₦airaland Forum

Animal activists, shey una see why we dey kill snake anytime we come across them. these creatures are dangerous, once they trespass to your territory, kill them!! Don't listen to any nonsense animal activists.

Thank God they didn't blame PDP this time.

No CCTV means it will only take the grace of God for Kasali to come out of this.
One of the disadvantages of fornication and adultery.
That's why I decide to abstain for over 10 years.

No matter how nice, caring, loving, wealthy, romantic you are to a Nigerian girl, you can never be too good for her.
If you like sacrifice your precious life for her, you're still not too good for her.
I don't know dey kind clay dey use in creating these daughters of Eve.

Buratai keeps endangering the lives of innocent citizens and Nigerian soldiers with his mouth.
Na all these talks dey vex Shekauu

SassyGem101:
Oops...sorry. Guess I mistook you for someone else. But you mentioned me like you're that fellow on juabudus thread.

So, you go around causing trouble with every guy here?

SassyGem101:
You and funmisticqueen should amend your ways.

I'm lost here. what does that mean?

Butterfly calling itself bird.

Karleb:
There are better ways to approach this.

The woman should have written her will first and hand it over to the husband for inspection.

...why is it that Nigerian women don't write wills?

Does it mean they have nothing to pass to their family?

You expected her to write Will for pant, bra, eyelashes and fake weave-ons

SassyGem101:
What a greedy question. Does she know who will die first?
Why should she even be thinking of death for a 37 yes old? Shes not a nice fellow at all.

Imaging...saying anything could happen and family will be thrown out. Like seriously is that all that matters to her in that marriage? Cant she be a virtus woman and be praying nothing happens to the head of her house?
She too should work hard to have something to will to the husband and
children in case the inevitable happens.
Tell her this and see her reaction.

If not that I'm a Christian, I'll advise that man to send her away cos she doesn't have his interest at heart.

The man is distancing himself cos he's afraid she might even mastermind his death considering that Kind of question.

People should learn to think before they talk.
Words are like broken eggs. Once spoken out cannot be taken back

For the first time you're making sense here. maybe you should be posting only on Saturdays

franchasng:
yes I know but Nigerians are becoming too annoying with their begging attitude.

They do same to anybody living abroad thinking that everybody living abroad is rich, if only they know what they are passing through, working round the clock like camels

My friends staying abroad are very stingy, bro. They can't even leave a drop of their money after doing cashbank. It depends on you, bro.

goodnessme1:
Nothing political here.

Everything about yoruba muslims is always different from yoruba christians.

Yoruba muslims are always aggressive.but yoruba christians are a bit cool.

I'm Igbo Christian, but musically, everything you just said is out of proportion.

Now, Buhari and APC are lending other countries money. Lol

The internet never forgets.

ZoneBs, oya come and defend, work don come.

franchasng:
it is a problem. during last Xmas when I was home, I stopped patronizing one filling station like that just because the fuel attendants turned the begging to something else. Everyday I go there to refill our vehicles, they will come hailing chairman abeg help your boys, chairman this chairman that, the first one week I saw it as fun, but when it continued, I just stopped going to that filling station.

Not everybody driving flashy car have money na, una no de see una senators and Governors and dullard President beg


Honestly I have said it countless times, our attitude as black nation and black people is annoying. Black race remains the most backward race on earth, is it by accident NO!!!


Shame!

Chairman comes with a price. You were carried away by that 'chairman' thing. For me, if you call me chairman, I don already decode say na format, so I'll be on guard. One need to be street wise in this present Nigeria.

goodnessme1:
But yoruba christians voice is more sweeter in music than yorubas muslim voice.


What could be the cause?

Lol.. You don dey bring politics to this harmless post.

Betcrusher post=87236j775:
how do I man up?

By manning up.

kunleweb:
Why don't you write articles for a living. And you can make around 20/30k monthly.?

What if he can't write?

Obviously, your sister has ulterior motives. No sane man should Will his properties to his wife, not in this present age women are something else.

Such woman like the OP's sister can elope with her boyfriend if anything happens to the husband, she can even remarry.

Remember, in your family, the only person that is not your relative is your wife. She can japa anytime and the constitution and tradition will back her. Men, use your heads!!

How old is Rema that he will be using "I once" for us

Only a foolish girl will take words or promises made during love-making seriously.

As it stands now, I'm owing three girls 3 helicopters with Range Rover sport but I don't even have a tyre. Funny thing, they believed me.

It takes alot to be a Soldier but here, an average Nigerian soldier can't even kill a snake. Ordinary untrained boko boys do chase them out of battlefield and they will run and start blaming Government for not providing them with rockets, missiles and nuclear weapons.

But, they're well trained when it comes to oppressing innocent civilians.

"He who complains that the soup is too much for the eba cannot handle greatness"

-Pete Edochie



Happy birthday Sir. Age gracefully.

Petyprincess:
Lol i was expecting this comment,when i was against age gap relationship they called me "evening newspaper",when i was against homophobic attack they call me "lesbian" nw that I'm against generalization you think I'm short Nothing here can surprise me no more!! Nd yes I'm not the only Nigerian girl here bt I'm princess so when i see ignorant comments about my nationality i have the right to enlighten your ignorant ass!!

Short girl, Big trouble.
Carry your wahala dey go.

Petyprincess:
Well i guess that's your preference which i have no problem of bt generalising that no tall girl in Nigeria like some mumu up there shows how closed minded some guys are here!! One even believed only Nigerian girls are short ,I never knew being short has to any do with nationality or race until today by our dumb nairaland guys
Lol i like am o

You must be real short, I mean, you must be brief. You are so pained over this 'short' of a thing. Why are you taking it personal? You're not the only Nigerian girl here.

Petyprincess:
Nd I'm princess not funmi!! Nd what made you think her bf is broke? Because he's a nairalander? Nw you can't blame me if i believe this stereotype that most nairalanders are broke because you just proved me right!!

What makes you think I'm broke Stop contradicting yourself.

Petyprincess:
Lol i really do hurt your feelings At least we get choice outside Nigeria unlike your dwarf broke sef

Funmisticqueen said exactly same thing now she's dating a 'broke Nigerian boy'(a Nairalander sef). We know una tactics.. we can't settle for less.

SocialJustice:
Where do you live? I've consistently dated girls that are 5 feet 10 inches to over 6 feet. The current girl I have my eyes on is 6ft 3inches and they are all Nigerians. My family alone has more than 10 tall girls and women. I have friends with tall mums and sisters.

The majority are short but there are tall girls everywhere.

The time used in dating all these girls would have been used in getting one foreign babe and save yourself the stress of changing girls like boxers.

My only concern is, someone that can't Govern just a state wants to Preside over the largest black country in the world. It's appalling!

Petyprincess:
For me height matters alot!! I don't do short guys! 6ft nd above is a bae

Short engines don't have the luxury of scale of preference.

Petyprincess:
This how you fail exam simple question you can't even answer, "will you date a short girl?" you giving offpoint reply
Nd you think Nigerian girls are interested in short broke guy like you? It's funny how y'all think you worth reach 1 derica of rice

The post is beyond your comprehension, I can't condescend too low to make you understand. Step aside, archaic newspaper!

The essence of paying tax is for government to provide security by Policing, which their basic assignment is to protect lives and properties.
The time used in compiling this 'life saving tips' would have been used to write against insecurity in Nigeria and demand for basic needs. You're motivating these crooks.