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Forum Games / Re: *.*.*.Which Celebrity Does The Nairalander Above You Represent?*.*.*. by Dark1(m): 4:12pm On Apr 17, 2010
Daddy Showkey cheesy cheesy grin
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind?? (Remix) Continued . . . by Dark1(m): 4:07pm On Apr 17, 2010
Chei, wch kind day be this? 1st, police extorted me 4 running the red light, now the evil I perpetrated a while back nearly creeped up on me (and I been no wan touch that babe ooooh!) sad angry
Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When Your Partner Recieves Male Calls by Dark1(m): 1:31pm On Apr 17, 2010
harakiri:

If you are in a serious relationship with a woman and she still has the guts to receive calls from other men in your presence, then she evidently has no regard or respect for you as a person.

Some might claim there's nothing with having "friends" but everybody knows that just being "friends" often leads to being "friends with benefits".

End of!

Perhaps, I didn't get u right! Would u rather she entertatin calls from other men in your absence?

@ topic: There's absolutely no way u can expect your partner (be her your wifey or fiancee )not 2 receive calls from the opposite gender. The question here is what kind of friend is he? Now, thats a question u'll have to deal with personally in your own way!
Forum Games / Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Dark1(m): 1:12pm On Apr 17, 2010
Top Back (remix) - TI
Romance / Re: What Your Definition Of A Big Boy/girl by Dark1(m): 12:49pm On Apr 17, 2010
@ topic: The definition is relative cos peeps will always have individual opinion.

- As for moi, a healthy bank balance (real healthy),
- A family u love and cherish (stop chasing lil girls),
- A viable source of income (preferably entrepreneurship/investment/consultancy. . . it pays 2 work 4 urself cos u dictate the pace)

@ weedingLA:  U had the gumption 2 call someone silly yet talk of respect U even inferred he knows nothing about investement in your post! Guy, nor be so oooooh!
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (reloaded) by Dark1(m): 1:07am On Apr 17, 2010
@ topic: o le rara! cheesy tongue

Idowuogbo:

^ mallam
am not a tom boy and am not getting d boys hot ooh i b heater

@ post

my maygard tongue tongue

U're in dire need of serious spanking! angry angry angry
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (reloaded) by Dark1(m): 12:57am On Apr 17, 2010
Idowu's getting all the boys riled up or hot! cheesy

@ topic: tomboy! angry tongue
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (reloaded) by Dark1(m): 4:52pm On Apr 16, 2010
@ topic: tomboy, no doubt!
Romance / Re: Ladies,do U Like Guys Staring At Ur Body Lustfully by Dark1(m): 6:45pm On Apr 12, 2010
indie22:

Doing it in a subtle way is cool, but oogling kinda gives me the feeling ure saying to yourself, "Chei! If I catch this girl ehn, the kain thing wey I go do am", and that's pervy!

grin grin grin Funny enough this same thought be running through the mind of those doing it (staring) in a subtle way!

99% of the tym, dude in question don't even know he's staring. It takes a gr8 deal of self discipline to subdue that lustful spirit in male species! cheesy
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Given Your Partner An Ultimatum - How Did It Turn Out? by Dark1(m): 6:31pm On Apr 12, 2010
I try my best 2 be nice to my partner. I've quit all my dirty habit, if a lady should give me an ultimatum right now, then its biddy byes to that relationship!!! Ultimatum ko, ultimatum ni! tongue
Romance / Re: Am I A Fool by Dark1(m): 1:25pm On Apr 11, 2010
Area_boy:

dude man, i've found myself in the same situation, but i was in the boxers wearing end, cheesy

anyway, all is lost dude, she's shaggin someone else, move on with ya life, or forgive her if u like her that well,

nuff said

Move on!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Been Arrested And Locked Up In The Cell Before by Dark1(m): 6:31am On Apr 07, 2010
Technically, I'd say NO! I was once picked up, making out with a babe outside a night club, I was charged alongside the babe for indecent behaviour and taken to a police station where they harrased hell outta me.

I parted with with dough and was let off the hook, it kinda shaped my perception of the naija police and as for my indecent behaviour, I've been a good boy ever since. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Beware: Wide Circulation Of Infected Popular Condoms In Nigeria, CEO Arrested by Dark1(m): 12:18pm On Apr 01, 2010
I ain' married and I don't cheat! tongue Btw, its past 12 mid day, its no longer april fool but a jailable offence! angry tongue
Forum Games / Re: Reply Siggy! by Dark1(m): 11:12pm On Mar 31, 2010
. . . sure 'bout that? Ok hw bout my escort 4 2night? embarassed embarassed embarassed cheesy
Romance / Re: Arghhhh! Don't Get Guys by Dark1(m): 10:03pm On Mar 30, 2010
I humbly apply to rename this thread. . . . WHO IS REALLY UNFAITHFUL IN A RELATIONSHIP? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Wonder If My Fiance's A Jealous Guy by Dark1(m): 9:37pm On Mar 30, 2010
your fiancee's insecured, simple. But sha, u might wanno watch it wth those overly friendly friends oooh! lipsrsealed
Forum Games / Re: Reply Siggy! by Dark1(m): 5:00pm On Mar 30, 2010
Pweety4me:

Try harder tongue

undecided

I guess my siggy's import is lost on ya! cheesy cheesy cheesy tongue


@ topic: Proof please! grin grin grin lipsrsealed tongue
Romance / Re: How To Beat Your Wife Without Touching Her by Dark1(m): 2:03pm On Mar 30, 2010
blackmann:

I usually just ignore my babe and refuse to speak to her anytime she annoys me and doesn't want to accept the fact that she is wrong. She cannot stand that one bit.
wink
. . . My favourite tool!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Email Addy And Phone Number? by Dark1(m): 2:01pm On Mar 30, 2010
Chai, op don suffer! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Caught Unawares! What Would You Do? by Dark1(m): 1:58pm On Mar 30, 2010
@ op: I doubt if I can ever be caught in that situation, first off I don't spend that much tym in my apartment, moreover I got someone who cleans it regularly, suffice it 2 say, my pad is always pristine. cool
Forum Games / Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Dark1(m): 1:03pm On Mar 30, 2010
Rude Boy - Rihanna
Forum Games / Re: Reply Siggy! by Dark1(m): 12:53pm On Mar 30, 2010
Hmnnnnnnnnnnn. . .
Romance / Re: Blood Convenant And Intimacy! Shocking! by Dark1(m): 11:50am On Mar 30, 2010
I've never been with a virgin b4! undecided
Health / Re: Male Abdominal Pain. by Dark1(m): 2:44pm On Mar 28, 2010
@ topic: Don't know 'bout abdominal pains, but I feel my mini me aching anytym I don't c.u.m after gettin down.
Phones / Re: How Much Did You Buy Your First Sim Card. by Dark1(m): 4:10pm On Mar 27, 2010
@ topic: 20K, bought it when MTN was milking Nigerians like hell. . . . come to think of it, they still do. angry
Career / Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Dark1(m): 9:51pm On Mar 25, 2010
na wa oooooh, we wey we nor go school nko? werrin we go do? angry grin grin grin
Romance / Re: How Can I Find A Girl That I Really Love Because I'm Wealthy? by Dark1(m): 7:35pm On Mar 24, 2010
LMAO @ all those saying don't flash ur dough! A dude drives the latest camry, dress well, act sharp and u think the ones after money won't notice undecided Think again!!!

@ topic: u sef werrin dey do u, mr money-miss-road!!! My friend act right and get ur self someone who's in ur cadre*





* Na u sabi werrin ur cadre really be ooooh! lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Are You Really Becky? by Dark1(m): 10:26am On Mar 22, 2010
Tarmpa:

I actually askd questns arround there dat yesterday but no one seems 2 kno any one by dat name, As 4 d calls, i'm even confusd, some anonymous nos has been calln me since morning, & each time i pickd 2 say hello,d person wont respond.Only once,a lady's voice managed 2 say Hello,but as soon as i said 'hi,is dat Becky? She paused 4 a while & cut d line.& as 4 her,being a ghost, hmn, I'm afraid.I just hope she'll prove us wrong by meditatin on what hapnd yesterday & comin 2 me,even if she isn't a nairalander.Becky pls prove us wrong, Come 2 dat house where i drove out of,ie dat house opposite where u were standn.Ring d bell, & as soon as d gateman opens 4 u,just tel him u're Becky, Every one arround me already knos dat am lookn 4 u.
shocked shocked shocked

Guy, e be like sey u serious ooooh! Isn't there a movie like this where a guy met a babe and enlisted the help of the whole city, media houses to look 4 her? Perhaps we'll have a Nigerian true life version. cheesy Guy, I dey ur back kampe, infact I've edited my earlier post. embarassed grin

All da best!
Family / Re: She Was Caught In The Act By Her Husband's Brother by Dark1(m): 10:21am On Mar 22, 2010
MuNeme:

Tell, do not tell? Its becoming hard to make a decision

Lol, u never start, nor be u bring matter come public forum? Anyways, keep ur mouff shut! [size=4pt]Pls don't quote me![/size]
Romance / Re: Are You Really Becky? by Dark1(m): 10:08am On Mar 22, 2010
Edited!!!

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