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EzeDictator:
Dont Lie To The Man...

kimbraa:
And what if he's been living off her? None of you hypocritical beings has been objective here. Is it normal or acceptable to double date? How would you feel if you realise your girlfriend has been using you? Well, there's a thin-line between sanity and insanity. He Brought this upon himself so doesn't deserve pity whatsoever. This is one of the reasons I don't give relationships my all 'cause some guys are dogs in disguise.

NwaAmaikpe:



Girls are the biggest perverts.

They masturbate more than men,
They are more addicted to porn than men,
But they are more sexually inhibited so it's easier to mistake men as the freaks.

Walk into a female hostel and hear them talk raw.
Watch them analyze men's preek sizes and their stamina,
Some even tell you how they deliberately "accidentally" brushed a man's preek to feel it's perimeter.

None of them are holy,
Not even one.
This is what I suffer daily; even my pastor's wife can't resist taking her eyes off my bulge.

Diiet:
rubbish

sarrki:
Shut up

Diiet:
And also those in igbo land.

Zacking:
Exactly. I was at a wedding some years ago. A lady walked into the gal wearing a very transparent robe. The offensive part was she wore a long tight, the one with green, red and yellow stripes. So disgusting.

An underskirt would have solved the problem

Zacking:
Its not petticoat, ts called slip. Full slip for the long one and half slip for the one that hangs from the waist

sarrki:
Can you now see that pmb is not your problem ?

This are your indigenous problem

But hatred and bigotry have beclouded many of you guys

RoyalBlak007:
A broken pole that looks like a hanging cross.

modelmike7:
What a genius!
smh

crownedprinz:
How does this story make any sense....Are you calling this a rape case or a property destruction case?

LukeSkywalker78:
Money swallowing tinz on point

boolet:
Hahahahaha, not just an old prophet but a false one.. Mehn you cracked me up

yemiosinbajo:
Naija doctors reading this thread like...(someone should attach the right meme pls)

NwaAmaikpe:



This is the most distasteful prewedding picture I've stumbled upon in recent times.

The least he could do was to see a barber.
The least she could do was to mop up the oil on her face.

I can't tell which offends me more;
If it's the bride looking like the corpse of an over-aged stripper or the groom looking like a newly employed unkempt factory worker.

I'm further repulsed by their attempt at eroticism.
Rather than turn me on, my obelisk retracted like a snail whose head was touched.

But the least I can do is wish them luck in their marriage.
With that said,
Happy wedlock.

marvin906:
why is your life like this self..
you and edo state road i dont know which is better

Magnifik18:
Na only a loser dey ask wetin be destiny. You don fail in all your endeavor so destiny be like illusion to you.

Read the stories of Jesus Christ, Joseph, Abraham, Esther to name a few.

We all have purposes on earth. Make you dey der dey use bread soak garri then blame ur misfortune on Buhari and your village people.

Buhari your messiah will come with touchlight in your dreams to show you the way .. dey wait.

Hv a great life. No bi me cause your problems.

Magnifik18:
Lmao.. You never fit locate your destiny na another person who wan help?