₦airaland Forum

RIP BIG...... biggie was good, but pac was better, even BIG knew.

I was just wondering, if the government should ban touts (agberos) on the streets of lagos, i dont think anyone will come here and talk about the government taking away their source of income. Plus, i think the touts (agberos) should be rounded up and flogged severely....

adexkem: I read some of our comments here and i feel very sorry for lagosian. many are bias because you are not directly affected or some close to you. Therefore you support the goverment who fails to do is part and push her responsibility to the public. I live in chicago which i believe is a mega city. Up to date there is a track designed for bicycle , pedestrian not to talk of okada. They are all road user and one or goverment stop them from using the road. What i know is AN INJUST TO 1 IS SHOULD BE DEFEND BY OTHER. But because you are not affected you think is ok. Very soon the goverment will still ask for the demolishation of all face-me and face-you to achieve mega city.

You have said that there is a track designed for them in chi town, but here in lasgidi, there is nothing designed for them.

redcliff:

Okada Accidents have caused more harm than good in this country. Its so sad i am telling you. they should be totally scrapped. But the question still lingers, what other alternative(s) would suffice. we have come to a point in this country where things have gotten so bad that a reversal would mean disaster.

A friend of mine said its not that our leaders dont know what to do, its just that they are confused. I mean where do they want to start from? Is it road, electricity, Lawlessness? where? Nigeria is totally doomed and i wont feel sorry or apologetic for/to anybody that comes and quotes my post and says i am talking trash.

Confirm. The country is doomed (fvck who dont like). People are trying to hold on to an illusion of better things to come. Its like a house with a bad foundation. Nothing was properly planned. Just for the government to expand the road and create proper drainage in some areas, they had to destroy people's fences and some kitchens, maybe a few rooms and a couple of palours, which would not be there in the first place, with proper planning. Its not like your computer where you can just press the reset button to fix somethings. I think the bikes should go (fvck whoever does not like my comment).

party.

[size=15pt]I ABSOLUTELY, COMPLETELY, TOTALLY and SINCERELY, DONT GIVE A FUCcK....[/size]

People get kidnapped all the time, what makes this one so special.

[quote author=omo_to_dun]My sister, I am also a kidnapper, but Obatala has not yet been good to me. Given the inordinate number of corrupt folks in Nigeria, I am deeply convinced that good fortunes will soon be my lot. And by good fortunes, I mean denizens who would make profitable kidnappees; for example, relatives of wealthy Nigerians.

My sweet sister, I implore you to keep me in your prayers. I am neither a heartless nor a very greedy man; hence, when I capture my victims, I will treat them with utmost care and will also not demand too much money from their families. [/quote]

damn, look at the per capita incomes of those good ol days. so much has gone down.... shame on us. nice documentary. mr okoti eboh, badt guy..

quimbi: In my family,no two persons are of d same character.so,I'll say we hv red sheep,yellow sheep,purple sheep,green sheep,blue sheep,violet sheep,white sheep,lemon sheep $ we hv d camouflage sheep which is ME...

what a big family.....

Mobinga: [img]http://2.bp..com/-08n9TeXSwlo/UCJ29u_6qhI/AAAAAAAAAOE/AfNpgo-EOLo/s320/smdh.gif[/img]
Phuck this btch.

nice one

whats with the juju potion?

no big deal, just buy colgate (or sensodyne) and listerine..... brush and rinse before and after meals....... brush and rinse before and after head.... simple.. .

Lasinoh: Hey!
I have suck my last de-ek!
Thanks to JAH for the sweeeeeeeeeeeet memories!
ANY MAN WEY CAREY DAT IM DORTY MOUTH NEAR MY LEG. . .I GO JUST KILL AM STRAIGHT!
No one should chop me abeg! Efry barry hol im mouth for pocket!
Shioooooooooooooooor!!!

Man nefa quench for my 'war-front' of sex-ual JINGOISMS. . . e come be for where im dey chop my tuna 'sanguish'?

I am soooooooooooo sorry for anyone looking for a husband or wife in this day and age! You can imagine how many 'PAPILOMAS' AND 'MAMILOMAS' he/she has sucked and those hiding in his teeth and gums!

Mu che che che che che che che

wahala deyy ooo

I am an African. (f.u.ck who dont like)

heyaaaa, nice club.

Please, i was just wondering, how does that shiit happen? how do peeps become gays? Do they just wake up one morning and start hating on pu.ssy. whats going on in their heads? I bet their shiit does not have any friction anymore due to the damage to their a>s>s. holes. (bloody fa.ggots) shiit is really messed up. well, na them sabi ooo..... I like lesbians though, they are quite entertaining.

.... i dont get it, why dont you just leave the dude and his God. And worry about you making heaven. If the bloody gay likes, he should grab the ass of every guy that goes there to pray. thats his cup of sperm.

, hungry for some BBQ pigeon breast.

nice one funmi, trying to discourage other peeps from playing, to better your chance of winning...... , brilliant.

moyagbeti part 1 & 2.. starring baba suwe..

there is no definite formula for asking a girl out.

option A - i hope that for your own sake, you are cute, have a good sense of humour and dress well. If you have these qualities, you can approach her and say something silly to make her laugh and break the ice, if she has a good sense of humour too, she will smile, if not, then she probably is a stuck-up b.itch (hard to define) and you dont want a stuck-up b.itch, so, just phuck it and move on. If you are not man enough to approach her, use the infiltration technique , get close to one of her friends, tell that friend how you feel about the girl, when they have time to gossip, they will probably talk about it and decide your faith, if you have a chance.

option B - go to the club (island or mainland), you should be able to find a ho as beautiful as the girl (na beauty sha attract you to the girl, no be intellect, since you have not talked to her yet), pay, phuck and move on.

option c - just pray.

butttt, the way i see it, with the way you like the girl, you are a potentialll maga (if she does not like you, she will suck your blood like a mosquito

victorian: Almost everyone here is screaming weed smoking is ok, but from experience through my cousin, i realise its not a safe habit. My cousin use to smoke weed due to issues known by him, then he later graduated to other substances, when he got bored and wanted more inspirational thots to always flow in his head, so he says sha o . He is always calm after smoking then later he became agressive and extremely aggressive, his parents had to take him to Yaba left, when he became uncontrollable and came home one day with a mad man, who usually stays around where he worships in the church he goes to.
Everyone was shocked when he brought d mad man home, they now, knew his case has to be treated with firm hands.. He has just completed his healing programme at Yaba left. He is sober nw, i pray he doesnt go back to it..
Igbo smoking is bad oooooo...op pls pray fervently about yur husband and help him to overcome it, not running away.

Lack of self discipline.

i dont think its right for some people to call other peeps lazy. even the youths that have jobs, are being trampled upon by their employers. why? cos they know that there are like 7000 people waiting to replace you, if you phuck up. naija is a country where even the basic amenities are scarce. peeps cant even start businesses that involve electricity, cos there is no power. my friends say that its not easy abroad, but they never seem to want to come back home. some scream revolution but dont even have the heart for it.
God help us.

candieangel12: Never wear shorts above your knees...
&& to all my gay guys out there, stop wearing high heels.

i used to think that i was the only one that feels like shorts above the knee = gay.

Ramcie: Also, men should plzzzzzz avoid putting on NET SINGLET. It's kinda ugly and weird. Electronic traders are fond of this.

confirm. alaba international things.

Macky2: Alway smoke weed before u leave the house, to increase your walking swag.

AKA walking on the rainbow.

Gee001: @Op, u 4got 2 add sumtin. Some dudes dnt knw wen 2 wear a bow-tie n a normal straight tie on shirts. Some wear d bow-tie arnd a normal collar shirt while others wear d straight tie tied round 2 deir neck lyk a goat on a winged-collar n dats a fashion disaster 4 men. My opinion though.

sanusi lamido.

Whobedatte: as if the politicians are not the ones that patronize them. Anyway, i can't marry one, cos they are advanced harlots, Its more or less they are on annual leave when u date them, and after marriage they are back in buziness. Strippers @ wall street Pub, Club-unique, cave, Cazzbahh, Solidgate all @ ikeja go for the highest bidder after stripping. For them its the Quickest /easiest way of making cash

strip clubs roll call.

obadiah777: PRECIATE YOU BRAH OH OK. MY MISTAKE. WOULD IT BE STRANGE IF A NIGERIAN BOUGHT A BRAND NEW KEKE MARWA AS A MEANS OF TRANSPORT FOR HIMSELF AND NOT FOR COMMERCIAL PURPOSES ? IF A FRIEND OF YOURS CAME TO VISIT YOU AND HE WAS CRUISING IN A KEKE MAWRA WOULD YOU LAUGH AT HIM ?

some of the comments here = His legacy.

slimyem: where is your house??
Hit me up please!
I'm serious..
I need me some highness in my life..
Will check that movie out too..

your email?.... or how else can you be reached.

the boondocks is a cartoon. an adult one though. pretty cool stuff and ADDICTIVE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=2FBKq0uhOAQ&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=2FBKq0uhOAQ&NR=1

here is the full episode.

a part of that episode........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFrRvygt8x8

slimyem: This thread and comments make me wanna smoke weed...just to know the feeling..
Anyone knows where i can get a trial roll in Lagos?

hey, you could come to my house. we could roll up a blunt, play some PS3. or if you dont trust me, you could take it home, get enough food, and light up. Then you could come back here and tell us this people if you want to stop or continue smoking. only a true smoker will undersit what i am talking about..
ehennnnn, before i forget, if you want to have an example of what it feels like. go and look for "The Boondocks Season 3 Episode 12: Mr Medicinal" the episode in which grandad smoked weed.

ileobatojo: Are you a regular, frequent user? Have you ever tried to stop smoking it in those 12 years? That will be one sure fire way to find out if you're addicted or not. Try stopping it for 1-2 weeks and see how it makes you feel. If you would be kind enough to share your results with us that would be great.

Thats the thing, i swear down, i have gone for more than 6 months without smoking. why? cause i could not even stress myself to buy (the person that used to help me to get it went for NYSC i think). I did not feel any different. My attitude still remained the same. I was still the same ol' corky douche bag/jackass.. Its not like i am trying to preach the weed gospel or anything, buttt... it is what it is....I tell it like i feel it. infact, i think sex is a harder addiction to quit than weed.

Michky: Eyes wide shut huh? I will look for it immediately. And no, what i say is what i have seen. Maybe they are just instances of weed gone bad. All i say today is all i have seen real people go through. There's even this case of a guy that blanked out after 2 wraps (first timer). Reviving him took hours.

I think the most important thing is self discipline. why would anyone smoke two wraps of weed the very first time he is smoking. I have been smoking for a long time but i dont think i have ever sat down to smoke two wraps of weed like that. Lets use alcohol as an example, i have seen a neighborhood elder drink so much beer that he passed out in the pub. i have seen another one pass out in the gutter. Are we saying that they did not know their limit? Everything can be abused.

Michky: Take it or leave it, very soon you'll be staring into oblivion waiting for the chariot of Elijah to give you a ride to heaven? There's a way this weed works. It re-engineers your brain in such a way that without it, you'll never be yourself. You'll begin to careless about what should matter and you'll begin to become a shameful source of disgrace to your beautiful family. I know alot of you have gotten to that point of no return rightnow and nothing i say will change your mind. Nevertheless, i believe you still have a chance. Look for help immediately before it gets too late. God forbid, you lose your mind completely.

I hope that you will accept my apologies, i dont mean no disrespect. But what you have just written is absolute BULLCRAP. Have you ever smoked weed? cause if you havent, then commenting will be a little hard for you chief... i have been smoking for no less than 12 years. i think that you are a victim of too many movies (where the bad guy smokes weed and the good guys drink juice). 1. weed is a plant. 2. weed is not addictive (believe it or not) 3. you are right, nothing will changed my own mind. and 4. , chariot of elijah..... ....
also, you have to get some facts right, not everything that you see wrapped in wrizzler is weed. Some people go as far as mixing it with other funny stuffs that are actually addictive, and that shit messes them up (another lesson, another day), but the real weed, un-adulterated sticky.......... nuff said.
one more thing, Have you seen the movie "eyes wide shut"..... seriously.