₦airaland Forum

teekitiara:
https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11667/12435749/paul-pogba-says-manchester-united-need-to-change-something-after-losing-at-leicester-in-premier-league

elonmuskbaby:
Tony Elumelu my boyfriend

Come and fvck me

ntrukpum:
Hello friends, my daughter is very far ahead of her peers (class mates and outsiders) academically and otherwise. She started school when she was 2yrs. 3wks in school she had already knw how to write 1 to 10, A to F (I mean write not just to read).

Now she is 3yrs and she does things extraordinary. She can write 1 to 200, Aa to Zz without anybody assistance. She does her H/W alone, can read and spell two letter words. She sings a lot. I wanted her to play at least one musical instrument b4 she turns 5.

Two yrs ago, I had this vision of grooming "exceptionally intelligent" kids btw 9-12yrs to study outside their normal school curriculum. I mean a 9yr old kid in JS1 answering physics and advance maths question. Am still working on it. But my child is just 3yrs old and i am begining to be afraid. Married with two kids, an average of 30k monthly income as a private school teacher, I think, I lack the financial resources to push my daughter to where she deserves.

I need proper advice on how to guide her now.

Totilopussylick:
why are they still holding him

Wisdomkosi:
Me : I switched off my phone many times ooo.

Thank God for Twitter. But what's really the cause?

Mark Zuckerberg shouldn't buy twitter abeg.

IceColdVeins:
No Not this one, keep scrolling!!

martolux:
No be Iyabo Ojo be that?

temitope27:
HBD madam, pls how old is yakubu

presidency:
HIGHLIGHTS: President Muhammadu Buhari #UNGA76 Address, Friday September 24, 2021:

Opening:

The President congratulates UN Secretary General, Antonio Guterres on his re-election and thanks him for re-appointing Nigeria’s Ms. Amina Mohammed as Deputy Secretary General.

On Covid:

PMB now speaking about Nigeria’s Covid Response (this year’s UNGA theme is “Building resilience through hope - to recover from COVID-19, rebuild sustainably, respond to the needs of the planet, respect the rights of the people, and revitalise the United Nations).

President Buhari says Nigeria has gone from only four Covid-19 testing laboratories at the start of the pandemic, to more than 140 labs today, and built isolation centres and emergency hospital wards in record time all over the country.

Nigeria has also trained more than 40,000 health care workers on Infection Prevention and Control, and established 16 infectious disease treatment centres across the country.

“I would like to reiterate my call for a fairer and more equitable distribution of vaccines to all countries so that, together, we can fight and contain the pandemic… It is imperative to underscore that no one is safe until everyone is safe.” — President Buhari

“At the heart of Nigeria’s post-COVID-19 response is the Economic Sustainability Plan, which has a major component, called the Agriculture for Food and Jobs Programme where we seek to leverage suitable technologies to build a resilient food system for the country.”
— President Buhari

On Small Arms and Light Weapons:

“Nigeria remains deeply concerned over the illicit trade, transfer, and circulation of small arms and light weapons. Their excessive accumulation and uncontrolled spread in many regions of the world are having devastating humanitarian and socio-economic consequences, especially on the continent of Africa.” — President Muhammadu Buhari

On Nuclear Disarmament:

The President assures that Nigeria will take active part in the forthcoming Review Conference of the Nuclear Prohibition Treaty + First Meeting of States Parties to the Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons, scheduled to take place in Q1 2022.

On Terrorism:

“Boko Haram terrorists group, though fragmented by internal strife and weakened by our defence forces, is still active and preying on soft targets. Nigeria will continue to work closely with UN Counter-Terrorism bodies and entities with a view to bringing this scourge to an end.” — President Muhammadu Buhari

“Nigeria has spared no effort in addressing the challenges of terrorism posed by the activities of Boko Haram in North-East Nigeria and the Lake Chad region, as well as banditry in the North-West and North-Central Nigeria. The Nigerian Security Forces have recorded considerable success in the fight against terrorism. As a result of the renewed vigour of our military, many terrorist fighters are voluntarily surrendering to our security forces.” President Buhari

On Climate Change:

The President assures that Nigeria is continuing its transition to a low-carbon economy, consistent with achieving the Paris Climate Agreement and the Sustainable Development Goals.

“We intend to build a climate-resilient economy that effectively aligns with the SDGs and that has great potentials to unlocking the full opportunities in different sectors of the economy, while protecting the resources for present and future generations.” — President Buhari

On Trade:

“Fair and equitable trade would eventually eliminate the need for aid. My country and indeed all African countries do not intend to stay indefinitely looking for aid. All we need is a fair and equitable system of international trade.” — President Muhammadu Buhari

On Debt:

“There is an urgent need to consider expansion and extension of the Debt Service Suspension Initiative to include all Developing, Least Developed Countries and Small Island Developing States facing fiscal and liquidity challenges. In addition, a review of the eligibility criteria for debt suspension, including outright cancellation, is needed for countries facing the most severe challenges.” — President Muhammadu Buhari

On UN Security Council Reform:

“No reform of the United Nations system is more urgent than that of the Security Council. Stakeholders around the world are asking how such power could be concentrated, with scant representation. The intergovernmental negotiations have taken too long, some 15 years. We must avoid going in cycles… It is unreasonable to expect unanimity in this matter. The issue, indeed, is about justice, not unanimity...” — President Buhari

On the Middle East:

“Nigeria encourages Israel and Palestine to re-engage in dialogue based on relevant UN resolutions and Initiatives. The two-state solution has the support of the international community and is widely acknowledged as the path to lasting peace.” — President Buhari

On Chancellor Angela Merkel:

“Let me close my statement by paying special tribute to a great and humane internationalist, and an exemplary practitioner of multilateral cooperation. I am speaking of Chancellor Angela Merkel of the Federal Republic of Germany. As she exits the stage, we wish her well.”

On Nigeria and the United Nations:

“Nigeria re-affirms its faith in the United Nations and is further resolved to continue to work with all Member-States for peace and security, development and the protection of human rights.”

— Presidency Office of Digital Engagement (PODE)

presidency:
HIGHLIGHTS: President Muhammadu Buhari #UNGA76 Address, Friday September 24, 2021:

Opening:

The President congratulates UN Secretary General, Antonio Guterres on his re-election and thanks him for re-appointing Nigeria’s Ms. Amina Mohammed as Deputy Secretary General.

On Covid:

PMB now speaking about Nigeria’s Covid Response (this year’s UNGA theme is “Building resilience through hope - to recover from COVID-19, rebuild sustainably, respond to the needs of the planet, respect the rights of the people, and revitalise the United Nations).

President Buhari says Nigeria has gone from only four Covid-19 testing laboratories at the start of the pandemic, to more than 140 labs today, and built isolation centres and emergency hospital wards in record time all over the country.

Nigeria has also trained more than 40,000 health care workers on Infection Prevention and Control, and established 16 infectious disease treatment centres across the country.

“I would like to reiterate my call for a fairer and more equitable distribution of vaccines to all countries so that, together, we can fight and contain the pandemic… It is imperative to underscore that no one is safe until everyone is safe.” — President Buhari

“At the heart of Nigeria’s post-COVID-19 response is the Economic Sustainability Plan, which has a major component, called the Agriculture for Food and Jobs Programme where we seek to leverage suitable technologies to build a resilient food system for the country.”
— President Buhari

On Small Arms and Light Weapons:

“Nigeria remains deeply concerned over the illicit trade, transfer, and circulation of small arms and light weapons. Their excessive accumulation and uncontrolled spread in many regions of the world are having devastating humanitarian and socio-economic consequences, especially on the continent of Africa.” — President Muhammadu Buhari

On Nuclear Disarmament:

The President assures that Nigeria will take active part in the forthcoming Review Conference of the Nuclear Prohibition Treaty + First Meeting of States Parties to the Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons, scheduled to take place in Q1 2022.

On Terrorism:

“Boko Haram terrorists group, though fragmented by internal strife and weakened by our defence forces, is still active and preying on soft targets. Nigeria will continue to work closely with UN Counter-Terrorism bodies and entities with a view to bringing this scourge to an end.” — President Muhammadu Buhari

“Nigeria has spared no effort in addressing the challenges of terrorism posed by the activities of Boko Haram in North-East Nigeria and the Lake Chad region, as well as banditry in the North-West and North-Central Nigeria. The Nigerian Security Forces have recorded considerable success in the fight against terrorism. As a result of the renewed vigour of our military, many terrorist fighters are voluntarily surrendering to our security forces.” President Buhari

On Climate Change:

The President assures that Nigeria is continuing its transition to a low-carbon economy, consistent with achieving the Paris Climate Agreement and the Sustainable Development Goals.

“We intend to build a climate-resilient economy that effectively aligns with the SDGs and that has great potentials to unlocking the full opportunities in different sectors of the economy, while protecting the resources for present and future generations.” — President Buhari

On Trade:

“Fair and equitable trade would eventually eliminate the need for aid. My country and indeed all African countries do not intend to stay indefinitely looking for aid. All we need is a fair and equitable system of international trade.” — President Muhammadu Buhari

On Debt:

“There is an urgent need to consider expansion and extension of the Debt Service Suspension Initiative to include all Developing, Least Developed Countries and Small Island Developing States facing fiscal and liquidity challenges. In addition, a review of the eligibility criteria for debt suspension, including outright cancellation, is needed for countries facing the most severe challenges.” — President Muhammadu Buhari

On UN Security Council Reform:

“No reform of the United Nations system is more urgent than that of the Security Council. Stakeholders around the world are asking how such power could be concentrated, with scant representation. The intergovernmental negotiations have taken too long, some 15 years. We must avoid going in cycles… It is unreasonable to expect unanimity in this matter. The issue, indeed, is about justice, not unanimity...” — President Buhari

On the Middle East:

“Nigeria encourages Israel and Palestine to re-engage in dialogue based on relevant UN resolutions and Initiatives. The two-state solution has the support of the international community and is widely acknowledged as the path to lasting peace.” — President Buhari

On Chancellor Angela Merkel:

“Let me close my statement by paying special tribute to a great and humane internationalist, and an exemplary practitioner of multilateral cooperation. I am speaking of Chancellor Angela Merkel of the Federal Republic of Germany. As she exits the stage, we wish her well.”

On Nigeria and the United Nations:

“Nigeria re-affirms its faith in the United Nations and is further resolved to continue to work with all Member-States for peace and security, development and the protection of human rights.”

— Presidency Office of Digital Engagement (PODE)

DrChukki:
An Igbo female soldier assaulted an Igbo Corp member... This can hardly be seen among Hausas or Fulanis.

How do you have the mind to assault your fellow lady who speaks the same language with you and both of you are in another land...

I'm not being tribal here but I'm passing a message to my Igbo brothers...

To me, the lady leaving the state is a good idea...

Doraty1:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/486560-just-in-nysc-admits-pamphlets-contain-advice-on-ransom-payment-begins-probe.html

Stephenmoka4:
A heavily dented car handled by veterans, the spray, parts, repairs and fixes done very well and look as good as new.

Just as the topic says; drivers, car owners, buyers and experts, can you tell if a car had accident in the past? (How?)



As a professional car driver , there are signs to look out for to know if a car has been dented before .

1. Check Service Record
2. Check Windshield crack and the windscreen factory number
3. Check for panel gaps or door gaps.
4. No matter how screed or ' panel Beated' you will feel the rough part on the car body , Scratches and dents on exterior painting.
5. Check if the car is repainted , the original car body colour is written in the panel before the windshield inside the bonnet
7.Check airbags panels' colours.
8. Check the chassis.
9.Check the seatbelt.
10. Check the bottom plate or silencer for weldings or scratches or restreched.

Stephenmoka4:
A heavily dented car handled by veterans, the spray, parts, repairs and fixes done very well and look as good as new.

Just as the topic says; drivers, car owners, buyers and experts, can you tell if a car had accident in the past? (How?)



As a professional car driver , there are signs to look out for to know if a car has been dented before .

1. Check Service Record
2. Check Windshield crack and the windscreen factory number
3. Check for panel gaps or door gaps.
4. No matter how screed or ' panel Beated' you will feel the rough part on the car body , Scratches and dents on exterior painting.
5. Check if the car is repainted , the original car body colour is written in the panel before the windshield inside the bonnet
7.Check airbags panels' colours.
8. Check the chassis.
9.Check the seatbelt.
10. Check the bottom plate or silencer for weldings or scratches or restreched

Stephenmoka4:
A heavily dented car handled by veterans, the spray, parts, repairs and fixes done very well and look as good as new.

Just as the topic says; drivers, car owners, buyers and experts, can you tell if a car had accident in the past? (How?)



As a professional car driver , there are signs to look out for to know if a car has been dented before .

1. Check Service Record.
2. Check Windshield crack and the windscreen factory number
3. Check for panel gaps or door gaps.
4. No matter how screed or ' panel Beated' you will feel the rough part on the car body , Scratches and dents on exterior painting.
5. Check if the car is repainted , the original car body colour is written in the panel before the windshield inside the bonnet
7.Check airbags panels' colours.
8. Check the chassis.
9.Check the seatbelt.
10. Check the bottom plate or silencer for weldings or scratches or restreched

Doraty1:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/09/24/who-is-lying-nysc-denies-telling-corpers-to-prepare-ransom/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&amp=1&__twitter_impression=true

BigYash:
South South boys don worst.. Last week na one idiot wan remove his mama eyes. This week another idiot wan cut person pikin neck.. All because of GLK and GLE Benz,to dey carry olosho from hotel to hotel..

NEWJOE:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

Amb1045:
@jagzangel: My first salary came yesterday and immediately I received alert, I rushed to my husband and asked him how much he needs me to contribute after informing him that my salary has been paid.

Oga thought I was joking and mentioned a figure thinking I was going to contest because it was almost all my salary, I just carried my phone and transferred it to him.

It was doing him like film, I then went ahead to pay the salary of our children's lesson teacher so that he would stop thinking about it.

That's when I realized that he was doing so much without complaining He sees it like his duty and even when the financial burden is too much, he struggles to pay without asking me.

He was so surprised and happy, I know that my money is just a fraction of what he brings but he felt like I gave him millions.

I then told him that I am putting in the effort to make more money so that I can still reduce his stress. He didn't marry a responsibility, he married an helper and he should be feeling more relaxed than when he was single.

I have never felt entitled to anybody's pocket and I won't do that with my husband.

Omo, oga went to the market without even telling me, stocked up the home.

Cooked and served me o, this small support has gone a long way to settle silent quarrels that I didn't even know about.

I will keep working harder and doing my best, men also need support, they are not supermarket. Men needs our support too

Written by a virtuous woman!

“Men are not Supermarkets”... they still need help �

HowManGoDo:
Former PDP spokesperson, Chief Olisa Metuh, has on Saturday put smile on the faces of Kuje prison inmates.

Chief Olisah Metuh, via his foundation, Legend Golden Care Foundation, which he chairs, has before now been doing charity works such as orphan aid, scholarship to indigent students, among many other acts of philantropy.

However, his prison experience birthed an initiative of the Foundation which is primarily focused on helping indigent inmates with the provision of probono legal services, rehabilitation and reintegration into the society as well as giving aids to the families of those in prisons.

Moreso, as part of its activities to put smiles and elate the spirit of the inmates beyond the walls of the prison, Legend Golden Care Foundation Foundation has fully taken over the sponsorship and organisation of a football league in Kuje prison.

According to Metuh, the Kuje prison football competition courtesy of his Foundation's initiative, Beyond The Walls Initiative, shall henceforth be an annual event, with the maiden edition which held on Saturday, September 11, 2021.

On Seeing Olisa Metuh, the inmates were excited and full of life. The prison yard erupted like a mini-festival, as he received reverberating welcome from them. "Akajugo Nnewi" rented the air in the prison environ as the inmates chanted Olisa Metuh's traditional title (Akajugo Nnewi).

The sight and the reaction by the prison inmates showed that Metuh has been able to, before now, touch their lives in very special ways and they have become fond of him in the proces. His kind gestures have become a source of hope for them.

The moral from the visit, is that it is good to be good and it is good to do good in all places anyone finds himself or herself.

Metuh declared that the Beyond The Walls Initiative competition as sponsored by his Foundation, Legend Golden Care Foundation, will henceforth be hel dacross all the correctional facilities in the FCT as an annual event. According to Metuh, the initiative will cover both the male and female inmates.

"The essence is to give the inmates an avenue to exercise their bodies. It also is to give the inmates hope that they can become better persons in the society", Metuh said.

Via the initiative, Metuh will also be giving the highest rate of probono services ever heard of in Abuja and in Nigeria. The idea is to give inmates who cannot afford legal representation, free legal representation. This way, he will be able to help the wrongly jailed inmates, get justice.

The teams that emerged first, second and third in the football tournament were all given prizes. In addition, the first three highest goalscorers were given prizes. Prizes were also given to the best three players in the tournament.

Chief Metuh commended the Federal Government for coming up with enabling environment at correctional centres, such that can help sharpen the minds of the prison inmates, as well as boosting their individual wellbeing.

He further noted that the activities help in training the minds of the prison inmates, such that they are imbued with what it takes to be better persons in the society at the end of their time in prison.

Chief Metuh used the opportunity to encourage public spirited Nigerians to show more concern and empathy to those in prison as there are many who are unjustly incarcerated.

Indeed, Chief Metuh made the day of the Kuje prison inmates and they are indeed full of thanks, appreciation and hope.

Dozieson:
No matter how bad. This should not be more than N1.3m

bitchcrafts:
See her head like pampam! I don't mind having her for dinner though. See the commercial plane she's on sef, rowdy af.

Preciousgirl:
Me,

Bushy

duro4chang:
Walahitalahi the trousers get as e be!!!

Lanretoye:
Oh,oya come and share from VAT of hardworking lagosians who take a bottle or two every evening to ease a stressful working day...una matter don cast.
Some people be paying value added tax and another people will be collecting it via a virtual assiatant theft by contributing a meagre amount as VAT.

Fahdiga:
Our forefathers and Ndichie will be turning in their graves seeing this lifeless, brutal, bigoted and bloody jihadist in this revered Igbo attire. The Supreme Court administrator of Imo state Hope Uzodimma will regret the day he invited and gave this bag of bones the Isi Agu to wear just to mock the millions of Igbos he has murdered while standing on top of their graves.

Fahdiga:
Our forefathers and Ndichie will be turning in their graves seeing this lifeless, brutal, bigoted and bloody jihadist in this revered Igbo attire. The Supreme Court administrator of Imo state Hope Uzodimma will regret the day he invited and gave this bag of bones the Isi Agu to wear just to mock the millions of Igbos he has murdered while standing on top of their graves.

Fahdiga:
Our forefathers and Ndichie will be turning in their graves seeing this lifeless, brutal, bigoted and bloody jihadist in this revered Igbo attire. The Supreme Court administrator of Imo state Hope Uzodimma will regret the day he invited and gave this bag of bones the Isi Agu to wear just to mock the millions of Igbos he has murdered while standing on top of their graves.

Fahdiga:
Our forefathers and Ndichie will be turning in their graves seeing this lifeless, brutal, bigoted and bloody jihadist in this revered Igbo attire. The Supreme Court administrator of Imo state Hope Uzodimma will regret the day he invited and gave this bag of bones the Isi Agu to wear just to mock the millions of Igbos he has murdered while standing on top of their graves.

Fahdiga:
Our forefathers and Ndichie will be turning in their graves seeing this lifeless, brutal, bigoted and bloody jihadist in this revered Igbo attire. The Supreme Court administrator of Imo state Hope Uzodimma will regret the day he invited and gave this bag of bones the Isi Agu to wear just to mock the millions of Igbos he has murdered while standing on top of their graves.

Fahdiga:
Our forefathers and Ndichie will be turning in their graves seeing this lifeless, brutal, bigoted and bloody jihadist in this revered Igbo attire. The Supreme Court administrator of Imo state Hope Uzodimma will regret the day he invited and gave this bag of bones the Isi Agu to wear just to mock the millions of Igbos he has murdered while standing on top of their graves.

madridguy:
Alhamdulilah for safe landing.

Sai Baba everywhere.