₦airaland Forum

aryzgreat:
Check d difference, why won't He be flown abroad?

oh they look like my ancestors . APC ➡➡➡➡ Association of oldPAPA Congress

Love is blind ,deaf and dumb

Symptoms of a deterioting brain due to old age

I think u should be asking those old cargos who wasted their lives, selecting men as if they are selecting beans, they will hv a better advice for u. I strongly beliv u know what u want , bt i pray u dnt end up regreting ur actions

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tell this tale to primary sch certificate holders and those with long tribal marks on their faces.

Grendel:
I respect people's opinion, pls, here Is a forum not a court. Kindly follow my post and read like educated fellow. Nobody is forcing you to comment on this topic if you don't have anything positive to contribute. Why not correct my awful grammar? Mr. Gram

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Grendel:
i need matured advice pls,

I've being with my partner for five years, i love her and i've invested lots of time, trust and energy on her.

she is a good girl, well manna but we are not sexually compatible.
i don't know what to do about it because we have a two years kid and i can't endure what i cannot change
I'm still young beside i don't want to cheat on her.


please what should i do?

so after 5 years of relationship n' evn having a baby for u, u just realised that both of you are not sexually compactible , the painful part of it is that u dnt evn know the meaning of the word u are using ,

btw , is she intellectually compactible with u, Cos ur grammar awful

Wetin be all this nonsense post sef.

True but most men deserve whatever comes their way, they dump the women who truly loves them n run after gold diggers when they becom successful and claim their former ladies are no longer their class , smh , searching for true love when you are already successful is like searching for a niddle in river Niger,

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Hysmady:
Otueke awaits u 29th March 2015

then be prepared to hv heart attack

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Grow up

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iamrealdeji:
Yeah,i love light skinned girls,they're the prettiest,they rock all day all night

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chigomiced:
I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.

Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?

I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.

I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.

please help

laff don burst m'y Belle , omg ,,,,, ses grammar

nikkyshyne:
Abeg go sleep.

i will





but go and marry

DahtzFestjayz:
Source: http://top10ng.com/top-10-spoken-nigerian-languages/

this Is arguable

Decryptor:
If the Bride is from Edo (Wafi) too, then no qualms. They don't usually see anything in that kind of behavior.

what do u mean by " Edo(wafi)" ? Wetin concern Edo and Warri?

Djicemob:
This is not a fiction tale whatsover,it did happened right before my eyes.I just had to respect my friend who invited me and who is also related to the groom and fortunately she(my host) was beside me when it was happening.MAYBE i would have been tempted to take pictures.Lol warri people nor dey carry last o.

I was at this wedding in delta.To be honest it was poorly organised with almost everything going the wrong way,the groom was one unorganized person you could almost tell by his behavior,first he was late for the church service(where in the world would you see a bride waiting for the groom in a church service).I asked my host what could have gone wrong,she told me he was out looking for a DJ as the DJ he talked with the first time disappointed him cause of money reasons and he had to call on another DJ for the reception and that was probably why he was late.Fast forward to the reception,the groom was shabbily dressed with sweat all over his face(BTW he still came late for the reception).

The new DJ was on ground playing songs but i noticed a stern look on his face like he wasnt djing with the passion.The groom was seen frequenting the DJ stand every now and then with the same stern look on his face.Then he was seen with a bathroom slippers,then the DJ was nowhere to be found with music still playing,same with the groom(nowhere to be found).MC kept calling on him to no avail.With my very sharp inquisitive eyes,i spotted the groom and the DJ having a very heated argument behind a bus somewhere at the corner.Before i could say jack! The groom's suit was off,the DJ's shirt went off in what appeared to be a boxing bout with punches flying hear and there.People gathered within seconds in the chaotic atmosphere trying to separate the two men.I enquired and i was told the DJ wasnt paid his complete balance for the event and when he asked the groom,the groom threw harsh words and insults at him and that was what led to the fight.I just had to shake my head for both men.

Can you imagine,fighting on your wedding day?

your mates are getting married , u are here narrating what happened in other people's marriage, pls go and marry and stop mocking someone'else's husband . That he fought on his wedding day doesn't make him a monster, i respect him because even though he lacks the finance , he took the bold Step to marry the woman he loves , this is a decision ur bf will never make , n he will keep making excuses until u hv grey hairs on ur V*****

#GoAndMarry

#MindYourBusiness

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At 7, trust me , that kid knows what he saw, kids of nowadays are very sharp, I'll suggest the parents should start sex education immediately for this lol boy, and they should keep an eye on him, if possible ,install a cctv camera in his room,if he has other siblings, children learn by imitation, there,s every tendency that he'll practice what he saw,

btw, what were they thinking? This parents hv failed parenting 101

Abegiii sharrrap there,dnt try to hyp urself by making Nigerians feel u are important msheeeeeew .

people like u die from mosquito bite and not d President

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Gej Gejer Gestest

[quote author=Jostico post=30537619]bros urhobo well done but, brother,na from warri ni i take come lag so,after all your info ehm,una still be warri,their head nor dey house alaka,okoloba,jakpa,ekpa,haba.ask basketmout now. [/quoi

its Ekpan bit ekpa

Its a shame u are posting this, ur prob is not the breastfeeding but the kinda young succulent boobs that caught ur fancy , shame on your perv mind evn in church .


my question to u is , if it were to be an advanced lady with slacked boobs, would y hv posted this ?

OtunbaJega:
Many are madt

but few are roaming

Even if God does,NT exist , the devil will never be an option,
I give my vote to GEJ