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majekdom2: Is it for a graduate position ? I think it might be for the Egina field.

Egina already has a team in place, so not likely so, except Elladamsel is going for a 'specialised field position'. Or am I wrong, Elladamsel?

I am here!

@Those invited, After the training, pls kindly update the house. Am following closely

ejim blessing: I just wanted to know if nose piercing is allowed in corporate Nigeria??

Well, its not allowed..but but, that's not the main thing.

The main thing is dt you are cute and you gat mail..

What a colleague did one time::
He arranged for someone to call our boss, to inform him that his grandfather just died (the grandfather has been dead for years), and they needed him to come for a short urgent family meeting.

Well, it worked..

DeltaAfrik.. VI.
Technip.. VI. Close to DeltaAfrik
Saipem.. They are everywhere..

Use google to get their address.

isi4: Pls house, after HSE1,2,3...what next certificate course would you advise for a young Petroleum Engineering graduate

There are drilling courses, Inspection, reservoir courses to take. Google them out. You should also know how to operate some softwares: OLGA, PipeSIM, etc

but the main 'koko' is experience, no matter how small..

How much does IRATA cost? And where do they do it?

@Imag5.. Just got a mail from Pemac to forward my certificates to them. If all things works out, I owe you big time bro..

etin06: Can any one pls drop the site for application pls I hav searched online and couldn't find it pls help. God bless u as u do

There's no site to apply for the scholarship. Just register on the career page of Total (careers.total.com), and from there, selections would be made by them.

@Imag5.. Sup bro. I got BOSIET and a certificatn in PDMS.. Any prospects and can I send my CV to dt mail?

Back then in school, I was into Scholarship's application.. I help you apply for Total, Shell,Mobil, NNPC, Addax scholarship (basically for 100 and 200L) at a moderate fee.. All I needed was a Laptop, 3 - in - 1 printer, and a modem.

It was very lucrative, though time consuming. Paid for my projects myself.

[quote author=Capt. JH Miller]Sorry bro, went through the thread for BAT and realized, a requirment.. must have finished NYSC by July 2013 and you said in a post u are 13B. So how did u manage thus condition?
Thanks in anticipation.[/quote]Chess guru was 12B..not 13B

The Cleaner: Hi folks, you all want this thread to go in2 oblivion..?
Well that's that... Pls, does anyone knw if any 1st class individual frm any discipline ws invited for d Dec6 apt test organsd by Total Nig plc..? Just askin folks..
Tnx ppl..

Hey bro, its been a while. Don't know any per say, but if 2.1's were invited, 1.1's should be also..and I think it was purely Chem. Eng. dt were invited (might be wrong)

[quote author=de-tee]@David, am suprised u still in service o cos u re always making meaningful contribution in most career thread ve been, thats great. Nice preparation.[/quote]Thanks bro.. I remove head-dress for U.

@chess guru, me too na chemical engineer oo. Na God's favour we are all looking up to. Hope they don't post you to 'Quality Testing' department

addictiv: Pls how can one get into transocean?

Deepwater.com bro, that's all.

1. Do you guys have any idea what GNLD means

2. How on earth could they be GNLD!?

3. Re-read 2 and 3.

4. When did 'GNLD' become a synonymn to 'Scam'..

#Just passing by.

ITbomb: Wow, sorry to say this but you are losing her.
Girls are excited by new flavors and yours have met someone that telling her new things. The guy is playing his game neatly, making her comfortable with him and drawing her out of her comfort zone.
Fast forward
After the first day out, she will be more excited and free with him. Then the guy's next plan will be to corner her in a dark corner and she will be overcome will emotions and just let him have his way after a feeble protest.
Girls are easily influence at the right setting. The guy is trying to set up the scenario. When she is with you she is thinking properly and could swear nothing will happen but later the story will be that 'it was the devil

You are smart, bro.. Just the perfect explanation.

www.nairaland.com/1528894/job-vacancies-tradelyn-research-centre

Go to that thread, read the last post and apply.. The requirements is just an SSCE Cert. Cheers!

Chess guru, you are a correct man! Wanna be like u when I finish service but I don't want BAT oo, na oyel coy

Have a good one, and cheers!

Emasel: These Chinese people,I don't understand their recruitment at all.This same position has been advertised several times this year.

Huawei is a place where fresh engineers go to get 1 or 2 years experience and leave!!! So, they recruit yearly, if not quartely sef.

BP just announced a new huge discovery in the Gulf of Mexico, and this is one of the most exploitated oil zones in the world, yet there is still Oil in it..

Nothing, I say, Nothing can replace the 'fossil fuels' (Original Crude Oil).. Crude Oil is here to stay, and stay it will..

Algae matter no be today.

[quote author=k_pato]*passing by* sipping sprite[/quote]If its nt sprite, it would be 7up or Fayrouz.. Don't you take Teem, Teezers, Maltina and d likes.. Haba

Really suprised nobody has mentioned their clearance starts from 25th of the month Because that's when mine starts.. Bl**dy clearance held yesterday, 24th (Batch A)..and I missed it cos hv long left dt state..

Make my allowee no enter first.. Mtcheeew!

Obinoscopy: It was hidden by the admin himself. Perhaps you can send him a mail via PM. Regards and Merry Xmas .

You don't say! Thought you guys verify stuffs b4 taking pre-empted actions. Na wa o.

Did he send me a PM b4 hidding it? Then why would I?

Merry Christmas too and Have a Good one.

When I saw the queue at the ATM in my vicinity (monstrous), I calmly entered the bank and withdrew though "Fast-track"..
(Charge of N105 though)

I Love My savvy bank: GTB.

Hailings!

Why was my thread hidden/deleted "Graduate Trainee at Lagos State Government".

T2T - On January 22, 2014, 250 Youth Corpers who are
passionate about making a difference in Nigeria society
will gather in Abuja’s Yar’Adua Center for a 1-day
leadership conference and career fair in Abuja called The T2T (“Transformed To Transform”) Nigeria Conference.

Are you a Youth Corper? Do you desire to be a part of
Nigeria’s transformation? Are you looking for a post-
NYSC job? Then the T2T Conference & Career Fair might
be for you!

Speakers at the conference will include: Obiageli
Ezekwesili (Former VP, World Bank Africa), Dr. Chidi
Odinkalu (Chair, National Human Rights Commission),
Mallam Nasir El-Rufai (Former Minister of the FCT),
Legendary Singer Onyeka Onwenu, and others from the
private sector. There will also be a special video
presentation from Mr. Fela Durotoye (CEO, Gemstone
Group) at the conference.

During the Career Fair organized in collaboration with
The World Economic Forum’s Abuja Global Shapers,
participants of the conference will get to network with
employers from the public and private sector, and will
have access to free skills training such as CV reviews
and on-site interview training. All participants will also be able to sign up with the Abuja Global Shapers to gain
access to its free Employability Skills Workshop (a year
round series that focuses on increasing participants’
chances of becoming gainfully employed).

How to Apply
Participation in the conference (including lunch) is
completely FREE but is strictly by invitation.

Interested
Youth Corpers MUST fill an application form and submit
their CVs at: www.t2tnigeria.com by December 31st,
2013. Upon application, selected applicants will be
invited to participate in the conference and career fair.

Batch A Corpers are particularly encouraged to attend.
(The first 50 Corpers that apply & are selected will get a
free pre-conference CV review from the Abuja Global
Shapers).

dolapobello1: The nairaland universe versus he-who-must-not-be-named.

I really appreciate you guys. I mean, you're doing all this for free.

Too much Harry Porter abi. I will "Esperto patroneum" u now..(Just for the fun of it).
Seasons greetings All.

Mastersplinter: The real person I thought u guys woulda joined issues with is even imag5 or whatever. Dude just down talked the whhole thread and even attempted to digress the thread with his whole Cv innuendo as if he could not ccreate a thread for that.. He even went as far as sayin "abeg make we leave this thread for art people" lol..

Oga, do well o. He was talking to me! Should he go and create anoda thread just for a few verses of conversation. No let us start another "Ikenna vs NL" suit o

LOL! This thread wuld forever go down in history!!