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CelebritiesRe: 20 Most Followed Nigerian Celebrities On Instagram (2017) - 9jaflaver by davibid: 9:19am On May 11, 2017
Op y

CelebritiesRe: Benita Ikeji Is Engaged, Set To Wed (Photos) by davibid: 9:07am On May 11, 2017
Meanwhile Linda is waiting for Don Jazzy



And Don Jazzy be like


you're too old



shocked
PoliticsRe: Senator Dino Melaye's Spelling Error: Nigerians React by davibid: 9:04am On May 11, 2017
I swear, I so love 9ja grin grin grin



9ja people no won hear say na mistake




As in eeh, the worst mistake anybody go do na to fall into the hands of Nigerians


I swear once that happens you're a dead man


grin grin grin grin

Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Best Piece Of Advice You've Received? by davibid: 5:03pm On May 10, 2017
When you kill an old man, you kill your history



And



When you kill a youth, you kill the future




We are all we need to survive
CrimeRe: Hilarous: Honduras Inmate Tried To Break Out Of Jail Disguised As Woman(Photo) by davibid: 4:55pm On May 10, 2017
ipobarecriminals:
He is a Learner.Alams nor teach Him well
Have some respect for the dead
SportsRe: Jay Jay Okocha And Diego Maradona At 67th FIFA Congress (Photo) by davibid: 4:47pm On May 10, 2017
Legend meets another legend


cool
Christianity EtcRe: "Corpse Refused To Be Buried Takes Villagers To The House Of Its Killer". Photos by davibid: 9:04pm On May 09, 2017
It's so possible



I've witnessed similar scenario where the corpse fell from the hands of the undertakers because some rituals were not performed. As a matter of fact over 10 able men try lifting the corpse but never burged not until the needful was done

smiley
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Abubaka Lajada For Nigeria's President In 2019 (Photos) by davibid: 5:12pm On May 09, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
♤Buhari said

[color=Purple]♤$1=N1[/color]
In Lai Mohammed words

"Please be patient he needs more time, a room was not built in a day "

grin grin grin


Smh
CelebritiesRe: Ese Eriata's Birth Certificate & Passport Data (Photos) by davibid: 4:59pm On May 09, 2017
exlink10:
taaa

na na na na na

I dont believe it

If I wan change my age today to 18yrs

I know were to go so please spare us
Kworupt Nigerian spotted

Leaders of tomorrow cry


Smh

PoliticsRe: Buhari Names Osinbajo 'Coordinator' In His Letter To Senate by davibid: 4:53pm On May 09, 2017
Isorite, it's obvious that PMB doesn't have respect for anyone that is not from the herdsmen tribe


Coordinator indeed
CelebritiesRe: Skales And Olusegun Obasanjo Pictured On The Same Plane From Addis Ababa by davibid: 4:49pm On May 09, 2017
Who wowo epp


Take your fine boy no pimples with no money for pocket


GIVE ME WOWO AND MONEY


grin
BusinessRe: Ifeanyi Ubah Sues DSS, Seeks Release From Detention by davibid: 4:43pm On May 09, 2017
[s]
Emu4life:
R u in ABUJA, plz b careful... I heard it ysday...it
happened in a hotel at WUSE II, de world is
becoming more scary o .... A newly married man saw a copper dressed seductively...
She was just too sexy to overlook.... He picked her
up and abandoned the way home to a hotel..... . He
lodged in with her and in less than 5 mins he was
on top of her.... De copper was as flexible as a
snake.... Her Moanings sounded like a hissing snake.... De man was so carried away with her
moves and didn't really gv hz concern to it.... De
married man had sex with her over and over again and even paid her more than de bargained.... Buh tld her to stay with him tonight
He woke up an hour later aving the Intentions of
having another round with her buh he didn't find
her on the bed ...... He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom.....he opened the door his heart
drummed heavily as he saw two big pythons
talking to each oda he screamed . . . . .de pythons leaped on him.... He ran to de door and
found it locked .... De pythons crawled to him ready
to strike.... He shouted..... He finally felt something
cold and cycler with scales trying to swallow him.... .
He struggled buh DE pythons have already pined
him down... Hz head nd Chest was already inside the mouth . . .de snakes poisonous saliva has
covered hz face.... He tried to shout buh he
couldn't.... He kicked de snake buh DE snake was
too strong... Den he had to bite the snakes tongue...
De snake got wounded nd involuntary vomited him
***de only problem is I don't know hw to end dz fake yeye story dah u guys av been reading since. Amebo u too like story Cum nd beat me.
[/s]

Yeye dey smell
PhonesRe: 3 Possible Reasons Why Power Banks Explode by davibid: 8:05am On May 09, 2017
[s]
Partnerbiz2:
PB explosion is overhyped and cant kill an ant.





See below
[/s]

My people die for lack of knowledge


cry
BusinessRe: Naira Appreciates Against Dollar by davibid: 7:46am On May 09, 2017
May PMB remain permanent in London


And


May Osinbajo remain permanent as acting president


AMEN!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Church Members Carry Their Pastor On A Chair During Deliverance Session. Photo by davibid: 6:30am On May 09, 2017
To be honest with you


Religion hasn't helped us in any way


To match up with the western world


Pastors brainless


As for Members, I don't have words for them


Just smh
CelebritiesRe: Is Mercy Aigbe's Daughter, Michelle The Hottest Model Below 16? by davibid: 2:57pm On May 08, 2017
Please don't bleach later oooo



You are just perfect with your complexion



I'm not a fan of black girls though

smiley
CelebritiesRe: Couple Who Met On The Day Efe Won BBNaija Wed (Photos) by davibid: 2:54pm On May 08, 2017
Ayam not understanding at all



Is it love or what huh



I personally don't think it's love


Like Seriously!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe: Lanre Gentry Broke My Skull, Now On The Run, Conniving With Police by davibid: 2:50pm On May 08, 2017
Your marriage your problem

And

SportsRe: N'golo Kante Wins Footballer Of The Year Award by davibid: 2:39pm On May 08, 2017
Akshow:
32 million pounds well spent. Can't say same for the most expensive player in premier League pogba grin grin grin grin grin
E pain Manu fans

grin
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Narrates How Her 'Hide-The-Bump' Failed At Banky W's Introduction by davibid: 2:31pm On May 08, 2017
Like seriously

Nairaland GeneralRe: The Huge Python Killed By Nigerian Soldiers In A Bush Near Their Barracks by davibid: 2:28pm On May 08, 2017
fernandobush:
the way I see snake pepper soup, I have started to contemplate whether to taste it or not!!

chai!!
Trust me you won't regret it

grin
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Honoured By Kings College Old Boys Of North America by davibid: 7:40am On May 08, 2017
I respect this woman any day any time




I wish PMB would be wise enough to use you for this government

Foreign AffairsRe: Emmanuel Macron, 39 And His 65-Year-Old Wife by davibid: 7:01am On May 08, 2017
[s]
adorablepepple:
smiley, this is a typical example of age is just a number.
1. This woman must have spur him to succeed with her experience...
2. These relationship serves as a lesson to everyone, marry someone who would encourage you and make you aim higher not someone who would make you stagnant, not someone who would make you remain at the same level.
3. Don't go for beauty, go for a beautiful smart mind.
[/s]

I'm sure you're not really seeing their differences. angry

Just imagine that that guy happen to be your son who introduced that "grandma" to you as his wife to be...

undecided
Christianity EtcRe: 30 Characters Of A Mature Christian by davibid: 6:44am On May 08, 2017
chukwukahenry:
31. He does not play nairabet

PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To President Buhari's Appearance At Aso Rock Villa Mosque Today by davibid: 9:11pm On May 05, 2017
yarimo:
That is very nice, BUHARI til 2023 grin

FamilyRe: It Is Not Your Responsibility To Take Care Of Your Parents -Bisi Alimi by davibid: 9:04pm On May 05, 2017
OfficialNNB:
[s]Nigerian gay activist, Bisi Alimi, has written an epistle telling Nigerians that it is not their responsibility to take care of their parents, neither is it the right of their parents. According to him, a child owes his/her parent nothing, as he/she never begged them to have sex.

He went further to disclose that a child, is not an old age pension scheme. He went further to tell Nigerians not to succumb to emotional blackmail from their parents, or they will milk them dry.

Here's what he wrote;

"Nigerians, doomed financial vicious circle is when your parents brought you up so you can be their cow to milk, while you look forward to doing same to your children.
I understand that the system is bleeped, pension money is being embezzled by stupid greedy politicians, the same ones you worship and bow to, and there is no guarantee for old age, but Bleep, the system won't fix itself. If you don't resist, you will be consumed.


The idea that it is the responsibility of the struggling young to take care of the struggling old is a myth sold to you by the corrupt politicians who have stolen the resources of your commonwealth.


Remember, one rich man among 100 poor men will eventually end up being poor.
You only have two commitments in life; yourself and your children and that's until they are old enough to be kicked out of the house.

You do not, I repeat, you do not owe your parents any pay back unless you are still living with them, which means get the Bleep out or start paying rent and bills.

Remember, you didn't beg them to have sex, they wanted to have children, it's their choice, you should not be their old age pension scheme.
Only do it if you can and have the resources to, but even with that, know the limit or they will emotionally blackmail you and milk you dry."[/s]
I smell demented guy
CrimeRe: Prophet Arrested For Taking N70m, Three Houses To Cure Fibroids by davibid: 11:28am On May 02, 2017
AntiWailer:
Why do you need prophet to remove fibroid ?

My people perish for the lack of knowledge

Shekena


Smh
SportsRe: Leicester City, Wilfred Ndidi Dominant Performance Against Athletico In Pictures by davibid: 2:29pm On Apr 13, 2017
veekid:
If not for the penalty, it would have been goalless draw
And it wasn't a penalty either cry
Science/TechnologyRe: Big, Shiny Asteroid To Fly (safely) Past Earth On April 19 by davibid: 8:43pm On Apr 11, 2017
Khd95:
But what if it collides with earthcryembarassed
cry
EducationRe: How Students Write Exams At The American University Of Nigeria (Photos) by davibid: 5:17pm On Apr 03, 2017
I remember a girl back then in school



No matter the tightness of the security,



She still cheats successfully



I'm still wondering how she does it though


shocked
SportsRe: Lagos Female Street Boxer Beats A Male Boxer In Training (Video) by davibid: 5:08pm On Apr 03, 2017
#Confirmed



What a man can do



Women can also do better




grin

PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu's 65th Birthday Cake (Photos) by davibid: 8:20pm On Mar 28, 2017
Emeka Ike is 50 years wink


And Tinubu, Emeka Ike's grandpa is claiming 65 year



Yeye is smelling


angry

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