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If you must high, don’t drive.

Rip sir

Amotolongbo:
what is your net worth in onion?

Lol
This your question shock me o

Offpoint1:
I'm saving this thread for a reason and in 2 or 3 months time I'll be Back for it and mention names.
"N5000" references will be made to this amount.



Someone screenshot this and upload it in the comments section to prove the date and no modifications was done to it.

Saved, bro

LOVE... a word used by two fools to deceive themselves.

Am I the only one who gets infuriated with this Travel ban of a thing?

Like, shouldn’t there be another punishment aside this travel ban? America is not Heaven! It’s time we liberate ourselves from this inferiority complex.

After death, comes judgement.

pocohantas:
She is fine. Still selling vegetables.

Lol.
my utmost regards to her

pocohantas:
If you want a babymama, fine. Just ensure she is on the same page with you- reduces the drama.

How far with that vegetable girl on a low cut?

pocohantas:
Davash, calm that your coconut head and let someone treat you right. You’ll be here saying men are not marrying, till you call your friend on day and he gives you that “I no sure say I fit come, madam wants me to take her to the market”.

Calm your coconut head, Davash!!!

There's nothing a wife can do for me that a baby mama can not, even better. so, why enslaving myself?

pocohantas:
Or he is damn short.

Another pre-wedding photo, but NL relationship counsellors say people (MEN) are not marrying again.

HML to them. Such a beautiful bride...

Men are not marrying again remains a fact, poco.

You had a great sex with her. Sex is best enjoyed when the both parties are tipsy. No fake moaning..

Girls fake moans alot during sex and it turns me off.

obembet:
Yes. To me, only Mane can shake Liverpool. The era of Salah is over. Don't get me wrong.. Since Liverpool depend on him in UCL against Real Madrid and get knock out by Ramos. Klop has change the tactics.

Watch Liverpool vs Barcelona in UCL semi final without Salah

And many EPL games that time.

Get Well soon Salah.. But Mane is still the main man

I’m talking about Liverpool’s injury woes, not specifically Salah.

majamajic:
Which one come first ? Lock pattern or call log ? U have to unlock the phone before u talk about calling anyone on call log

The best thing to do is keeping charging the phone till the owner call

Tell people around u about the phone, in case of incasecity !

The phone’s battery is down already, there’s nothing else to do. The owner can’t call again.

The first two that commented obviously don’t understand how android phones work.

The Phone has pattern lock, and the SIM card has password lock, means the phone can be on but the SIM card can not be active until you unlock the SIM card and pattern lock.


The SIM card lock will make it hard for the owner to contact you, as you can’t even insert the SIM card in another phone.

I’ll advice you give a description of the phone and the location found, if actually you want to return the phone.

This is your salary in 10 years without you not touching it.

Means, in ten years, if you dont eat, buy clothes, buy recharge cards, buy beer(very essential), you will earn barely 2 million Naira.



Advice yourself.

Can Liverpool survive this




Get well soon Salah!

Rapsodee:
So that means Sex is like heaven for girls, no wonder Goldenshowers would choose a real dick over dildos any fucking day .

That moniker is a guy masquerading as a female here. Be guided.

grim33:
Her mother.

Try and read the post, please.

Rapsodee:
lol...what of those not looking for sex

You’re under estimating the importance of sex in a woman’s life and it’s bad.

To join Nigeria Army is one of the greatest foolish decisions anyone can make.

grim33:
She should be jailed in my opinion.

People who are incapable of raising a child but have them anyways should be jailed.

Bringing a child to this world when you leave in abject poverty is nothing but child abuse .

#antinatalist
#endneedlesssuffering
#stopbringingchildrentohellknowing100%theywillsuffer

Who should be jailed?

The importance of a guy in a woman’s life can not be over emphasized. We’re like the air they breathe. Though, some of these girls are living in self denial.

Heromaniaa:
Education is good, but it is talent that pays. I know many doctors who don't have homes, many lawyers who roam the street. Many engineers don't have a hut. Spend time improving your talent, then monetize it. The gains are limitless.

The bitter truth remains, 80% of State University lecturers are still staying in rented house while most Mechanics and Traders are landlords.

The only good thing about Education is, you’ll be speaking big big grammar.

Fountainofyouth:
Lol who wouldn't stay with a potential doctor in the making

It's called being extremely sweet, docile, and wise in the relationship, and of course take all form of bullshit just to achieve the end result, surely all of that happened yes?

Hml though.

So, you have sense like this?

Palema007:
8 years? Wao! She tried!
Congratulations!

He tried, rather.

Everything is obtainable in the zoo... not surprised.

Worshipping and glorifying your mother more than your father makes you a simp. A brain washed simp.






-Dalil 2020