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Romance › Re: Men Are The Reasons Ladies Don't Marry On Time by Davidoff2000: 9:58pm On May 21, 2020
Fotografa go sidon. People wey u dey snap sef never chop belleful, na u one come dey talk? If na this fotografa biz u wan dey do, u go clock 40.nothin o
Career › Re: Should I Expose Them? by Davidoff2000: 9:51pm On May 21, 2020
Abbeylanre15:
But this woman is too nice to everyone of us for her to suffer such fate. What if she goes bankrupt? We will all find another job,but she will be left alone to lick her wound
Guy, they will kill you, murder you neat in your apartment or on your way home one day.

You think.this is a joke? You have already shown your hand already..by warning them. You shdnt have done that but simply adviced on the introduction of systema and processes that stop the theft.

Once again your life is in danger if you try to tell your madam, even if you dont, it still is. In this country where people kill for 500 naira? you maybe trying to stop a racket that rakes in maybe 500k per participant a month.

Haaa...you are joiking with your life. The heart of man is deep and desperately wicked. You may just wake up and run mad one day.

Dont say i.didnt warn you on here. Do the needful fast and protect yourself
NYSC › Re: My NYSC Hookup Experience... by Davidoff2000: 10:28pm On May 20, 2020
Space booked
Politics › Re: Lagos Speaker, Obasa, Gives Mistress N34m To Organise Media, CSO Parley - SR by Davidoff2000: 11:24pm On May 19, 2020
A memo of 2018? Two years ago? During Ambodes tenure? Long before election? These people r stooopid
Politics › Re: Kaduna: Army General Arrested For Flouting Lockdown Order by Davidoff2000: 10:39pm On May 18, 2020
HarunaWest:
Is army general a robot or an alien?
You cannot even arrest a major, talkless of a General. Which lain yeye General be dat?He doesnt have troops? Or colleagues in command position. A simple call and you will see the vans full of angry soldiers that will storm dat location.

Everybody there, dem.go beat am, plus Governor himself on Tv By the time a military court summons him, he is done his own
Romance › Re: My Wife Is Too Stiff, Gives Me Timetable For Sex by Davidoff2000: 10:32pm On May 18, 2020
delkuf:
Guy I don't ask her for money. But there are I got broke, and I want to go do something that will bring money, just maybe transport fare to that place and may money to do something that will bring bigger money, she will bluntly refuse
Oga, your problem is that you are broke, at the very low level sef..u r so broke.u ask.your wife for tranaport fare? Bus fare? Is hour situation that bad?
Romance › Re: Does My Pastor Want Me To Go Back To My Toxic Ex-husband Who Almost Killed Me by Davidoff2000: 9:17pm On May 15, 2020
Godsonjolly:
When ur husband was beating you, where was the pastor? When u left, where was the pastor? For the fact that you got promoted, God doesn't want you to suffer. Just take good care of ursef. I'll advise you follow your mind, use ur head and not ur heart. Most importantly, pray to God for direction cos I doubt if ur husband will change or even ready for a change. Don't go to hell when u already in heaven.. Success
If her husband was abusive, that would have been the thing this woman would have hinged her divorce. She only mentioned this in lassing, most likely meaning that the one place she said her husband beat her was a lie.

This woman is being economical with the truth, she is tired with a broke man who is her husband and wants out.

The husband is an ass, quite insensitive, but nothing they couldnt resolve.

Dont believe these woman totally..
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Davidoff2000: 10:19pm On May 14, 2020
Look at these children..they havent seen Maradona there and they aint saying nuthin
Romance › Re: Igbo Men Spoiled Nigerian Women. by Davidoff2000: 11:15pm On May 13, 2020
bigpriik:
I am not being tribalistic here because I am Igbo myself from imo state.most Nigerian ladies have entitlement mentality but that of Igbo women is worse I lived in Lagos almost all my life, I have mostly dated yoruba girls but I must say only few of were materialistic yoruba girls are the only ones that date because of love , if a Yoruba girl doesn't like you she will rather not date you than date you for your money I talking based on the ones i I have dated aha but you see ibo girls they always want to claim smart and exposed. my advice if you are not redpilled avoid Igbo girls only exposed and emotionally matured guys can handle then they are not recommenfable for newbies.

On the other hand I don't really blame Igbo ladies for their attitudes towards relationships its all their mens fault. an average Igbo man especially the ones brought up in the East believe in spoiling their women with money and gifts they see it as normal, some rich Igbo men are usually after a womans beauty not really what she can offer in relationship they never realise the mistake they are making until they go broke you see that story of "she left me when i was broke" are mostly from igbo men. here in Lagos I have lived with both yoruba and Igbo guys I believe the Yorubas are smarter when it comes to dealing with women than Igbo guys. tongue
Fact..igbo men have spoilt Nigerian women. Because they have money, but low esteem. Yourba guys may not even have monwy, they have self esteem, its never always or just about money.
Romance › Re: What Should HE Do Please. No Abuse, I Beg You. by Davidoff2000: 7:37pm On May 01, 2020
Thats what he or you thinks- you always think no one knows. Remember James Hadley Chase?

Go amd read the Sucker Punch or the Wary Transgressor. Juat when you think you have it all wrapped up, then boom- the sucker punch hits you hard
Romance › Re: She Have N2.5 Million And Still Collect 4k From Me.advice Needed by Davidoff2000: 12:19am On Apr 13, 2020
Escabado:
My girlfriend came over to my place today for Easter celebration, as she was cooking for me .I checked her phone and saw Ballance of 2.5 million naira oh my God.i just kept quiet . I searched her small bag and saw N8,500 cash and while she was going she say I should give her transport money and I gave her 4k and she collected.please my brothers does it mean girls are this heartless or what and she say she Loves me . Should I go ahead and marry her ??

@ubunja , @ilegend , @gbemi , @expert17 @mansions @nobody @everyone
You? Story for the gods. You..as u dey laidis, you no fit even sabi anybody wey get 1m talkless of 2.5m
You no even fit sabi girl wey 200k account balance. Go sleep, oga
Romance › Re: Evil Ex by Davidoff2000: 12:22am On Apr 12, 2020
chudez0147:
Thank you ... but I didn't offend her .
I only left because she changed
Your own good. You even dumped her. My own, she ended the relationship herself, packed up and left. I apologized to her severally, even when i knw i didnt do anything. she still told me after one year, when i reached out to her-you see this life eh, you will suffer. Suffer that what? What i do? I used to pick her bills,did a lot for her ,never ever raised a finger on her, tho because she was very stubborn, i threatened her once.

That was it- i applogised to her, her dad, her mum, ebeeybody, but this girl no way o. Her hatred n bitterness is too much.

Even one year after, after series n seriss of apologies, she still says, i will suffer.

Fear girls o
Celebrities › Re: Inside Drake's $100m Mansion In Toronto Where He Is Self Isolating (photos) by Davidoff2000: 11:53pm On Apr 10, 2020
Great
Literature › Re: How Do I Promote & Market my new book On Amazon Kindle by Davidoff2000(op): 1:21pm On Apr 09, 2020
I need to knw..
Phones › Re: Which Data Plan Are You Using On This Lockdown? by Davidoff2000: 11:12am On Apr 09, 2020
shedy03:
Airtel: 4G=N1000. But the network is sluggish.
Am telling myself my next sub will be on my MTN line.
Whats the ussd for the 20gb mtn plan for 3k5.

I see only 10gb for 3k5
Phones › Re: Which Data Plan Are You Using On This Lockdown? by Davidoff2000: 11:10am On Apr 09, 2020
darelar:
Mtn 20Gb for #3500. I dey download and share 100mb with my wife daily As if am using free WiFi.
I see only #3500 for 10gb.

Whats the ussd cod
Literature › How Do I Promote & Market my new book On Amazon Kindle by Davidoff2000(op):
I want to know how to go about extracting maximum mileage/visibility/sales on Amazon Kindle.

I have published there once before, but disnt even get a single sale/download, just some negligible royalties off pages read.

Now, i will have another book ready in two weeks and i want to start the marketing process right, to make best use of this effort.

My genre is romance/faction (not fiction). Based on a true life experience, set in Nigeria and a couple of american cities

Writing a book is not easy.
Culture › Re: You're Missing Alot If You've Never Dated An Akwa Ibom Girl(pictures) by Davidoff2000: 5:38pm On Apr 01, 2020
SweetCunt97:
So girls from other tribe can't fvck like that?
They can o, but this Akwa ibom girl is something special. Never seen her type before. And i have been with several women- other tribes in Nigeria, akata girls, mullato, creole, Latina, but none like this big breasted ibibio girl.

She's never satisfied when ahe comes, she wants to orgasm multiple times within one session(not even same night o).

If she comes and I do, she pulls my dick, with all the semen and all her pussy juices all over it, sucks it back to hardness, then proceeds to ride me again, whining and twisting over me, with her boobs (they real big, big) flapping everywhere all over me, till i come again and again

Atimes, while fucking me, i keep wondering, 'where this small girl go sabi how to fvck like this?' 26yrs.

Her energy is boundless, but her drama is oscar rated. 11months or almost a year now, i cant forget her, and no other comes close.

Seeing her alone, my dick gets hard, if we out in public, she stylishes grabs the bulge and asks: whybis your dick always hard? I wiill tell her its cos she gets me Hot.

Insde house, seeing her prancing around the house half naked has me hard for her all the time. A woman i been with for almost 3yrs.

Forget these akwa ibom women abeg. If anyone says they can sex, they not lying.

I am even ashamed to say, it seems like its for sex i want to be with her. She has a sweet personality, no doubt, but her insecurities and trust issues are too much.
Culture › Re: You're Missing Alot If You've Never Dated An Akwa Ibom Girl(pictures) by Davidoff2000: 3:17pm On Apr 01, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Is it the different styles or the harder harder that makes them sweet? Wanna know... Abi dem pussy different?
My brother, till u try. When they ask me, whats your obsession with this ibibio girl, why wont u let her go, with her nasty character, trust issues and insecurity and aggressive nature..i cant even tell them.the reason. How do you tell them she fvcks you so well, you cant.seem to let her.

Its a tad disrespectful, so i keep quiet. But my brother, if this my girl fvck, you, you cant go anywhere, even.if she says she's no lonher interested.

My story
Culture › Re: You're Missing Alot If You've Never Dated An Akwa Ibom Girl(pictures) by Davidoff2000: 10:48am On Apr 01, 2020
stalwart123:
grin

Akwa Ibom girls are the most promiscuous on this earth. They are mannerless.

You date them, death sentence.

Thank God I'm still alive to be a living witness living in Akwa Ibom.

They are only good in bed; even the married women open their coochie any how. Just sweet talk them. You have it on a platter of Gold.
My brother, you are spot on. I am still alive, but barely just.

This ibibio girl from etinan, is very very beautiful, can fvck for africa, but totally mannerless, aggressive and without conscience.

I still think.about her and say, Edikan, even you? ibibio women can be mean.

She fvcks like she's possessed when.in the act an i cant forget her ever since, dwspire her very bad character

Hmmm..i have seen something o
Romance › Re: My Sad Experience With A Lady I Invited For The Night. (photo) by Davidoff2000: 8:13am On Mar 28, 2020
stupidity:
shes too big for me. cry Even if I want to do, I don’t know where to start from. I might get tired just from svcking one pair of the buubi. Yes, it’s that huge.
Send me her number, pls
Romance › Re: Pls Who Can Get This For Me In Abuja!! (I Will Pay) by Davidoff2000: 11:39am On Mar 25, 2020
Send text to 07083941087
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Davidoff2000: 1:01pm On Jan 06, 2020
Mumaraoluwa:
Good afternoon house, pls who knows about Fesadeb media company in Abuja
They are the promoters and event owners of the annual Abuja housing show. Owned by festus adebayo. Google AHS
Celebrities › Re: Yomi Adeyemi-Wilson Is Dead! by Davidoff2000: 10:32am On Sep 20, 2019
Uzie..my crush..

I always thought i will marry this girl..then

And i kept googling her name till i discovered she was married about 5years ago.

Now she is dead.

Am so so shook.

So so sad.

She was such a beauty
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Get A Job, Get A Life, Become A Data Network Installer by Davidoff2000(op): 7:01pm On Jun 09, 2019
Smara:
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Mentorship..and push to opportunities after this bootcamp
Sports › Re: NFF Releases Super Eagles 23 Man List For 2019 AFCON by Davidoff2000: 3:22pm On Jun 09, 2019
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Get A Job, Get A Life, Become A Data Network Installer by Davidoff2000(op): 3:17pm On Jun 09, 2019
Smara:
Hi, isn’t 3 days too short to be good at all these?
Learning is a continuous process..this sets you off..
Politics › Re: Distasteful Photos Of Imo Deputy Governor’s Lodge Released by Davidoff2000: 1:33pm On Jun 09, 2019
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