₦airaland Forum

SpartanKing:
A very lovely morning to Her Majesty!

Simp!

Greystone:
As I've mentioned in my earlier post, I'm tall @ 6ft 2.
In this very naija, I've met babes that are taller than me.

I was the 2nd tallest guy in my secondary school back in 1999 but I was the 3rd tallest in the entire school.
The tallest person was an igbo girl who at the time was in ss1.

That girl was like 6ft 5 or 6. I was barely reaching her ear level.

One of my exes and one of my exes are my exact height, one from plateau state the other us from Katsina.

In my university days, the tallest babes wer these two twins who used to play basketball.
Even at my height thise two used to dawrf me oh

Tall girls dey dis naija oh, even though majority are short.

Conclusively, you've met like 10 tall girls in Nigeria out of the 30. You should be celebrated bro.

Use and Dump. That's their policy in that devilish party. Same thing they did Ambode, even Rochas... Just that Rochas is one clever and smart devil.

favoryte33:
Would you date a short girl?

I don't date Nigerian girls, their wahala too much.

NextD18:
99.844% of Nigerian women are very short and not above 5'5.

Just a few can be considered tall. That's why you'll hardly see them stand well when taking pictures.

If they are not bending, they are sitting.
If they are not twisting their legs, they are standing like they wanna take corner kick.

Most, if not all, are very short and not above 5't.

You're benevolent with your percentage. Recheck your statistics, please.

The number of tall girls for Nigeria no reach 30. I'm yet to meet a tall Nigeria girl all my life. I asked one elderly man he said the tall ones died during the civil war.

She should just cut the cake, I want to check something.

Hehehehe

@OP, Most of the people here that will disagree with you are yet to use iPhone, so don't be surprise at their naivety.


If you've used an android phone and iPhone, there's no way you'll be arguing about everything the OP wrote here.

Surprised how almighty FBI would ask a local man like me to help find a man for them. They should use the Intelligence in their FBI to find that man themselves.. I'm not even intelligent sef.

yanabasee:
Begging as a nuisance isn't a crime.....



Just yesterday a grown man came to me at katampe for a tip for transport. I had the right to turn away..he never compelled me, I gave it out freely...



You can't tag that as a nuisance

If after telling him you don't have any cash with you and he keeps pestering you, that's nuisance

yanabasee:
Egbon, Begging isn't banned because it's a crime.... It's banned because, it's a form of public nuisance....

Una go school so??

Nuisance isn't a crime smh

yanabasee:
Look up for the meaning of crime on a dictionary....

If begging is banned, then, you and your cohorts engage in it, it's a crime and it's punishable. Inform your brothers

All Southern States should ban all forms of begging likewise cos these Almajiri beggars would move down here where there's milk and honey

This EFCC office come be like hotel. Na to go do dreadlocks buy iPhone come form yahoo boy make EFCC carry me make I go there go chill.

doris4u:
When you have bad experience with someone you hold close to ur heart only to find out at the long run you weren't on the same page , fear hits you then pain. Why would I keep such person as a friend.

You're smart. It's rare to find your type here.

Gandollaar:
Hahahaha..baba e no get shoulder oo

Lol. Na you know

Dizzyrascal:
Oga Davish222 I hail ooo. Ur answer always never ceases to amaze and amused me. U must have attended the international School of correct answers....nice one

Lol. I hail chief.

Gandollaar:
Virgin girl with your big gbola..can you wish that for your virgin daughter?

Na small small.. I'll start with the tip first.

Is Kano no longer headquarter of Almajiri again

No go area. Travel at your own detriment, I repeat, travel at your own detriment.

Over and Out.

All these happened cos you didn't listen to your mum's warnings. I'm hundred percent sure you're not responsible for the pregnancy.
You got played.

Alpha fucck, Beta buck.

Ubunja 2019.


Happy Father's Day in advance bro.

Okoroawusa:
So you opened a thread to mock a man whose shoelaces you are unworthy to untie?.


What a pity

Quiet your mouth!

Blu03:

gbola again! That word

Learnt that from you. Lol

Babe said she doesn't need sympathy.. Ndi feminists, abeg reserve your sympathy for better people.

The toilet broom she called eyelashes no gree me see the injury well.

As long as they're not begging with gun on my head, that shouldn't be a problem. No matter how you beg, if I no wan give, I no go give.

Upon the problems we have in this country coupled with the excess heat, people still dey fucck Nawao

If Esther my ex and Shekau are in same room and I have 2 bullets in my gun, I'll shoot Esther twice.

Gandollaar:
Hian!

And you were insisting on marrying a virgin in the other thread!

Exactly. Virgin girl or I join monastery. Can't settle for less

The principal always use me as a case study when talking about late comers.
I feel happy anytime I hear my name, it gives me joy. You must be very important for the principal to know your name.

Only in Nigeria a High court nullifies a High court orders. Why then do we have Court of Appeal? Our judiciary is deteriorating rapidly under this devilish administration.

SweetCunt97:
just look at this nasty misogynistic fellow...

Get behind me Satan!

No one should act surprised here.