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You trusted a Nigeria Police officer with money


Seems he hypnotized you. Can't believe a Nigerian would enrust his funds with a Nigeria police officer with clear eyes.


I'll advice you go for exorcism.

helinues:


Na one by one Dem go learn in a hard way

E go reach your turn soon and this will be our response.

BonPatrick:
Bro i M going through alot of stress here.i will be with her she won't say anything unless I say something. And she won't even smile.

Is she a Nigerian?

Iyaebe:
You use to be a pastor, what happened?

The demons he was always kabashing entered inside him.

1. I didn't know my phone was ringing

2. I was very busy today

3. My phone charger will spoil tomorrow so you will not reach me

4. My uncle said I should come



Lastly, dating a Nigerian girl automatically means you're dating yourself. Don't stress it.

Iyaebe:
When will you have sense,when? when? when?

When you restore your lost body count.

Fiancée...a word devised to drill the kpekus deeper.

How come these police officers are neatly dressed? Seems the world is ending soon.

temitope27:
You are mad, that was never akure- ado road, thou the road is nt in good condition, it's only pothole nt that untarred mould

How about you show us the road than calling him mad.

Monday - Sit at home Holiday

Tuesday - EIDUL-MAWLID Holiday

Thursday - MNK court day Holiday



Next week is totally off for us in SE.

Paperbag:
I swr , i even sensed it ...
I started to para but the babe was scared and offered to pay ( i just weak )

And the table n chair bill where actually written on the menu thou but did not care to go tru it ( i could not argue again )

You pay for table and chair when you don't intend buying from them, and it's not that expensive.

I don't even pay.

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DubaiLandLord2:
Alaye carry your fool!shness comot my front.

If I knew you're this fool1sh, I won't have even read your earlier quote not to talk of replying the nonsense.

Make you go find another pig you go dey dance in the mud with. I no get time for senseless argument.

I no go read your next quote not to talk of replying you.

Sw!ne

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Are you done?

Paperbag:
Nice Beach ,hope they maintain it...



Bwt : Eleguchi is the worst beach in the world ..
I can still remember the day i took a friend there ,we had only origin beer cause i needed to put her through on some I.T stuffs ,

Long story , my bill was 17k ( they charged for the dirty plastic chair we sat , charged for using the loo in the bar , service charge, overpriced drinks and aside this we already paid 4k as gate fee making 21k )

For like a month i kept moaning in pains
Just two bottle of beer oooh


Some delta creeks are better off

You were magaed.

They always do that when they sensed you're with a babe and forming posh.

Try and learn basic Yoruba language or slangs, it will help you alot in scenarios like this.

Conclusively, Ada is senseless.

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DubaiLandLord2:
Your father life is fraustrated.... Is just a matter of time, you go drink sniper and die.

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I wish you Buhari in your next life.

DubaiLandLord2:
I no remember the last time I step foot inside danfo.

I don't know how people get comfortable with the way most of the danfo drivers drive as if they have been possess.

No one cares the last time you step your dilapidated foot inside danfo. Enter your okada in peace and allow people enjoy their danfo .

This is how a lady's toe and leg should look like.



PS. MariahAngel, show your friend, please.

Eat or be Eaten, that's what the jungle is all about.

ahnie:
The world has lost its sanity

The world is yet to experience sanity.

At least he died a happy man.

ahnie:
Some pastors are really sick upstairs.whats wrong in eating Titus fish.afterall it was the same Titus fish and agege bread Jesus Christ used in feeding the multitude in the Bible

Not Titus fish, it was Catfish

NobleSeed:
small snake make some #nairalanders dey kill reach your poultry u go call crowd
Belike baba don swallow like 3 eggs ooh

Na this tiny thing you dey call Baba

I doubt if Lala will be pleased at the size

So, reason why you will not help your fellow guys cos your friend didn't pay the N900 interest?

Ask yourself, if your Friend has vagina, no be dash you go dash am the money

Not just Lagos.


Sex with a Nigerian girl is the cheapest commodity in the world.

MadamVanessa:
Alert and perhaps good sex from someone i am so in love with.

Go and marry!

agbowakama:
He would soon be released by Benin republic soon. They won't want to mess with their longtime peaceful neighbors in Yorubaland

Exactly...that's why they built a massive IDP camps to welcome all displaced Yoruba people chased out from their land by the Fulanis.

ThatFairGuy:
Keep insulting your people unknowingly.

Ghetto politician, it's family business... Learn to keep out of it.

mariahAngel:
Maka gini?
Ka ndi ibe gi ghara I kpo gi simp okwaya?

Do I even care what anyone calls me?

Hisbah Police will soon arrest them

Bleaching old men!