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Jbluv55:
DaveP and Trypa, choose your Q between 1 and 10 minus Q5 . Dre11 take note .

we take question 2

luxanne:
Contestant B
DaveP Trypa


Also gett ready please


@ all contestants, I believe we all have our respective partners seated by you

yes we are ready

Wow!!

(jots a thing or two)

Trypa:
babe can u kindly do d registration

done

(sights eminent personalities moving around, trading pleasntries) Gracias

Bantino:
DaveP & Trypa kindly register your presence

Present in body twice.

[quote author=Trypa post=28854646][/quote]I at her, she and i back. She as we both walk in. We both look ahead and <_>

Trypa sweet, can i have just your hand? (stretches out his to her)

"It is good to praise the Lord-Halleluyah!"

Exactly!


But when it becomes an anthem, chant, line of lyrics without meaning and personal conviction, then what good is it anyway?

My pastor sometimes interrupt the flow of Praise and Worship and say "Do you even know what you're singing? Do you mean what you sing?" (A sober congregation)



Here are 10 songs often sang in hypocrisy. Maybe because it makes you dance to the beat, or it enhances vocal performance but the meaning is long forgotten on most occasions........



1) There is "Something" that make me:

Well everyone would chant back in response "My Helper!!"

So you mean that if you don't need something from the Creator of your soul, you would'nt approach his presence?

You're looking for Husband or wife, its only then you remember God's presence? Who know whether your motive for your church-going is solely because of the handsome Ben Harris or delectable Oge Alberta? What makes you come to His Presence? Ask yourself.


2) By the rivers of Babylon: I myself loved to sing it because it had this feeling attached to it (you shut your eyes and be "in the mood of worship" ,but if you know what captivity really is, and how the Israelites felt in a foreign land. You wouldnt even want to sing it in the real sense of it. Captivity is no joke! This song is highly conditional.

3) I love the way you Father'd me:

You see Sis Evelyn, a prostitute, wealthy and always well dressed come to sing it with the Righteous, and you're moved. Or Chief Agbalowomeri (an AMORC member), vibrating and weeping when actually deep down, both are under the canopy of the devil. Remember this song is a declaration. Your present state is proportional to how God father'd you.

4) I surrender all:

People weep under the emotion that this song exhibits, but imagine leaving the church premises and yet you still do "all" or "part" of what you said you wanted to surrender? That makes one a liar!

5) I have decided to follow Jesus:

Perhaps the keyboardist has an influence because tunes are soulful. "decided" is past tense, which means the decision was active before you sang it. Ironic that you may not even follow Christ, or be like Him. Maybe that's why some keep silent in some churches when this song is ongoing! Commitment is costly.

6) Joy to the world, the Lord is come:

Go through every line of this carol hymn and you'll see beyond singing it just every December.

No wonder a call to go back to the hymnals would do a lot for Christendom!

7) Touch me once again O Lord!:

When the minister is about to be welcomed for ministration, this song is always sung. Funny some don't even know how God touches someone. The only context they understand about "touching" is when Bro Lazarus is touched to give Sis Tamedu a a fat envelope.

Faithful are you Lord:

God is always, everly faithful. But imagine you know this "beloved sister or brother" across your street who earns cash via questionable terms singing this song? My God would not support such.

9) I go rise and shine:

You've said it, you've declared it, but you just dont act it! Repent!!!

10) (which deserves number 10)



Are you guilty in the real sense of it? To dance is lively, to know what you're dancing to is another

Drop yours also...

(hesitates)


get real for mrstan!



(looks about, jots a thing or two)


Stupidity exists in the camp of f0ols. Nawa sha.(continues speeding)

Cheriepet:
davey my man!!!!! how far naaa?

ive been good o!

dechandel:
David What are you on about?

dont worry. Il make sure its weell planned even though i have test that day.

Ive been good, u?

AmberQueen:
Haba dave, y do u want to burst my bubbles

Anyways,I can take banana Icecream

D fruit on its own,I cannot take no matter how famished I am.

I detest watermelon as well.

I will burst it! When the melons are ripe, it is sweeter.

I rem a friend that said he hates carrots. I told him that i ate carrots and that's the reason i had a freshface. B4 i could knw, he had both 1k worth of it and was munching.

banana
watermelon: i like the big ones. I can finish it alone
carrots: ahhh.

I go pray make you love banana

Cheriepet:
Y is d house dead quiet like dis? where is JeffreyJamez, charijee, lanicky, dre11, trypa, daveP, 3Dimension n co?

sister Cherie!

mikeansy:
https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/79673000/jpg/_79673718_f61e9936-2a92-4acd-9da8-e496731ff711.jpg


is this Obiagelli or Berem?

the man's age may cut his chances by 10% we need a vibrant, hale en hearty Presido. Which makes me wonder if the North can produce a fit candidate with good medical slate.

I just want what's best for my country (shrugs)

If they actually finish this plan, would the total cash spent on achieving it be equal to what would be wasted on finishing the centenary city? I rem hearing something similar during 2010/2011 which means i shouldnt expect it to kick off.

AmberQueen:
I will reply soon... I just dn't like it. Makes me sick. The smell alone...smh

smell alone? Ahhh, but you would take it as icecream banana flavour?

Ive busted many on that regard. A choice of unconsciousness between raw and processed. Dont tell me you dislike both, or else.....

CFCfan:
Diezani should run

minus all her current accolades garnered in the last 3-4yrs, yet she'l still pose a stance than the other 3!

Mrs Bulgy Eyes though!


He may be ranting, but we know these women call the shots, if not some shots. I hope one of them runs for Presidency in the real sense of it.

otokx:
Well there has to be awareness and trust in a system. Religious and tribal sentiments may be higher in Nigeria than in India.

Our infrastructure layout is very poor, currently there is just 1 centre to register voters in over 7 towns.

PS: The phone he is using to post has a battery of 8%. Can't remember when last we saw public electricity yet some dudes on NTA will be holding seminars on research & development.

A female student queud for over 6 hours today and was only able to write her name against tomorrow. She has decided not to bother anymore and is now telling others not to.

Is it JAMB that has forced computer based exam down the throats of Nigerian youths? The registration points for Rivers State for 2015 JAMB is not more than 7 to cater for hundreds of thousands.

Lets look at the real society and forget the lies of our ministers who paint a rosy society.

(jots a thing or two)

https://www.nairaland.com/2029519/suggestionbox-restructuring-education-sector

DesChyko:
It is very easy to manipulate jare.

Except we happen to have neutral skilled experts from Europe monitoring the system, some virus or human attack can corrupt or manipulate the entire results.

well not one was bothered about hackers. The EVMs and some other new forms have combated with hacking and its work assurance is above 68%

dechandel:
Chisos!!!!
Warris this o
Chei
I prefer 9ice's weed personalised lips to this one o

(rko's op, the effect makes him spirale in air like a pole as he spins before hitting the pavement. He is out cold)

(hestitates further, turns to her) erm... Okay) page 9 in 2weeks!!

UchihaMadara:
Lol, these guys are all comedians!

imagine one of them beaming as he spoke, as though we would remain on this old-school method.

We've forgotten vision 2020 also! No media outlet seems to use the phrase again. We'l get there.

Why cant we just use the Electronic Voting Machines (EVM) to count votes for Christ's sake?


Still, this method that was used as far back as the days of Roman Emperors, is what we confide in this 21st century.


As India is bigger than us in size and population, the EVM has worked perfectly well for 380million voters in 2004. Why cant we just get this done Asap?

I heard a few politicians from different parties saying some things like....
( can't remember some names)

"If the ATM can't be a trusted counting machine, then it won't work in Nigeria."

"Even the Computer is prone to errors"


"I prefer human error to computer error. At least you can correct it" (he chuckled)

"Even the American Govt have issues with the EVM. It may take years before we can get used to it in our poltical atmosphere."


"Most of our voters are Illiterate. It may fail from lack of Technical know-how than from compilation of results."- a Pastor



"Electronic?? Let power supply become stable first, then we can move from there" (he adjusted his flowing white agbada)

What's your take on this issue. The earlier the better. Or are our politicians scared of outcome(s)?

AmberQueen:
Banana...

uve got mail! Why banana?


Survey reveal 88% of those that hate banana actually wouldnt mind devouring a ripe bunch when hungry.

Erm (ruffles up paper containing lyrics and stun-lines. Wears hood and bounces;pockets in hands)

(screams in hot-headed anger) EXCUSE MO-AH!! ? LOVE THE WRONG PERSON KO, HATE THE RIGHT PERSON NI.


(Wondering and pondering) make she dey blame love there.


She go go church dey sing "this is the way you father'd me"


(lowers intonation) erm Toni, recall the msg!

HillarieP:
I was checking for a particular stuff on google and i was directed to Nairaland, when i saw this site, i was like wow! So this kinda place exists, i love it here cause its lively, open, mature.
I know there're some peeps with dull brain here cause i've been viewing this site for sometimes now and i've decided to voice out.
I've been cruising from one section to another and i think i love sexuality, literature and celebrities sections the most.
But i'd like to acknowledge the following people, cause they made me join Nairaland. I think they post maturely and hilariously here : Lanick.y, Xtarx.yhne, Beenkum.a, dav.eP, kel.vingraphics, JeffreyJames, dy.geasy, d.re11, J.oecutie, Neldriz.zy, Mirac.y, naija.boiy, King.philip, KingTo.m, Cha.rijee, Cherie.pet, LogoD.Whiz, t.mc21, J.igsawkillah, missberrypo.p5, u.nibenstudent1, Lau.relP, sa.mflexxy.
NOTE: if you're cool and i didn't mention you, my apologies! *sips beer*

( walks closer surreptitiously with left arm crossed across him chest and right arm resting on it as he smooches his beard)

welcome HilarieP!! (waves away smoke from KingTom's pufficals)

(suddenly bolts out like flash) but



(jots a thing or two)

Prof Julius said he was glad. Like really. I rarely hear his name with any tangible positive development in Nigerian education sector.


Meanwhile.....


I know the students will never disappoint, its just the Govt that needs to treat our future with respect like it does the Federal Reserve.

https://www.nairaland.com/2029519/suggestionbox-restructuring-education-sector

Charles should open a blog. He uses grammar to sway his readers of sort. Literarily called "coax"

Omoni anyday, anytime. I'l meet her soon. Serious



(jots a thing or two)