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Sports › Re: My Top-7 Aggressive Footballers by daveP(m): 1:13am On Jun 23, 2015
Il pick balotelli over suarez anyday. But surest- the General's position is perfect!! I think a league by league list would have been better.
Politics › Re: Obiano Plans To Build Millionaires City by daveP(m): 12:58am On Jun 23, 2015
To me o, that of enugu looks more realistic than this one im seeing. Where will the cash to sustain this big project come from. Lagos is still using tolls to generate and its not even enough.

Seriously i think pyschologists, therapists should be attached to some governors to check the "overzealousness" they exhibit when they are new to office.


Even Ben Carson that wrote "Think Big" started from somewhere and dedicated hours to achieving what he models as to our world.

He can prove us wrong, however. But im watching and remain on #TeamThomas for now. Join the team when its obvious o
Celebrities › Re: Friends, Now Enemies: Genevieve & Kate Henshaw; Linda Ikeji & Stella Dimoko by daveP(m): 12:48pm On Jun 22, 2015
That trading insults on each others blog respectively shows they are both childish(money fame or not).


And besides, that Genny-Henshaw own is so so the biggest in the industry(not even fiberesima's own reach) as far as im concerned. And i personally know na man cause am. Genny@fault here.

Even Psquare that tried to make settle by making them sit@ same table didnt yield result. Its to much that Genny keeps getting more lowkey tinz. And i wonder what is pulling our Julia roberts down!
Celebrities › Re: Three Upcoming Naija Musicians That Will NEVER Blow (see Photo) by daveP(m): 12:39pm On Jun 22, 2015
Wickid!! grin grin (dials kingtom) grin
Celebrities › Re: Eddie Murphy's Queen In Coming To America Is 50 - See What She Looks Like Now by daveP(m): 12:36pm On Jun 22, 2015
cescky:
Wow

More beautiful than many teenagers

These americans never age!

Time to renounce 50 as being old age....its a naija mentality
la sayeth my mind!

But weather dey too o. Complexion didnt change, neither did the smile.

Education › Re: Top Ten Toughest Universitiy To Gain Admission In Nigeria by daveP(m): 12:32pm On Jun 22, 2015
Qualification for that post-utme alone is frustrating.
This list is very correct!

Cc: lalasticlala
Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Threatens To Release Ex-gf's Nudes On Twitter by daveP(m): 12:24pm On Jun 22, 2015
ShakurM:
Is that her real mum? angry
la question la good.

I trust yoruba mothers, that pestle in the kitchen or a sharp slap worth 100decibels would help
Celebrities › Re: Odianosen Okojie: How I Met My Wife, Mercy Johnson & Why I Don’t Watch Her Movie by daveP(m): 11:59am On Jun 22, 2015
Cute couple, they're gradually resembling each other.


But the reason the oga gave for not watching her movies is a white lie. Just say you dont wana see the things she's doing on set. She even buttressed it by saying she's "adjusting" he will soon start watching.

If i wana agree with his "lie" then maheeda's husband and mercy's are in the same shoes. I'm Happy Mercy is happy sha
Celebrities › Re: 50cent Signs Rotimi, Us-Born Nigerian Singer To G-unit by daveP(m): 11:47am On Jun 22, 2015
vimi:
Go and make nigeria proud out there grin

#TeamGreenWhiteGreen

meanwhile why iis 50cent standing like that huh
very few of them even know the colors of our flag talkless of the country. And he is repping us yet, until we hear him. He might just take Wale's stance which was shocking! Watch out
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari' Official Portrait Changed Because Of The Expensive Wrist Watch? by daveP(m): 11:38am On Jun 22, 2015
That watch was truly distracting to the populace cos of its cost. The new pix is more okay which mean it was so so planned very well to look that way by the fellows in charge.


"Generally" speaking, you need smartness when causing a distraction for an earlier one"

dun worry, we go soon taya
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by daveP(m): 11:21am On Jun 22, 2015
dechandel:
Some peeps don turn into Baby Lion now grin
When they win, they will transform into Lion King lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
just tell them..


Eeeee eee ee ee ee no wayyyy

there is no way there is no way wimoweh...


LTNSEE
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by daveP(m): 11:14am On Jun 22, 2015
adeh39:
Dear wink

Please vote for them, especially Scentmarlcwink

Abegi..... Na beg I dey beg youcheesy


#TEAM SCENT
hmmm

(smooches beard)..... I rem you. The ladies' edition right?
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by daveP(m): 11:12am On Jun 22, 2015
Nawa o. Singular votes isnt tactical an approach. Well... (shrugs)
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by daveP(m): 11:10am On Jun 22, 2015
I just saw a willow smith replicant among the contestants.

Goodluck to the "golden by the dozen" contestants.
Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by daveP(m): 11:49pm On Jun 21, 2015
Princeparix:
lolz. Their are people like me who doesn't know that Damon Salvatore killed his nephew Zach in Vampire Diaries season 1 but we found out in season 3, so u could be a brother and see us through grin
but ahem.... You would know why scofield and co were after their mum if you didnt watch sea1.

Same for 24, Person of Interest, DarkAngel and even Alias. Besides not all brothers EXPLAIN WELL

grin

bottomline: goan watch SE1!! grin
Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by daveP(m): 3:43pm On Jun 21, 2015
Princeparix:
yes make Una just pass us the thread's summarized hand book coz Una no kukuma d expect us to read that encyclopedia Una d call page.
if una want continuity, season two and season 3, u mustu watch this season 1. Cos by the time you go get to one "part" in se3, you go dey "wonder wonder" wetin hapun.


You call this one encyclopaedia? Ask marieolae (winks)


so go thru it
Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by daveP(m): 1:30am On Jun 21, 2015
harlos:
No, she must not or else....
(Forcefully withdrew self from bouncers)
What are u trying to do ?
(bouncers release him as they sight her...)
elantraceey:
Waka go where?
check the last one. I been think say you wan go imprison the sleep wey dey add to ya beauty. Chai. Make i kukuma see.....
Politics › Re: Akpabio, Udom, Mbang Meet With Obasanjo by daveP(m): 1:27am On Jun 21, 2015
The relevance persists and its tested and approved.


Pls someone should check the reason(s) the last 11 visitors to OBJ gave. Do you see any oddity?

Those reasons were too simple for one to travel all the way down, no matter how confidential. They are coming for more than meets the eye jare. Pay homage ko!

Of a truth, Nigerians are wiser. The press seems to be getting dumba
Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by daveP(m): 1:20am On Jun 21, 2015
harlos:
Action grin grin

Not this teeth spread action o undecided
grin grin grin
lol, she don waka. grin (stops smiling abruptly and clicks fingers. Two stout looking bouncers come to escort him out honourably grin)

you neva pay for movie
Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by daveP(m): 1:12am On Jun 21, 2015
harlos:
I don buy popcorn cos of you na undecided
Storm must not carry anything o
grin grin
Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by daveP(m): 1:10am On Jun 21, 2015
elantraceey:
You nor dey try ooo


We plenty for here but Na only you dey see the storm undecided
lufe lufey, e be like say u nefa understand, wetin just sele, na proof say you strong pass Xmen's storm. You jst yan and naso everywhere go "feeeeee" the juju u dey use no get second. E be like sun wey moon dey respect from faaaaaaarrr. Why i no go adore you? Shey na your tonch, or na d way una dey waka?(chai efifi demi koti forimi mba), or make my padis dey yan how u dey make dem dey craz dey slap me incase i dey manage "investment"?

Make i tell you now,(shudders) or you no wan hearam? Chai she how she dey smile. Chai chai chai, wetin be dat tin wey nepa dey give make bulb dey shine. Shey na tricity? Yes, abi na....? Chidi don tell me before but e don waka my head(scratches head)....... Ehen
Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by daveP(m): 12:59am On Jun 21, 2015
harlos:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin




(turns back as storm AUTOMATICALLY SUBSIDES)
Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by daveP(m): 12:54am On Jun 21, 2015
elantraceey:
grin grin


I sure say that bad belle nor go pass agapecharis grin grin


I don reconnect am back , oya kontinu cheesy
okay.... (test mic and suddenly a power surge occurs, a strong storm wind fills the entire space and blows out the canopies with rage.) shuoo?? shocked
Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by daveP(m): 12:44am On Jun 21, 2015
elantraceey:
oya pick the mick fast fast grin grin
ahem, pu pu testing....



I get one patayans, wey dey worry my head like gbim gbin, e dey make my heart go "shukulu" and my leg dey melt like "jelili"

no be say i don kolo, or metal, no vex.. Mental craze, but na becos una don do somtini wey i no fit yan like dat.

Sweetie, ifunanya 1 of okpiriginomobi land, sugar banana, you wey dey ginger my swagger. Who wan con tell me say make i no do follow follow even if na chinko-land.

How i go start, your smile dey....
cheesy grin

(bad belle disconnects mic, crowd "oooohs"wink
Health › Re: 19th June - World Sickle Cell Anaemia Day. My Story As A Warrior by daveP(m): 12:38am On Jun 21, 2015
Dahjhi:
Now this is wonderful... I will try out Jobelyne also.. Although my story is also similar to all. Do play like other kids as a toddler, soccer, running e.t.c. (although I do feel weak after those activities but the next hours I will be fine). Missed many classes in school due to malaria as a kid, I do wounder why are other children not having !malaria like myself -my bro is also a warrior but I noticed he's more fit than me-... until one day in J.S.S 1 I will say a friend said to me after a fierce fight 'you that you won't reach 14 before ur death.' Since that day I knew what I'm I, the next available person is my mum, I asked her if thats true. Then she said to me 'You shall not die but live'.. Since then I tried to know myself. I got answers: I knew the reasons why my mum want me to be a doctor (lol, ala n shiere.. For her dream..) Along the line my mum got saved and belief solely in God.. Then her faith was transfered to me too. Whenever a warrior in the neighborhood 'stopped running' mum will come to us and lay her hands on us and prayed.. We've got an uncaring dad though.. He want another male (which aren't coming till date).. Finished my sec school.. Warriors stopping running at the left n right.. 2008 was the last time i got admitted and it was malaria. Anytime i fall sick and mum ask shall we go to hospital if i said yes then she knew im really sick, i hate the four walls of clinics.. I was admitted and just transfused with 5packs of water 'I'm dehydrated- Twas that years I gain my admission. My 4 years in school was fun at its peak. I took part in every activities (each year with one political post or the other, from S.U.G. to association.) Through my years in school i met other 2 warriors 1 'Stop running' in the second year angry the other after weve graduated.
Till date I haven't been transfused nor admitted again. Only treating malaria as a matter of whenever it arises.. I will clock 28 in July why my bro will clock 30....To make it easier I'm recruited into a govt hospital..
Surviving on and on with the spirit like..''I Cheated on
my death, broke up with my fears.. Though it took so long but now I'm married to my future''

(as he dismounts the top podium, several guys in casual wears doff their hats and gradually an encouraging applause fills the entire room.)


Shalom!
Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by daveP(m): 12:31am On Jun 21, 2015
(drop corporate wear and walks up to elantraceey)....
Politics › Re: Checkout Senator Iyabo Obasanjo-bello's New Look by daveP(m): 10:01pm On Jun 20, 2015
Chai, but its painful that she's still basking in her father's shadows. She's a calm, humorful when i met her!





lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Blatant Hypocrisy by daveP(m): 11:12am On Jun 20, 2015
Hmmmmm(exhales, crosslegs, leans on "thread's entrance" and soliloquizes)
Events › Re: Beautiful Pre wedding And wedding Photoshoot Ideas To Copy. by daveP(m): 10:47am On Jun 20, 2015
AfricanApple:
hmm mmm
anything the matter for matthias? smiley
Politics › Re: Nigeria Air Force Begins War On South-south Militants by daveP(m): 1:16am On Jun 20, 2015
Whatever the motive, this is NOT even putting the cart before the horse. This is placing a wheelbarrow in place of the cart!!
Politics › Re: Man Falls On A Roof In London From A Plane Coming From South African (pic ) by daveP(m): 1:10am On Jun 20, 2015
Franzeez:
Which plane comes so low near a residential building?
it is a common thing with residential areas near major airports. MMA isnt excluded. The plane is so low(around that mangoro/Underbridge side) that the bullet of an ak-47 would hit it, how much more an rpg or machine gun.

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