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 Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by daveP(m): 11:49am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Hmmm! Thank Goodness we arent using harshtags with #MrIfYouReachThere. We would have been weeping like widows from Constantinople if what im thinking when everyone was thinking happened. Wey Ivvy o |
| Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by daveP(m): 11:44am On Jun 29, 2015 |
MizMyColi:the "jots a thing or two" btw brackets. Im good. Howz the "holiday" a tan wont be bad in hawaii.  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:39am On Jun 29, 2015 |
charijee:(puts bucket right under her as kc and jojo's Tell me its real hitsong plays) that somebody is here and avoid never again oh. I didnt tell you? (drops briefcase)(hurriedly jots a thing or two) |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:36am On Jun 29, 2015 |
immortalvoices:sure. We no too dey carry mata like that for head. You go update us how minna take dey go sha. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:33am On Jun 29, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez:a loud disturbing generator |
| TV/Movies › Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by daveP(m): 1:31am On Jun 29, 2015*. Modified: 5:49pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Well well  FOR HOLLYWOOD: A) Only in hollywood, during a hostage situation where the hostage taker knows the every move of the fbi, cia and lapd join(calling him an aggrieved SEAL, marine, etc) He go sabi when dem try one tunnel wey lead to the building. Why the guy in question no go kukuma go the hq of the 3security bodies and reck havoc there? And alll are open to negotiations. B)only in hollywood, where a special camera the speed of a bullet in motion tracks the bullet as it flies past 3shops, two buses and one canopy before it hits target. C) during a road rash with the police, the guy in question always beats them and damages the police cars and zooms off with just one slight bash as evidence. D) the father is a scientist and died before completing his findings. Son grows up and ends his father's work with successes. Spiderman and godzilla nawa o E) spy groups under legal conditions in the country are always the triads network. As for NOLLYWOOD... 1) ghost making a call to tokunbo who is smiling at the other end of the phone and even sipping wine. Haba!! 2) Saidi balogun stabs the water thrice with the camera focussed on his bulgy, blood thirsty eyes atm, and suddenly the lady in the bathtub is dead, the water turns red! Why not show us where the stabbing was going? 3)where aki and pawpaw are the ronaldo and messi of their team, and they dribble and taller guys fall and they even do R2 for keeper and score(Last world cup film). Of course, all were done in slowmotion now! 5)Mr Ibu na mechanic and camera no go show what he is repairing, all we know is he tells the driver to start and that's all. lobatan 6) Ali Nuhu sings about love for 11mins+ and becomes cool the next scene in an hausa film 7)Every kidnap case is linked to a ritualist who knows one badoolee who in turn is connected to Kenneth Okonkwo, who is the assistant to the governor. The badolee is always Hanks Anuku! 8 ) the babe did a charm for the guy to love her and forgets about the "conditions" of the bablao's (brazilian pronunciation of babalawo) charm. 9) osuofia in london and suddenly many films with the suffix "in london" here and there. 10) these addresses are always at the beginning of alllll home videos- Idumota lagos, erm wait... Alagbado lagos, which one again sef. Na only idumota i dey hear pass sha 11) all dying old men die with a cough. Camera made mistake once when the widow still crieth and the "dead body" adjusted on the hospital bed. Which reminds me.... The hospital is any place, animal or thing inasmuch it has a drip stand and a dressed nurse and bed. Then a keyboardist, flutist plays a pitiful hopeful tune to make the viewer "adapt" make i retire 2 Likes 4 Shares |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:45am On Jun 29, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez:oh i see!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:19am On Jun 29, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez:(meets a figure in a flower designed pyjamas that resembles a karate suit walking slowly with arm stretched out full length. Goes closer to look well. Suprisingly, his eyes are closed?!? . Mehn)chai this roaming get lefu o (hurriedly jots a thing or two) |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:14am On Jun 29, 2015 |
immortalvoices: sup boss! How are ventures going. Hope you didnt miss the contest? |
| Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by daveP(m): 12:09am On Jun 29, 2015 |
naijaboiy: |
| Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by daveP(m): 12:01am On Jun 29, 2015 |
MizMyColi:  i miss this side of you sha. E swint! Gracias (your boy was down with mal, but came back up@ final) (dials her num. Drops again) oh! Time difference! That hawaii island vacation must be enjoyed. But incase youve forgotten this............ "(jots a thing or two)" its back again. To stay |
| Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by daveP(m): 11:53pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
dechandel:  te amor. No be smor (small) |
| Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by daveP(m): 11:49pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
ivyy:( |
| Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by daveP(m): 11:45pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Dygeasy:(sip wine from a tumbler. Pauses at the mention of "Mrs" and stands up and flexes muscles. Ready for a jackie-chanic display) tualz |
| Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by daveP(m): 11:42pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
ivyy:(peeps, narrows eyes at her) |
| Science/Technology › Re: Extreme Military Technology: Reason We Must Avoid World War III by daveP(m): 11:49pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
jossey94:DONT UNDERMINE AERIAL WARFARE. AFRICA ISNT SAFE. NIGCOMSAT IS..... THIS ISNT GROUND WARFARE. Borders arent much issues again, but Airspaces are! Look at the one the Isrealis use for any sort of missile that enters their airspace. Military learners still plenty o 11 Likes 3 Shares |
| Business › Re: Nigeria One Of The Fastest Growing Economy Globally – US by daveP(m): 11:37pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
geefasee:lol. Maybe its the niger repyblic theye always'd thout twas NGA they are referring. Even@ that theyl be superwrong |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:33pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez:(press a button and an elevator kinda door comes out of a slide in the ground and reinforces the culinary) |
| Politics › Re: 57 Great Fact About Earth You Dont Know by daveP(m): 11:25pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
XavierBlue:it must be. They cant dig a hole just for the fun of it and guiness record. |
| Politics › Re: 57 Great Fact About Earth You Dont Know by daveP(m): 2:43pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Mehn. That hole in russia. Always trying abstract stuff. Even in mathematics. |
| Business › Re: Nigeria One Of The Fastest Growing Economy Globally – US by daveP(m): 2:33pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Dont be so much an ignoramus. The naira to dollar ratio cries otherwise. They want to "alleviate" our fears. Fallacious attempt. Grow ko. Stunt down ni!! 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Some Insane Military Training Around The World. by daveP(m): 2:14pm On Jun 24, 2015*. Modified: 5:31pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
TheObserver:I've fallen for the bolded before. Not again. These training are extremely beyond defending a country. They are mentally preparing them for the Grand war in the plain of Megiddo!! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Some Insane Military Training Around The World. by daveP(m): 2:07pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
olayinkarotex:ALL THOSE IGNORANTLY INTERESTED IN JOIN NIGERIAN ARMY, ETC SHOULD WAKE UP. (Mimic helen paul's voice) i want to join army, i want to join navy, i wantu join..... I pity all of una. Our military are tough, but not as tough. Which mean when bringing into comparism, they are "nowhere to close to being found" be the human/civilian you love to be. |
| Politics › Re: Unpaid Salaries: Serving Osun Judge Calls For Aregbesola’s Impeachment by daveP(m): 10:19am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Something that supposed to have been done earlier than now. Obviously, these judges dont have full interest of the masses at heart. Shock the world joor and the rascaI |
| Crime › Re: Bank Robbery Ongoing At Ikorodu by daveP(m): 10:14am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Observation: a new tenure has just assumed office 3rd or is it 4th robbery in broad daylight. Motive: Political proof: security operatives arrive scene of robbery late and blame traffic, then begin a bottomless pit kinda investigation. |
| Politics › Re: Senator Enyinnaya Abaribe Tells Journalist To 'shut Up' On Live Radio by daveP(m): 10:10am On Jun 24, 2015 |
INTROVERT:Im forced to recognize! how do you do it? The semi-omnipresence on here? An interview wont be bad |
| Education › Re: Lady Kofo-ademola 1st Black Woman To Receive A Degree From Oxford University:pic by daveP(m): 10:06am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Hmmm  this was way back, but who else notices the trend of Africans, mostly Nigerians, getting global recognition in almost all aspects of human endeavour? This isnt just happening. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke And Husband Meet David Beckham At Queen Of England's Palace by daveP(m): 11:33pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
(whistles like Pascal Amanfo and exclaims) My oh my!! |
| Education › Re: 5 Kinds Of Student I Don't Like As Rooomate by daveP(m): 11:27pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
teekay213:my roomie we dey kampe. Na just a collection from my lodgemates 1 Like |
| Education › Re: 5 Kinds Of Student I Don't Like As Rooomate by daveP(m): 11:20pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
The type that brings visitors(both male and female) without telling you/unnanounced. That moment they begin dey form familiarity. Those ones wey sabi use pot cook for babe, but no sabi cleanup. Disgusting. That one that in the middle of the night just screams out of his sleep shouting "nooooo wayyy!! And stands up and begin to pray with vigorfulity! Scary and unsettling. The ones that when sleeping will place their leg on your head and mouth......a belt comes in handy the one that does extracool when you wanna sleep. 12 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Three Upcoming Naija Musicians That Will NEVER Blow (see Photo) by daveP(m): 12:27pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
KingTom:lol. They never "blow" thats why. |
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