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lukman885:
If I remember wetin girl do me. I go just weak.
So there is this angel i met (so I thought)..
Anytime she needs money, she will just touch my neck and ears... just like Atm I go just dey dispence like mumu. Pant I no take my coro coro eyes see am. Laslas na wedding card j come seeeeeee But glory be to God ....wetin I don do girls in return eh. Ah be champion RightNow.

Luku omo sekinat, abeg gist us wetin u do her na

Kestolove:
I made him suck me b4 penetration, now am not happy dat I use nd dump d boy

Pwuuzey or boobs?

Israelinno:
Love na bastard ...travelled all the way from lagos to awka to see this girl, i got there around 9 cux i left lagos late, i took my bath then started watching tv with the girl,suddenly.. this guy entered the room she hugged him, the guy took remote and changed station, i later found out that the guy was dating the her,and he paid her rent,,the guy spent the night in the room, i couldn't sleep ..i left early morning for lagos cant believe that lagos boy like me went to awka just to baff...

Copy copy go kill you. Copied from a NLer who copied from Twitter. Na ur type dey copy matric number too

CXLVII:
Had to drive 30 miles to get a pack of cigarette.

That`s undiluted love

At least the cigarette won't disappoint

Amazing007:
2012 ... I travelled from Adamawa (jimeta ) to asaba to go see babe o , funny thing is that she was the person that woke me up for the said journey , i hurriedly took my bath & off to park with my luggage of stuff I packed for her , dry fish , rice etc. . Started journey past 7a.m , called her 3hours into the journey & she didnt pick my call till I got to asaba around 2a.m the next day ,
luckily I met a lady in the bus who accommodated me for 2days in her family house (mother , father , brother ,sisters were all home) as I was only having my t.p back to north , i had to open up to the kind girl , she told all her family members what happened & they were mad @ what the lady did , Still great friends with the girl that help me ,we like family now sef

Hope you gave them the rice and fish?

leosahm:
Hmmm........mine was in 2018, when i got admission in UNICAL, I nearly finished my acceptance fee of #25,000 coz of one year 3 student i met like that..... I cannot forgive her in a hurry.......

U no serious, you expected a 300l babe to date a fresher that doesn't even know where the library or senate building is? Pele o. She must used for jokes among her roommates. Serves you right bro

Aaronsrod:
So you travel all the way to the home of Mercedes Benz and Daimler cars just to ride upandan on bicycle like a child??

Truly, it has been said before in this thread - Germany is no place for a black man!

This is some funny shit. Lol ......I don't subscribe to your notion tho

Seun:
I guess we can enable larger uploads.

And work on Dm's too.we can't be using emails like 1930's. The email kinda doesn't help keep nairaland faceless. Once again develop Dm's for nairaland like Twitter and the rest already has. It would be best you looked into this

MZrapper:
Padi??

Ever since that day you bullied me, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind

Praxtech:
See me.. I was wondering if they couldn't post with a little less of my dick in their mouths? Especially sehindemi and maynation.... mzrapper that ugly one had to join

Lol
Oga please have mercy on them, they are ladies especially my padi @mzrapper

Praxtech:
Yawns...bored. wrestle not with pigs

Only you one handle All those women..maaad maaad. Only you na men

I hate Lebanon

Illeterate wey no do simple biology. Big shame

Arrewa:
An average ipob for you!!

What is your gain in these evil machinations against the north??

So because federal government pledge more support for kano?

You're now calling ibadan and Enugu people to come out and say enough is enough??

Unfortunately for you... Yorubas don't pompous bigotry and hatred like you ipobs do!

When FG is contributing billions to Lagos state?? Where are you??
Hypocrisy!!

Why this strong hatred for the north??

Is it because of Islam or what??

So Yorubas and igbo should unite and stop FG from supporting kano or what??

These same kano you've been telling us how's hundreds of people were being killed by Covid19!

And you're asking the Yorubas and your brothers to rise against FG for trying to support them?

This is hatred, bigotry, hypocrisy and tribalism!!

Free your mind from hate!!

Self righteous aboki... Always full of hate

Northernocracy ..abeg who knows the meaning

Danielhouston:
Oh they’re are worse and very rude. It also depends on who you meet. It is the way Berlin is in general. Poor customer service everywhere. It’s not easy. Just pray you meet a good person

I must commend you for this thread. I really admire your brutal honesty. God bless you bro

Seun:
Welcome, Princess, to the Nairaland Forum. Hope you enjoy your stay here! Remember, we are all nice people here . And of course, we want to know what the princess looks like, and who invited her to the Forum (it's Vexxy, isn't it?).

When nairaland was still an SmE

Northern Nigeria ayaya o ayaya

abdulkayus:
Less than 10 schools u said? U guys bigotry and hatred towards the north has no limit. Most of u have never been to the north talk less of Kano but will be spewing lies about them with so much confidence and gusto.
I don't know which state u are from, but I am so sure if we were to compare, we will find out that there are more schools in Kano than in ur state.

Chill jare arghh. Almajiri

Arrewa ayaya

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rdokoye:
The Niger Delta doesn't generate $45 Billion in export earnings from oil, it generates around $20 - $25 Billion per year, the rest of Nigeria's earnings comes from other exports and its internally generated revenue (which is excluded from the federal government's budget). However, with the recent crash in oil prices, the Niger Delta is generating only a 3rd of that ($8 Billion per annum). And with the Western Worlds policy on electric vehicles, within the next 5 - 10 years, we'll all live to witness the end of oil as one of the most important commodities in the world.

That aside, I wrote FOREIGN assistance, not FINANCIAL assistance. There is a difference. The reason why I say the region would require FOREIGN ASSISTANCE, is because it has almost no capacity, with limited human development.

Almost all infrastructure projects would require foreign assistance. There are no (to my recollection), construction companies of note, from that region. Unlike in the South-East (as someone asked me to elaborate on), which has a distinct advantage of having internal capacity. It's the reason why it's able to earmark projects like the Enugu Lifestyle and Golf City: http://www.enugulifestyleandgolfcity.com/ and the Awka Millennium City: https://www.awkamillenniumcity.com/ both of which are being carried out by indigenous firms.

The Niger Delta, and Nigeria at large lacks that kind of capacity. The end result is a dependency. Whether it's for construction, of any kind, foodstuff, services, chemicals, drugs supply, manufactured goods. All of these things are created within Igboland: https://www.nairaland.com/3926379/igbos-most-industrious-innovative-richest, but not in the Niger Delta.

What is biafra currently generating

2million barrels * $50(after this Covid drama)*365

rdokoye:
I mean no offence. When I say human resources. I'm talking about the things a nation needs to be self sufficient.

The Niger-Delta would need a whole lot of foreign assistance, whether it's in infrastructure projects, drugs supply, manufactured goods, chemicals, machinery, foodstuff, etc... for sustenance sake. Development in the Niger-Delta is very low, despite the amount of money the region receives from the oil revenue allocation formula. Why? Could be a multitude of reasons, but the fact remains, that governance in the Niger-Delta is the worst, in the entire country, even worse than the North. Only difference is the Delta receives significantly more money to compensate for the stupendous level of corruption and neglect from its leaders.

It's for that reason, I think a fracturing of the region would be the best option. An all-Ijaw nation would do significantly better than a Niger-Delta republic.

Niger delta that would generate at least $45B from proceeds of oil and gas alone will need foreign assistance but not biafra. Something somewhere is paining you. And the question was asked based on geopolitical zone not ethnicities. There are ethnic Germans constituting the entirety or majority of Germany, Austria, Switzerland etc. So ethnicity is not the only determinant of an independent country

rdokoye:
Human development is the greatest resource, which the South-South has very little of. Yes, they have oil, but that's it. The IGR generated from those states, comes from the oil revenue, as most people within those states work in the Public Sector. The Niger Delta will need to build up its capacity, which will take decades, and it'll also need to adopt good leadership, which has alluded it since Nigeria's independence. The Niger Delta is easily one of the most underdeveloped regions in Nigeria, with limited infrastructure and only one real city (Port Harcourt), all the other so-called cities are no more than towns, with a few public buildings, and large slum settlements.

Niger-Delta Republic would be worse than Equatorial Guinea. Edo State would be better off forming its own country.

South south has little human resources? People would think we are illeterates or something over here.

rdokoye:
Human development is the greatest resource, which the South-South has very little of. Yes, they have oil, but that's it. The IGR generated from those states, comes from the oil revenue, as most people within those states work in the Public Sector. The Niger Delta will need to build up its capacity, which will take decades, and it'll also need to adopt good leadership, which has alluded it since Nigeria's independence. The Niger Delta is easily one of the most underdeveloped regions in Nigeria, with limited infrastructure and only one real city (Port Harcourt), all the other so-called cities are no more than towns, with a few public buildings, and large slum settlements.

Niger-Delta Republic would be worse than Equatorial Guinea. Edo State would be better off forming its own country.

The igr of those state is from oil? And so? Won't they carry their oil should they separate? Abi what are you saying? Nigeria as a whole lacks human capital. Delta is always I repeat always top 3 when it comes to anything education in this country so what's your point on human capital. Niger Delta is not as bad as you think. Currently in my village there is no untarred road, water pump every 3 min walk. I really don't get your point
Niger Delta worse than equitorial guinea but biafra would be better than Japan. Over 80% of Nigerian revenue including company income tax is from Niger Delta, so what's your point? Niger delta is the largest producer of oil Palm rubber(too much in Delta State) which are very economically viable crops.Even when it comes to sport Niger Delta is the leading region. Delta and Rivers always 1 & 2 in the national sports festival having most number of indegenious coaches so far
I'm giving you facts not Guess work.How long does it take to develop human capital? What is Niger Delta lacking that the rest of Nigeria doesn't lack? Why are you pained? It's not like any of these are real

Nawa o, I was jejely reading the through German thread was virtually in Germany and I exited to see this? Who do us for this country? Raping a pregnant woman? Na God go punish the devil in charge of Nigeria. Walahi

After crippling the world with corona virus. C the rubbish dey are doing?

ifiokjohn:
You're also forgetting the south south and south east are like friends. definitely the south will without problem allow the south east through.
we are not enemies with the East like the north or west will think. we are actually closer to them than to others parts of Nigeria. and am sure my state, Akwa ibom state will give the East free access to the Sea after all Abia here share a common boundary with Akwa ibom.
What am trying to say is that the east will be more highly develop cause they don't even need the Sea...ask Rwanda!

Akwa ibom would seek to economically exploit the situation

Tribalism has blinded everybody here.it is extremely obvious that the south south who currently fund the Nigerian budget with a population of at least 20million people and the largest coastline, with the largest potential for tourism in southern Nigerian including ecotourism having one of the largest deltas in the world, wildlife in crossrivers, countless of islands in delta, bayelsa and Rivers including the southernmost island in West Africa (I think) Bonny island, cultural tourism in Edo region l,one of the largest gas reserved in the world, the largest tax generator outside of Lagos state (Rivers was number 2 last year and was twice that of ogun state), Delta at 5 with Akwa ibom and Edo rounding up top 10.

You must be an idiot to deny the above facts. The south south would be by far the most successful without a doubt. All the oil companies would leave lagos and so would allied services.lagos seaport would only serve south west and the North, making it less busier leading to loss of jobs. Where as the south east would patronise southern ports. Traffic in Lagos airport would reduce. Abuja would become desolate

But it's just a simulation

PHAYOL81:
Look through all my posts and you'll realise I don't trade insults. It doesn't just cut it for me as some good pointer for a good argument or a reliable arguer. But be as it may, I can still go ahead to give my mature response in respect to your post. We are sharing ideas and that's what matters. Besides, I ain't some of these eastern guys who run out of thread immediately they see they're being boxed to a corner.
First off, it just ain't what you produce alone but how effective the revenue generated is/are being used. Nigeria is a big oil producing country but consider the state of the nation's development to, say, South African's, for example. In the same interest, Lagos has got more projects on ground, not just development, than each of all these oil producing states.
However, does Makoko start and end with the sight at the seaside? What happens to the upper side of it, especially those close to Alagomeji? Worst slum in world? Could you produce the worst pix of Makoko (which is often of the seaside, of course) and I'll show you an even worse one from Port Harcourt? Pray, tell me where the bushes and farmlands are in Ajegunle. Ain't the roads in Ajegunle outlined? How do you compare that with villages with propably few roads inward, pathways into farmlands, abandoned areas of bushes and probably muddy roads on some other places? Tell yourself the truth, the Ajegunle and Makoko I mentioned would be a beauty if paired against many of those villages. Fact!
Thank God, you easily omit the Bariga, and the Oworo I mentioned. That's a step forward. Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks.

Silly Yoruba boy!!! That's what you are!!