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Hehehhhee
smh

Tinubu, Oba Akiolu and lagos chieftains will definitely know bout this, no doubt.


How much was used to woo the entire neighbourhood is left to imagination.

Smh


somewhere, beyond the eyes, floodlights, radars, and satellites of social media, a kid is remorseful, regreting. The made to believe stance they show to fool us that they know what they do is just a fluke. Lets see what becomes of them in 2decades by far. Stupidity keeps dancing energetically to attract many to join.....


Is this not the same guy that said no marriage till 30s. Lets wait and see. Foundations matters

Tosyne2much!!

Lol@chevron.


Make i no turn pastor sha. But woli Ekundayo said on sunday that a time would come when ladies would hold d belt, loins of a man and plead to just bear his name as surname. e dey inside bible to. So if we dey notice this trend of myopic heightening, its just supposed to happen.



Besides, the ladies wey dey shout 'Glory, who did this-Jesus, OMG, Halleluyah' all of them shut up for soosi. Na dey i con know say na dem dey make noise pass. Silent as graveyard......

makizee:
Don't look at it that way, all over the world there are parts of a city where high rise buildings are more desirable(Think New York Manhattan, downtown Dubai) owing to the premium cost of Land there, The Mainland is more attractive to the industries and factories not forgetting that there are parts of the mainland with high rise buildings too (Bank Anthony Maryland, Opebi axis) ...The mainland is huge, it needs more of Infrastructure to meet the need of its teeming, bursting at the seams population than this kind of buildings which are privately driven anyway.




Maybe i will make (or you should) make a thread about Lagos Mainland to balance the equation....Peace

at least the places you mentioned above are given specifics when they are mentioned. Unlike this 'pic of lagos' trending everywhere. 'pix of lagos island' is more specifics and helpful. It looks like a fault we can overlook now, but soon we'l be creating a larger gap than the sandfilled portions of Eko Atlantic City.


My own is let the places be specified. Cant take a part for the whole.

Just like someone taking one part of Cairo to be Cairo....

This man's theory sucks. Claiming to be scientifically and logically fit, yet dumbness is extensively Unique.


Using Nigeria as a whole to justify misuse and stigma. If his theory must hold them let total exploration of resources in the north start today and be shared.



Just like this man that was tryna say 100/100 =0. The Interviewer quickly corrected him and he lost touch of his argument....... Smh

As usual, anytime you hear Lagos these days, it specifically refers to Lagos Island!! This stereotyping is becoming too much. Is the Mainland now worthless for investments?


Funny enough, when disasters happen, its the mainland they'l run to 1st for safety.

How this guy loves to waste time. Its his own anyway.

My school uses 70 as A(distinction), and 45 as F(fail).


Nice points. Ad astra

UnknownT:
thank God they have stopped that Honeywell semolina advert. that man that came back telling the wife, ' I'm in love, she is in the car bla bla bla ' . so much hate that advert with passion

(strings connectedless guitar) E geti protein i-yeh, e geti prenty fibre, honeywell wheat meal na correct wakis.

I saw a crowd dancing to that 'performance' in the advert itself. If its a prison performance, the inmates would leave the venue one by one

Will this year be a sad year for nig celebs. January itself is tired and wants even distribution across the other 11months. Two-faced Janus!

If as a lady, your wedding day inch closer, yet you cant do awesome creativity with your natural hair and rock an artificial on that day, then i for ya!


(picks new jotter)

Most countries are doing the 'to your tents o Israel, now see to your own house, o son of Jesse'


Immigrant laws may crack cos this purge will still expand the hole with its snout

Afrok:
Pink lips? Now that's funny ... all I saw there was a bleached weed lips

all i could exclaim was

'Okpalo Don'

Genea:
no one is perfect,she doesn't want to cook,cos she doesn't like d idea of cooking,diff strokes 4 diff folks

this excuse is like that of a lizard asking if it can build muscles by 'pressing up' everyday.


No one is perfect isnt the bustop for all. Striving to be can be the b/stop or starting point.

Nice and true

talktonase:
Very rare in this generation! I remember bck in 2003 when my friend wanted to test the loyalty of his GF. He drove to pick her for lunch in a Volkswagen beetle which he specifically borrowed just to see if she was down to earth but to our greatest surprise when she came downstairs and saw the beetle the hunger disappeared and she refused to go with him.Bicycle go hard except the girl lovam die!

(Mike arrives in the beetle that shook his entire frame with its jigilin vibrating sound, evidently from the engine. He peeps out and dials Sophie's num. She answers.


Mike: dear, im waiting, surprise surprise!!?

Sop: just a min hon(packs her books and strolls out the door. Scans round for the Lexus jeep that Mike always Fantasizes about. Sees a 'Jigilin' packed across.)

Mike: Im here love, lets go(comes out beaming with the keys in his hand. Notices distress on her countenance. What's up dear? Why's your face all squeezed up?


Sop: Where did you get this car. Its vintage(tries to hide disappointment)

Mike: Can we go now? (opens door for her.

Sop: erm i just wanna wait for Tinuke. I already told them to get me some food already. Cos they werent responding i called you. But they've answered..... (fakes an incoming call) Yeah, yeah. Okay. Im at...


Mike: (confused look. Smh and ignites his jigilin and speed away. Calls Odenge his bestie) Odenge, you were right o.......

Chanchit:
To start with, Lagos island is still in Lagos the last time I checked. If you want to take the whole pictures of Lagos it would take more than 10pgs cos the mainland you jst asked about is where the national theatre, stadium, train station, GRA Ikeja and so on are located. So don't jst go there. Even the island pictures sef are too few, If you've been to the island you would know.

My take is that, based on prev kinda threads like this, the mainland have few/no pics. Making it look like nothing pic-worthy is on the mainland.

Just like saying "these are pix of Oshodi market" and you present only the clothes section.

Bottomline-even representation should be the guideline. Yeah we know island have more good scenes than mainland, but once you mention lagos, let the distribution be balanced-Finish!

The topic/title is misleading- a part of lagos state looks more appropriate.

Happy sunday!

The lienus detectors are making me crackup than the stories!!



That moment the bride's sister goes to the caterers and ensures their family members are well served, only for the groom's relatives to be put on hold till they announce there's no food again.

Then you see two waiters carry out two hefty coolers out into one jeep like that. Chai....


Or distributing of stuff for the audience and its restricted to one section of the hall....... Those caterers need monitors else they'l cart away stuff meant for wellwishers.

fayluv1:
This happened in my area some years back, after d reception d groom was asking for d money they sprayed. d brides people were d ones dt pick d money n they refused to give it to him, he just went to d market bought 2 cutlasses well sharpened from back n front n went back to d reception ground on a bike shouting n everybody present took to their heels. That was d end of d marriage.This happened in my area some years back, after d reception d groom was asking for d money they sprayed. d brides people were d ones dt pick d money n they refused to give it to him, he just went to d market bought 2 cutlasses well sharpened from back n front n went back to d reception ground on a bike shouting n everybody present took to their heels. That was d end of d marriage.

nawa o. That moment the cash sprayed@the reception is *20 of the total amount spent on the entire matrimonial process!! Smh and

still tryna gather mine....

Why is it that every time you talk of picture fest of lagos state, its always the island that's seen. What about the mainland. Or is island now called Lagos State?

Michellla:
get her a new glasses.

(directs cannon toward nairaland guests, it shoots with 'gboa')

no i just kidding!

Decker:
Lol. Dude you really cracked me up, for real. Very funny.

lol. No close eyes dey laff o.

just as usual anyday

Cos there was a coulda woulda shoulda, we will always love you. It remains the angel on whose shoulders you'l cry. He's no more. RIp

Legend!!

Ade: papa, papa (taps him from sleep)papa, nairabet just awarded you a contract


Johnny: (rubs eyes) ehn?


Ade: (enthusiastic) Its nairabet, we are rich!!! (smiles)


Johnny: (slaps him instanta) so you've been gambling and betting, despite al my.... (gives chase)

Ade: (ears chimes like christmas bells; runs out)

Gullibility is universal!!!


After seeing and hearing some 'come out from among them' cases, i cant but agree that nollywood is truly in scoan!

This year will probably be an anti-celeb year. See the trashy advice she's giving. She must have a seared conscience to say that.


And another is the bulk of ladies that would still streamline to this 'crap' and start using it!


Buhari caused this.

Decker:
(stands up from office desk) Listen and listen good. It's not normal for your boyfriend to cheat on you and it's not right for him to keep side chicks(emphasizes on succeeding words) while still dating you. That's not how a relationship is supposed to be.( puts hand in pocket)

What is your problem if I may ask?(gives her a Pascal Amanfo kinda look) How can you be with someone who( raises voice like a pastor) doesn't value you or treat you with respect, and worst of all, keeps side chicks that(frowns at her knowledge of this) you have knowledge of and who ridicule you, and you still claim you love him and can't do with him? Are you listening to yourself? (points to his skull and ear to depict passing his questions across)

It's your type that marry men who will physically abuse them and they will still be in the relationship. (squeezes a paper and targets the dustbin; its a perfect 3points)

Snap out of all this nonsense you think you are feeling.(says it directly to her face) Get the hell out of that thing you call a relationship, because you are only being used. Your so called boyfriend doesn't care about you, he doesn't love you(she begins to soliloquize) and he doesn't respect you.

There are other men out there. He isn't the only cure to your loneliness.(goes back to his seat) Leave that asshole and find someone who would love you and treat you like you mean something to him.(drops his pen and arranges what has already been arranged before, as she takes her leave)

Permit the modification

bxcode:
The funny thing is that most of these atheists know the truth but won't own up to it. I've read their history a lot and that's when I deciphered that it's actually not their fault and all they need is people that will constantly dialogue with them until God reveals himself to them.

yeah.

The accusing finger atheists are mostly around than those who gradually wear away from believing in God. They still have an iota that resist with vehemence, the stance they have against God. You're right!

Beginning to have 2nd thoughts on who the true looter was. Everytime abacha abacha.

What if they are technically lying on the dead man sef? A deadman cant give no account of anything.... Just saying