Chino, ur car is showing check engine!

You sure sey that car go fit reach PH b4 the engine knock

Make I analyse that ur akpaza wristwatch, I dey come!

I really don't understand the rationale behind beheading another human, talk less of a little girl.

henchamb:
this is not a matter of tribe. am igbo and collectively its a battle between light and darkness. so we are fighting it together.

So which is light and which is darkness

Naija politics is the ish!

This thread funny die! Ugene, are u Igbo or Yoruba?

I did not read where you legally divorce your first wife. You only mentioned something about collecting back dowry from erstwhile in-laws. If you've not done the right thing, go back and do it b4 ur ex slams u with bigamy and all kinds of law suits.

@ OP, U've already judged ur dad so ur intervention will always be biased!

Generally speaking, children can intervene (with respect),did a lot of that while growing up without being biased. However, whenever one of the party fails to speak out or both parties remain mute. . . its better to leave them be or invite an elderly family member/friend to intervene.

^^^^^

Bwahahahaha!

Everything about the wedding is suspicious! Ugly wifey, hushed up wedding! Dem no wan make peeps come ni?

Husband dey smile like person wey mafia dem they threaten day and night to marry!

Wife face be like oshodi puff-puff!

I actually giggled when I was told a friend had passed on, it seemed hilariously surreal!

I mean here's someone I just hung out with the night before, with some friends already calling me to come over with my friend. I had to tell the caller to quit playing around like 10 times before reality sank in!

I kept asking how and why

I think its important u shore up ur money. If you've got the funds you can do both, if not, invest wisely so u can give ur child the best. My parents never birthed me abroad but today, I travel without even going for no damn visa interviews.

The most I do is bio-metrics (which can be waived in some cases). I work with one of the MNCs' they take care of all that travelling logistics.

The best you can give your child is to inculcate sound values in him/her from the onset and give him/her quality education, which is obtainable without necessarily going overseas. . . at least thats what my parents did!

Come to think of it, most of my senior colleagues with grown up kids don't even want their kids growing up in that so-called USA. I guess thats a story for another time.

AW - Addicted to horror films (after watching, I start wondering how to sleep)

AS - I'm competitive!

AS - I could care less what anyone thinks of me.

AW - I tend to keep to myself a lot.

If I were, he won't be this loony!

She ain' as fine as she once was.

baby124: Faakay, show your family this thread. At least let them see that you are making efforts to find a wife. Maybe they can help you.

Why do I think u're tryna call his family's attention to his antics on the internet

Lots of dude already behaving extremely nice on this thread. . .

ElRazur:


Nigerians do not understand sarcasm, satire or intelligent humour.

However, they do understand cheesy and unfunny nollywood character like Baba sue and co.

Anyone who have a problem with wikileakin is a one of those nigerian I described above.

Wikleakin claimed I used BBQ money to flenjor, I have no problem with this as it is not true. (even if it is true, I manage to get away with it.)

Are u wikileakin author?. . . . just asking.

Sam Milla:

Inspired,
First of all, I wish you goodluck in recovering your lost money.
But Are you trying to tell us that there was no other way to go about contacting her parents before putting up a young lady's name as a criminal on the internet ?
What you failed to see was that things like that could damage her life forever.
You posted her home address here if i remember correctly, posted her siblings and her mother too.
In order words, you smoked the Parents out of the holes to attend to you ? attaboy!.

You know, My stand from day one remains that there has to be better ways to go about things like this.
I remember asking if you contacted the parents and no one answered that question.
Then i also suggested legal actions which i believe was appropriate but some people were just Drinking and celebrating because someone is being brought down to zero. The reasons they gave was that she did the same to The Seeker. So much for "an eye for an eye"
Wow! How do we really plan to Rise if we wish other people to fall ?

Its one thing for an individual to be set up, its a completely different ball game for an individual to set himself up, which is what u've been doing so far on this thread.

You might think you're playing the moral card but going by responses from un-biased mind on here and other forums, u need to realise u're simply sinking ur self and ur friend in the quicksand of castigation.

Had he gone to the parents initially, Plat would've simply tried (as she's currently doing) to rebuff the claims and frustrate the process. I've heard her mom thinks the world of her, so u tell me what would've been the inevitable outcome

Now b4 peeps start accusing u of partaking in the largesse, I'd suggest u simply let sleeping dogs lie (dem many 4 hia oooh - u've been warned) and watch proceedings from a very safe distance (ur website perhaps )

shebi na Nairaland. . . the drama's yet to start, mark me words!!!

agabaI23:

It is fun to make one look bad for a revenge.

Care to expatiate! Btw, any update on the Plat fiasco? Sam Milla's hallucination? Enuff tatafo for this site, I swear!

Seun, how do you intend to reward all these peeps driving traffic to your site [size=4pt]Thou shalt not eat alone!!![/size]

How I hate office politics! The week's starting well though!

Ambitions az a Ridah - Tupac (Instrumental)

oyb:


show me your forum and i will tell you who you are - administrator of deadbeats (owing over $8000) , daft embezzlers( miscalculating/misplacing $14,000), outright rogues who do you cannot make the mistake of lending any money to , aspiring 'thuglator for life naija in china area boys' and all around menace to society folks

his handle doesn't help much either sam milla miller beer - which explains why so many of his posts have the distinct lack focus of beer parlour arguments

Guy, nor kill person na! Ahn ahn!!!

Between, is legal proceedings in full effect or not? I noticed the thread of the century has suddenly vanished.

Vealkyrie:

Show me your certificate, please.

I recently resigned my appointment with worldbank to join IMF, can u beat that?

Vealkyrie:

Yours is less(in inches) than your manhood.[/color]

70 inches dick tkb, that is big oooh! 5ft plus. . . nkan bee!!!

jennykadry:

@Dark
comot hiaaa

I promise to remit all the cash na! Abeg nor take this job from me oooh!

See beef flying everywhere!

Vealkyrie:


$14k is all yours, who called her a lesbian?[/color]

Not so fast, I'm her accountant!!! Pay up!!!

A good way to marshall your point (if there's any) home is to come up with irrefutable fact & figures, quite frankly, I see no point jabbering about certificate bearers who have nothing to offer (a peculiar problem which is akin to Nigeria as a whole and not just a tribe). Btw, shouldn't this be in the tribalism section? Its quite apparent what your intention is!!!

Humans never learn! If the Babangidas, Yarduas and Abachas could vacate the corridors of power, who is invisible?

Someone better tell this woman there's  here after tommorow to think of.