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I was once num 1 to Rehana(thats her name) e don tey, and tori don change equally.


Girl: Dave pls can you get me recharge card of 4h?

Me: (smile back and walk away without a word)

Say whatever you want, but his speech just showed that of a truth, the Antichrist/One world Govt exist and is going to happen.


Obama's speech..... Smh

In that yoruba lit book 'aseju baba asete' there's a pix of the king's friend where he put his finger to mouth and said


Oo mase o!!!


That's what's on my lips now!

The NPF are known for this

100% Advicing Nigerians

0% bringing the real criminals to book.

And if they are brought to book, the Judicial system ensures it rubbishes all their efforts as well.


NPF playing fada to us.


Experience them for a day and you'l want to fight them as you can.

The Op paid this band to play, thus the 'inspiration' of the title of this thread.

Exotic now have a new barbaric meaning.


Colorless ni Kolo toure ko!

The Op paid this band to give inspiration for the thread's title

Caracta:
The OP of course. Just a phone conversation and he opened a thread. If Oritsefemi now agrees to collaborate, that would definitely be front page news on all Newspapers. Onto wetin na? Someone suggested a diary...that would do him good.

The guy is getting annoying abeg. He was cool before but now...geez! #i must trend by force#

hehehehe i cant laugh again exactly what i was thinking you just said. (rereads op's write-up and burst up in pitiful laughter) smh.

Was about playing a connection card, seems i have to withdraw outrightly. Longest time.

Shambolic representation. To the extent a whole, a whole Presido dey use leggedes bemz in a foreign land. If a sniper spot him or car jam him or something happen, who will take the blame?


Is it also called excess when the necessary protocols are carried for the 'COMFORT OF THE PRESIDENT'


WRONG GATE AGAIN!!

and to cap it all up, the media have been so effectively used to do one task-Mask the truth from Nigerians either by twist or perfect lie!! What are we taken for-Mugu, mumu or what? Smh


(drops jotter;refuse to jot one or two things)

Caracta:
Strike a business deal with this guy at your own risk. Be ready to read your life history on Nairaland.

Such level of immaturity!

wait pls i wantu clarify who exactly you're referring to i hope its not what im thinking. Pls is it femi or Op?


(jots a thing or two)

Orji vs Odegbami.


Mathematical has the ability. Some other candidates are also looking@ luck as well.


But NFF havent come out to say 'we back you' that's a setback o.


I personally support Figo. He wants to reduce european participation@ the world cup and increase that of Africa and Asia, etc for even development of the game.

And the fingerpointing continues

Idrismusty97:
He is an arsenal fan, In preparation of Dagote takeover of the club. Maybe i will start watching soccer when Dagote eventually buys Arsenal.

Sai Arsernal
Sai Dagote

eheeeenn!! Im now getting the connection. Fephew. The word emirates...... Lemme stop here.


Dangote-Sanusi-Rufai-Kwakwanso...... Still counting. All are repping Arsenal.

Personally, i dont think there's anything to probe. Buh e no consign me.

Huh!! No not today Arnold. Commando Dead?? Ah.......(rushes out with speed)

Huh, multimillion club for Ini. A gift or an 'investment' from dark corners. I think i have to start believing Afeez and Idris' tori bout Ini. Not new sha

Elegantdiva:
not flog per say but her choice of words .. I cant g attend any wedding wifout her permission.. Frankly i hope to move out of the house once i get another job outside my state. am not yet 30 but am close to it. lastyr, my dad complned to my brother abt locking myself up in d room and he is woried how i intend to get married wen i dont go out.. All i need is help...i love my mum so much .i wouldnt want to hurt her but i can go on with did type of life.. My south African boy still complns dat i dont live up

i dont intend to suggest a camp divide, but it seems your dad's been thinking bout your future more than your mum. I suggest you make him your talk-pal(you can go about this well). With time, your dad would pick up the 'fight' to stop your mum from that act and she'l gradually drop hand. Do your parents use 'eye-language' to communicate with you when you were lil?

Because the FG isnt settling a practicala and livid example by continuity and maintenance of the sites under its power. Most Govt sites are non functional as i type.


The poster below me paid to watch this band to play

Yemi is all onto career for now. She loves experimenting with her hair though(puffpuff)



the poster below me paid to watch this band play....

Chika!!


Seriously i prefer this trend to the k-legged bends and pout trend by females in selfies

(jots a thing or two)

the poster below me paid to watch this band play

Me like this topic. But those that would make a case are sleeping.



At the bottom of this discourse lies the 'fear of what the future presents'

come october 1st, il resume my (jots a thing or two)

Afrok:
Haha.... more like Akmad the dead terrorist that set the bomb timer @ 3mins only for it to go off @ 3secs

hahaha Jeff Dunham used achmed to be really rich. Oyinbo peep dey try. Sitting to watch someone control a doll....? (imagining it in a naija setting) its not a idea atall. Lol.


I jst say may i hala you tonite.

Afrok:
My brother to Blow dey easy nah, just SET THE TIMER .
A patient dog eats the fattest bone... Op Wait for your time, and make sure u ar good at what u've chosen to do (music).

lol


Sikiru: Baba when i go take blow(sheds crocigator tears)


man: (dresses with an arafat scarf) you wantu blow? Fallow meh.


(15mins later)


sikiru: mama debola, iya bashiri, no be like this i wan blow(opens bomb jacket on his chest amidst tears)


the end


'hammer' fits it better than 'blow'

Eclipse time sha.... They must send Congo to the floor o.

tosyne2much:
Sadly, they are even lazy to undergo the stress of having to induce their experiences into typing yet they keep fighting for equality

that dream would soon become reality, very soon very soon

(dodges stone hurled@his head) see them?

tosyne2much:
If na guys thread now, experience go don yapa

Ladies are just unnecessarily being too secretive

go to any 'share experience' thread 99.999 of the contribution, well spiced and sematically typed, are by guys. To dey fall hand na nothing to them. We no fit call for strike sha. Lol

tosyne2much:
Since we (guys) are not allowed to share our experiences, lemme pitch my tent and observe

You go wait taya your snore go drown trailer noise. Some are just repeating the topic as their 'experience' smh

Exceller:
I can't forget that in a hurry.I was in SS1 then, on my way back from school one afternoon. I saw this pretty damsel walking in front of me with her friend I suspected..I quickly adjusted my posture and the way i walking to impress her....In my mind I was fantasying and admiring her beauty and thinking of all the crazy things I'll do to her .She too was flirting with me through eye contacts as we walked along and I was smiling,then she and her friend crossed to the other side of the road. So i kept watching them while walking backward and THEN THE UNIMAGINABLE HAPPENED...I fell into a gutter filled with all the watery garbage you can think off....Jeez! I couldn't even summon courage to stand up from the stinking piss I was upon and before I knew it, she rushed over with her friend and they both held me up and immediately got water nearby to help me clean up a little..Damn!! I told her point blank that she was the reason I fell. She smile and apologized..She told me her name "Love"and they just moved to our estate 3 weeks ago and that she sees me when am going to school that her house was two flats from mine and that they were going JAMB lesson...we became friends and she was given all the green light but in me, my interest died in that gutter..Fast forward two years later. She was still trying to gain admission while I was writing my jamb, so I took it upon myself to help her and she passed with flying colours and she did everything for me to date her but you know now......the interest no dey again o......She told me she fell for me since the day I fell inside the gutter...Damn!!!.

youre avoiding the story-if youre asked how you met..... That's a big one there


pastor: so how did you and amaka meet

you: (reminiscenes the gutter incidence)

Why wont i call it a witchhunt?

Its coincidence with the revealing of his kwaran atrocities for decades is the needed disguise. Thats why its still sensible to play safe.

Let them also witchunt aregbe, amaechi to this level and il agree its not 'witchunting'


kwarans should better pray it is total freedom and pray they dont enter a new one of bondage as well.

Such and eyesore.

See i cant even type correctly again.

Later some ladies would give that usual punchline

"Inasmuch my husband is comfortable with it, then what's your own?!"

endtime tinz