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Ezionye:
Congrats.

Deloitte is still my dream workplace

...and some people cannot wait to leave

dunkem21:
Don't spoil* their business please. Remember, it is from those money that they pay salaries, render services and initiate cooperate responsibilities.

Bruv,

In a way, they actually make more money from T-bills than Fixed Deposit. FD increases their asset base in terms of deposit and that is a bragging right. Also, majority of their income comes from FX Transactions (Non-Interest Income)

So, i know not what you say.

skarlett:
Oh wow, that's really cool

So Tier 2 banks are not comfortable with this development, yeah

You are learning fast!

Basically, it is all the Tiered Banks that are not comfortable. Fixed deposit funds resides with the bank and they can make more money from your money, but Treasury bills funds goes to the CBN.

makydebbie:
Done. Goodnight then, not feeling too well.

What's wrong?

Bros,

How far you na? Stop with all the insults and counter-arguments. It is really getting annoying,

I know the level of experience you have, so respect deepwater when she speaks. You guys should stick to the name of this thread or you won't be able to comment again.

majekdom2:
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Iya,

You can actually speak without insulting, and try to contribute to this thread, not showing off who has more experience or what-not.

Then again, you can't know all in the industry, so value other people's opinion. The First Locally made Christmas Tree was designed by a Nairalander (Works in Total) and he does not argue with people.

deepwater:
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Any more aberrations would lead to a ban from the Jobs Section

Hahaha.. This your mouth ehn.

Btw, you ain't far from the truth!

vizkiz:
I hope having knowledge in Catering and tailoring will get you a job in an oil company.

Apart from those two bullshìt, the rest is accurate.

By the way if you have knowledge in all these fields, why do you even need to write a CV in the first place?


This thread reeks of exclusive bullshìtness

Bruv,

At the end of any investment report, there is a 3page or more disclaimer by the Analyst. Try and always read that part. Nobody has a crystal ball, we all work with numbers, so if an analyst recommend a BUY, the numbers are there to show for it..

Numbers being Public Information readily available to anyone

Zhirinovsky:
Lol. Finance generally is filled with rogues. The first rule in this game is trust nobody and nothing.
If a whole KPMG can give the Icelandic economy AAA rating to the detriment of the public before the 2008 crash when Icelandic bankers where busy squandering investors money, if a whole Standard and Poor can give shitty mortgage backed securities AAA rating because of money to the detriment of innocent investors, if big investment banks can give innocent citizens a thousand reasons to buy shitty CDO's while they bet against those same CDO's, if an investment analyst can say one thing in public and act oppositely on his trading desk then why would you trust someone on a faceless forum?
You all that say Meristem, renaissance,afrinvest etc value a stock at so so so kobo. Do you think they didn't give you that info inorder to use it against you on their trading desk.

If you trade securities then you must learn never to trust anybody, any firm, any analyst.

LastMumu:
Davide470, happy buyday to your sister and happy many returns.


Is she still single? That babe too fine biko.
I will like to marry her, I will take of her. Help a brother.
At least all these chicken leg babes like beau.49, Am.icable09, Jazmiy.nne and Co yanga go stop.

Lol. Thanks bro.

Go and marry Staand or Badaoyeyemi

prevail23:
pls i don't understand, d course isn't good?

It is, don't mind me.

The only thing is that, any one can become a banker regardless of what you studied in school.

Winter is here! We need the King in the North, in the North.

The many words of GOT

...That if you are studying Banking & Finance, you should switch to another course.

... Your Corporate life starts the moment you write your first exam

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We are looking for energetic and results oriented individuals that have experience in corrosion monitoring and control.

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mcpat:
Waking up to this brings a new air of relief to me. I am actually short of words to express myself and that doesn't happen too often.

Thanks a lot mate

Regards

I know the feeling. Been there too many times for my liking, but if you went through ELA, then you will know there is nothing impossible to overcome. Lol.

I am looking out for you and Mayoor15 and i know una go make us proud

We should talk.

maryjabeez:
Me tooo bin tinkin abt dat. Pls ejor e epp wa. At least for d first 8 weeks.

Lol. You can be using Train and Okada.

Congrats Dear. Finally!

Iya, calm down na. Lol

debbie:
Did you apply for a teaching job there?
If yes....what kind of reputation do you have? looking for likely questions that will be asked? what else do you want to teach the kids there if you are employed in the school..even if as an admin officer.
I must say i am not comfortable the way we graduates take job search.
I see so much un-seriousness on our path.

If you know your worth as a potential maths teacher...there is no reason why you need to ask this kind of question.
Well we need to seriously talk to ourselves
thanks

Dygeasy,

You can actually do both.

Someone started a thread on the "couple thingy" last year before it fizzled out.

Jamean:
12k You get coldroom for your house?

Lol. It was actually the highest ever. My neighbors got higher. We will all visit their office to discuss the situation.

The funny thing is that, even in the midst of the heavy rain, the light was still on.

I wasn't suprised to see a bill of 12k for June though. At least, i will pay this one without showing some craze

ksstroud:
Hi Debbie,
Trust you are fine.
In as much as I know that new breeds come in to JV everyday; I think you should still briefly reiterate the scope of this thread. Then you can have reduction in unnecessary "mentions".

Da.vide470, I know your hands are tight. Police this thread.
Regards.

Yes boss! This will be done, going forward.