₦airaland Forum

coolesmile:
What was he paying so much money for?

Jimi23:
He is not my choice. Last time I checked I am part of the people. So next time say he is EfeNations choice.

oxyG:
Can't you use your brain for once?

plenty9316:
what are u saying?

YelloweWest:
Ijaw land is blessed unlike ur poverty striken barren land.

MrEgbegbe:

That's a lie

Where do you get your stories from ??

Who feeds you these fake stories ??

No investigation, no proper paperwork, i was just arrested and thrown in jail because of he said, she said, they said with no evidence

I was in jail for only 1 week after being accused of a crime i didn't commit, God fought for me because he knows I'm innocent

I posted a bail long time ago and got released, i forgave everyone​ who lied against me

They don't wanna see me win

Jealous people

AntiWailer:
Probably to thank The VC personally for a job well done and to get 'certificated' once again.

alexistaiwo:
Ask my girlfriend and my exes, the higher my love for my partner the harder it is for me to forgive when things goes south.
I am presently working on myself because I noticed that I don't have a forgiving spirit. It is as a result of my childhood experiences so before you judge her. Try to know her story.
Nobody wishes to have a stony heart we are shaped by what life throws at us.

If only you had stayed a little longer she would have come around.

Ishilove:
This kind of comment is expected from you because I watched your brain climb over 3rd Mainland bridge railings and dive into the Lagoon. It even made Nairaland frontpage.

joseph1832:
Sorry, but the dude in question doesn't look like a billionaire, he looks like a connected oil bunkering tout!

Just my opinion.

SmellingAnus:
You are already married to her so you better forgive her and move on

But many girls are guilty of this stuff...

Guys too should learn how to treat their girls with much love and respect, who knows it may reduce some of these tendencies in them...

Brownbarbie97:
You won't see men calling out guys like this,they'll call it "hustling" but if it's a female now you'll be seeing comments like "gold digger,0l0sho,Ashawo,things women do for money " and some foolish ladies will be supporting them.The hypocrisy

NDPVF:
Another Igbo,yes i love them.you can go and rot in hell if you are angry that i love Igbo people

ToriBlue:
Did you release inside her?

komekn:
FN SCAR 16

Debatably one of the best modern day assault rifles around. But definitely within the top 5 in my opinion fitted with right optic sights and its limited recoil picking targets at 300 metres is easy. For more experienced operatives depending in variant you will get a ranges in excess of 500 metres with 75% accuracy.

BiafranBushBoy:
Does lala love Buffalos?

Let's see if it makes FP!!

Meanwhile somewhere in Nigeria


Army Men Butchers Thirsty Buffalos

On Nairaland FP

See What Nigerian Soldiers caught and Killed

Hungry Bloggers

Woman Turns into Buffalo and gets Killed

henrydadon:


i smell foul play here..biggy must have told her about the outrage going on the internet

i know ordinarily this girl wont apologise

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/embarassed-for-u.gif

Brownbarbie97:
She has apologized.can everyone pls move on now?

sarrki:
Hope no intimate relationship before now ?

SorftWerk:
I'm really sad right now... I never saw it coming, been dating this girl for 2 months now, she always calls me to check how I'm doing, most times that i don't have airtime on my phone, she calls to know how I'm doing and if I've eaten and all that, we never had issues for once except the day I tried to kiss her and she slapped me then apologized... I took it as nothing and we continued in peace, I see to her every needs, surprise her sometimes with some bank alerts, try my best to see her almost everyday.. We were just totally fine until something happened!

This morning, I was still working out at home when I heard my phone vibrating, I checked it and it was her call, I was breathing heavily from my workout and I can't control my breath, so I picked up. As soon as she heard me panting, she changed her voice and asked me what I was doing, I told her I was having my morning exercises,she still doubted me and asked me to tell her the truth, I repeated my self, then tried to change the topic by asking her if she misses me, she replied with "I don't know" hmmm, I asked her if she's eaten, she said no and I asked why, then she said she has no food to eat, then I said I was gonna prepare some food for her to be brought in the afternoon, "this was another surprise " she was shocked hearing it will be brought in the afternoon instead of morning, still she said OK like she was okay with it.

I quickly got the kitchen and prepared jollof rice for her as fast as I could and dressed it in a cooler before hitting the road, when I got to her place, she was surprised to see me, she asked me to come in, gave me an hug and took the food, (note that, I sent her 50k last week oo) so while she was eating, I noticed her hair wasn't done and it's scattered, I querried her about it and she said she has no money, didn't want to sound bossy by asking her about the last week's 50k, then I sent her another 30k through my mobile banking application, after which she smiled and said thank you.


We continued discussing then she finished with the food, I tried kissing her but she moved her face, telling me there's something she wants to discuss with me, my heart started racing fast, but I composed my self and asked her to speak, then she told me she'll be going to osun state next week, and she won't be coming back soon, and moreover that she's fed up of me... I couldn't wait to hear the rest I quickly took my food flask and bounced from her room heart broken, feeling used and denied, she kept calling me back saying she was joking but i'm gone already, I rode back home and saw her missed calls on my phone, she even hid numbers to call me, what is she calling me for? Why is this life so complicated when it comes to relationships?

What do I do from here? Every girl seem to only wanna use me and leave, why!

NCANChairman:
Em..............if I call the name of the suspected tribe this lady hails from, many will attack me.

Besides, this work am doing is seke(Secretary) work. I dunno why he will not come and work his work.

I have more important things to do like visiting Edo state, seeing the oba and hang out with some Benin girls.


NcanSecretary abeg please process.

NcanChairman

charlesopp:
u are funny, its an old acct, but he doesnt comment that much.

Waspy:
I need these memes ASAP
That lady putting on yellow with her mouth widely ajar with awe pic.
That blood of Habakkuk pic
That guy sited feebly in a large carton with I just weak caption pic
Any "Kuku kee me" pic

Dindondin:
he should v said geepee tank.
Rubbish! So na tank some oyinbos dey call singlet!

Dongreat:
The sense of humor in this white guys are so abundant that they are all comedians.
Modified: Seeing guys calling him Gay, perhaps you haven't heard of "humor". You expected him to rant and curse amazon but dude just made a messy situation funny.
Why so serious?