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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:02pm On Jun 12, 2015
redgem:
Morning oh!!! Happy weekend to you too
(clears throat) hmm finally finally. Since 2013! cheesy lemme not talk.... Guess youre good.
Family › Re: checkout Some hilarious Childhood Rumours That Went Viral/Worldwide by daveP(m): 9:39am On Jun 12, 2015
KingTom:
The one wey pain me pass na when dem say any time we see lightening say na God wan snap us, make we stand there. When Thunder fire Bankole one certain time na there we get sense by force grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


i just show muazu for school, hin dey rotflmao grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:19am On Jun 12, 2015
JigsawKillah:
my strategies have been designed and I'd be using a hit-and-run scheme. it is 100% safe too.

@bolded who say I dey go Boulevard De Parcs? But I can deliver your message tho
chai u wan use danfo driver strategem? grin cold go catch u for night o.

I say you heading in that direction so i jst had to drop the message with you.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:29am On Jun 12, 2015
JigsawKillah:
lol
the war go big sha
a certain terrorist named Lagunna1 is also on the race but I can handle him, bar for bar
just help me hand Logodwhiz first, book for book
hmm

what's the scope of your strategem and the perimeter youl use to combat the "terrorist"

he loves RpG's. Also heard you love daggers and are "accurate" at flinging them. Im sure youll hit and dive away before the rpg reaches target. Dont be a burnaboy that keeps saying "they, they they.... They gat me burned" grin tomorrow now.

And if you see sexysapphire at boulevard de Parcs, tell her i need see her urgently.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:14am On Jun 12, 2015
JigsawKillah:
LOL
wait
make Iphone7 come out first grin grin grin
issokay na u tok am

but since deal no equal deal

mata no equal mata

then e mean say yawa go big pass gas o=yawa don gas

when time comes. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:48am On Jun 12, 2015
JigsawKillah:
na u be her man na
na ur duty be that grin grin
i no say i no be, i jst ask make u "dash" her ni.... Lol
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:40am On Jun 12, 2015
JigsawKillah:
definitely back
na some guys o
imagine Logodwhiz wanted to buy my Lanicky Iphone7? as if I don't have my own money
shey u dey my back na? in case yawa gas
just buy Trypa Iphone5 and we would stand with you on this mata
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:20am On Jun 12, 2015
JigsawKillah:
hello all


those I am yet to meet and all

Lanic.ky baby, is Iphone7 out yet? alert me lemme buy it for you
Logod.whiz I hear say you wan put your leg for the same trouser with me, stay away from my wives oo
Kelving.raphics my only loyal boy wey nor wan loyal. I done tell you say if you nor loyal, you go suffer. anyways. I get something to ask you later sha
toni.ro my oga patapata!!! I greet you o
g.grin baba, I salute you
red.gem nah, I like the blue ones grin grin
immortal.voices I see you Boss
dre1.1 Oga o
Dave how your wife na? wetin be her name again?
Mz Laurel smiley smiley
Lagu.nna1 so you wan follow me drag my wife? we'll slug it out in a battle doc grin grin I watched Prep vs Saga. very tight man. got more?

who else?
welcome to new day y'all
Good morning and happy weekend
TGIF
Trypa!! Jig jIgs. Definitely back. Who dey drag wif you kwo? shocked dont let them drag you away again o...
Romance › Re: Angry Friend Takes To Facebook To Name & Shame A Guy Who Ditched Her by daveP(m): 12:16am On Jun 12, 2015
That guy look like a fella that ate with clarified gusto, see the angle of his eyes? I cant calculate the eccentricity and the latus rectum of his supposed trickery.


Then to the lady, for thinking fbk with be a cannonball/SA-Missile to the guys image- epic failure! Hightower of immaturity and uncalled for. Someone told me a girl overlooks a guy's bad habits after a date is succesful. This comfirms that premise. Cant help lafta@nanny though grin grin
Politics › Re: My Administration Has Performed Very Well – Aregbesola by daveP(m): 12:00am On Jun 12, 2015
Dollyak:
I hate this man. Fvcking kunt that needs his stupid face smashed in. But hey, why bother when I am not affected? Average person in osun and Nigeria generally are too fecking stupid. This should serve as a big lesson to those who vote base on emotions.
lol

see what he terms "Performed well" and it makes one wonder what other governors elected would also see as "perform well"

the more reason very tough questions and more proof than mere promise when these thieves come campaign in our places.

7months salary and it is performed well.

Some bools(substitute 'b' with 'f') dont know what true democracy is. They jst put on agbada and gbam-Gofunor don land. Shameful rascal. Smart thief

free edu so that parents wouldnt complain about salaries. Seems he had planned his jagaban's idea and executed it perfectly well.

Im not there, but those there loath him and some are beginning to prefer Oyinlola's tenure to this rubbish.

Seems the market women need weekly lectures on how to spot a monger of evil next time.
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Interview (day 2) by daveP(m): 7:28pm On Jun 11, 2015
@Jarizod..


Concerning the e-fight solution, obvious that its not an easy task, what would you do if you were dragged into one provocatively?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Chad:AFCON Qualifier (2 - 0) On 13th June 2015 by daveP(m): 11:09pm On Jun 09, 2015
Another boring 90mins. Im stuck with the younger guys and ladies for now. Let them score more than 20goals in 6matches, them il be convince they arent "struggling" under anaconda's grip.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: Women's World Cup (0 - 2) On 13th June 2015 by daveP(m): 11:06pm On Jun 09, 2015
Good timing, i can watch it in btw nite classes!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:26pm On Jun 09, 2015
lanicky:
Good morning farm...opps! Family rather (heck! Everything has an abbreviation now) tongue grin

Bro Jef.freyJamez
Im.mortalvoices
Sis Che.riepet
dav.eP
Log.oDWhiz
dre.11
Sis cha.rijee
Kelving.raphics
Dad Lagun.na1
ggri.n
chim.erase2
Tryp.a
Adao.bi12
Alien.Star
Jigsaw.Killah
Princes.schi
Sexymo.ma
Nickyme.zor
Kin.gTom
Kin.glekan
JAY.EFF
Mz.Laurel
loo.mer

Nd...you! Yes you. tongue
Do have a nice day. smiley
winkwink same ere Electra
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 2:19pm On Jun 09, 2015
uzolexis:
Thanks kiss
*cake coming soon for everyone on this thread * grin
cheesy if not..... (takes a hearty slice, they "oooohw"@ him) shocked (shrugs en bounces out swageficiently, munching graciously

KelvinGraphics:
Uzolexis na my sweetheart na. If i no hear her voice na who own i wan come here.
Bro i no watch ooo. I was busy mehn.
Hwfa?
Lol, superzee? Ordega? Courtney? Or Desire on Fire? wink

mehn you missssed!! I dey o. Na here my camp tent be o
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 12:08am On Jun 09, 2015
Wow. What a match. Goodnight guys. Friday is a must.....

smiley Gracias!!
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 12:05am On Jun 09, 2015
KelvinGraphics:
Wow!
I almost missed out.
Happy birthday sweetheart. May u live long to witness more of ur future birthdays.
Cheerz.
chai. How you take hear her voice shap shap. You watch match sef? grin
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 12:01am On Jun 09, 2015
ozijay:
THE COACH IS JUST ANOTHER STEPHEN KESHI IN THE MAKING.....
HE HAS NO TECHNICAL SKILLS.... INSTEAD OF THINKING AND MAKING BRILLIANT SUBS HE RELIED ON SHOUTING OUT LOUD AT THE GIRLS FOR NO GOOD REASON THAT I HAVE TO TURN DOWN THE VOLUME ON MY PC SPEAKERS BECAUSE OBVIOUS HE WAS SO NOISY.
i no go lie, but that oshola goal na hin shout make am work o.

Okobi was about switch to the next wing with an aerial pass and jst dey he shouted "throw and front, throw am front"

she turned and gave that pass and her run met it and gbam!!

Not like i love the shouts, but i think its been +ve for them since days of Mercy Akide. grin
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 11:52pm On Jun 08, 2015
Chestar5:
and also the swedes ladies are taller and were very good at long balls but their goals to me were sheer luck and due to little mistakes our defense line made.
total luck. Their 3goals ratings cant even come close to half the ratings, what im i even saying.... To 1/4 of our last two goals. The defence may grow if that bowing-headed coach fix it up. We have 4days to do so smiley
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 11:46pm On Jun 08, 2015
uzolexis:
Broad smile esp. Since its my bday 2day grin grin
wow you don mean it. Just finished a bday for my bestie a few hours before the match! Happy birthday to you. grin smiley

LLNP! Cheers

(holds a glass and calls out to everyone "in" the "Thread"wink

Me: To Lexis

All: (raise their glasses and chorus in unison) To Lexis!! (glasses clash) smiley
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 11:42pm On Jun 08, 2015
ginnyweasel:
True, but its ordega on the left.. Okobi played the '8' role
that's oshoala's role. Ordega switche 4times during the counter. I like her switches. But she got tired and the noisy fans spiked alot too. I think Okobi should start second half matches.
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 11:35pm On Jun 08, 2015
Chestar5:
My phone fell down and scatter when i want to celebrate goal, i just pack am well naw8) Aniway good game still, but seriousli i felt dede was not in the match sef. She fall hand die if not sweden for hear am grin
sure. We need to thank that midfield for ensuring the swedes were always on the backfoot. Infact they are overhyped to me. Very overhype. And that their coach and her hairstyle(never changed).... Its luck that whenever they planned attack, it was from their half, giving the defence and the midfield(very swift response) to recover. This formation should be used against the Aussies.
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 11:32pm On Jun 08, 2015
adeaks:
The funniest part was immediately after the game. The Sweden coach approached our technical area to give the obligatory handshake. She had to stand watching and waiting for some seconds while our coach was still hitting his head on the ground before he rose up to shake her. It was funny as hell. grin

I wonder what must have been ging through her mind at that moment. undecided
nawa o. I didnt finish the match. Gen went off at 78min. That hilarious and he should lay less emphasis on his bowing downs and more on marshalling that defence.

Ref blow penalty-Bow down

Oshoala score-bow down

Freekick rebounds-bow down down down.

Coachito!!!
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m):
CFCfan:
That is not a surprise. She had 2 assists and scored a well taken goal.

Give it up for Ngozi "Iniesta" Okobi.
iNi wetin? grin lol

seems Dike has influenced her with the headband brands.

Did you notice that if Opara had reacted negatively to the own goal, the drive wouldnt have been so hard this night? Big Girl.

@Oparanozie, I know youre a Nlder. If you see this just smile and know we love you.

Aussies go chopam o. From what i saw tonight!
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 11:19pm On Jun 08, 2015
safarigirl:
Well....good to be off a ban. grin

Hopefully the Flying Eagles will tap into this anointing by Thursday and dispatch the Germans smiley
chai. No wonder. I noticed its unusual for you not to be around such a cracker. SF and FE #tuale.
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 11:13pm On Jun 08, 2015
ginnyweasel:
Thrilling game by the girls.

The lady playing on the right side of the defence (ohale) and the coach are the weakpoint of this team.

Dike should have come in for the inefficient defensive midfielder, so oshoala can play through the middle, with okobi controlling the central midfield.

Great game though
oshoala's pace is too much for a middle role. That wing she must play till we see KO stages. Desire can take the centre and feed. Okobi can stay to her left. Oshoala's pace alone cause the needed hype tonight
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 11:11pm On Jun 08, 2015
ginnyweasel:
Thrilling game by the girls.

The lady playing on the right side of the defence (ohale) and the coach are the weakpoint of this team.

Dike should have come in for the inefficient defensive midfielder, so oshoala can play through the middle, with okobi controlling the central midfield.

Great game though
oshoala's pace is too much for a middle role. That wing she must play till we see KO stages. Desire can take the centre and feed. Okobi can stay to her left. Oshoala's pace alone cause the needed hype tonight
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 11:09pm On Jun 08, 2015
uzolexis:
Yeah the girls have really tried. I just can't wait 4 d game 2 end...my hrt is in my throat now
its over, i think the formattion makes sense. Just some defence composure and defence ball control. I think we would qualify. Im impressed they showed the never say die spirit(something SE lacks truthfully). Well (shifts her heart back to its rightful place) you can smile now!!!
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 10:48pm On Jun 08, 2015
uzolexis:
Finally....d game can end now with this scoreline 3-3
lol you must have been standing hands akimbo!

I even wanted the coach to remove her@70th min. But he shouldnt try this in our next match ataalll smiley

Loving Oshoala.

Swedes should be ashamed they couldnt get a clean goal
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 10:24pm On Jun 08, 2015
This defence must learn to set offside haba
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 10:20pm On Jun 08, 2015
Nawa o. But our girls are doing fine to me. That num 5 cudave set an offside trap...
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by daveP(m): 10:13pm On Jun 08, 2015
Nice composure@ Oshoala

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