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RomanceRe: Is This Real Or Fake? by DarkMagic(m): 6:10pm On Aug 06, 2017
Na this kain person wey get p**sy we dey smell
No air tho go thru sad
RomanceRe: Rich And Ugly Vs Handsome And Broke by DarkMagic(m): 6:00pm On Aug 06, 2017
Lol
Rich and Ugly sure pass grin
U will hear something like "ur shadow is cute"
RomanceRe: Being Hitting The Gym. RATE THE PIC. by DarkMagic(m): 5:50pm On Aug 06, 2017
I dey come..make i go chop suya cool
RomanceRe: Why Do Naija Guys Take Milk & Malt Or Banana And Egg Blend After A Sex Romp? by DarkMagic(m): 5:46pm On Aug 06, 2017
grin
RomanceRe: Caption This Pics .. Best Caption Wins N500 Recharge Card From Op by DarkMagic(m): 5:44pm On Aug 06, 2017
grin grin
RomanceRe: Is It Possible by DarkMagic(m): 11:30am On Aug 06, 2017
Lemme wait for the elders cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Man Tries To Have Sex With A Donkey By Luring It With Carrots by DarkMagic(m): 11:30am On Aug 06, 2017
Akamu is inside dat one's head

RomanceRe: 5 Tips On Getting Your Dream Girl To Reply Your Messages On Social Media by DarkMagic(m): 11:19am On Aug 06, 2017
ENIMONEY:
I am a girl and I am guilty. Thing is we are women and you! Nigerian men have taught us that "toasting" a man Is a taboo. We have cases where women have done the asking out and it turned to insult.

Have you sent 101 dm's and messages to a girl you like on social media and she did not reply you?

Are you one of those guys that send
Hi
Hello
How are you?
Hi?
Are u there??
huh?
And still no reply for years?
Maybe she even replied but all she did was kk
Lol! Don't be dismayed. I am going to give you pointers on how you can get your dream girl to reply you.

1) you have to be creative in your messages. Truth is 100 other guys just sent her the same message that you have sent her. How do you stand out from the crowd? You have to.
2) instead of the normal hi, hello, you can type something really nice . like a nice flirting line. Girls still dig that. And it makes us smile and reply you immediately. You know those lines now, too bad they are going extinct now. (When I remember one, I will post it) ehen! Something like "did it hurt? Am really sorry if it did" and she's like "what do you mean?"(she just replied you. Note*) "I mean did it hurt when you fell from the sky? You must be an angel"
3) Go straight to the point. Tell her about yourself. Never! I repeat never, ever ask her to tell you about herself first, without you telling her about you.
Try something like " I am David, I am from Kaduna but I stay in Aba, I am the first born from a family of 20, just looking to make friends, I see we went to the same school, may I know you?"
Trust me she will reply.
4) Your profile pictures and status should always reflect a mature personality. First impressions matter and YES! We check out your pictures and status and like an interview we accept your friendship or delete your message instanta.
5)Do not ask for pictures on first chat. Or ask for phone numbers or other personal things. Build a friendship first. Allow her trust you and then you can ask her for anything under the sun.

I am not smiting anyone or anything. Many have missed their future spouses because they do not have social skills. It is not also easy to reply every message you receive as a lady on social media so guys over to you. Win that dream girl today. grin
Wat if after all the talking and intro..all she says is "k" or "lol"
Wat will nw happen? grin grin
RomanceRe: Stop Asking A Lady If She Is Single. by DarkMagic(m): 10:33am On Aug 06, 2017
"I am sorry..buh we can only b friends..nothing much"..
That is d response u will get
Dat is d worse response a man can get after spending..
Ma broda ..u jes got played..
This one is not ZeeWorld oo..
We r in Nigeria..where everyone is on survival mode huh
RomanceRe: How Do We Stop Our Ladies Becoming Hoes So They Wont Corrupt Our Children by DarkMagic(m): 10:24am On Aug 06, 2017
Hoes will always b hoes bruh grin
RomanceRe: "Enjoying Night With My Wife" - Couple Has Gone Viral (photos) by DarkMagic(m): 7:51am On Aug 06, 2017
So there is nothing called "private" again ?? huh
Nanzenz undecided
RomanceRe: See The Large Boobs Of this Young Nigerian girl that has Got People Talking by DarkMagic(m): 9:50pm On Aug 04, 2017
Boobs b like bowling ball undecided undecided
RomanceRe: What News From Your Girlfriend Will Make You Stressed Like This? (photo) by DarkMagic(m): 1:15pm On Aug 04, 2017
#BelleOnFleek grin
RomanceRe: Lady Kneels Down To Propose To Her Boyfriend Publicly by DarkMagic(m): 1:13pm On Aug 04, 2017
Mehn..for a woman to do this..it is either she is desperate or she is getting close to menopausal stage..time no dey again cheesy
This happens once in a green sun cheesy
RomanceRe: Fantasy Land:if U Are Very Rich,where Would You Marry From? by DarkMagic(m): 1:09pm On Aug 04, 2017
I so love asians cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Teacher Creates Terrifying Makeup Illusions(photos) by DarkMagic(m): 1:05pm On Aug 04, 2017
Now this is some real makeup shiiit shocked

So fvcking good.. cheesy
RomanceRe: Teacher Creates Terrifying Makeup Illusions(photos) by DarkMagic(m): 1:05pm On Aug 04, 2017
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RomanceRe: Five Secret Keys To Win A Girls Heart. by DarkMagic(m): 10:40pm On Aug 03, 2017
Money is the master key...
U can ask tblaack cheesy
grin
RomanceRe: 5 Signs Of Men Who Control Women Too Much by DarkMagic(m): 10:39pm On Aug 03, 2017
Issorait
RomanceRe: “I Can’t Cook For My Husband If I’m The Breadwinner. by DarkMagic(m): 10:36pm On Aug 03, 2017
And ladies with the outdated version of sense will agree with her..
E no concern me sha huh tongue
RomanceRe: Why Is It That Guy's Don't Wear Engaged Ring?? by DarkMagic(m): 10:25pm On Aug 03, 2017

Lol ..me self no knw grin
RomanceRe: My Dad Is Having Affair With My Ex Gf Mother by DarkMagic(m): 10:22pm On Aug 03, 2017
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RomanceRe: Please What's The Difference Between An ASHAWO GIRL And A RUNS-GIRL??? by DarkMagic(m): 10:20pm On Aug 03, 2017
No difference
RomanceRe: Moment Man Proposes To His Curvy Girlfriend In A Romantic Way (photos) by DarkMagic(m): 8:35pm On Aug 03, 2017
Safiaa:
Honey moon phase smiley 10 years we will know if the love is truly sweet. Wish them the best smiley
Yes ooo
We r still waiting for ur own grin,
RomanceRe: Moment Man Proposes To His Curvy Girlfriend In A Romantic Way (photos) by DarkMagic(m): 8:33pm On Aug 03, 2017
rozayx5:
especially when there is money


when u can take ur girl to places, and tell her how much u love her. u dont need to talk much wink

cheesy cheesy
Lol
Dnt worry..we go soon get dere..
It z jes dat gals no dey let us see road well..broke dis and dat grin
RomanceRe: This Is The Change Nigeria Is Looking For; Lady Shares Her Transformation Photos by DarkMagic(m): 7:11pm On Aug 03, 2017
Fadalaud... shocked
The change is blinding
O ye bleachers of skin... tongue
RomanceRe: What Is That Thing You Hate Doing For Yourself by DarkMagic(m): 6:23pm On Aug 03, 2017
Hate bathing with cold water cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Moment Man Proposes To His Curvy Girlfriend In A Romantic Way (photos) by DarkMagic(m): 6:17pm On Aug 03, 2017
The love is sweet ehn grin grin
RomanceRe: Pls Am Realy Confused by DarkMagic(m): 6:16pm On Aug 03, 2017
undecided
Bro..dnt tell me wat those gals say always get to u..if not..u r..lemme nuh talk undecided
OP..most of dem calling boys broke are the main brokelites
Jes work hard and dnt let any tin a gal say get to u smiley
RomanceRe: "15-year-old Girls And Beyond Can't Be Raped By A Single Man - Nigerian Man Publ by DarkMagic(m): 5:54pm On Aug 03, 2017
Thunder fall on him

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