₦airaland Forum

NairaSand:
Puff Daddy remembers you in prayer

A little office romance to happen on this side . Look away guys, look away.

06013276dc:
Fish, face your work...Can't miss you less

Una welldone o.

Witches:
@davide470 , What do u tink abt Lafarge right issue.. Do you tink it ok to go in, Investment wise? Wapco is presently on FULL OFFER.

The rights hasn't commenced yet, but it depends on the price it is being offered. Towards the time it would start, you won't see any full offer again.

WAPCO is a sound coy fundamentally and the funds would be utilized well.

Another day... Another hustle

Got calls in the morning..clients and other firms.. one of the clients gave an open buy mandate for CILeasing. (CILeasing has gained more than 30% within the last 3 weeks and the demand for it was much).

Had a conference call with our Research and Retail Sales Team. We call it Market Update. It is basically an overview of the global market, macro and micro economic factors, latest information, facts behind the figures and all that.

Downloaded a new series.. Salvation. Season 1.

Lafarge Africa is trying to raise funds from the capital market through Rights issues and as usual, the hustle for proposal begins. We have an Issuing House & Broker-Dealer license so we can actually see the process to completion. Deals like this, na by who you know, but there is no harm in trying.

bioduneberry:
Not too late to check in.

Welcome to my office. I work as a Database cum Business Analyst for a Pension Fund Administator (PFA).

My responsibilities include but not limited to:

Carrying out business intelligence (BI)
Database administration for the company's marketing department
Business analysis
Writing weekly reports on the marketing team's various activities
Business development.

Nice.

Comman introduce me to your Investment Guys na.

gsmcoder:
Work as a cyber crime detective. Today is the saddest day of my life as all the biggest cyber crime cases
I had for the past week until today ended up been Nigerians.

Why naija why?

Lool. Bruv, details please

Tattooboy:
Trying my best to tolerate my colleague who has been acting like a boss to me. She's the worst person I've ever worked with. I just prefer working with dudes.

Why not speak with her about it?

Got home like 20mins ago. Went to see the new KingsMan movie after work.. (I cannot come and go and kill myself)

Nice movie it is, quite cool.

Jazmiynne:
Today is Sunday and I'm not really at the office but I've been working on a report since yesterday. The deadline (I'm so sure I heard a deadline, but my team members insist there was no such deadline) is tomorrow morning.

I'm so pissed cos I hate looking like the 'stuck-up' person. But hey, its our first 'deadline' and the other guys are already on a mission to extend. I'm like " why can't you simply keep up to a simple deadline?"

Now its two ways:
(a) I inisist on submitting tomorrow and then brand myself as the Judas of a new team.
(b) I join the bandwagon and we all submit late (even though they insist there was no deadline)

This is what always frustrates me about working on group projects. Some people would just behave like its their calling to drag the group back. The lady ginjaring the delay said she was ill over weekend, making it seem even more sinister to 'snitch' on her (I wonder of the term 'snitch' even enters the context sef). Politician that she is, she first went to convince the guy who started writing his report earlier in the week and the guy comes on the group to announce "We are not submitting tomorrow!" I'm like: for real? What audacity!




Aaarrrrrghhhhhhh! I feel like hitting something!
That's how we are going to look bad to cover up Someone.

Its not like I'm even done with my own report o. But believe me if not for this their brouhaha, my report would have been on madam's table first thing tomorrow morning.

How do u guys cope with the team spirit in these kinda situations biko?

How come you are the only one that heard deadline?

Before you submit, they should be well aware that you are submitting and from your comment, it shows you are going to submit whether there is a deadline or not.

For next time or next assignment, stick to the team. Deadline or Not.

Ejifranks

Prepare for your Dragnet Test. Google or search the Jobs section to know how Dragnet set their questions.

dingbang:
Be careful

ElDeeVee:
Good stuff!

Btw, na Research Dammy dey

Lool..
Is that your Welcome to my Office?? Give us gist and forget dammy.

danduj:
Don't let this post distract you from the fact that John Wick once killed 3 men in a bar with a pencil. A f**king pencil

Are you just watching John Wick?

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So..I work in one of the Investment banks in Nigeria, and most of my work hours is spent trying to convince Mr. A on an investment or pitch a new deal from Mr. B to Mr. C, trying to maximize returns on Mr. D investments, execute transactions (Stocks, Bonds, OTC), speaking with PFAs/Institutions (Local & Foreign) to see if they wanna deal and watching the numbers in the market go up and down.

Work Yesterday

Negotiated a deal with another investment firm, one of my clients was selling a sizeable quantity of a stock and the market was not enough, so we agreed on a price and it went flawlessly. Also, discussed with the MD of a bank in Ghana, he asked that his portfolio be reconstructed as he wanna go short on some positions (First thing Monday morning).

Visited the CEO of a Logistics firm, we discussed, reviewed and i await further instructions.

Spoke with a few clients on how they can take up their Union Bank rights issue (I wonder why people would do this though but they have their reasons for taking it up)

Watched the market, made a few calls, and saw the last minute trades (Price-Changing Trades, we call them)

Did weekly reports for my subsidiary, disturbed those pretty ladies in Research and viola, TGIF!...

This is a wonderful idea.

Let's recreate "Welcome to My Office" - 2nd Edition..

Oya, Guys!!!..

The way StanbicIBTC Capital is monopolizing all these deals sha. God dey!

TheRealAdonye

LastMumu:
Reply mention you no go reply mention, reply pm you no go reply pm, if I have catch you eh, if I catch you eh, na that day you go sabi say nose senior anus.

Haha.. Just give me a name, make I deal with the person

LastMumu:
You said that to your male friend?

Where's that "rme" smiley

I need you.

Intendy:
it's possible bro. hardly will you get a buyer @ 50k except you start selling bit by bit till it finishes

Ok, so what's your bid?

Haha.

Abeg, where is FynestBoi??

Hope the bottle didn't reach your side too...

Intendy:
okay that wouldn't work

0.50 is the nominal value of a stock and it cannot trade below that.

igboboy3:


This reminds me of that fellow who claimed to want to buy millions of Oando shares, at any cost.

I am not that fellow.
I am selling.
I am very serious, bruv.

Intendy:
@ how much sir??

0.50kobo Sir.

Guys,

Anyone looking at holding a big stake in Regency Alliance Insurance Plc (c. 2%)

Got about 120Million units to sell.

Do hit me up if you are interested or know someone who is. - davide470@yahoo.com

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Zhirinovsky:
morgan itrade not responding!!!
never a day without a connection issue!!!

It's not iTrade. It is NSE.