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Politics › Re: Pension Scam: I Made $544,000 Selling Pure Water — Defendant by DavidEsq(m): 8:19am On Apr 05, 2017
Waspy:
I need these memes ASAP
That lady putting on yellow with her mouth widely ajar with awe pic.
That blood of Habakkuk pic
That guy sited feebly in a large carton with I just weak caption pic
Any "Kuku kee me" pic
Just take dis one

Fashion › Re: Man Ordered A Tank Top On Amazon, But See What He Got Instaed (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 11:22am On Apr 04, 2017
Dindondin:
he should v said geepee tank.
Rubbish! So na tank some oyinbos dey call singlet!
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Fashion › Re: Man Ordered A Tank Top On Amazon, But See What He Got Instaed (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 11:21am On Apr 04, 2017
Dongreat:
The sense of humor in this white guys are so abundant that they are all comedians.
Modified: Seeing guys calling him Gay, perhaps you haven't heard of "humor". You expected him to rant and curse amazon but dude just made a messy situation funny.
Why so serious?
Shey NEPA dey cease their lite ni. Abi dem dey queue for Jamb Reg, abi den dey queue for ATM ni! Dem get person like buhari wey dey maga their economy ni. Guy take time o! No dey compare Nicki Minaj with Weird MC o angry
Health › Re: Does Some Certain Kind Of Sounds Upset You? Here Is Why by DavidEsq(m): 9:15am On Apr 04, 2017
I hate that sound, wen u scrape the inside of a pot with a fork. It jars my nerves
Romance › Re: Couple Ride Bikes In Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos by DavidEsq(m): 11:20pm On Apr 03, 2017
soberdrunk:
Seeing these pictures just made me feel bad because i just realized my future wife might be somewhere hanging leg on protector and shouting "harder"!!! "Harder"!!!! After making dinner for a man that will just increase the mileage on an engine that i will still pay for and be driving "with care"...... angry
Lol

Romance › Re: Here's How A Plate Of Vegetable Soup Can Scatter Your Relationship! by DavidEsq(m): 11:50pm On Apr 02, 2017
buygala:
This is why I always eat only Gala before going on any date cool

Gala is loyal....it will never put me to shame smiley


BUY GALA....BUY PEACE smiley
Buy cancer too, cos dat ish u think is meat, ain't meat.
Romance › Re: Here's How A Plate Of Vegetable Soup Can Scatter Your Relationship! by DavidEsq(m): 11:49pm On Apr 02, 2017
March1117:
Very unreasonable as a matter of fact. I've been locked in a case where a girl that came to visit me started throwing up after she finished eating the noodle I prepared for both of us. I simply led her to rest room, but before I could open the WC, she was already throwing up. I had to open up the flood drain and flushed the stuff through. Nature can take its course anytime anywhere
That's not nature; it's bad cooking.
Romance › Re: Here's How A Plate Of Vegetable Soup Can Scatter Your Relationship! by DavidEsq(m): 11:47pm On Apr 02, 2017
U didn't tell us if it was u who made the veggie soup, in which case, God just delivered the dude, if u was u who prept it.
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Second Babymama-to-be, Amanda, Flaunts Her Growing Bump by DavidEsq(m): 11:33pm On Apr 02, 2017
U
IpobExposed:
All the people that will be insulting Davido if they had the opportunity they would be worse.
You can only abuse him if you are in his shoes (famous and rich) and don't womanize.


In other news Buhari please continue your good works.
We the whole of Nairaland wish to say God bless u Buhari
Wat good works? angryif I swear for u ehn

Education › Re: Seating Arrangement In Examination Hall In UNIABUJA (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 11:29pm On Apr 02, 2017
Victornezzar:
Okay we know ur in UniAbuja
Is dah so?

Education › Re: Seating Arrangement In Examination Hall In UNIABUJA (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 6:47am On Apr 02, 2017
OP u dey mad ni! UniAbuja don start exam abi. Efulefu, spreading foolish news. No wonder ur papa do face like who match sh1t, anytime u go house. E don tire for u. UniAbuja starts exams 3rd April, 2017. U dey here dey hawk ur mumu angry
Business › Re: How A Pregnant Lady Extorted Money From Customers At A Bank by DavidEsq(m): 10:52pm On Apr 01, 2017
SirJeffry:
Lol. The brain with which she created the scam could have been more useful if she had used it properly.

We Nigerians sef. cheesy
Properly, in this buhari era, wey Nepa dey frustrate our thinking? Wey cost o good and services cost like Zahra wedding.
Business › Re: How A Pregnant Lady Extorted Money From Customers At A Bank by DavidEsq(m): 10:49pm On Apr 01, 2017
SmartBug:
Where duping is involved, the average Nigerian becomes so clever and creative. At that point, Einsteins are born.
Lol cheesy

Celebrities › Re: BBNAIJA: Efe Cries As His Brother Visits The House by DavidEsq(m): 10:45pm On Apr 01, 2017
tribalistseun:
so if my brother come meet me for US after 8 years I go begin cry. I chop onions?
grin
Celebrities › Re: BBNAIJA: Efe Cries As His Brother Visits The House by DavidEsq(m): 10:43pm On Apr 01, 2017
charlesazeh:
you are right but we are all different when it comes to being emotional... believe he might have no reason for those tears if you ask him but just seeing his brother in another country with him and maybe he is unaware of his visit...just saying sha
Ur own brother come visit u, u dey cry ni! Efe na mumu. So na dis format e wan use abi? Chai! Where on earth wld u c a warri boy crying in dis circumstance? At this juncture, I can officially declare Efe as a non-warri boy. Wr u don c snake dey born short pikin? Dat he even resorted to dis dramatic approach only confirms say d guy no get warri format at all. Nor be by funny naim b warri. Na d format wey men no go fit just copy. As a safi guy, I hol ground sha.
TV/Movies › Re: #bbnaija: Now I Understand Why Bisola Has Remained A Single Mother -chris Joseph by DavidEsq(m): 8:40pm On Apr 01, 2017
vievasforever:
I am from Delta State. I don't celebrate mediocrity neither do I celebrate sentiment . She's an entertainer. Plus she's also good at it. My unflinching support for her. Therefore 2 thousand votes for her from me.
See OYO state governor. tongue
TV/Movies › Re: #bbnaija: Now I Understand Why Bisola Has Remained A Single Mother -chris Joseph by DavidEsq(m):
AntiWailer:
Crap

Somebody will just sit down and write rubbish.

Any Lady can be a single mother. Not everybody will be lucky to start her life with the right man.

I have seen ladies more hot tempered than her with the dream husband of every Lady.
But they don't go about opening their boobs on International TV to be sucked na. U wld end up like Churchill Olakunle if u go marry dis kain wan o. Except na celebrity marriage u dey find
Crime › Re: Lawyer Caught In A Courtroom Watching Video Of A Lady Twerking (Photos, Video) by DavidEsq(m): 6:35pm On Apr 01, 2017
Which kain dress abi babalawo gown the lawyer wear sef angry
Education › Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by DavidEsq(m): 2:17pm On Apr 01, 2017
Ighoga898:
the thing just weak me
Nigerians and "am" rather than "I'm"
Celebrities › Re: Chat Between PulseTV Presenter, Samera & Her Dad Who Needs A Grandchild by DavidEsq(m): 10:40am On Apr 01, 2017
lovelygurl:
What is your definition of respect? Me and my dad are EXACTLY like this. We have a CLOSE relationship. We talk like friends and he knows everything about me.
Try and tell him "men are scum" fes and see weda u wee sleep in the house cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Chat Between PulseTV Presenter, Samera & Her Dad Who Needs A Grandchild by DavidEsq(m): 10:38am On Apr 01, 2017
So she was codedly telling her dad dat he is scum shocked. Ah! Children of diz days no just dey fear sha angry
Romance › Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by DavidEsq(m): 9:03am On Apr 01, 2017
SNOWCREAM:
I'm a sweet guy, although not sweet to/for all grin Young and vibrant wink And i think it all depends on first interaction, I've had "smh" interactions with few people on here, they won't see me as sweet surely, but on the general phase I'm cool, good to go with any cool person also wink you seem so cool yourself wink
Thread derailers angry

Romance › Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by DavidEsq(m): 8:58am On Apr 01, 2017
Omagzee:
They all said, "boy, u look ugly".
And den u made the mny and they all said "wow! So handsome " grin
Phones › Re: Guess Which Phone Was Used To Take This Hot Unfiltered Selfie by DavidEsq(m): 8:50am On Apr 01, 2017
Shadedtee:
When you learn how to type properly, I'll have your time. For now, kindly take a seat
The most bashed OP on NL. Chai!

Education › Re: What's The Most Memorable Thing That Happened To You In The University? by DavidEsq(m): 7:40am On Apr 01, 2017
During NUGA games. I think 2010/11. Basketball games at night. We left Ekosodin for SSQ bar. After men don soak, we drive enter Hall2 car park, begin toast some of the athletes at random. My guy from Akwa-Ibom just dey toast upandan like who dey find cold water for Lokoja heat grin. The oda one na wen I jam Africa for Ekosodin....i no fit talk pass dah wan o. I rmbr the night I walked Edo Street for Ekosodin for 12 midnight. Na so I dey pray "Jehovah if u lead me home, I wld never tempt u again" grin
Phones › Re: Guess Which Phone Was Used To Take This Hot Unfiltered Selfie by DavidEsq(m): 11:25pm On Mar 31, 2017
Shadedtee:
People that look like burnt sacrifice in real life want to talk because they are Fortunate to get 100MB,people that won't even sneeze if they see me in real life.
Why wld dey be unable to sneeze wen dey see u in real life? Let's see.........Oh I see! That's cos dey wld be too frightened of a very FUgly face. Besides u be fresh pepe wey go m dem sneeze ni.
Make una hol am o! E go soon dey para like shekau grin
Celebrities › Re: Dencia Calls Yemi Alade A "NOBODY" For Mentioning Her Name In An Interview by DavidEsq(m): 8:41pm On Mar 31, 2017
soberdrunk:
Kai!! We will not take it!!! How dare her!!! Not a fan of Yemi because her music encourages our girls to give us "outrageous bills" but an insult to one Nigerian is an insult to all Nigerians, see this 'Cameroonian/ex Nigerian Bimbo' ooo, so because she has bleached her skin and gotten American visa her mouth don dey sharp.... angry angry
The tin pain am na.
Phones › Re: Guess Which Phone Was Used To Take This Hot Unfiltered Selfie by DavidEsq(m): 8:36pm On Mar 31, 2017
This post takes the award of the highest bashing on an OP, Wallahi. Scrolling thru all t bashing, I be like....

Phones › Re: Guess Which Phone Was Used To Take This Hot Unfiltered Selfie by DavidEsq(m): 6:43pm On Mar 31, 2017
GodsLastBorn:
lol lmao don't mind the punknazz, the ops is fUgly and lawdhavemercy her forehead can serve as the sign post that says welcome to Lagos because its bigger. her forehead is so big you can build a stadium on it and she got bad mouth too. I wonder why do fUgly girls think that they are beautiful?
Cos they are desperate to be scammed.
Career › Re: I Resigned After Receiving My Salary: Help, Am I In Trouble? by DavidEsq(m): 3:33pm On Mar 31, 2017
Teensway:
How do i do that if he comes to my house sir?
Shout tif fo e head. E go clear for am
Phones › Re: Guess Which Phone Was Used To Take This Hot Unfiltered Selfie by DavidEsq(m): 3:30pm On Mar 31, 2017
Obas101:
You look Beautiful by the way. Where exactly are you from cos you don't look Nigerian
Free puna hunter, spotted. They wld tell Weird MC dat she beats Mariah Carey, just to collect puna

Phones › Re: Guess Which Phone Was Used To Take This Hot Unfiltered Selfie by DavidEsq(m): 3:27pm On Mar 31, 2017
gustav25:
there is n one as wowosky as you in my entire family !!!!!amuso ikwikwi
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Baba u are wicked o. see finishing. Who send OP msg now? See why e no good to dey follow ppl wey dey deceive u?

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