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Education › Re: double edge by daveP(m): 1:04am On Jun 20, 2015
@dewise and foolscap both on the paper that's where the irony is. Yeah its a product name@dewise, but tell me this wont catch your attention on a day you're thinking deeply, making you laugh.
Music/Radio › Re: Listen To One Of My Songs Guys by daveP(m): 12:51am On Jun 20, 2015
KingTom:
I was alive when this happened grin grin
say that when he wins a hhwa award-soon
Forum Games › Re: Genius: Calculate The Number Of Triangles In This Picture by daveP(m): 12:43am On Jun 20, 2015
ademega:
Can you calculate the number of triangles in the given picture?
22

after counting smaller ones inside you counting the bigger one again inclusive. That gives 22!
Culture › Re: 10 Common Misconceptions About Ibadan. by daveP(m): 12:35am On Jun 20, 2015
Chai the BR city!!!

All true though
Celebrities › Re: See What Hard Work Has Done For Comedian AY. by daveP(m): 12:17am On Jun 20, 2015
Judeoxide:
Lol omoh see baggy shirt and trousers now..but which kind dressing be that now...thank God for him sha..AY no to funny ohh I think what boosted him was and still is his creativity...he sure knows how to he sure knows how to hammer the nail on the right spot
that was what was in Vogue grin then. In 20 yrs from now, our present fashion trends would look archaic to the generation and we would keep saying "mehn than was the latest".....


AY.... Truly hardworking! Beautiful wifey
Travel › Re: Captain Hadiza Lantana Oboh, Nigeria Airways’ First & Only Female Pilot by daveP(m): 11:08pm On Jun 19, 2015
Uncle Ladi told me they lectures upcoming cadets these investigation stories @ the police academy, etc. But its shocking that they more the stories iare being told, the more the police force deteriorates.


Seems the Force needs more than just simple recruitments and man o war training sessions. Intelligence is among the archive files in the NPF.
Hadiza Hadiza, RIP.
Events › Re: Girl Celebrate Birthday In A Weird Way, Allows Well Wishers Play With Privates by daveP(m): 4:27pm On Jun 18, 2015
I miss the "EndTimeTinz" Crew. Half of them deactivated, the other half are still missing... undecided sad
Events › Re: Beautiful Pre wedding And wedding Photoshoot Ideas To Copy. by daveP(m): 4:21pm On Jun 18, 2015
Adaobi12:
I don't know when, can you help me out.
hmm, smart response. Since im nt popc or family-head, or even brother..... From the look of things......









I cant say tongue
Events › Re: Beautiful Pre wedding And wedding Photoshoot Ideas To Copy. by daveP(m): 12:35pm On Jun 18, 2015
(orders a grand salute from some corporals in formation) Sile12!!


(they salute)
Events › Re: Beautiful Pre wedding And wedding Photoshoot Ideas To Copy. by daveP(m): 12:27pm On Jun 18, 2015
Adaobi12:
I love the fourteenth pic. so romantic.
Ahem. How many years left to steal it?

AfricanApple:
I so much love the man +woman= love
(smooches beard) hmmm
Entertainment › Re: Shine Begho: “I Left Cool FM For Telling Me To Choose Between My Job & Husband" by daveP(m): 12:14pm On Jun 18, 2015
Cool fm aint cool i can see.


The chocolate royale connection keeps digging alot of dirt. Someone definitely is going down
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Wore It Better? by daveP(m): 12:58am On Jun 17, 2015
JigsawKillah:
relax boss
mean ko median ni grin grin grin
nawa sha.
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Wore It Better? by daveP(m): 12:32am On Jun 17, 2015
JigsawKillah:
@bolded
e never finish?
you wan indirectly turn politician sha
chai. U jst mean me tonight sha. grin cry
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Regretted Not Toasting A Lady ? Share Your Experiences by daveP(m): 12:30am On Jun 17, 2015
Erm


it began once day after resumption, we met in the laboratory and she began "greening". I saw the light and "greened" back. She is an exact of Stephanie Okereke.




Erm







fast fwd- she's leaving for ghana to start uni there afresh, and she told me this night, smiling. Gave me a hug i never got since that lab meet, i was robotic in response sha, forced a smile.....



N:b- believe if you want to!
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Wore It Better? by daveP(m): 12:07am On Jun 17, 2015
JigsawKillah:
your leg too big
we nor fit dey the same shoes
why I go quote you using the ??
lol@too big. I no know o. But il go with the girl
Politics › Re: Secondary School Students Arrested For Cultism Pictured With Gov Okorocha by daveP(m): 12:05am On Jun 17, 2015
Asif he isnt involved himself. And that axe should be stored in a bag now. Wonder if some stations really have eye-worthy evidence room sef.
Crime › Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals by daveP(m): 11:57pm On Jun 16, 2015
AKMoney1:
Op abeg how do I procure a visa for two to Netherlands? wink
grin grin

cc: Lalasticlala, this one though!
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Wore It Better? by daveP(m): 11:53pm On Jun 16, 2015
JigsawKillah:
why Davep no fit just say

"e fit the mop pass the girl" or "e fit the girl pass the mop"huh
you too like stress
ur


starshyne, e fit the mop pass the girl. we all know how the girl would look without the makeups but the mop is natural
you for just quote me and use the " huh" emoticon. Seems we are now same shoes sha


grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Xenophobia: Nigeria Union Reports New Attacks In South Africa by daveP(m): 11:49pm On Jun 16, 2015
kekakuz:
what has the daura Messiah gone to do in southafrica
he went with a keg labelled "water" but petrol was actually the content!!
Politics › Re: Why Is Buhari Disgracing This Country Where Ever He Goes? Pix by daveP(m): 6:04pm On Jun 16, 2015
INTROVERT:
Most of y'all forget that he is a HUMAN BEING also. angry
we didnt forget, just that these are lil things protocol could take care of without battling an eye. The fact that they couldnt spot it, as lil as it is, gives the impression that foreign eyes are more on our presido than those around him-Hmm........ Well for one the title of the OP sha...
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Reads Nairalanders' 'Abusive' Comments & Laughs Over It(Snapshot) by daveP(m): 6:00pm On Jun 16, 2015
(in Pascal Amanfo's surprise-accent) My oh my!!!

Slaughterhouse??
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Wore It Better? by daveP(m): 5:50pm On Jun 16, 2015
Uniformity is with the mop than with her.


Variety is with her than with the mop


Similarity is more Mop-inspired than wit her.


That is toh say.....she created dope outa mope grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigerians Reaction To The 9billion Naira Wardrobe Allowance On Twitter by daveP(m):
MizMyColi:
If Buhari does not stop this, that thirty percent I gave him will reduce to -30%

Impunity just got new sets of clothes from its master corruption.
God, this is provoking!
ah yours is even 30!??

They shouted for change and got shortchanged.


Tighten those sleeves, i think a true test of y/our patience is rolling towards us!

For now, the atmosphere from the top remains practically "Unsettled"
Politics › Re: Buhari Tells Nigerians In South Africa To Respect Themselves by daveP(m): 3:32pm On Jun 16, 2015
Even though they are@ fault, there was no need to make it obvious thru this talk. Makes it look like they were the cause of the attacks which doesnt boil down well. Better he consults before talking.
Sports › Re: Super Falcons of Nigeria Thread: 2015 Women's World Cup by daveP(m): 1:07am On Jun 16, 2015
terzurum5:
Okon Tips Falcons for Q’ final.
Edwin Okon
CANADA 2015
Head coach of Nigeria's Women's national team, Edwin Okon insists Friday's 0-2 loss to Australia does not spell the end for his side at the 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup in Canada.
A well taken brace from Kyah Simon condemned the Super Falcons to their first defeat of the tournament at the Winnipeg Stadium, Winnipeg.
Okon however believes his charges can turn things around by recording a stunning upset over highly-ranked United States in their third and final preliminary game.
"I thought it was a very good match. I congratulate the winners, Australia.
"We have to get back out and score goals.
"We must qualify. Nigeria must qualify to the next round. So we must get back to the form we had against Sweden," Okon was quoted as saying on www.fifa.com.
Nigeria have never beaten the US Women's Soccer Team in a competitive game at senior level.
Meanwhile, the Super Falcons have arrived Vancouver with great expectation of picking the maximum points when they confront former world champions USA in their last group phase match on Tuesday.
The African Champions arrived Saturday aboard a chartered aircraft about 11am Vancouver time, which is 7pm Nigerian time. They then had 30 minutes drive from the airport to their Coast Coal Harbour Hotel, the same hotel where the U.S. team is lodged.
On arrival, the coaches told the girls that they have no option other than to pick all three points to stand a chance of qualifying from the group.
"Let's put the defeat against Australia behind us and be focused on picking the maximum points against USA. We can do it only if we believe. This is our last chance of qualifying from the group and we have to make it count," Okon said.
Later in the day, the team had a light training from 4:30 to 5:30 pm and will train twice on Sunday as they add finishing touches to their tactics for the game against the United States.
www.thisdaylive.com/articles/okon-tips-falcons-for-q-final/212051/
This man is so so funny. Abeg who supposed to be doing the tipping. Analysts, ex-footballers, legends in the game? Instead of him to do his technical input and leave the tipping, he decides to jump canoe.


And i can bet with anyone that this coach has bowed more times that the num of substitutes in total in our group games. Seems he came to Canada to bow down and OUT. MISPLACED PRIORITIES.
Politics › Re: Detailed Account Of Dele Giwa's Death by daveP(m): 7:21pm On Jun 15, 2015
"Excited about the title of the parcel, he placed it on his laps and continued with his meal of akara and pap, while his friend awaited him in the sitting room.

Gbooaah!!

Off went the parcel and his legs were in a burnt state, so was his stomach and his face from the impact. Had he placed the parcel elsewhere, the world of Journalism in Nigeria would have been top-notch, transparent than it presently is"-- Anonymous, but highly reliable source.
Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by daveP(m): 12:30pm On Jun 15, 2015
D9ty7:
dave.P?
D9ty!! grin

that moment when gareth bale brightened Wales' chance of qualification. I share that kind of moment wif him thus d ^^ dram.......

Education › Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by daveP(m): 12:20pm On Jun 15, 2015
I'm i the only person that doesnt believe the OP didnt watch the full match and even witness Pique cut the goalnet?

Tosyne2much!! Ahem

Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by daveP(m): 12:05pm On Jun 15, 2015
D9ty7:
That's it bro.
But retirement ke? I am not retiring yet, how old am I? Moreover, this is one thing I enjoy doing and my life, joy and happiness revolves round pen and paper. Nairaland was in existence before I joined as a writer, when I leave, Nairaland go still remain. Soldier come soldier go, barrack remain.
Who knows maybe I am going into being a published writer? Hardcopy.
(walks out of strategic peeping zone. Approaches the stage and claps twice, the wall on the stage moves and spins slowly to reveal An Orchestra Band all in sky blue regalia with a touch of yellow. He takes the wand and the band chants Handel's famous "Halleluyah" Chorus in unified vibrancy) Finally!!!
Travel › Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by daveP(m): 11:56am On Jun 15, 2015
TochiPhotos:
"One of my best moments this year was when someone complimented my intelligence. We had finished talking about something, she was surprised at how intelligent the conversation was and told me she never knew I had something upstairs.
That's one misconception people always have about me, when they see me, they assume all I have to offer is a fine face and nothing else, I feel bad about that and I try as much as possible to prove them wrong. I'm a hardworking guy and I would want to be remembered for my work and achievements not just as that 'fine boy'."
(smooches beard, looks@ his post, then places an asterisk on "him"winksoon. Very soon!!
Family › Re: checkout Some hilarious Childhood Rumours That Went Viral/Worldwide by daveP(m): 2:08pm On Jun 12, 2015
KingTom:
Tell am say make e no roll o grin
lol Bankole try o. Flashback go fulenty. Wey d film for that divine photography concept? grin

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