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FoodRe: Woman Sues Mcdonald’s For Doing An Advert That Tempted Her To Break Her Fast by DAVE5(m): 10:53pm On Aug 07, 2021
einsteine:
Where did you see me say they should take it lightly?
Haba, wia I talk this one nah, no be forum we dey wia all man dey drop wetin them get to contribute?
FoodRe: Woman Sues Mcdonald’s For Doing An Advert That Tempted Her To Break Her Fast by DAVE5(m): 10:37pm On Aug 07, 2021
einsteine:
14 USD doesn't seem like leeching. The cost of the suit is higher than the compensation sought. It is more like attention seeking.
And if she’s taken lightly and allowed to win cos it’s a small amount, there’s be more greedy people who would sue big firms for stupid things as well hoping to make huge profit

It’s like me trying to sue a girl for my own sin of lust because she’s dressed provocatively, what would you have said if you saw such?
Car TalkRe: The Ultimate Grand Tourer- Rolls-royce Wraith Black Badge by DAVE5(m): 2:23pm On Aug 07, 2021
Me likey
Car TalkRe: Understanding your car's Check Engine light by DAVE5(m): 2:06pm On Aug 07, 2021
Is it only check engine light that this product is useful for, how about other faults like tire pressure or any other one
PoliticsRe: Kano Hisbah: Sharing Zahrad Bayero's Wedding Photos Is A Sin by DAVE5(m): 11:14am On Aug 07, 2021
ikechukwu21:
Sick fellows. Bunch of hypocrites. Nothing sells more in their region than drugs for sex that will make you last for half a day(which is 12 hours) on top someone's daughter and then charms for hypnotising women.
You know them well well
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by DAVE5(m): 9:24pm On Aug 06, 2021
Please guys and ladies in the house, can anyone proffer a solution to “Tire pressure monitor inoperative”




Initially changed 3 tires, then i got the message, gaged tires to see if it would solve it, no luck, scanned car, error message said 3 sensors out of 4 were having miscommunication, so I removed all four tires, checked each of the tire pressure sensor, copied out the ID number, rescanned, programmed and inputted them on a system, error message clear, drove about 30 minutes and error popped up again

Car type: 08 c300
RomanceRe: Dated For 4 Years, No Sex, I'm Tired by DAVE5(m): 9:45pm On Aug 04, 2021
divinehand2003:
Marry her first, sex will come afterwards
Then later he’d realize she has been the neighborhood kpekus that is free for all except him through out their 4 years of no sex situationship
PoliticsRe: Islamiyya 136: We Know Where The Bandits, Pupils Are But… –niger SSG by DAVE5(m): 4:26pm On Aug 03, 2021
NOGRUDGES:
Infiltrate their camp with sleeping gas, follow up with ground troops, minimum damage will be done.

Better still codorne the area, give them the ransom, after release of victims, shoot and bomb any breathing organism within the codorned perimeter.
What you’re saying here is similar to telling harley Quinn to help you catch “The Joker”

Is it possible for brothers in arms to catch each other ?
CelebritiesRe: Top 10 Richest Igbo Business Men Alive — Obi Cubana Missing On List by DAVE5(m): 7:37am On Aug 03, 2021
What I like about this list is, I saw accompanying profiling of what these men did to make their money, there wasn’t a need to bring Obi cabana into this though
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by DAVE5(m): 7:33am On Aug 03, 2021
Jamal64:
How do I use Bluetooth to play music for my c300 2010!
That very year for the c300 doesn’t play music over its own Bluetooth

solution

1. I play music from auxiliary cable (my car came with iPod cable so I reworked an aux cable into it myself)

2. I bought those car charger that has “radio frequency over Bluetooth” and use it to play music while I pick call with the Benz Bluetooth cos it’s clearer

3. Do those android screen thing people buy and fix on their cars (I didn’t do this though)
GamingRe: Can Steam Deck Dethrone Playstation Vita And Nintendo Switch? by DAVE5(m):
darkid1:
First of Nintendo exclusive games are just bland , but i guess like you said, they have their market... However, valve owns steam, and have you seen the games packed in steam? Literally millions of pc games ranging from AAA to indie games.

Valve is not going to make profit off this pc, its designed to sell games on their steam store.

What they have right here is a perfect product , perfect price and a perfect store waiting .

Lets see how december works...but if exclusive games are your argument, i dont think you have been to steam , cause aint no way there arnt thousands of zelda look alikes or zelda coming close to AAA games like control and doom.
You sir, know what’s up

Games on steam are crazy, plus I think the steam deck might have capability to pair with VR headsets, that steam deck is going all out to match wits with a lot of varying gaming consoles
TravelRe: Slay Queen Embarrassed By Bolt Driver For Not Paying, Boyfriend Couldn't Show Up by DAVE5(m): 10:28am On Aug 02, 2021
Taich:
That's not always the reality. This particular girl is dumb, wives don't even hangout with their husband's without money especially in our country where failed transactions are normal occurance.
I know some rich ill mannered ladies and some well behaved girls from humble background.
Please be very precise, correct that statement abeg to “wives that have sense”

We have too many stupid idiotic wives in this day and age
CrimeRe: Breakdown Of FBI Investigation On Hushpuppi And Abba Kyari. by DAVE5(m): 7:44pm On Aug 01, 2021
bluefilm:
Hahahaha.

Mr. Saint, I see you.

The good news is that your own children too will reap the country we are all working very hard to keep.
LoL, saint, lol
CrimeRe: Breakdown Of FBI Investigation On Hushpuppi And Abba Kyari. by DAVE5(m): 1:26pm On Aug 01, 2021
bluefilm:
I don't see anything that implicates Abba Kyari in this narrative.

As far as Abba is concerned, he got a tip off about a fraudster and he acted subsequently.

Abba has no power to arrest Hoshpoppi in a foreign land.

Case closed. wink

The question now is could Abba have prevented the said fraud taking place in a foreign land?

That is the question the US courts and US Authorities will have determine its answer.
You’re one of the reasons why this country is where it is today, you and your likes defend evil even when it is crystal clear to a blind man

Continue, your children would reap the country we all work to keep
Car TalkRe: I'll Never Touch Toyota Again by DAVE5(m): 7:49pm On Jul 31, 2021
temmym4:
Young man, I understand your plight and anger .
You must be one of those who buy vehicles they can't afford to maintain but rely on miracles later on to keep it running.

Those who actually have the capability to buy luxury vehicles do so without stress, when the time comes for maintenance, they do it appropriately and easily.. they dont just rely on only miracles to happen... Thus the reason why u find some luxury cars on the road while some are grounded in the mechanic workshop due to the owner's financial incapacitation.

Your anger towards me is unnecessary, channel that energy into bn real. No do pass urself, get somethin u can afford to take care of, don't be a serious issue for other capable road users and at the end u put the blame on God as if he is the cause of your own mistake..
Anger towards you?

pull yourself together, you really are a funny chap
Car TalkRe: I'll Never Touch Toyota Again by DAVE5(m): 10:25pm On Jul 28, 2021
temmym4:
Chei. See mentality...

Sometimes we, human are the cause of our own misfortune.

Take for instance, a man who earns 40k monthly and luckily gets an opportunity of 3Million Naira from a share of his family land dat was sold, then he decides to buy a Mercedes Benz of the same amount.. ask him how he intends to maintain it from his monthly income, then he tells you... God that provided the money to buy it will provide the money to maintain it. My brother, blessed is the man that uses his initiative and discretion wisely. God didnt send u an errand to get what u know you wont be able to handle while living on faith, na hand wey dey work dey chop. If u do anyhow, u go see anyhow...

With this kind of mentality ehn, vehicle will sleep for so many days, weeks and even months in the mechanic workshop even with simple fixes. Man will use his feeding money and even borrow to maintain the car, debt and poverty will start setting in then man go blame God for not bn good to him, at the end, car will be sold for peanut when heart attack is knocking on the door.

No take your hand do yourself come dey blame village people o. God is not a magician.
No take your own situation judge everybody
Technology MarketRe: Gaming Monitors... by DAVE5(m): 11:07pm On Jul 24, 2021
I still don’t understand why you’re refusing to put prices on your listed items

Even greater and bigger merchants put prices on their items, even the manufacturer sef gan puts his prices for his items, if people see the price, they know if they should move on to contact you

Most people like myself don’t have strength, time, emotional energy et al to start contacting you before I know the price of your items
PropertiesRe: Please Judge This Case For Me, Between Me And My Tenant. by DAVE5(m): 1:04pm On Jul 21, 2021
ford101:
Oga if it's true that u had a door net before she packed in 5years ago. Then ask her to put back that old net for you or let the police settle both of you.
Police would collect money from both of them and nothing would happen afterwards

Money wey dey for leave for each other
Car TalkRe: How Has The Ban On Tinted Glasses Affected You? by DAVE5(m): 2:33pm On Jul 07, 2021
omoadeleye:
Everyone has their different needs. It's just like saying only bad people visit a night club, there are good people that just patronise a night club just for fun and relief stress.


So, tinted glasses are not for criminals.
E tire person ohh, e say y use tinted glass when one isn’t a criminal

Privacy is a priority for some of us so we tint the glass cos people can look ohh
FamilyRe: How Much Of Your Children Do You Know? by DAVE5(m): 1:22pm On Jul 05, 2021
Leezah:
grin
Lol
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong For A Married Lady To Cook For Her Ex In His House by DAVE5(m): 11:13pm On Jul 04, 2021
BonPatrick:
How can u say is wrong when we didn't do anything after she finished she left no feelings attached
Ehen, no wahala, it’s not wrong, your own wife go cook well well for other men when you marry

Only you knows if this is a concocted story or not
FamilyRe: How Much Of Your Children Do You Know? by DAVE5(m): 7:38am On Jul 04, 2021
KiNg0G:
Mahn..I ain't married... neither got no kids.

But still....I wanna have 3 boys.

When I do


Lawyer✓


Police✓


Slawomirr ✓ ( if you know you know)
I pray you'd be rich enough to be a victim of slawomirrr
FamilyRe: Extortion, Corruption At Ikoyi Marriage Registry by DAVE5(m): 11:57pm On Jul 02, 2021
ednut1:
i still be Nigerian na, and I no go marry for ikoyi, ikotun or ejigbo registry is ok grin
Lol

Unserious element
FamilyRe: Extortion, Corruption At Ikoyi Marriage Registry by DAVE5(m): 6:45pm On Jul 02, 2021
ednut1:
You must not marry at ikoyi. Nigerians and stupidity tho. See end result
Thank goodness u b Nigerian, ur stupidity still dey train for gym
CultureRe: Anambra Widow Refuses To Drink Water Used In Bathing Her Late Husband by DAVE5(m): 7:46pm On Jun 14, 2021
Saifullah01:
What sort of barbaric custom is this? what if the husband died of a contagious disease.
Then she sef would die from what killed the man and the his kinsmen would say it’s a confirmation she killed him
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Guy by DAVE5(m): 8:12pm On Jun 11, 2021
I wish she had said NO to me, I won’t be having headache over a dolt
RomanceRe: Should I confess to My Wife And Kids because I feel dirty by DAVE5(m): 3:43pm On Jun 11, 2021
McCoy662:
Baba gerrout!! You asked for screenshot from Facebook abi twitter?? If it was from this same WhatsApp, the message would be there. Remember he didn't delete his too.
Lest I for, don't tell us u requested for the screenshot through SMS or calls, the gay man will never send it to you owing to the fact that u refused to do his bidding.
But let's say he did sent it to you, how on Earth did he know u are interested in the last screen of the chat cos obviously, this wasn't the only text in the convo. My brother just chill!!
U don fvck up, just lock up.
Plus if it was a real chat and the op deleted it from his end, the op’s message should appear as deleted

WhatsApp has option to delete for you or for all, can’t remember how they write it
RomanceRe: Should I confess to My Wife And Kids because I feel dirty by DAVE5(m): 3:39pm On Jun 11, 2021
Lorayne:
So, the man took the screenshot and sent to you?
Omo mehn, the thing weak me ohh, he sent his own proof of a crime…..
AutosRe: Branded Private Jet For Sale In Kano by DAVE5(m): 12:36pm On Jun 11, 2021
Binance:
You need the healing more than I do bro .... poverty has automatically made you doubt existence of money.. so sad
Lol, you still don’t get the point, stop trying to outrun your shadow

In these web communities, everybody can throw the “poverty” phrase anyhow forgetting who they themselves are
AutosRe: Branded Private Jet For Sale In Kano by DAVE5(m): 6:55am On Jun 11, 2021
Binance:
You are talking nonsense.

I know about 4 operators that keep nothing less than 1m around...that's in my location alone...talk more of a state or region...then 36 states and their capital.
May you be healed
AutosRe: Branded Private Jet For Sale In Kano by DAVE5(m): 8:02pm On Jun 10, 2021
ChiefSosa:
I dey come, make I reach POS
Even if all the pos operators for naija gather dash you all their money one by one, e no go still reach to buy only the tire of that private public jet aeroplane
Car TalkRe: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by DAVE5(m): 6:44pm On Jun 08, 2021
yusufu16:
These are not high end car
So there’s safety ratings for high end cars and low end cars

Hmmnn

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