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Politics › Re: Meet Francesco, The Only Human With Three Legs And Two Male Organs by DavidEsq(m): 9:15pm On Jan 20, 2020
ValCon888:
Imagine this guy with 3 legs had a sexually fulfilling life with two different women and had kids.

That's why its good to chase money and forget these nairaland feminists with I.Q that's equivalent to the weavon on their heads.

Once you're made, even if you have six legs like a spider or eight legs like an octopus, women will flock over you like flies to a rotten corpse.
He said "six legs like a spider" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Phones › Re: DSS: Fear Of Buying Re-allocated SIM Grips Mobile Subscribers by DavidEsq(m): 1:03pm On Jan 20, 2020
MrTruth4real:
Have u sold any dead meat today

Phones › Re: DSS: Fear Of Buying Re-allocated SIM Grips Mobile Subscribers by DavidEsq(m): 1:02pm On Jan 20, 2020
Offpoint:
Aboki called, you told him "wrong number"

He calls back like 'Wrong number' means "Call me back" in Hausa languagegrin



Me: Walahi N'ka bugo waya na kuma, za'n keshe ka
grin grin grin don't know what it means but the meme says it all grin
Autos › Re: Indian Hemp Found In A Fairly Used Car I Bought, Please Let's All Be Careful. by DavidEsq(m): 8:24am On Jan 20, 2020
Just because of weed news, so many peeps viewing this thread. I just came to see the weed readers grin
Phones › Re: Were You Compensated By MTN For Slow Data Speed? by DavidEsq(m): 8:19am On Jan 20, 2020
My data stopped working. I subscribed again, thinking it was me that finished my data, unconsciously, but the same thing happened. What shocked me was that the supposedly slow network did not reject the subscription for data. Why? Is it not the same network that is used to subscribe? All my data went into the drain and all i got was a wicked message apologizing to their father's scrotum.
Christianity Etc › Re: Father Mbaka: What Ihedioha Should Have Done Before Supreme Court Ruling by DavidEsq(m): 8:14am On Jan 20, 2020
chigoziri2403:
So if ihedioha had come, the prophecy would have been reversed
That is to say, the facts upon which the Supreme court gave its decision would have changed? Even the law that applied to those facts would have also changed?
What's more foolery than this?
God doesn't turn laws and facts upside down. He is not a God of injustice.
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Raping Crocodiles (Photo) by DavidEsq(m): 12:01pm On Jan 19, 2020
Blessed13:
What a strange world sad
"Obara jisos" grin grin grin grin grin grin. U know
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Raping Crocodiles (Photo) by DavidEsq(m): 12:00pm On Jan 19, 2020
SweetPreeq:
Guyyy grin
Which kain moniker u get so? Chai! Uwa mmebi

Properties › Re: Can A Property Sold Without Consent Or Without The Owner Being Aware Recovered ? by DavidEsq(m): 11:23am On Jan 19, 2020
Talk to a lawyer or a SARS man grin
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Raping Crocodiles (Photo) by DavidEsq(m): 11:21am On Jan 19, 2020
Aahhhhhh! Oluwa wetin dey crocodilate?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is A 130k Job Including Tithing Be Considered A Good Job? by DavidEsq(m): 10:37am On Jan 19, 2020
smartleo:
Children of this generation sha.

Okay let me set the record straight.

I live in a 3 bedroom apartment with tiles and borehole water .
Each of the rooms has a mattress with the visitor room having 2 mattress.
In case you need pictures I can send them to you through WhatsApp .

My kids are attending one of the international school here in Ibadan.
Gods grace is all not my salary.

Learn to respect your elders .
Galatians 6:3, 4: "For if anyone thinks he is something when he is nothing, he is deceiving himself. 4 But let each one examine his own actions, and then he will have cause for rejoicing in regard to himself alone, and not in comparison with the other person"
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is A 130k Job Including Tithing Be Considered A Good Job? by DavidEsq(m): 10:33am On Jan 19, 2020
What do mean by tything? Is it a source of income? What side hustle is that?
Crime › Re: Ignatius Odunukwe Kidnappers & Killers Arrested, Corpse Recovered (Graphic Video by DavidEsq(m): 10:31am On Jan 19, 2020
FortifiedCity:
Really?

Give yourself a heavy knock let's see if your unbigoted brain will start working again
U didn't dispute her
Christianity Etc › Re: 2020 - 2029 The Last Decade Of The Church ( The Rapture Will Happen Very Soon!!) by DavidEsq(m): 9:15am On Jan 19, 2020
Ode
Christianity Etc › Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by DavidEsq(m): 1:26am On Jan 19, 2020
That guy who saw a J5 bus with a dragon like creature inside. Mad o! Maybe it was Professor Xzavier doing his thing
Crime › Re: Man Allegedly Throws Girlfriend Off 5th Floor Apartment In Onitsha (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 9:27am On Jan 18, 2020
Ebenezar2020:
you should go and learn some ettiquettes.
dumbo
U are in with OP on this mediocrity? Hm! No wonder.
Crime › Re: Man Allegedly Throws Girlfriend Off 5th Floor Apartment In Onitsha (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 10:24pm On Jan 17, 2020
OP pls go back to school. U are a goat, for giving me headache from ur murderous grammar. Foolish somebody like u angry
Celebrities › Re: 9ice Celebrates His 40th Birthday Today by DavidEsq(m): 10:32am On Jan 17, 2020
SultanOfAbia:
Chaiiii... See Transformation shocked
He went from
"Can you borrow me 50 naira To You Can Keep The 5000 naira change..
Oluwa wetin dey trasformate grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Celebrities React, As Hilarious Comments Trail Basket Mouth's "Mona Lisa" looks by DavidEsq(op): 10:21am On Jan 17, 2020
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Nairaland General › Celebrities React, As Hilarious Comments Trail Basket Mouth's "Mona Lisa" looks by DavidEsq(op): 10:20am On Jan 17, 2020
See comments below.

Autos › Re: My Corolla Sport Must Go Now Because It Is Really In An Optimum Status by DavidEsq(m): 7:32am On Jan 17, 2020
prisho7:
call me if u don't get my message

Politics › Re: Is Knight In Catholic Church An Occultic Men/women ? by DavidEsq(m): 11:25pm On Jan 16, 2020
Is there anywhere in the scriptures where Jesus knighted his disciples in this manner? I know some would jump out and scream that "we are soldiers for Christ", but does that mean we get to be robed like the Queen's special security men/soldiers? The scriptures say "the weapons of our warfare are not fleshly". So why the regalia? This is one of the dogmas by which murdering another person for the interest of the state, was sneaked into the church. Where the church leaders sanctify the soldiers and pray for victory in war over other states. Is it occultic or so? Hell no! OP is just been a conspiratorial theorist punk angry
Celebrities › Re: . by DavidEsq(m): 11:17pm On Jan 16, 2020
2 Corinthians 7:1 "Therefore, since we have these promises, beloved ones, let us cleanse ourselves of every defilement of flesh..."

This scripture is one of the basis, smoking is spoken against. It destroys the body, whether gradually or suddenly.
Romance › Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by DavidEsq(m): 11:10pm On Jan 16, 2020
kingbasuraiii:
in as much as I do not go with whatever the guy said, but let's look at it this way, what if the man was in a car, was good looking and was flaunting money her way??.. I bet she wouldn't have done this to him
Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to u.

Romance › Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by DavidEsq(m): 11:05pm On Jan 16, 2020
Thegeneralqueen:
And how is that your problem undecided
The answer is clear: she isn't. Hence the evasiveness.
Romance › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Someone But U Were BothFrom Nija Tribes That Dont Get Along? by DavidEsq(m): 10:51pm On Jan 16, 2020
Deep sh1t in very few words

Autos › Re: My Corolla Sport Must Go Now Because It Is Really In An Optimum Status by DavidEsq(m): 10:34pm On Jan 16, 2020
prisho7:
I don't think u undastand d car biznessu Bros. I sud sell below wat I buy right. I know people like u
What exactly is this dude saying pls?
Autos › Re: My Corolla Sport Must Go Now Because It Is Really In An Optimum Status by DavidEsq(m): 12:40pm On Jan 16, 2020
Ah ah! E never go since? Just keep phishing ehn. U go see maga las las
Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Be The World's First African Superpower - Newsweek by DavidEsq(m): 12:15pm On Jan 16, 2020
Ilaw25:
Long turanci
That's how u know it's a lie
Crime › Re: Bolufemi Princess Motunrayo: Suicide Or Murder? Facebook User by DavidEsq(m): 10:56am On Jan 16, 2020
madridguy:
Bros, they could only achieved that by chaining her but holding her is impossible for even three when the pain comes. I am talking from experience when a lady for my area drank otapiapia.
Holy Momodu
Politics › Re: Nigeria, China, India Among 10 Most Improved Economies – World Bank by DavidEsq(m): 6:39am On Jan 16, 2020
nototribalist:
Whenever world bank wants to kill someone with a loan, they start to praise him first.

I don't know why they do this things to African countries
"Kill someone with loan". grin grin grin grin. Guy u are wicked grin

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