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joeace2020:
Faithful my black ass. Men were created to scavenge. Men of ancient times had wives in the hundreds because there was no need to pretend to be faithful while keeping side chicks until y'all brought your religion gimmicks

SINZ:
Would you have given her all this attention if she wasn't pretty? Or better yet, if she was batshit ugly?

So the only thing that makes this your story worth reading is that it isn't everyday that one gets to see a poor pretty girl selling stuff, right?

Are ugly girls now doomed to accept whatever fate throws at them? I'm sure she would've better suited her wretched status if she was unattractive since unattractive people have been doomed to be spat on.

So she should be offered assistance simply because she's pretty? How petty!


Why the fvcking double standard??

sarrki:
He's a lawyer thug

He celebrates corruption like religion

Tallesty1:
I don't know the kind of people this man made his aides

mizchoc:
This girl just dey spew rubbish..
What did he even do to her?


She doesn't even know the difference between 'where' and 'were'

I saw the headline and I thought the babe don finally get sense buh right now, she just showed a higher level of her stupidity.

If u are without sin, feel free to cast a stone!

odduduwa:
just as you couldn't resist 250k from BMC rubbish ,go and tell that useless sultan that he is very stupid

missmalachi:
Idiot like u stay behind keyboard to spew trash.he can afford 3m n much more dats why he did it so ols buckle up n work hard for ur own money.

As though u can even stand near me if u see me in person.check ppls profile b4 u spew rubbish.swan like u

GodProtectIgbox:
na only Igbo's dey USA self

Were are ofonjas

DICKtator:
Who is that girl on Brown top and trousers?

Holy Molly!!!!

Na manager/ DM/ DMD poosie be that?

Godprotectigbo5:
na dem yahoo yahoo master

Donjazzy12:
Nope making women laugh their head off and feel comfy should not be your mission but getting women to make you laugh and feel comfy should be your mission.
Do you see women on this thread falling over themselves to make you comfy? Use your tongue to count your teeth!
Until you realize that you have spent your entire life sucking up to women, you won't understand the message.
You are here battling to make women laugh and feel comfy while she is there not lifting a finger. Who loose? A lot of men like you keep making obvious mistakes. See how Janet Jackson just made cool 500 million dollars by using a foolish fool who calls himself a man.
It is time some of you get it into your thick skulls, stop changing who you are to please women. Be fair and firm. The good ones will come and literally eat from your palm.

Donjazzy12:
Nope making women laugh their head off and feel comfy should not be your mission but getting women to make you laugh and feel comfy should be your mission.
Do you see women on this thread falling over themselves to make you comfy? Use your tongue to count your teeth!
Until you realize that you have spent your entire life sucking up to women, you won't understand the message.
You are here battling to make women laugh and feel comfy while she is there not lifting a finger. Who loose? A lot of men like you keep making obvious mistakes. See how Janet Jackson just made cool 500 million dollars by using a foolish fool who calls himself a man.
It is time some of you get it into your thick skulls, stop changing who you are to please women. Be fair and firm. The good ones will come and literally eat from your palm.

ChopBellefull:
Ur book and ur soap u meant

Liamm:
My embarrassment goes thus:

Saw this beautiful lady roaming about my department. Thought she was a colleague so decided to hit on her. She chuckled then asked about my level. Told her I was in my finals then she told me she's a new lecturer. Gawd! I was tongue-tied looking at her sheepishly while she left wiggling her ass with reckless abandon.

Donjazzy12:
As usual full of yourself! Yet no sense made..... And if you are matured as you meant to quip, then you are a big disappointment.
Like I said, men like you make women despise men .

HARDDON:
Indomie wor? Dude i usually take the ignorant saddle of guys like u and whoop em off their pseudo high horses. because while u were nothing but an infinitesimal tot lurking around d waist of a randy rascal i was already sipping wisdom from d stables of the wise.

But today is a good day, itz a friday(Easter Friday) So
I'd take the liberty , howeva annoyin ur shallow reasoning capability might be n school ur crude outdated tool of a bloody fagg0t infested brain

But b4 we begin, i must say your frustration stench dims any ray of comprehension hope u might hv, howeva, i try.

That said,

4 things cud make a gurl behave that way:

1. She is mentally unstable

2. She was with her guy or parents

3. She didnt find funny their first outing

4. She didnt recornise him

A woman wud not just ignore a guy she hung out with and had a nice time.
That was why i ended my post with.....there is something he isnt telling and never aportioned him all d blame.


Now i should warn u: b4 you quote HARDDON nxt time wear a thinking cap cos i wudnt be so gentle next time.

Warm Regards
Don

Truckpusher:
Na you Bleep nau, You for halla your own say shebi I no give you that 5 gees na im make you come dey form like shiit for public. As you dey waka commot you go come tell her make she call you nau wey the thing hungry am again ,then you go just zoom off leave with the shame.

ChopBellefull:
Lol my man... Na so d tin go o... Buh later she called to apologize say na play.. I still dey vex till date sha

Aleora:
I wonder the kind of wedding in this buhari era

watered:
Everybody must not marry. I've always said it. Impregnate the lady, it's her parents that will be begging you to come for her by that time they must do your bidding. I'm not married because I'm still in the paper chase.

MaziOmenuko:
Dude, are you okk?





Wifey and I are both from Abia. After sorting out everything in the list, my father in law said to me, "did you see me collect any bride price? I didn't because I want you to use it and take care of my daughter. Anyday you lay your hands on her, I will come for you".

I looked at him like...dude relax, the items in the list are more expensive than any bride price you would have asked for...

Thank goodness I didn't say it out shaa.

HARDDON:
He is very right. It is only dream that u shoot very high so that even if u dont hit it, you wud be very close. As for money n expenses n budget, we usually plan llow n leave room for exigencies.

Dont wait to learn d hard way gee

MaziOmenuko:
If your father in law is a titled man or a communal person (like mine), you can't restrict the number of people that will come. My fil asked me if he should chase away his friends when they come gor his daughters marriege because I insisted I wanted few family and friends. While I was arranging for 2 canopies for my trad, the man had already requested for 5 (na me go payoo). I drove to my wife's place and stocked up the fridge with those shoprite free bottled beers 2 days to my trad. By the time I came a day to the trad to drop the goat and yams, he and his cheerful friends had drank more than half of the beer I was planning to use for my wedding. That man na drunk I swear! I kukuma carry the goat back to my own place before they kill the poor thing and eat b4 the d-day.

I had collected list 3 months to my trad day and was buying the things gradually. Bags of rice (for the list and for cooking), vegetable oil, palm oil, clothing for the in-laws etc. So I left Lagos with N500k and returned with N80k. The trad was the main event, had upwards of 200 guests. Hired a caterer for the rice and salad while my in-laws took care of all the swallow. The list was reasonable, the main list from the community na die but my in-laws reviewed the list and made it easier (like 3 bags of rice was reviewed to 1, 100 tubers of yam was reviewed to 20, 40 litres of vegetable oil and palm oil were reviewed to 10 litres each etc).

So the 500k took care of feeding, canopies and chairs, list item (well, may not have totally taken care of the list items totally; This is where my own family came in, drag the ones dragable, dipped their hands in the pocket when it became necessary coupled with the fact that I had bought most things earlier) DJ, camera and other logistics.

You want to hear about the white wedidng? Marched to the altar on 25th Dec immediately after church service. 30mins top. No wedding card, no wedding gown (wifey didn't want to wear, just a nice milk-colored dinner gown) , no gift items, no reception. Everyone had Chrismas rice at home so I didn't border to cook. Shared canned malt to everyone and retired to the hotel with just 6 people, very close friends and family. We had enough to eat, drink, make merry, go for clubbing.

Next morning, we were on the next flight to Lagos to start the real marriage.

missmalachi:
Mine was a little above 3m n it ws 2014...am glad i had d wedding of my dreams n it did nt in anyway diminish my standard of living.

All thanks to my darling hubby .

nnamdibig:
Lol,
You have mentioned Buhari twice this night here, abeg wetin the man do you pass the one wey all us they suffer??

Osgilliat:
Have budgeted 1.2m for my wedding and I will not allow anything or anyone to inflate this.. my bae has tried so many times to increase this but she keep failing.