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Infact after buying from the englishmart a few days back, im tracking the location and activities of shewa(18), Dolapo (19) and Temilola(19). Hmm (picks up glittering butcher's knife and exclaims in vladimir putin's accent) Dem go hear me that day.... (gnashes teeth)







(back to reality)


yes i wonder. The only was to make the situation better is to devalue the day and remove the subsidy on it... That way.....

If she becomes Lady Evangelist tomorrow, i go buy the audio shapali and everly!!


testimony time!

Not to forget...... Do this all 365 days and you'l get a friend worth staying 60 years together with lovely children. Its jst one day.. But il do something for her!

SexySapphire:
Bae, how are you? Hope u're avin a lovely weekend? I guess the whole house has gone on a weekend cruise, they shud soon be here tho. Hi everyone mentioned above. You all shud av a great evening.

solid, concrete and unreversible interpretation of the boldened...


"Shit how are you?"







Yeah, last diary update and till match 1st. (shrugs)

Liamm:
thanks missmossy. You didn't even bother to ask of my whereabout.

In dave's voice --- issorait

lol, iffahear say you don hear am before (supports him against missmossy) yeah its true joor!

20pounds:
This shouldn't have made frontpage. I see Keke and D1 doing their usual boring thing of standing by the corner talking too much nonsense about; "baba Keks and D1, bringing you the Grammies live from the USA" and managing to interview stars who have lost their glory or those unfortunate not to have front row seats.

These men were the bomb at a time, but they are not anymore! It is either they change their game to be in tune with reality or they quit the game! No one in his right senses would leave E! And other channels showing the red carpet at the Grammy to watch ' Baba Keks and D1' clown around.

harsh but true!

Missmossy:
For real?

With the numerous mentions on your moniker. Not true!

hmmm

"Cape Kwayet!"

Introtech teacher in Jss3... He couldnt control the noise we made during his period, and he wasnt good with caning so he simple waved the cane and shouted the above

7up
our crs teacher. He entered class and i began getting dimensions..... Dimensions of his head. Its look like the number 7, so i gave him 7up! Dave!!!

Margin

need i say he was the best maths teacher in ipaja. 8school did "auctioning" over him, but he remained loyal. He flogged students that had no margin on their notebooks.

"Where is eh dis eh, ur margin?" "wai wai wai" the cane contacted tinuke's skin.

Who else..... Maybe diary jare. Drama mode deactivated. 11more to come! (to nairalanders insulting) Cape Kwayet!

Osita be like

"Lez be serius!!!"

I miss the fun and tenacity, tact i en jbluv55 exhibited in such inconsequential cases. That "badge" is lying in the locker. Smh

naijaboiy, ive got a telegram for ya....


Jbluv55.... Where art thou?

Chartey:
Na wa o. And you want us to take you serious? That your analyst knows nothing about football. He's probably a political analyst echoing what he heard people say. Is it Issa Hayatou that comes up with all ideas and makes all decisions? Please spare the old man some flak.

its obvious it devoid of political tone. Its all obvious lil have changed since he came aboard. Especially since 2000.

Of course Hayatou doesnt make all decisions, but he is behind making the ones we see come to reality. What have we seen so to speak?

Arent you tired of him?
Or is Hayatou a reflection of the mood and mindset of those Caf executives? To me the analyst had a valid point.

I prefer a Platini on pressure and at least performing(even if i dont like him) than an Issa that is so comfortable and those pioneering African football should be looking as though all is well.


And the crowd incident last night........... I think the continent miss the trumpet blowing supporters club let by Mr Ladipo of the SE.

Caf is simply too comfortable. I cant cut its leader any slack personally.

Constructive......

So far so good, the Afcon was just there to me. I didnt watch any match.

In every football competition, part of the marketing vibe is the participation of hyped teams. Ghana, CIV etc may seem hyped in the real sense of it. But as SE is absent (miris repeatedly)


I read an article by an analyst questioning the reason why Afcon was held every two years. He made a valid point because...

1) the prize cash was not increased for the last 5 editions.

2) because the Afcon win soon fades as club competition heats-up.

3) the players released by their foreign clubs were wroth cos FiFa did nothing to help the 'Investments' they had let go in some crucial circumstances.

4) because Issa Hayatou has been on that throne since 1988 and has ran out/dry of mouth watering ideas. We need fresh blood.


We need to save wasted cash(new stadium with no maintenance plan after the 1st year), and then look for a way to hype our african leagues competitions instead of this 6matches to the final of two odd years(Mr Issa thought changing it was a "new idea". How funny!)


And come to think of it, i'm still looking for the time when an African footballer would have more than a prize tag of 50milla.

Nig highest is Mikel@ 15milla
even Enyeama is less and yet he's more productive. A pity.


Issa Hayatou must go. Who know if he planned the downfall of his best replacement at that time-Amos Adamu- the opinion of a banker at the vendor stand.(as usual we all @ the stand would brush aside such idea)

Now its obvious CIV will win it. So Yaya, and most especially Drogba get an Afcon title in their cabinet since the 2006 final. Hehe! So funny.

Reorientation needed in CAF!!

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Havilah93
Antell95
Safarigirl

herald9:
sorry bruh... saw the alert but couldn't check...It's been blocked for sometime

chai! Okay eti 250-5h, 500mb-7h, 750mb-9h, 1gig-1300(1400 if paying via recharge card) yes (rubs hands reassuringly) oh youre looking around? Dont bother abt how the spirit transferred you here.

JeffreyJamez:
better come confess and tell Me what you know about that Moniker.. lol

i observe dey just. Make TryP no see o(clears history)

ClintonNzedimma:
abi?.
Talk this one, how girl no go gree?

lol. Showed a frnd and he dared to use it.... The repercussion, however positive is better left untold.

charijee:
Dave how dare you bump into my room unannounced ....lerrit not be what I'm thinking o.....
As for my siggy.....you won't understand the mystery behind it......
Morning

(whistles like mr bean when he is unperturbed; that lovely feeling) asif she'll knock me down the stairs!

Explain. I no gree. Is it because Gustavo isnt around? Mystery will explain itself and if u can, come 'behind' and explain.

nairabetguru:
You mean own goals ryte?

lol! Atall now. I guess he's back to break that record and he can. Own goal is for his defence equivalent-Yobo and he's off radar for now

herald9:
sorry bruh... saw the alert but couldn't check...It's been blocked for sometime

when was this, explain via mail......

redgem:
Why screaming fp?

lol redgem!! Rarely seen sports on fp asides the usual live matches. Its been long. Lanicky awaits you.....

(screams) Fp.

He needs 4goals to centenary goal in Epl. Looking at his size, reactivity and placement, i give him 7games to achieve goal num 100. (rests hand on chin)

Phephephewphew! Now i understand.


At least let us savor some sport updates on fp now. Sai and Gej till 2019 don too dey taya my eyes.....


Eyes on Chidera- Future SE captain.

Oh whatever things are "noble"....

fp tinz abeg!!!

JeffreyJamez:
lol wetin do the moniker

okay em.... At least u grabbed. Nothin really. Just ahem.... This your network bad pas 12G o. I just dey discover the uniqueness.....well till 2mao

charijee:
Hahahaha can't stop laughing.....that was just a Lil show down dave......nothing serious and whose siggy is that?

(bumps into room and switches on the light) heheheyi! No give me mugulook o its your siggy im referring to


(turns away and whispers it, applying stress pattern and intonation to it) mugulook!

JeffreyJamez:
lol your craze no be here

what im about to whisper just find a moniker in btw it ....



Shiwichucharijeshiwishiwi that girl... Huwushiwsuw ....... Yes

Besides, as they say.... Pics have a thousand expressions.
I stumbled across this funny pics, and the only expression that fits it perfectly so to speak is


"MUGULOOK"


CHECK IT OUT

charijee:
Dave it's a minor issue.... I'm fine now.....lol that look.....what message are you trying to pass across
Morning

hmmm, well lemme take that as a 'lemme go' response...(takes couch pillow and sit besides her) erm you know i dont know that you know that i dont know that im not privy to this lil hugglebuggle betwixt this circle of 3. Cherie, and jj en u.


(stands and walks behind the couch, right behind her as she turns back) so tell me(folds arms)

her: about what, im lost here dave.

Me: that siggy raise eyebrows more creepy than The Rock's




besides hope youre not thinking what i think you are thinking about how i think the things i think?

Its simple. Jst tell me!!!

JeffreyJamez:
*whispers * yes.. but I gats do shakara small *wink *

ohhhhhhhh!! Okay(munches away at Trypa's muffins)

charijee:
Dave it's a minor issue.... I'm fine now.....lol that look.....what message are you trying to pass across
Morning

okay, when im back......(slings suit over shoulder and drink remaining of gsm)

JeffreyJamez:
well we had a fight.

(lowers intonation) over?

There is something symbolic about the posture in the bathtub. I know but would rather nurture it inside. Its.......