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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 4:39pm On Jun 30, 2024
Barbiturate:
Had a terrible experience today.
Picked this idiot guy from university road to "Lord Jesus estate around chevron....11200. My first trip this morning, on indrive.
When I got to the gate of his street, the flood was so much(picture attached) his house was just 2 houses away from the beginning of the gate. Pleaded with him that I can't enter cos the flood is kinda deep and my car is low. He insisted I must enter. The guys at the gate told me not to try to enter. They said all the cars parked outside the gate belongs to occupants of the estate. They park outside and use rain boot to enter.
There was a guy giving out rain boots for 1k. This idiot said if he will give the guy the 1k for the boot, then he would deduct it from the 11200. I refused and told him he would give me my complete money.

We dragged it for almost 20 mins. He started calling his people. So I felt threatened. I decided to call the police via the app. Immediately he had me reporting to the police, his friend abi brother that drove out from the estate with a high jeep, started saying; "the person you dey call police for, him papa na oga nla of police.....na you dem go lock for cell"

After much dragging, the guys at the gate started telling him to pay me my complete money and forget.....that he's bigger than this.
He eventually transferred my complete money, after wasting my time for 30 mins +
So how would he come down if you drove into the flood?

He will knowingly open the door of the car inside the flood so water can enter inside the car ba

Some riders are supposed to be in prison I swear
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 2:11pm On May 24, 2024
Conner44:
Yen yen yen grin all talk no evidence shocked

The person you had issues with is long gone abi? yet, you still followed the same person you had issues with to his telegram group because of what? Meanwhile if they ask you what your initial issue was with that person you won't have anything to say or point out undecided

All this your shalaye still won't change the fact that you're a shameless beggar, with a stint of jealousy and envy tongue
Why don't you leave the person involved to complain
Why are you doing it on his behalf?

Bloody fool
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 1:05pm On May 24, 2024
Conner44:
Don't be like dav1002 that will insult somebody in the morning and later go to that same person to beg for money shamelessly at night undecided

Don't be like him, either you apologise and hope for forgiveness and favor or you move ahead. Don't let that guy drag you into the same abyss he resides.
Are you a fool?

Why you always choose to cry more than the bereaved is what beats my imagination

You always rushing to type what you have no clue of which to me is a huge display of intellectual hooliganism

The person I had issues with is long gone but you choose to carry it on your head or you think say I dey your league of clapback or banger tweets?

Did I drop my account details for any give away from don?

The thread is de*d the thread is de*d, how many pages have passed now?

Your shadow should even be ashamed of posting anything here


You better be guided

Useless nicompoop
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 12:45pm On May 24, 2024
donbrowser:
No be didn't because don is yet to receive his 30k stipend from the government
The don....... didn't think of the bolded when he announced the giveaway right 😂
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:50am On May 24, 2024
Dear johncrix, we demand to know if you received your share of the give away from the apc apologist aka don...

Please revert as soon as you get this.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 5:54pm On May 23, 2024
Omoapena:
I totally agree with your point, reason why I always tell whoever gives me car to give me 2weeks ahead to observe the car condition and fix whatever issue I find in it before weekly delivery but some owners just have serious trust issue and ego and they think all drivers are liars.

I thank God for wisdom and focus to scale through that phase...


It was never an easy experience.
Who the hell agrees to the boldedhuh

A whole two weeks

That's massive baby 😂😆
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:53pm On May 06, 2024
dapotemi:
My brother, you're one great bros I respect on this forum because of your decorum...Thank you for sharing this..I am just about hitting 40.
Now we have people who are 20-25 asking passionately how dey can get into d Hussle...The other day, one was asking if he can defer his nysc to quickly make money on Uber; and another one felt if graduate are doing Uber for 5 years, maybe it's not even necessary to go to sch then!!! We have a collective responsibility to teach them right!!!
@ the bolded
Is it?

I think the important schooling phase from kindergarten to secondary level

University education isn't a must
Even most courses offered by higher institutions is even relevant to the economy anymore

That's why I don't blame those graduates that finish and come here to ask about this Uberbolt business


Again most graduates that are employed are in businesses or workplace totally different from their course of study.

Learning a skill is better be it digital skill or handwork
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:41pm On May 06, 2024
tojahh:
Send it our way. You know we know what to do with them. We are a call away sir.
Lol
Na there dem go see you

Much respect bros
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:28pm On May 06, 2024
Omoapena:
But do you also know that the money they would have used to buy that land as at the time you feel it's affordable, if they use it to do business and manage the business well, the return they will get will be higher than the current value of land in same ikoyi...


Imagine if zenith bank owner had used the 20m start up capital in buying land and building a house on it, will that land be valued at the current zenith bank's value?

And also, remember not every land appreciates after many years ...
You just read my mind

A plot land in mowo close to badagry that was bought about 850k three years ago is now valued at 1m50k at most

Just appreciated by 200k after 3 years

Now compare that 200k with the current inflation of this economy


I believe returns on land investment are just overated

Na the person wey inherit land from him papa dey enjoy the dividend pass the papa wey been buy the land initially
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:18pm On May 06, 2024
Djdamian:
To each his own..I won't derail the thread by having this conversation here. You can go to thr property section and ask questions, you can ask why real estate is the next big thing after oil and gas
Thanks
Bros you think it's easy to get a buyer for a house immediately you put it up for sale

These things take time
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 6:45pm On May 06, 2024
dapotemi:
Lol in his imagination, even the boy wey kill am no gree leave......
I see what you did there comrade 😂

I swear you bad 😂
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 6:43pm On May 06, 2024
Gentlechika:
to greatness
Stepping stone to another stone 😂
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 3:34pm On Apr 22, 2024
[quote author=YeyeGbami post=129570270][/quote]Which of them is Larry?
🤐
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 10:51am On Apr 22, 2024
YeyeGbami:
Make person no go dropout from school finish, still con dropout from uber job. Try to dey mention names smiley
You don't need a soothsayer to tell you that the drop out is that foolish hoodlum driver that only comes here to vituperate and lecture us on his failures in life
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 10:47am On Apr 22, 2024
Pearl1910:
U be village man grin
Say ur skin peel no mean say e dey bleach u. Might be exfoliating ur dead old bad skin cells to give u the fresh n smooth skin that will glow n shine.
Eva soap wey I dey use wash boxers na him u dey use for ur skin? Imperial leather lipsrsealed ?? see chop life o, dress tight, smell good, make ur skin glow (whether ebony or kupa) and take care of your health. U earn enough to do that
He doesn't earn enough yet

He's yet to spit on his bosses head

His side hustle which is cho cho cho business doesn't pay him enough that's why he dey use soap wey person dey use wash boxers wash his black face
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:07am On Apr 20, 2024
Gentlelife50:
Wait ooo your own body dey forbid AC abi u get nuemonia bro?
grin grin
He dey try conserve fuel

He no wan dey use 10k fuel gross 15k 😂

Well my bro, dey use ac oh

Baz001 say for congo ac no dey affect fuel consumption 🤷
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 1:06pm On Apr 19, 2024
YeyeGbami:
Wetin go dey inside that briefcase, lemme guess. Pos terminal, gala, bigi and change to give riders wey drop cash. grin
Don't forget to add 3 boiled eggs inside the briefcase 😂
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 4:10pm On Apr 18, 2024
Omoapena:
https://www.nairaland.com/8064106/registered-hyundai-sonata-2011-going


Make person come collect this Hyundai Sonata 2011....
You wicked oh 😂

You no wan dey use 10k fuel make 15k

Lmao

And the car fine oh
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 11:42am On Mar 28, 2024
Barbiturate:
I'm not telling lies. I make a profit of, btw 10 to 15k. Maybe there's something you're not doing right.
What kind of car do you use? Does your car consume more fuel? Toyota corolla is the best car for this biz.

If all the info people drop here to help drivers make profit isn't helpful to you, then I suggest you join the telegram/WhatsApp group
I have a Snapchat group too if he's interested
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 3:36pm On Mar 13, 2024
Twilight2:
Thanks and I appreciate,

Sure I do know that,
I don't drive in bad roads and I pray I won't be taken to any route with bad roads .
The prayer is inevitable now you're still learning the ropes.

Na experience go teach you
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 9:19pm On Mar 05, 2024
ThatIgboBoy:
Him still better pass SamuelTaiwo. That one destroyed a car in one week.
Lmao.... This thread ehn
Kai!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:26pm On Mar 04, 2024
donbrowser:
Yes, matrix is acceptable. You can equally purchase the benz being advertised up there.
So he can be relegated back to his village or become a lemon limca seller like that stupid hoodlum driver
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 9:19pm On Mar 03, 2024
Conner44:
You're using that your mouth to call me amebo? undecided

You that came here telling us that you rented your car to someone else here and he used juju on you or something? huh Because of your prejudiced heart you believed what you were saying was true. cry

Then what about Larry? The one that you were abusing here koro-koro calling all sorts of names and laughing at him together with your jolly crew. He asked for you guys aza and you still gave it to him shamelessly. You and many of you who abused him for no reason whatsoever. undecided

dav1002, true true you nobbe better person.
You wan do give away?

Tell us so I can drop aza again

Anumpam
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m):
Conner44:
See them, they are too coward to confront the main problem. They instead want to divert attention to conner lol see ehn, if una like make una yab, curse, abuse, shade me tire . . . No be today I start to dey chest am grin plus it won't change the fact that this THREAD IS DEAD

All serious men have ported, its only newbies and those who have 'issues' that are still here waiting for its resurrection wink . . . where are those who wanted this thread to be only for their cruise?

. . . SiLeNcE 🤫 Mschew

abeggi, If you're a newbie and need guidance and information concerning ehailing in lagos, dm @CheerfulGiver for a group invite. Na there all hustling men camp now, so no time to waste time. This is 2024 and its a bulaba season yall cheesy

Leave this thread for the jealous ones to still envy tongue
Always twerking shamelessly for his master as usual

While you're here on a "dead thread" canvasing for members to join your telegram group ask them if they know how to drive manual cars 😆

Slave zombie

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:57pm On Mar 03, 2024
Conner44:
You no go rest now abi? angry

When you and your merry little gang were urging the troll to destroy the tread (because of 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend' syndrome) you were all happy, now you're saying I'm the one without rest? undecided

You want me to keep quiet and allow you guys use lies and blackmail to drive good people away from this thread so una lazy drivers go form cabal sidon ontop am grin

Lie lie, I just can't deal cool you and your gang can go and die if e too pain tongue
I thought you said this thread is dead yet you won't allow us breathe with your long episodes upon episodes

Rest this boy!

Always doing cho cho cho like someone who has two oranges on his chest and two onions at his backside.

Amebo business centre
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:54pm On Mar 03, 2024
BAZ001:
lol no vex the admin deleted all our post cause i was calling izzou,pearl1910,Gentlife50, dav1002,yeyegbami and whole house to come see Lasepa digital marketing face and uniform. Na so i chup ban, thought it was Themoderator that posted his face, so na you.
I go still repost am if the guy lie any stupid lie grin

Mr cho cho cho na another nightmare on dis thread he no dey taya grin
This congolese goat when will you keep my damn name out of your mouth na 😭

Abi make I write am for sand and post before you go gree🙄
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:52pm On Mar 03, 2024
donbrowser:
But you've been begging before Tinubu became President na 😁
Lmao

May God not allow us to be known for the unthinkable 😂
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 8:02am On Feb 22, 2024
BAZ001:
Pls stop dis. which folks are sabotaging the economy huh
Your president and his cabinet are olodo and clueless mention one person in Tinubu’s cabinet that is not a politician?
Okonjowela, likes of Sanusi cbn , Diezani
and Adesina in agriculture were not doing trial and error. they worked.
Until dis baba changes his economic team na so so fall the economy go dey fall.

Imagine fuel scarcity after partially removing subsidy grin
Are you in Nigeria or Drcongo?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 9:18am On Feb 21, 2024
GeneralZodd:
I pity people wey go vote Bola Ahmed Tinubu, na them put us for this mess. $1 = 1800 naira. well its a win for me, my investment just double.

i saw this coming, told everybody here to invest in dollar when it was 750 naira, they refused and criticised me, now it is happening with no end in sight
How far bro?

How person fit buy dollars?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:44pm On Feb 11, 2024
Omoapena:
Add jollof to the item 7, nah me go be the 1st to reach venue grin
Na you get four carshuh

So why you come dey beef your partner cos he no give you his car

Abi you been wan make am car number 5?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:43pm On Feb 11, 2024
BAZ001:
Like I said so many things changed after Covid , this generation of jappa is different. Why do you think countries are tightening their immigration law and borders ? Cause once you are in and you don’t commit any crime you are going to integrate into the system with time.
Do you know that they now give non immigrant & out of status drivers license.
Did you hear what happened to Florida construction coy when the Governor passed a law that didn’t favor foreigners (illegal immigrants ) ?
You think they don’t know people are doing under the table jobs ?

My encouragement is to Uber drivers, I will rather they drive Uber abroad and sleep in their cars than to keep driving in Tinubu’s Nigeria.
Is that what you're doing in Dr congo??

No loud am but talk am with your full chest 😂
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m):
Omoapena:
Pls, big daddy users, how much do you at least make with 10k worth of fuel??
10k fuel ke??

People using 2.4litres engine are suffering and smiling

You left your 1.8l Corolla to 2.4l camry

Dey play, you never see anything yet 😂

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