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Doris4ever:
Good morning comrades.
I'm discussing with a partner on a rental. 40k weekly. Then he wants all repairs on the driver. His reason is that it will make the driver handle the car like his own. But am proposing to handle repair below 15k and we share repair above 15k 70:30. 70% for the car owner.
Also, he want car to be returned for inspection every Saturday morning and I take it back Sunday evening. But am proposing twice a Month for inspection and not weekly.
I need experience drivers and partners to tell me if am wrong.

Blackbishop:
I had to laff now. Bcuz they keep trying to make him identify himself but they keep getting it wrong.

And no point insulting our almighty definition of insult himself who will apologize and still come back to drag me along bcuz he choose to attack the light weight in his imaginary brouhaha.


Felicity everything you said up there I accept and still wish you well. No point calling a pig dirty when it literally wallows in dirt and shit.

Bros not my age mate die well

Blackbishop:
Anytime am driving on that bridge I Dey give space and my limit will not exceed 80 and on the third lane to the left e better pass the fast lane nd the nexttill I pass the clinic bypass

Blackbishop:
I had to laff now. Bcuz they keep trying to make him identify himself but they keep getting it wrong.

And no point insulting our almighty definition of insult himself who will apologize and still come back to drag me along bcuz he choose to attack the light weight in his imaginary brouhaha.


Felicity everything you said up there I accept and still wish you well. No point calling a pig dirty when it literally wallows in dirt and shit.

Bros not my age mate die well

Omoapena:
The person you just advice is a toddler who doesn’t know what he’s getting into

Remind me again next time that my partner is here
Ozuo

Omoapena:
Good day everyone

Please I’m looking for hire purchase deal

I have down payment of 600k, will be paying 150k monthly to balance the hire purchase deal.



Pls, no attack, I’m not feeling fine…

Halahhalah:
At first when I saw you guys posts to each other, all I thought was it's all cruise.
But I would like to know what your business is if he still stays with his mum, feeds from his mum, how he send money home for feeding (this has been used as an abuse severally which I don't understand). These are abuse to me as they are directed at his family.

Felicity0001:
You don tire?

Your nemesis just started

Too late to cry when the head is cut off

I was on my own when you decided to chuck ur long mouth like incarpy rat into a matter they didn't call you.
Oh I get it! You're the Moses right??!!

No wonder!!! I dey own you money abi? Reason you're in support of your brother and against me. Idiot.tia...

Since you decided to go for the balls of a man that never offended you in the first place then you should be ready to loose your throat.

Bas. Dard

Son of a broke bi.thc

BAZ001:
Words of wisdom, I hope they listen to you?

I think it’s d bolded, driving for too long & dis Tinubu regime is affecting many Uber drivers.
When u do 90 trips in 4 days & 90% olosho/runs salary earners guys u will come to rant here.

It’s no more funny at all

Larry1960:


It's not seat but sit

Bazo you sure say you go school and you be graduate


Graduate wey nor know difference between sit and seat Small time you go say na typographical error


Go school you nor gree you say na Congo

Larry1960:




Lolz I never sell more still lavishing the money of the previous one I sold

I know your prayer na make I run broke

Pearl1910:
This Corolla is following Benz and Lexus to do 0-100km/s in 5secs when him reach him destination, he will now realise he barely made his fuel money, then go online to complain. God will give him wisdom.

BAZ001:
Abeg u dis clown no put me for trouble , wetin be my own for dis matter

Come back to Nigeria at dis time, Wey NLC dey strike ,
doctors in Lagos strike ,
helicopter dey fall on its own,
and agbado president has gone to threaten Niger with war in 7 days. How ?
which army una wan use fight war D army wey no fit defeat boko haram ?

pls everyone should cancel his comment
No war but peace on dis thread.

Conner44:
yen yen yen e pain am lol





If you like remove your eyeballs chuuk inside back pocket like mad man or simply form your usual memory loss

mejai:
Men! At this rate, na to sell guns and bullets. Make una find una selves and shoot urselves.
Everyday fight and argument.

If u wan shoot BAZ001 (my G) na juju for mirror we go use deport am from Congo.

Pearl1910:
U r Insulting now, if u get insulted back u will say it's driving that has skewed drivers mentality. Tell us, what has been twisting ur mentality these days?
U sound cold today, It's like ur boss has washed u down this morning. Or u r sad to see someone making more than your full months salary in 1week?
That's how u will be bragging, but ordinary 1.5m to buy car, u will need office loan to do so.
Always saying u come from a different place; guy u come from nothing. I know ur type. Shishi u no get, ur background is underground, probably it's ur wife that's supporting your home (that's if anyone finds u attractive enough to commit her life with u), but u will be online yarning dust. No let me unleash Pope Vs Felicity with u o. I don repent. I want to remain pure, no come stain me.

U aren't proud to tell us what u do for a living we don't need to see your pay slip. Just tell us what u do, dont even bother about your company name. Atleast I am a proud driver, (which u admire but never can be) and I have said it countless times what I did before I resigned and started ehailing full-time.

If u can't say this is what I am doing then u aren't fit to be a coach or counsellor, or to advise or direct anybody.

Conner44:
You noticed wrong. He specifically referred to you in this passage below from his post


I said let me just point it out incase you missed it before.

Felicity001:
Why admire what you can't use?
Keep fear aside, one thing must kill a man. Live life to the fullest.

BMW, MB and Range Rover are my best automobile, I'm currently using one and I'm sure I'll add the 2nd and the 3 soonest.

One just need all the thrills in this life before you cross over to the afterlife here

Felicity001:
The obi guy na puppet I no get him time again... I just thought if it! Watin oga win dey drag with him boy? Even if oga bae dey fvck his boys what will oga do? Free d bae for them to enjoy themselves because na left over ... The puppet is just pained unnecessarily and I don't know why and I really don't care because I own him nothing, so he can rant, vex, insult him papa or better still jump into a lagoon for all I care, he won't get any response from me every again and I will never read any of his comment again... Yes that's his punishment.

As for pope, I don't have anything against that one he's already in his way to the village so no need... Baba don go... if pope vex too much make him come beat me I dey my mama house.

As for blacky, that one... Leave am na family matter I won't engage him here again he has already shown the world who is he... Leave am when I get him time na him family house me and him go end our matter anybody wey like chuck head we go use them count scores...

As for dav001 that one na mad man with memory and recognition lost, person wey no fit differentiate btw his mentor and his driver (hirer) shey that kind person get sense?

Who else? Any other person is inconsequential

They can hate for all I care
It doesn't take anything from me.

I've sold more cars to members here since after the greedy and stupid fashashi/josephat saga...

What most people don't know is that when they think they're dragging you down God is using them to promote you higher.


Pls any one is free to contact us for serious business, we @felicityAutos we sell all types of automobile vehicles ranging from Brand new to foreign used, registered and we also do pre-order vehicles for our clients as well. We do door step delivery for free within Lagos and outside state delivery at a discounted price we have professional drivers and security personnels to get your goods delivered to you in safe hands.
You can take a visit to our office any time for a business deal.
Here is our WhatsApp contact, feel free to reach out.

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Bammzzie:
Gbas gbos to begin in 3...2...1....

konkoabove:
What kind of car are you expecting to buy with 700k or 800k in this our present economy? Can we limit this 'cruise' for the sake of genuine newbies?

pope191:
Bishop is a known thief so nothing new. If you want to disarm him, just chew like 10 bitter kola a night before going for him.

Josephase:
You always sell cars with issues!!!

Omoapena:
Lolz

When I read things like this, I just wonder how you people exaggerates…

5k fuel which is now less than 10litres will take you to ajah to & fro 3 times….

Don't forget he didn't specify from what exact point to ajah
It could be from Chevron to ajah who knows


Hahahaha

Conner44:
Niqqa I was born right here in lag, grew in lag, schooled in lag, wedded in lag . . .

Shebi I’ve told you to quote me with sense it’s not only cheerfulgiver that has a sharp tongue. Don’t let me get banned because if you.

Conner44:
Well at least the UK once advertised . . . I just wanted IFSHR have that at the back of his mind for future reference

Now i also understood what dapo said perfectly. I just wanted to also point out that he can't use his own personal situation to mirror others here. We are all different individuals from different backgrounds trying to make ends meet one way or the other.

Many people who carry phones and log into nairaland daily aren't graduates like him or even have the time of day to open new books to read up trying to learn new skills on the fly. Some are also having some psychological issues that could hamper their cognitive ability to read, comprehend and assimilate written directions properly.

Take for instance omoapena. We all know he has a hp contract on his neck and has been coming to this thread weekly making cryptic posts that show he's struggling with his chosen hustle. Remember that unlike dapo the vehicle isn't his yet, also maybe he's married with wife(ves) and kids to feed, rent, medical and inflated fees to pay etc, now tell me what time he can carve out of his already tight daily schedule to learn a new skill without affecting his ability to cater for him and his families daily well being and also remit his weekly contractual stipend towards the hp agreement he currently has on his neck? I feel for him that's why anytime he cries I always reply even if he dismisses my help. I know he has a bird in hand but others want him to drop it and dive headfirst into the bush in search of more. I want him to master this hustle so he can pay off his hp agreement and move onto it her things ASAP.

I also attempted learning data analysis as omoapena is planning to do. I joined up with a class that was advertised here on this same thread a while ago. I went three-quarters of the way but had to drop off because it clashed with many things I had going on at the time. The knowledge is still there but I don't have it completely. It wasn't easy at all to learn it to the point I reached before life paused my education in that aspect. Will I learn further? Yes of course, but I will need time and calm to face it squarely to achieve perfection. Someday soon I hope.

I am a man that likes to try my hands at numerous businesses as far I have the capital and ability to control its dynamics. Yes I still have a desk job but I also import and trade goods, render specialized services which I charge for and create employment opportunities for people when I can. Unlike my dad, i will not work at my desk until my retirement age no matter the pay I receive. That life won't be mine. Stanbic pensions still pays me but how much? I see their alerts and emails and smile. It's nothing compared to what my friends earn daily running their own businesses. I go to the market and visit a friend and have to wait for his accounts manager to finish a meeting with him before I can go into his office to say hi. He never worked for anyone in his life except when he understudied his business. He is a simple trader. Buying and selling. I want to become like him real soon by the grace of God.

So izzou all I'm trying to day is that when nairaland first began, everything was centered at a place and people plus information was thrown everywhere. Thankfully seun in his wisdom decided to carve out sections and threads for specific knowledge to be gained. This thread here is for those who want to perfect their skills in ehailing in lagos . . . I am pleading for those who have other things going for them to at least allow people like omoapena and other uneducated peeps to achieve the aim of this thread before forcing them out of the nest while they haven't perfectly learnt how to fly.

There are sections for learning programming, agriculture, phone repairs, sales etc. rigjtvhere on nairaland. So why can't we allow this thread and its knowledge breathe for the sakes of those here and the ones to come

If you see someone doing something better than you please ask questions and seek understanding. Don't fight against it. Nobody know everything not even Einstein did.

Abeg my desk don full make I face my work before m6 bald headed oga catch me on phone I will still piss on his head I'm just watching for when rain is also falling so he won't pinpoint the source of his warm forehead when it happens

dapotemi:
Bros, one of the BIGGEST mistake of my life was post secondary sch... Took me about 3 yrs before I could get admission, all because I wanted to go to Unilag and they gave a course I don't want...All in all, 3 years Waka...Now what was I doing within that 3 years? I got a cleaning job with a company in surulere, salary was 5k, transport taken care of, fairly okay. In my dept, we do floor/tiles polishing and that was the job that took me to nearly all the embassies at Walter Carrington....My regret? I should have used that period to learn valuable skills, any of what you mentioned above or something else.
Just maybe, my life could have been better....
A friend of mine, grew up on the street together, learnt some furniture/cabinet/upholstery work within that period, later went to Lasu. He graduated about 5 years after myself and he reached out for a job. I helped him get a placement where I worked. He was with us for 3 years but always complaining about money, about not finding joy...Later he left and went back to his furniture business, started small..Through goodwill he was getting all furniture work from the company and alot of referrals..Up till now, if I jam the guy invoice like this, fear dey catch me, he gave me 500k when I had my baby earlier this year, no other gift came close.
Bros, if I had jump into Uber driving then, assuming there was, I would probably still regret it!!!

Blackbishop:
You see y I no Dey take you serious? You still mention person for him mama house

Felicity001:
Na una wey dey give an attention be d problem, d hustle us good the hustle is good, it's been how many year since Huber cane inter nig. he's yet to pee in his boss's head.
Such a stu.ipid and cockery personality

Drive he doesn't know how, yet he will use his mouth to drive a 24 tyre trailer from Lagos to Cameron

I've never seen a stupid person before, he is the definition of stupidity.

Conner44:
See dav1002 you should think twice about your life. A man came to you for a job and after your giving him the vehicle wholeheartedly you immediately ran here to try and shame him not minding if you were wrong or right. Someone who haven't even gotten to know properly. Chai! I weep for your soul.

The only difference between you and the dancing mad man is that you were surprisingly bold enough to come here and spill your hatred for CheerfulGiver out openly with your main moniker. Seems the mad man could actually be more clever than you are and that makes me shiver.

I wish I knew that person you gave your vehicle to drive for you. I would have shown him what you did here. He needs to know how his partner is a green cobra masking his bitter spite behind a fake smile and be on guard against your hateful self.

But i give it to you. You must have either been very brave or very stewpid to have pulled such a stunt as you did back then in the open. Since we know it's not the former then . . .

Conner44:
If only we had more people who reason like you on this forum and Nigeria as a whole today we would not be called citizens of a sh1thole country by another human being.

Can you imagine that even uber OG's that I was following for years on this thread kept mum when that guy initially came out with frivolous and baseless accusations against another person here. They knew he was mad but because he was on their side of the divide they gave him Jersey, put him in on their team and bribed referee to blow 'play on'

Cowards all of them. So many I've lost respect for. I've been on nairaland actively for more than 17 years straight and this is the most cowardly generation of active thread posters I've ever encountered all through this time. You would rather sacrifice the thread than allow new investors learn just because of jealousy and envy.

Making libelous statements, unearthing secrets, telling tales, outright lies . . . Okay now the thread is strictly for banter abi? No more learning?

No problem.