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Celebrities › Re: Court Awards N1m To Ebere Ohakwe Beaten By A Soldier by DavidEsq(m): 12:11am On Mar 18, 2018
oyb:
good. but the question now is - how does the victim collect the money?



its a start. and a serious deterrent to the slap happy cowards who are so puffed up in the face of civilians and lily livered in the face of boko haram
By attaching the account of the Nigeria Army and ordering the bank operating the account to pay up. Na so one of m colleagues attach Nigeria navy account. Com see gbese cheesy. . Laf tire for court dat day
Celebrities › Re: Court Awards N1m To Ebere Ohakwe Beaten By A Soldier by DavidEsq(m): 12:07am On Mar 18, 2018
BlackPantherxXx:
LOL...when did she become an actress?

The soldier who committed the offence would be dealt with internally by the Nigerian Army BUT

She wouldn't get a dime...when fighting an institution, all they would do is waste your time, you would keep going to court

The folks in power would leave and those who would come in would still refuse to pay up.

10 years down the line if you have the patience and resources, you would eventually give up.

Been there...done that
Sori, u patronised a punk ass, bit a lawyer who knows his onions. Wen I got a 55mil judgment against the police in a short space of time, dem see pepper. Na so I use court order freeze their account. See police dey run upandan like cockroach wey see sniper
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Finally Ties The Nuptial Knot With High School Sweetheart. by DavidEsq(op): 7:16am On Mar 17, 2018
Ginaz:
Pretty. I wish the both of you a Long life and prosperity in this marriage. kiss
Tnx
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Finally Ties The Nuptial Knot With High School Sweetheart. by DavidEsq(op): 7:15am On Mar 17, 2018
EzeDictator:
Dont Lie To The Man...
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Romance › Re: Lady Destroys Boyfriend's Laptop, TV, Shoes After Finding Out About Main Chick by DavidEsq(m): 9:19pm On Mar 16, 2018
kimbraa:
And what if he's been living off her? None of you hypocritical beings has been objective here. Is it normal or acceptable to double date? How would you feel if you realise your girlfriend has been using you? Well, there's a thin-line between sanity and insanity. He Brought this upon himself so doesn't deserve pity whatsoever. This is one of the reasons I don't give relationships my all 'cause some guys are dogs in disguise.
That doesnt remove the fact that the things destroyed are his and dey wr maliciously destroyed. Besides, d story never said he was living off her. Dats ur own "maybe".

Romance › Re: Lady Destroys Boyfriend's Laptop, TV, Shoes After Finding Out About Main Chick by DavidEsq(m): 7:00pm On Mar 16, 2018
Get her arrested and prosecuted for malicious damage to property angry
Romance › A Nairalander Finally Ties The Nuptial Knot With High School Sweetheart. by DavidEsq(op):
No time for plenty grammar today. Nairalanders, I and my high school love have finally tied the knot. See pics below.
Lalasticlala, pls do the needful.

Crime › Re: Lady Staring At A Suspected Rapist's Joystick In Zimbabwe After His Arrest by DavidEsq(m): 7:14am On Mar 13, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Girls are the biggest perverts.

They masturbate more than men,
They are more addicted to porn than men,
But they are more sexually inhibited so it's easier to mistake men as the freaks.

Walk into a female hostel and hear them talk raw.
Watch them analyze men's preek sizes and their stamina,
Some even tell you how they deliberately "accidentally" brushed a man's preek to feel it's perimeter.

None of them are holy,
Not even one.
This is what I suffer daily; even my pastor's wife can't resist taking her eyes off my bulge.

Crime › Re: Mad Man Attacks Schoolchildren In Ogun, Kills 2 (Graphic) by DavidEsq(m): 6:38am On Mar 13, 2018
Diiet:
rubbish
Eya

Politics › Re: "I Never Knew IGP Moved To Nasarawa After I Sent Him To Benue" - Buhari by DavidEsq(m): 9:37pm On Mar 12, 2018
sarrki:
Shut up
I tot ur MB has long expired huh
Crime › Re: Mad Man Attacks Schoolchildren In Ogun, Kills 2 (Graphic) by DavidEsq(m): 9:27pm On Mar 12, 2018
Diiet:
And also those in igbo land.
Wld u stop foolish urself? Wat madman wld hack kids to death and take off? If his madness drive him to killing someone who den take off after the act, that certainly means he knew he shldn't have done wat he did. That ain't no madman. He's a skull miner. See something, say something.
Fashion › Re: Nice Underwear. Naija Ladies, Do You Still Wear This? by DavidEsq(m): 9:37am On Mar 12, 2018
Zacking:
Exactly. I was at a wedding some years ago. A lady walked into the gal wearing a very transparent robe. The offensive part was she wore a long tight, the one with green, red and yellow stripes. So disgusting.

An underskirt would have solved the problem

Fashion › Re: Nice Underwear. Naija Ladies, Do You Still Wear This? by DavidEsq(m): 9:30am On Mar 12, 2018
Zacking:
Its not petticoat, ts called slip. Full slip for the long one and half slip for the one that hangs from the waist
Petticoat connoisseur, wehdone sir
Politics › Re: Southeast Governors To Build Ring Road To Connect South East States by DavidEsq(m): 9:27am On Mar 12, 2018
sarrki:
Can you now see that pmb is not your problem ?

This are your indigenous problem

But hatred and bigotry have beclouded many of you guys
Sori bro, but he spoke the simple truth and it's wats biting u: the simple truth. Can u explain how d ibos who are the most industrious and innovative ppl have th worst infrastructure? I mean the very worst. Talk of electricity, roads pipe-borne water, etc. Why is dat? Their governors who shout discrimination at the federal government do not bother to galvanise their industry potential. Look at Aba. U can't walk major roads and streets without developing skon-skon, due to the terribk dirt and bad roads. To even behold the loads of dirt, via a mobile phone, gives one the hippy-jippies. If the south Eastern states can pursue joint efforts like this, without allowing their in-bred foolishness and greed to dictate their steps, the eastern states wld be d dopest places to go and the economic hub of the country. That's without undermining the agricultural Base in d North. So pls, quit the head-scratching and call a spade by its name.
Phones › Re: Man's Phone Burnt After Answering Call While Charging It (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 9:09am On Mar 12, 2018
Pls NLders, my Gionee G3pad has been getting very hot of late and wen I smelled the ear piece hole, I perceived something like burning ish. I removed the battery and it got cool again. The spot that gets hit wen I try to charge it is that bulging spot where the camera is. Abeg anybody fit tell me Wetin be the problem ni. I just canor buy anoda phone in dis Buhari era sad. Was hoping to buy anoda one after 2019, wen baba goes back to Daura embarassed. Edakun, una epp me o!
Education › Re: 22 Photos Proving How Strange The World Around Us Is by DavidEsq(m): 7:13pm On Mar 11, 2018
RoyalBlak007:
A broken pole that looks like a hanging cross.
So wats strange about dis? Dis I ryt now . Neighbourhood. Strange sure has a new meaning
Phones › Re: Why You Should Use Your Real Name On Facebook: True Life Story by DavidEsq(m): 7:09pm On Mar 11, 2018
modelmike7:
What a genius!
smh

Crime › Re: Man Tears His Lover’s Pant & Bra In Lagos After She Denied Him Sex by DavidEsq(m): 7:55am On Mar 11, 2018
crownedprinz:
How does this story make any sense....Are you calling this a rape case or a property destruction case?

Literature › Re: 14 Quotes From 'Things Fall Apart' By Chinua Achebe by DavidEsq(m): 7:53am On Mar 11, 2018
IjeleNwa:
Jesus! Were u born yesterday? I read the book 20times with different covers both hard andsoft copies. I never missed the television series when. Itwas being aired on NTA in late 90s to 2001.


20-3=17 pls go and read it 17times more.

Am sure you haven. Read "arrow of god" no longer at ease" girls at war,
Oni okhwo (person mama), wehdone ehn.
Literature › Re: 14 Quotes From 'Things Fall Apart' By Chinua Achebe by DavidEsq(m): 7:49am On Mar 11, 2018
I think no. 9 is taken from "Things fall apart", wr one of Okonkwo's friends or relatives converted to christianity and registered his marriage with the church. During the marriage celebration, a cake was made, but the wife was the one whose hand was on the knife and she cut the cake, while the hubby's hand was on her hand.
I remember the husband being mocked for being a simple and tolerating husband.
That fact taught me that e don tey wey some of our papa dey romantic, even b4 white com wit e wahala.
OP mostly things fall apart book dey here na
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Sports › Re: Referee Kills Player In Malawi During A Football Match by DavidEsq(m): 10:32am On Mar 10, 2018
The referee wldnt be guilty of murder cos he didn't "intend to take the life of the guy; he intended to save himself from being murdered". It's a crime of necessity and it wld not attract the punishment for murder.
Education › Re: 'Bee Beard’: Professor Covered In Bees At Washington State University (Graphic) by DavidEsq(m): 9:51am On Mar 10, 2018
Him village ppl neva start yet.
Celebrities › Re: Kiss Daniel Wins G-Worldwide In Court Case by DavidEsq(m): 6:56pm On Mar 09, 2018
OP, ur foolishness pass Buhari own by hundreds of light years. U said he won and at the same time u said the case was settled. Last time I checked, a settlement results in a win-win situation, while a full blown court case, determined on the merits/facts ends in a victory for one. OP, ur daftness is unbeatable angry
Romance › Re: Caption This Photo. Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking? by DavidEsq(m): 6:38am On Mar 09, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
Money swallowing tinz on point

Celebrities › Re: Ogbonna Kanu Cuts Braids To Celebrate Wife Laura Ikeji On Her Birthday (photos) by DavidEsq(m): 6:36am On Mar 09, 2018
boolet:
Hahahahaha, not just an old prophet but a false one.. Mehn you cracked me up cheesy cheesy
As in ehn, d guy own dey e body cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Davido Broke The New Iphone He Bought For Girlfriend (chioma) by DavidEsq(m): 6:32am On Mar 09, 2018
embarassed embarassed. See as all of una wan murderize Hysaac. Red eye hefriwia, like fulani herdsmen. See the kind provoking wey Buhari don cause. Hysaac be like
Politics › Re: More Than 500 Canadian Doctors Protest Raises, Say They’re Being Paid Too Much by DavidEsq(m): 6:23am On Mar 09, 2018
yemiosinbajo:
Naija doctors reading this thread like...(someone should attach the right meme pls)

Politics › Re: President Buhari's Supporters In Jos Go Gaga In Front Of His Convoy (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 6:21am On Mar 09, 2018
All I see are Zombies. Not one of dem look normal. Tramadol is d new zombie syrup.
Celebrities › Re: "Babcock Boys Had Sex With Chioma, Davido's Girlfriend" - Ex Babcock Student by DavidEsq(m): 6:06am On Mar 09, 2018
cry cry cry cry

Romance › Re: Man Grabs His Bride's Butt In Pre-Wedding Photos by DavidEsq(m): 5:37am On Mar 09, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This is the most distasteful prewedding picture I've stumbled upon in recent times.

The least he could do was to see a barber.
The least she could do was to mop up the oil on her face.

I can't tell which offends me more;
If it's the bride looking like the corpse of an over-aged stripper or the groom looking like a newly employed unkempt factory worker.

I'm further repulsed by their attempt at eroticism.
Rather than turn me on, my obelisk retracted like a snail whose head was touched.

But the least I can do is wish them luck in their marriage.
With that said,
Happy wedlock.
Uncle Tiwa Savage, wehdone sir.

Romance › Re: The Day I Discovered I Was Her Personal Pleasure Object (PPO) by DavidEsq(m): 5:57pm On Mar 08, 2018
marvin906:
why is your life like this self..
you and edo state road i dont know which is better

Celebrities › Re: "Your Ferrari Is On My Wrist" - Davido mocks An Unknown Person On Snapchat. by DavidEsq(m): 12:37am On Mar 08, 2018
Magnifik18:
cheesy Na only a loser dey ask wetin be destiny. You don fail in all your endeavor so destiny be like illusion to you.

Read the stories of Jesus Christ, Joseph, Abraham, Esther to name a few.

We all have purposes on earth. Make you dey der dey use bread soak garri then blame ur misfortune on Buhari and your village people.

Buhari your messiah will come with touchlight in your dreams to show you the way .. dey wait.

Hv a great life. No bi me cause your problems.
grin grin grin grin grin

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