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Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind (remix)? by Dark1(m): 7:53am On Feb 25, 2010
Oh gawd, I'm str8 up fcukin with TNT, I really should quit this but hw can I? She's not helping at all.
Romance / Re: When Do U See Yourself Getting Married? by Dark1(m): 7:37am On Feb 25, 2010
naijababe2:

hpe u dnt get married to urslf. grin

@ post:. . . think I just found her! wink cheesy
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind (remix)? by Dark1(m): 10:58pm On Feb 24, 2010
I feel like listening 2 a song.
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind (remix)? by Dark1(m): 10:54pm On Feb 24, 2010
nike4luv:

not to u babes!!!

embarassed embarassed embarassed I had high hopes! embarassed
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind (remix)? by Dark1(m): 10:51pm On Feb 24, 2010
nike4luv:

lollage cheesy cheesy

i need to make that call

. . . but I'm yet 2 give u my no. undecided cheesy
Forum Games / Re: Guess That Nl Members Age by Dark1(m): 10:49pm On Feb 24, 2010
24
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind (remix)? by Dark1(m): 10:47pm On Feb 24, 2010
With me by your side as your darling. . . walahi talahi, no situation is above us.
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind (remix)? by Dark1(m): 10:44pm On Feb 24, 2010
U need assistance seeing it through? I've got good listening ears and I offer nothing but gr8 advise. wink
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind (remix)? by Dark1(m): 10:37pm On Feb 24, 2010
hmnnn. . . hooking up with the poster above me! Her tatas' are luscious cheesy
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind (remix)? by Dark1(m): 9:48am On Feb 24, 2010
I need a permanent solution 2 this.
Romance / Re: Marriage Proposal From My Best Friend! by Dark1(m): 1:34pm On Feb 22, 2010
Call it stereotype, call it cliche, call it whatever. . . fact is @ 31 in naija, time is not ur best friend. You too play along with on/off guy, if he doesn't come up with something concrete soon, bone am go marry ur best friend.

As mean as it might sound u're fast approaching the age when u might be forced to settle for the available and not the desireable.
Romance / Re: When Do U See Yourself Getting Married? by Dark1(m): 12:53pm On Feb 22, 2010
This year! [size=4pt]but I never see the bride sha![/size] embarassed cheesy
Romance / Re: Trust Vs Love by Dark1(m): 12:33pm On Feb 12, 2010
A lot of peeps are besotted with peeps they don't necessarily trust, I think its called being head over heels in-love! cheesy As for my humble self, such can't happen to me.
Romance / Re: Can You Tolerate A Violent Girlfriend? by Dark1(m): 12:27pm On Feb 12, 2010
snthesis:

@poster
u neva get money, if u get her violence go cool down sharp sharp cool

Lmao!

@ topic: I find it (violence) romantic! cheesy Its recommended b4 sex but I can't marry a violent babe oooh! cheesy
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind (remix)? by Dark1(m): 2:46pm On Feb 10, 2010
So much to do!
Forum Games / Re: Will You Marry The Person Above You? by Dark1(m): 1:25pm On Feb 10, 2010
Nope
Romance / Re: Guys,would You Marry A Divorcee? by Dark1(m): 9:53am On Feb 09, 2010
@ topic: Some might do it out of love however when faced with reality and several factors coming in to play, settling for a divorcee is simply no biggie.
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind (remix)? by Dark1(m): 7:55am On Feb 02, 2010
Really need to work on my mood swing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: John Terry Sleeps With (best Friend) Wayne Bridge's Fiance! by Dark1(m): 8:12am On Feb 01, 2010
@ topic: so much talent and potential all going up in flames due to stolen pleasure. . . one of the reasons I don't cheat.
Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With A Naija Lady by Dark1(m): 5:22pm On Jan 26, 2010
waleski:

Naija women are cultured bt dere are some hungry washed up gurls who are hungry nd unfortunatly u av 1 as a gf so d best thg is dat u keep luking nd ditch d 1 u av cause she is already showing signs of hw poor nd uneducated she is

May God bless u dear sir.
Romance / Re: Must U Show That Nyash? by Dark1(m): 2:01pm On Jan 20, 2010
Ujujoan:

Oh well, you know what they say . . man's gotta be a MAN . . cheesy

Who are the they and what are they saying? Do u go by what they say or do u objectively form your own opinion?

Ujujoan:

You guys are the one always using the excuse 'I can't help myself, I'm a MAN'. . . *roooooolz eyez*

Like I said earlier, I nor follow for those kinda men. I'm not claiming to be above board but I've learnt to focus not just my mind and attitude but also discipline my third leg (I'm getting addicted 2 your vocab!). I keep away from ladies of questionable character and I engage my mind in productive activities, still I nor be saint oooh! wink

Ujujoan:

Undue exposure? You mean like showing cleavage and skin and 'crack in the arse'? Well that's not my style but if it were, hell yeah yea! tongue

In as much as I do not encourage indecent dressing, I've also come to realize that 'societal norms' are ighly subjective! For example, I dare not wear Trousers to my church in the villa, but in Benin, it's not that big a deal. So I'll say again, I go with whatever makes me feel good!


I doubt if the good peeps of Benin kingdom have so much thrown caution to the wind that flagrant exposure of the private body part is now the accepted norm in that area.


To cap it all up. . . Each action of ours writes history, feel free to write urs as u please. Now, I'll give it a rest make e nor be like say I dey nit-pick all your comment. Cheers! wink
Romance / Re: Must U Show That Nyash? by Dark1(m): 1:36pm On Jan 20, 2010
Ujujoan:

Ok first of all, I do not believe you are any different from the other guys . . This has absolutely nothing to do with class and EVERYTHING to do with that 'third leg' of yours! cheesy

Does the bolded sound logical to you? Casting an aspersion on all male being simply because they've got a third leg (2 use ur words).
Ujujoan:


Secondly, I beleive I'll have to be pretty shallow to flaunt my 'assets' just to attract attention. But will I dress to look nice and highlight my alluring shape/figure ( . . . if I have one cheesy) ? YES!


Does highlighting ur alluring shape/figure(. . . if u've one! tongue ) constitute undue exposure of the parts that shouldn't be exposed, boobs, crack in the arse(lmao) et-al. Kindly reply this question so we go know how to yarn! tongue

Ujujoan:

I dont give a flying horse if you guys are falling all over yourselves to get a better look . . . . . I go with whatever makes me feel good! wink cheesy

I'll have u remember that u  and u alone will be responsible 4 ur action(s), hence in going with whatever makes u feel good, kindly remember that there are acceptable societal norms which a self respecting adult is expected to comply with. wink
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mozambique African Nations Cup 3-0 by Dark1(m): 1:25pm On Jan 20, 2010
Mozambique play a very compact midfield and their passing skills stunned not just the Egyptian coach but urs truly. However they've got an achilles tendon. They're very shy up-front.  That is the only way I see Nigeria coming out of this game un-scathed else those guys can outrightly take us to the cleaners with our oriyomi-like team.
Romance / Re: Must U Show That Nyash? by Dark1(m): 1:16pm On Jan 20, 2010
Ujujoan:

'Those dudes' You saying you ain't one? undecided

Naaah, I'm way 2 classy for that! cool Don't go around admiring obnoxious provocative dressing! tongue

Your turn!. . . . . . are u one of those who think they've got it and should flaunt it?. . . grin
Forum Games / Re: Reply Siggy! by Dark1(m): 1:13pm On Jan 20, 2010
@ topic: oro ti pesi je. . . to each his/her own.
Romance / Re: Must U Show That Nyash? by Dark1(m): 12:59pm On Jan 20, 2010
Basildon1:

I dont even get you,jeez, yes we know some men are animals, why go on and on about it when it's just easier not to flash b.o.o.b.s n a.s.s esp when you are not going to a party.

Guy, u get time oooh. Her mind is closed! She embodies the modern, independent liberated woman! lipsrsealed Basildon1, take solace in the fact that we've still got ladies who know their priorities out there. wink
Romance / Re: Must U Show That Nyash? by Dark1(m): 12:28pm On Jan 20, 2010
Ebonyeyes:

Cheeky bugger tongue tongue What I said earlier still stands. If you cant control your sticks, that makes you one of the animals in the jungle grin

Attitude, attitude and more attitude! cheesy Feel free to go topless in ur neighbourhood slum and see what happens. Me and u go jam another time for this NL. Insolent omokekere. tongue
Romance / Re: Must U Show That Nyash? by Dark1(m): 12:14pm On Jan 20, 2010
Ebonyeyes:

Guys need to control their sticks. Some women in some parts of the world are toplesss 24/7 but they are not despoiled on the daily because their men can control themselves tongue tongue tongue
I do not intend to engage you in a battle of wits! wink [size=4pt]not like u much of a challenge anyways![/size] tongue

I used alley in my analogy not some nude beach or wherever u might have in mind. undecided
Romance / Re: Must U Show That Nyash? by Dark1(m): 12:10pm On Jan 20, 2010
Ebonyeyes:

Might you be advocating r.a, p, e by any chance? shocked

Dark1:

Tempt not thy Lord talk less of the devil.


Smartass, I know u've got eyes. Pls put them 2 good use. Provocative dressing most often culmninate in disastrous end, particularly when the dude perpetrating the act is irresponsible as well. wink
Romance / Re: Must U Show That Nyash? by Dark1(m): 12:03pm On Jan 20, 2010
Ebonyeyes:

Uh Uh Uh, I bet if that was a thick and toned lady your eyes would have jumped out of the socket right and you stick would have stood at attention? Leave BBW alone, if they are happy, we should be happy too.

. . . and thats y those ladies get mugged and despoiled in an alley! lipsrsealed Tempt not thy Lord talk less of the devil. tongue

Ujujoan:

Well, if you've got it, you flaunt it! wink cheesy

*rolls eyes* . . . orisirisi, wetin u dey flaunt? Those dudes who admire those kind of things seldom marry the ladies in question! Food 4 thought, no?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Would You Date Mama Gee? by Dark1(m): 11:41pm On Jan 18, 2010
snowdrops:

There is no need for this thread. I hope my post is the last one.
Otherwise i will just faint.

hahahaha. . . shows how little u know NL.  

@ OP: Don't know her that much but from the little i've read about her post, I won't be surprised if she turns out 2 be a minor.
Forum Games / Re: Anonymous Message by Dark1(m): 10:31pm On Jan 16, 2010
My dear friend whereabout are u?

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