain't judging nor justifying what happened, but what I have figured out is that some women are

Devil at home but Angel with beautiful soul at work space environment.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DAramis: 7:39pm On Apr 19, 2024
ojesymsym:
Yes correct, that should also allow you access the phone app.
Downloaded, and currently under review for my KYC. Once verified, to start investing.

I think the app is better than chasing so many banks for different Treasury Bill rate. Unfortunately, the don't have Mutual Money Fund option currently.

Might have to look for alternative app for that.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DAramis: 6:12pm On Apr 19, 2024
Omotolani513:
Got 19.5% with Providus for 365days. Note, I went with the banks bid as i had less than 50M
Thanks for the update. Just trying to test waters with my mite 😅 Don't even have up to a million 🤣
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DAramis: 4:15pm On Apr 19, 2024
ojesymsym:
Yes correct, that should also allow you access the phone app.
Okay, thanks for the confirmation.

I will check them out.
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by DAramis: 4:14pm On Apr 19, 2024
emmasoft:
This is a very wide question. I can only give you the firms I represent.
Stanbic 15.55%.
SFS fixed income 14.02%
Norrenberger is 16.18% gross
Boss,

I will chat you up on this later. Might look into it hopefully.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DAramis: 3:19pm On Apr 19, 2024
ojesymsym:
This values are usually not static and so mostly only the bank can give you what they have available as at the time they send you the mail. Sometimes, by the time you are ready that particular one you are interested in may no longer be available, you may now have a better offer or one that is less than what you were previously offered.

But why do you guys not also use iinvest? here you get to see the different offers and quantities available in real time so making a choice becomes easy. You get to see fixed deposit, TB, and commercial papers in one platform.
Bro

This I-invest app, can you drop a snap pic of the actual app let me download?

Is the website I-invest NG. com?
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DAramis: 3:07pm On Apr 19, 2024
Guys, and ladies,

I am trying to invest in TB. Can you list the banks that offers the best rate?

Seems money market has crashed and no longer profitable. Trying to set MMF up but going to forgoe it and focus on Treasury Bill.
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Keeps On Blocking My Account by DAramis: 4:46am On Apr 10, 2024
M2DXi:
I download whatsapp from playstore
Honestly don't know then.
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Keeps On Blocking My Account by DAramis: 11:33pm On Apr 09, 2024
M2DXi:
I buy London used Huawei phone, since then whatsapp keeps on blocking my account, even when I change number, please how can I solve this issue
I think it has to do with the ban the company were subjected to by USA. If you check closely, Google apps especially Google map and play store doesn't work in most recent Huawei phones.

WhatsApp being a USA domiciled app is flagging it off if not downloaded directly from playstore. Anyway, log complaint to WhatsApp based on this and get to know their response
Phones › Re: Why SIM Cards Linked With NIN Are Being Barred - NCC by DAramis: 10:30am On Apr 09, 2024
jellybabee:
login to your MTN App to confirm if your nin has been successfully linked...
If not.... you have to first generate your virtual nin (VNIN) to be able to register your Nin....in which N20 will be deducted from the sim twice( for generating VNIN and submission of NIN).
how can this be done for mtn?
And is it possible to do it on mtn website online? Trying to sort myself out on this
Travel › Re: Nigerian Men Should Be Investigated. They’re Outspending Everyone Here - UK Man by DAramis: 7:12am On Mar 31, 2024
ukaface:
One thing about Nigerians is that, they ain’t lazy( majority)
We need to make that money to make noise back home
Na why them Dey pack shifts upandan for this uk
Hi

Hope you don't mind if I DM you for important information consultation.
Romance › Re: Conjoined Twin Abby Hensel Now Married by DAramis: 10:26pm On Mar 29, 2024
guobe:
Such is life
😢
Romance › Re: Conjoined Twin Abby Hensel Now Married by DAramis: 5:22pm On Mar 29, 2024
And some singles are still not married😭😭😭

Even un-cojoined twins self 😩
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Mothers Always Use This Word On Their Male Children by DAramis: 3:28pm On Mar 25, 2024
😂😂😂😄😄😂

African mothers, they have funny way of passing their message across.
Romance › Re: How Good Are Nigerian Women In Bed? by DAramis: 7:48pm On Mar 16, 2024
dkidd:
Uyo girls... 2017 Christmas period when Eno run 360 on top me bro till date no girl done fvck me like that. The thing still dey my body.
Hmmm

Taking notes 😁😄
Romance › Re: How Good Are Nigerian Women In Bed? by DAramis: 11:50am On Mar 14, 2024
Demigod22:
Lol, after my experience with those girls, my penis is never the same. Sex is an important aspect of every living organism.
True, it is very vital.
Nice demographic though. I have heard so much about South South women especially Calabar women.
Romance › Re: How Good Are Nigerian Women In Bed? by DAramis: 8:08pm On Mar 13, 2024
Demigod22:
I have met different Nigerian women but I hail those South South girls. It was in Port Harcourt I enjoyed sex for the first time in my life, Akwa Ibom girls, Calabar, Imo, Rivers and Edo showed me what I have been missing.

When those girls grind you, ride you, give you Mouth Gig, the cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, legup and 69.
Professor,

Don't corrupt some of us in this forum na 🤣🤣😂😅

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Politics › Re: Even If Peter Obi Go For Vice President, He Will Never Win by DAramis: 2:21pm On Mar 10, 2024
Envy is a terrible sin. The greatest vice among all vices. May we not be unfortunate to get entangled with someone like you wherever we may find ourselves in.🙏
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Strain On My Life Is Unbearable! by DAramis: 12:49pm On Mar 10, 2024
Kankawormm:
Abuja...jobs are not easy to come by..most wants to take advantage of you first.
Move to where there are jobs.

At least where there are lots of market, you could be able to get sales girl job which is common.
Crime › Re: Wanted Person by DAramis: 8:11pm On Mar 04, 2024
Caleb15:
Out of 87 mil you wan pay 1 mil abeg talk another thing joor
As in ehh.

If he up that rewards to 10 million and spread the information among the guys former neighborhood, he will definitely get a snitch who will drop real time location of this nigg*er
Family › Re: I Need A Car Monthly Repayments Module. by DAramis: 8:53pm On Feb 29, 2024
Nice2023:
If I invest that amount at firstally asset mgt company I will get an upfront of 351k at 13 interest rate.

Just say u need a philanthropist.
Hello boss,

Can you give more information on how someone can go about this?

If you have other investment tips, I would be grateful
Education › Re: Oil Dey Your Head. by DAramis: 6:23am On Feb 28, 2024
meobizy:
It’s too ghetto of a saying for all of that. A phrase like “hot/steaming head/brain” would make more sense.
That is why it is in pidgin English. The meaning and its swag lies there.

Abeg, leave am for us dat way👌

Not to digress, a particular unknown son of a man was called from where he was tending sheep for him to be anointed with oil, and make king over his older brothers (Biblical passage story narration). So, it is similar to that incident when guys makes that quote
Education › Re: Oil Dey Your Head. by DAramis: 5:14am On Feb 28, 2024
It means someone whose life is filled with grace, and at same time have uncanning wisdom and intelligence.

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