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ogododo:
That longinus between men's legs get problem.
For Warri dem go talk se the matter tire me. 77 years old man na horse.
Lasticlala con see matter way pass Mathias

shuuu the matter tire wrapper sef , imagine a 77 yrs old is still a horse, only God knows the damage he must have done during his youth

this is super stooorrrryy
a life of strife and sorrow...


we are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator...



back to your coc.k and bull story , it is impossible for Frank to have a room to himself and a bed for him alone, ask people who have travelled for funeral, almost every room, bed and floor must be occupied by relatives, next time be more realistic in your story telling .

secondly, as a wife, u should know ur husbands smell, body size, penis size, or u want to tell us frank and ur husband share the same attributes. yeye fowl

what the hell did I just read?
77 yrs old grandpapa is talking about sex
ewww I'm outa Here.

some things are going through my mind right now. oh lawd he should not insert any insertable pop Hmmn I don't wanna imagine anymore . oh lawd

HBD sugar son



Op, with the love u both shared, u can agree on one religion.

NwaAmaikpe:



Permit my digression,

But shouldn't the subject of this Court case be a case of Paedophilia?

What law school did Judge Abdulahi Baba go to?

Na their way, imagine being married off at 14, she is just 16 with a child already.
the judge attended school of paedophilia.

Narldon:




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Narldon:




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Fuckallmods:
most painful thing, labour? Words from someone who has no testicles and also someone who's not an arsenal fan

Lol, @ arsenal fan,
I'm a Chelsea fan so I dnt understand their pains lolz

Narldon:

how much for a plot?

no name?

why won't they win, have u considered the ingredients they use in preparing ordinary jollof rice, if every Nigeria family should spend so much on the ingredients to prepare their kinda jollof rice, Nigeria will go into depression.

Opistorincos:
Change is constant, a prostitute today can be somebody great and influential tomorrow, you don't know the conditions surrounding her choices of being a prostitute.

you have a point there. Too bad she never had the chance

what about stone soup? it u don't know what stone soup is, ask any four year old child.

what about stone soup? it u don't know what stone soup is, ask any four year old child.

what about stone soup? it u don't know what stone soup is, ask any four year old child.

Opistorincos:
Not again.... Another promising young girl is gone

promising? how?

Oh please, Op all what u wrote there isn't true, I have kids I have no house help and I my hubby and working, I am not lazy, pregnancy is not a disease, it is not heavy , some women use this opportunity to misbehave in the name of hormones, trash, my hands are not pregnant so why would I be lazy. all my pregnancy have been a pleasant one.
that's I met some very annoying women in the hospital during labour, one of them bit her husband, she was screaming and fighting everyone including doctors and nurses, throwing her wrappers and exposing her nakednesss, the husband tried to pacify her and she bit his hands, msheeeew I was so pissed, my baby came before hers and the next day she saw me she was like " it seems your labour pains is a mild one I never knew u were also in labour "

mshweeeeeeew, so u have to break the sky just because u are in labour? the most painful thing on earth is labour pain, but u dnt have to misbehave. haba! maybe it's because we are wired differently I guess.

did u just say your husband is a good man? hell no, he isn't even A man let alone a good one, he is not protecting u, he is giving room for his relative to verbally assault u and u call him a good man?


u mentioned that it's none of your business if he gives his aunt large amount of money Are u for real? you dnt seem to know your place in his life, your hubby is wasting monies meant for u and ur children's future and u are playing pretend what happens if things go bad and u find yourselves in tough times?

please this isn't an issue of fasting and prayer, your husband should put his feet on the ground and be the man of the house. if it's possible to relocate, do that ASAP, both of you should set out time to plan for the family , set achievable goals, invest on business and properties and more properties, it is only when u dont know what to do with your money that u will allow a relative turn u to an ATM, these relatives your husband is wasting his sweat for will not hesitate to laugh at u and call u a witch and waster when u find yourself in financial crisis, may that not be your portion. You need to stand firm, fight for your marriage, fight for your children and their future, dnt allow them to bully u, wicked people enjoy your tears and weakness, so they will always want to make u cry.

rottenPussy:
If I were straight, I would emulate such!! It feels good to b a lesbian - ain't nobody got time for being straight no more

Congrats, anyways

who ask u and your rottenPussy if u are straight or bent, ur pussy is rotten according to u, so u've made the best decision for your life, u don't need to advertise ur status.

cr7lomo:
Gift ain't beautiful ..lilian is beautiful...gift is nothing but ocha k'omaka ... Imagine her dark skinned...she go resemble bisola small

u might not like her, but she is beautiful, haba how person dey find pass again .


she has no brain : Yes
is she beautiful? : Yes

Afam4eva:
What a moronic dingbat devoid of decorum. You think life is about opening legs for whoever pays the right price. Your frustration stems from the fact that you're taking out your frustrations and rejections on the OP whose fault of his is not the reason you're on the spectrum of ugliness. Umu ogbanje

Wow! your level of frustration is amazing, u need help ASAP, I hope u are not impotent
that's the only explanation for your bitterness.


get well soon.

IamKashyBaby:



All spicy food especially when chili peppers are happily swimming all over the food...

what about these spicy ones bellow

Afam4eva:
Speak for yourself and leave other ladies who are not moved by material things to decide their fate. Who are you to cast aspersions on another person just because you have some warped sense of what a man should have.

u sound frustrated
.get well soon

chaii families go don accuse grand mama and village people tire, as the witches and wizard eating their unborn

simple commandment u cannot obey.
Do not make of me any graven image ...
stop worshiping Idols they won't hear.
Godly indeed, when he has seen the promise land tire

this guy can spread his nose sha.
HML, his bride is just there...

why is he still alive?
he should be killed instantly.

he should have been mobbed, I just pray he doesn't evade justice

my hubby's own is the best, Oga go and wear ur trouser

dingbang:
But why is it that anytime I cook jollof rice, the water gets thick which makes it to burn under whereas the top still contains water...

reduce the heat, if u are using a gas with different sizes of burner, go for the smallest, like the said, u dnt boil it to get cook, instead u steam to give it the perfect taste.

alBHAGDADI:
pls, run away from such church cos his false doctrines will one day sink into you and destroy you.

God can't allow a false prophet to head his church. So, if your church has a false prophet, then the church in its entirety is false. FLEE

the church is in your body, not a buildung or any structure.