₦airaland Forum

Learn a skill, begin to earn a living...
Become a Data Network Installer...
Cabling Technician..
Low Voltage Engineer
Telecom Technician...
All rolled into 1..
For just N20,000 in 3days in Abuja
Call 0708 394 1087

Learn a skill, begin to earn a living...
Become a Data Network Installer...
Cabling Technician..
Low Voltage Engineer
Telecom Technician...
All rolled into 1..
For just N20,000 in 3days
Call 0708 394 1087

Learn a skill, begin to earn a living...
Become a Data Network Installer...
Cabling Technician..
Low Voltage Engineer
Telecom Technician...
All rolled into 1..
For just N20,000 in 3days in Abuja
Call 0708 394 1087

Learn a skill, begin to earn a living...
Become a Data Network Installer...
Cabling Technician..
Low Voltage Engineer
Telecom Technician...
All rolled into 1..
For just N20,000 in 3days
Call 0708 394 1087

Learn a skill, begin to earn a living...
Become a Data Network Installer...
Cabling Technician..
Low Voltage Engineer
Telecom Technician...
All rolled into 1..
For just N20,000 in 3days
Call 0708 394 1087

Learn a skill, begin to earn a living...
Become a Data Network Installer...
Cabling Technician..
Low Voltage Engineer
Telecom Technician...
All rolled into 1..
For just N20,000 in 3days
Call 0708 394 1087

Learn a skill, begin to earn a living...
Become a Data Network Installer...
Cabling Technician..
Low Voltage Engineer
Telecom Technician...
All rolled into 1..
For just N20,000 in 3days
Call 0708 394 1087

Learn a skill, begin to earn a living...
Become a Data Network Installer...
Cabling Technician..
Low Voltage Engineer
Telecom Technician...
All rolled into 1..
For just N20,000 in 3days in Abuja
Call 0708 394 1087

Learn a skill, begin to earn a living...
Become a Data Network Installer...
Cabling Technician..
Low Voltage Engineer
Telecom Technician...
All rolled into 1..
For just N20,000 in 3days
Call 0708 394 1087

HungerBAD:
The things I read online sometimes.

There are a lot of stories inside this one story,but let us start with the reconciliation between Obasanjo and Atiku.

I have been called a political novice here a couple of times,and since i am always open to learning, I want somebody here to educate me on how the reconciliation of Obasanjo and Atiku is beneficial to Atiku's aspiration on wanting to be the President?

Can Obasanjo deliver Ogun State,nay the West to Atiku?truth is, Obasanjo should be grateful Atiku reconciled with him, or else,he would have been a political nobody after this election cycle.

To those peddling the Obasanjo is trying to lobby the US to lift the Visa ban( if really he has) on Atiku, I have this to tell you.

There is a reason the US is not a member of OPEC,Commonwealth of Nations, never contribute Soldiers to UN peace keeping missions and a host of other things. They do not like being told what to do.

If the US has a case against Atiku, Obasanjo does not have the power to influence the US to do anything. Who is he? Let me use a little point to buttress what I am saying.

For those that have dealt with the US as regards filing for Visas for family members before. If the US suspects your application, or if you share a common name with some people of interest (happens to mostly Muslim people)they will put it into what is called an ADMINISTRATIVE PROCESSING(AP) and tell you they want to look into it.

AP can take anywhere from a DAY to many YEARS.

When a case is AP. Even the President of the United States by law, does not have the power to influence, bend or force the State Department to rush or take a favorable or unfavorable decision concerning that application.

If the President of the United States can't influence decisions in his own country, who is Obasanjo to influence a US internal matter?

lol..you no know anything.. you really be learner. What you said applies to ordinary citizens and for public consumption, the way you consumed it. Once PEP's are involved, the dynamics become different.

Corrupt or not,,we are voting Atiku..

Just like certicate or NEPA Bill, you voted PMB

OPEN LETTER TO HIS EXCELLENCY, ATIKU ABUBAKAR:AS YOU PREPARE TO LEAD US INTO BATTLE


It is no coincidence, that after four failed attempts and 26 long years of trying, you now stand on the cusp of history- you have finally managed to snag the Presidential ticket of a populist platform you helped build, fully poised to now run for the highest office in the land, on a party platform you actually consider your own.

The stars are finally aligning.

For a man with such a fitting sense of occasion, we are really happy that your tenacity has seen you, in 2018 under the PDP finally go one better than you did under the SDP in 1992. We congratulate you as you prepare to start the atrocious battle that may finally get you to start executing the vision you have had for this country since the early 90’s.

During the summer of 1992, at the runoff of the SDP Presidential primaries, Shehu Musa Yar’ Adua, your mentor, convinced you to shelve your presidential ambition and throw your weight behind MKO Abiola who was going head to head with a rampaging Baba Gana Kingibe.

You willingly did, trading a presidential party ticket on a platform you helped build, for national progress, making you an unsung hero of the June 12 watershed. Your thinking then was that another opportunity will present itself in 4 short years.

You could never have imagined then that it would take you almost a quarter century worth of time, effort and tribulations to get to run on a platform that was not just a child of circumstance, but on which you actually stood a chance.

Now you have finally gotten the chance, you must not squander it- it almost never came. You have the chance to heal the people- a grieving populace, and cleanse our land of the blood that flows in rivulets all about us.

You are a David, going into battle against a modern day Golliath, in the form of the incumbent PMB, our sartorial potentate who rules from the background because he has no idea what it takes to lead from the front.

He refused the Mandela option and has decided to seek another term in office, at the insistence of a powerful and corrupt cabal of Aso Rock mandarins, intent on keeping a puppet in power for their own self serving needs.

While his lieutenants speak so arrogantly, erroneously assuming his return is a done deal, he keeps a studied silence as they get louder and louder, offensively beginning to sound like God.

As you prepare to take on these men, I only urge you to approach this onerous task with all humility and with the fear of God in your heart, yet armed with all Machiavellian and dagger tactics at your disposal.

The men you seek to unseat are evil and vindictive men who will stop at nothing to hang on to power. While they may count incumbency, a bottomless war chest (from our collective commonwealth anyway), cooked up voting numbers, coercive force, geographical reach and unholy alliances with overbearing godfathers of the west, as part of their voter appeal, you have the unbreakable, indefatigable and insufferable spirit of the Nigerian people to lead you on.

They speak arrogantly, about the certainty of their victory, but forget that oft ignored element called providence that so often shows its hand in the affairs of men. That is one element that often comes to humble us all.

When Adolf Hitler, sat in the Fuhrerbunker in the summer of 1940 to plan Operation Barbarossa, he had grandiose plans of global domination and of proliferation and supremacy of the Aryan blood all over the world. He had enjoyed success usurping certain territories since 1939, and he had now set his eyes in the Soviet Union.

With his war Generals, the most brilliant military tacticians of the time, they planned to march over Soviet Union, a 1,800mi stretch they felt they could conquer in a little over two months. They factored in men- 3million made up of 150 divisions, they factored in jet fighters,- about 3,000, they factored in artillery more 7,000 artillery pieces. They factored in essential supplies too- more than 50,000 tons .

The history books call Operation Barbarossa, the German invasion of the Soviet Union, it was not just an invasion, it was the most audacious war plan ever conceived in human history. The most brilliant military tacticians of the time had thought of everything- but had they?

Perhaps they did- everything in control of man, had been figured out, but they forgot providence- the God factor, which came by way of weather. The Russian winter came early in 1941 and halted the Nazi advance on the outskirts of Moscow. Just 200mi away from their target, the German troops could see the turrets, the spikes on the buildings of Moscow, but they would never set foot on the land.

Winter came so ferociously that the fuel in German tanks froze, their aircrafts immobilized, their guns jammed, frostbites ate up the soles of the feet of Nazi soldiers. The war effort crumbled in icy graves on the outskirts of Moscow.
Men had sat down to plan, but God had his own plans.

As it was in 1941, so it will be in another clime in present day Nigeria where men have arrogantly sat to play God, morphing themselves into the mould of conquerors when they ought o have seen themselves as the people’s liberators post 2015.

These men are vicious, the last President never knew this, and the man you seek to replace has no compunction, superintending over evil, comfortably ensconced under his cover of plausible deniability. He has divided us as much as he has afflicted us.

PMB in three short years has shown us the kind of man he is, the type of President he is and the sort of Presidency he leads. So from him, we have a mirror image of the kind of President you must not be- cannot be.

You must not be a lie.

Four years ago when they rebranded PMB and brought him to us, it was amidst the deafening cacophony of nauseating sloganeering. We couldn’t hear properly what they were telling us, so they succeeded in selling us a lie; they duped us and defrauded us in broad day light.

Their sophistry and political abracadabra bamboozled us all. Like money doublers, they preyed on our need for better fortunes- we all wanted a better life, a better country, a better future for our children and they hypnotized us, leading us into a trance to rob us of our votes and now dignity.

You must never be this devious.

They came with their deceptive rhetoric of change, promising us bread when all they wanted to do was steal our wheat, they promised us raiment when all they wished was to see us naked. They promised us shelter when all they wanted was to usurp the lands and see us battered by the elements.

These demagogues, with fanciful rhetoric and carefully scripted lies, excellently couched as manifestos, mounted rostrums all over the country to deliver powerful renditions of valor so they could deceive our most vulnerable populations, clarion calls that kindled the anger of our youth and infirm, pushing market women, farmers, artisans and even gate keepers of society to their side.

Even the workforce was not spared.

They told the civil servant that his boss was a comedian and the wages he paid were joke because he had a take home pay that couldnt take him home.The anger of the worker was kindled, and he vowed he must vote out this employer of his, just so he could get a better deal.

But has he?

This worker never knew he was getting a new task master with his vote. While his previous boss may truly have been a comedian, paying wages that couldn’t get him home, he at least had wages to look forward to, every month.

His new taskmasters that came in 2015 suddenly implied by their body language that the laborer was no longer deserving of his hire, as all over the country, backlog of unpaid wages have become the cornerstones of this administration.

You must not withhold from Caesar what is due to Caesar.

We were easily deceived then because when they brought this dictator turned democrat, they touted him as being a father to all, due to his age. Garbed in democratic robes, how were we to know he was a man who did not and still does not believe that we all equal in the eyes of our creator.

They decked him in an Italian pin stripe suit and brogue shoes and said he was now cosmopolitan in his outlook- that he was a consumate humanist, servant and savant leader.

Nigeria so needed change, we all accepted this talk without question, not knowing that at base and aspiration, PMB was still a cynical and clannish recidivist and jingoist, patron saint of thieves and cheerleader of marauders and land grabbers.
We do not need you to be any of these.

When they came with him, they said he was the Mai Gaskiya, the honest one, the one who never lies, but how many lies has he told us since? When he told us he is for everyone, but belongs to no one, we all broke out in applause for such uncommon courage only for him, to say soon after, that he was only for his own 97% damning the remaining ‘5%.’

You cannot be divisive, you must be a bridge builder.

They never told us he was a charlatan at worst, a fence at best- a receiver and beneficiary of stolen goods- in his case, stolen monies that powered his ascent to the Presidency, monies that will still be used in his attempt to reprise his role as our supreme ruler come 2019.

We do not need another devil in Aso Rock, and while our recent experience with the APC has shown us that the devil does not always come wearing a cape, brandishing a pitchfork, we do not want you to be our messiah either.

The man who is there now, has been led into thinking he is our messiah hence his determination to die in office for our economic salvation despite his glaring health challenges.

While our real messiah died with a thief on either side of him, this self anointed messiah who has hundreds of thieves all around him, will not be able to summon up one to follow him to the great beyond should the time come.

So, we are not looking for a messiah or a magician who will make the dollar and naira equal within a fiscal year, we just want you to come with a human heart, some common sense, plenty empathy and a shrewd business mind to take us from this point we are, to the point we all want to be.

In summary, we were all deceived. We all know we never had the quality of life we all deserved in the last government but at least we got by we were not committing suicide on a whim and seeking greener pastures in droves.

They only succeeded in supplanting the half bread we hitherto enjoyed with no bread at all, and while the last government chastised us with whips, they have only come now to chastise with snakes and scorpions.

This is not the change they sold to us, and indeed we all want to take another course. When Thomas Jefferson, in that famed American declaration of independence, graciously said:
‘We hold these truths to be self evident… that Governments are instituted amongst men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish such government and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.’

To effect our safety and happiness, we the people of Nigeria have so far decided that we longer want President Muhammadu Buhari lead us again, as we will shortly validate at the polls, and going forward, we intend to change government and bring a more humane, charismatic, inclusive and visionary leader who we feel will lead us down the path to self actualization.

It is against this backdrop that our representatives voted you, Atiku Abubakar in Port Harcourt yesterday, and on your shoulders, the destiny of Nigeria lies.

We know they will attack you, open several cases, institute probes and try to tell us you are a thief.

We will not even try to defend you as we focus on getting more people to vote for you. We will however remind them, they are thieves too, and if they had any iota of self respect, they must know that there ought to be honor amongst thieves.

Snitching on a thief does not mean you are no longer a thief yourself.

As you head into the elections proper, stay woke. Remember all the mistakes of the man who last had this ticket. He was too naïve and trusting.

He put his faith in men who betrayed him- Governors, Ministers and top party men, men stashed his campaign funds away and came out with empty hands to talk to their followers.

Perhaps they lost faith in him and did him dirty, but you need to watch it nonetheless. All these men who betrayed him have suffered immensely over the last three years and I believe they now see the essence of not shafting the man at the centre.

Fold your sleeves and dig in deep, no time for finesse now, these men are evil, so it must be an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. While I am not necessarily advocating violence, you must have an unending capacity for mischief, because as GEJ learnt too late and Adeleke did the hard way in Osun, these men do not care for public opinion.

They do whatsoever it takes for them to win.

All they care about is grabbing power, after that every other thing follows- they can ride their luck in court. Do not be outrigged, do not be outmaneuvered, do not be out bought in the eyes of any voter.

The end justifies the means, seems to be their slogan, and you must be able to meet these men down at their own level of debauchery..

You can’t teach an old dog, new tricks, and what do I know? After I am just David Bigila and you? You are the Turakin Adamawa, the perennial presidential contender who knows it all, and all these things are actually supposed to be commonsensical, but so we thought last time, till we discovered common sense isn’t always that common afterall.

Remember, what matters is not the size of the dog in the fight, what matters is the size of the fight in the dog.

May God finally reward your hustle this time around.

Dunamis has 5,000 members plus overflow for every service..5 services every sunday, first starting at 6.30 in the morning..that puts church mmbership at atmost 30,000. and you are building a 100,000 seater auditorium..for kicks. that will be half empty for aeons.. well, they will say its faith. the church often blocked my road with their services, every day for 6years when I lived within their area 1 neigborhood of their HQ

Joshuanwafor234:
Kudos to Benedict peters.

Ben Peters is on the run na, you no know? those were dieziani's henchmen and GEJ men back in the day..surprised aiteo still has the muscle to do this

how is this a private jet? call it private plane, you'l be closer to the mark

whizfem:
where do you get haircut of 10dols? Haircut is 15dols(basic) if you need to remove facial hairs,trim eye brow, goatee, all come with different price.While an average haircut in Nigeria is 200naira and the barber go almost shave even your pit..lol.

You should wonder why your guy that is always on lowcut goes abroad and started wearing oldschool

where will you even see a haircut for 15$? except in thr rural areas of america..in any major county or city- 25$ or at the very least 20$. but hen, which immigrant patronizes barbin saloonin america? where a wahl clipper is $45 in CVS..you learn how to bard yourself, meehn..in the first few weeks u get to america or europe

[quote author=AngelicDamsel post=57276473]Why won't I break up with u, when I saw ur different pics with foreign girls



foreign girls no matter...the cultural divide is too wide, esp if you didnt go abroad in your late teens or early 20's. a naij or african man will always look back home. that said, even if the guy is shagging a foreign girl, its all becos of his girl back home..you are dicking an akata girl down, and all you are thinking about is your naija girl- with every stroke, you remind yourself- kemi, or chinwe or osato, i do this for you..if i dont do this, you cant get here

Sydney17:
In 2014 I left Nigeria, having spent almost 2 years searching for jobs without any luck, I had a gal who was very 'loyal' despite my 'brokenness' ! We were so much in love despite the usual 'lovers' ish!

I told her about my plan to seek greener pastures abroad (since naija dey fall hands), she agreed with me though reluctantly coz of what she read and heard about distance relationships!

In short I was able to secure a visitor visa to finally leave naija and seek a better life! Hmmm, it was a mixture of joy n sadness! A lot runs through my innocent mind! The thought of leaving my parents behind, the thought of someone taking my 'boo of life' like she likes to call herself dominate my heart! But of course the though of living a better life, escaping the noises of 'molues' and danfo thrills me!

Finally I will be able to provide for my boo and my siblings! But! Hey I was wrong! 'Nowhere in the world where trees bring forth cash instead of fruits', you really have to work! I made a vow to my gal to be back in December that year! Lol! And promising never to cheat on her! We almost made blood covenant sef (no blame me o)

First few months was hell! It was extremely cold! Like there are AC every where! Infact AC sef dey learn gan! We have to wake up early morning daily to look for off jobs! Despite the coldness! Gradually! The little dollars I brought from naija don finish! I have to pay for monthly rents, electricity, water etc!

Hmmmmm! As a naija boy d hustling spirit keeps me going! And of course I maintain communication with bae! We chat on whatsapp most times am free! We upload and tag each other pictures on whatsapp and et al!

But gradually the December I promised was drawing near, yet no plan to go naija sef! Firstly due to paper issues (most of us are illegal immigrant until when luck smile on u) secondly no enough cash yet back home due to accumulated bills! Gradually reality begin to stare at my face!

Boo will call and tell me how her friends were laughing at her! How lonely she is! How boring it is! How badly she needed to be fvckd! Etc! Of course am in thousands of kilometers away! In a cold winter stricken environment wishing for a miracle!

Well! After almost two years of waiting, things changed! The pictures on FB says it all! Perhaps she can't hold on any longer! When I confronted her with my observations! She raised hell! Of course we men are always the usual suspect! I wept for days! But what can I do? Bae started frolicking with diff guys and yet some idiots back home will start shouting 'guys abroad are cheat'!

Of course my friends around laughed at me for believing there's still love in Nigeria! And she told anyone that cares to listen that she left because she's so sure I will end up marrying oyinbo!!

Fast forward! It's been three years now I left home! Paper issue sorted! Even though we ain't super rich, we ain't as broke as we use to be! Bae is still single! Getting older! Turning to churches! Updating heart aches on FB!!

Ladies! The fact that your bf left naija doesn't mean the union is over, stop this inferiority complex! No white lady is sexier than u! No oyinbo is sweeter than u! Don't let friends and gossips breaks your heart! Your man will always be your man if you're patient enough! Sorry if am boring! Just wanna share my experience with u

Seen, you cant go back yet cos ofpaper, why u no bring am come visit? After a year. to keep her believing?

ticket na $1k or 500pom..

u no put condom? for side of door?
na wa u o..OP

niggi4life:
Well, it's not as easy as it is been written, likewise the pay.
Nowadays most IT companies do not only rely on your certifications, they want it being practical, like ; what can you really do either in isolation or within a team.

I know lots of peeps here with certifications all over.. go to LinkedIn you will see them flocking around with certs without any experience.

I am a Senior network engineer, it took me years of practices: trial and error to get there. I have a Lab at home where i simulate network scenarios during my off days.

You need devoted time to become an IT professional and then you start seeing the money flowing like water.

As an IT consultant you can't earn lesser than 500K a month except you don't know what you are doing.

God bless!!

True...

And to add, all these shouting cisco upandan, CCNA, CCNP etec, all that is just rubbish..you can do that and may not even get a job, clocking 8-5, thats fact. Infact, you most likely wont, because those are certifications even little kids are wielding.

If you want to be useful to yourself, first become a network technician before you metamorphose to a network engineer, if you want. that way, you know everything- in a new construction with a blueprint or floor plans, you can set up your entire data network from access points, comm rooms, cables, racks, switches and all. You can punch down, terminate your RJ 45 on modules and fix them on face plates, install them on walls, where a user will set up his computer. In the equipment, you know exactly where each wire or cable is going, you can tone to locate cables and patch them in, set up everything and genrally do plenty of management in there

To be a network technician, you are basically an electrician- albeit a low voltage one- you can set up data networks from cartons of cables doing cable runs- fishing cables through celings and walls, terminating them on patch panels, installing servers, and switches and installing and mounting racks, doing cable management and all- inshort you can integrate a data centre.

So interms of nomenclature, what are you? You are a low voltage technician/engineer, you are a telecom technician/engineer too (doing voice, video and data), meaning like i said, you can plan and design and install a data network, you can troubleshoot phones (66 and 110 blocks), do Voice over IP, install and configure IP Cameras (be it in shoprite, Next, or traffic cameras).

Knowing this prepares you to be a business man, doing cisco or all those certifications prepares you to be an employee- a big organization must have a network for you to manage, or administer, right? KNowing what i said above makes you confiddent- you can put in for any bid, or tell any developer developing, say- a hotel- 'hey, leave all your low voltage needs to me, i will setup your data network. For a small 50room hotel, you can collect N7m- labor, not materials.

You can put in for any bid- if EFCC are building their 23 storey headquaters, you put in for the bid- imagine running cables on 23 floors, installing access points, all over, communications cabinets on every floor, dropping everything down a main or central equipment room? If you have the capacity, you can collect N600m from there.

The only person competiting with you in Nigeria will be Huawei, but let Huawei take the big jobs of N500m or N1.2b, you will be pretty busy with all the small jobs within your neiborhood of N5m, N10m

How does being CCNA or CCNE help you? Can that help you fish a cat5 cable or fibre, through a hollow wall? or concrete wall for that matter? Or through a ceiling? Or mount a rack? Or install blade servers with hundreds of wires running underneath the floors? You must do all this before you go and start troubleshooting and subnetting and creating subnet masks, no? We are talking practical knowledge here.

And there are certifcations for this- level 1 installer, level II installer, copper, or installer fibre and the likes, then you move to OSP- Outside plant. Where the real big money is- those who run fibre optic cables outside- on poles or underground.

Learn all this, thank me later

Johnnyessence:
the most painful part is yahoo yahoo fraud is highly rampant in united state of America. The more FBI is mounting pressure on yahoo crimes the more it spring bigger than expected.

Because most of the naija boys who come to US now, just wanna make it rain, turn up at the club, shag strippers and escorts and drive buggattis. they wont do minimum wage jobs, dont want to be clocking in, anddont or lack the capacity to do 8-5 salaried jobs.

they also want to build fancy houses in nigeria and shut down the clubs when they go back home

the compressor on its own is a mini engine..so when AC is on, its like running two engines from the same fuel tank

nurey:
Hmmmmmm which car was that?

I have driven tons of cars, sedan hatchback, full size SUVs German, Asian, American and I can tell you there is no way a water bottle will roll from the back seat (note my roll) to the front, kolewerk if you have a car go and test it.

Those of you mentioning me and abusing me, i thank you but go back to your car and check, the driver wall was designed to not be bothered by a hanging bottle, its either the bottle has no effect or you push it up while depressing the brake pedal. Go and your findings well you all have cars nah haba, too much American movie makes my people lack reasoning.

pix1 is my brake pedal depressed to the end with bottle as far as it can go, if i push it up, it will roll down back
pix2 is as far as the bottle will stay, it does not disturb any pedal
pix3 accord 06 the bottle doesnt disturb the pedal at all also, that area for all cars is designed to either roll the bottle back or push the bottle up.

now remember when braking you lift your leg from side to side, so your chances of pushing the bottle from back to block the pedal is extremely slim.

is the scenario possible, yes but the probability is 1 in a million.

Sharap dia..mine rolls al the time, and my water bottle did, just yesterday night, and I was saying I have to be careful, i dont get into an accident because of the water bottle or other bottles I always leave on the floor of the car. you people who talk like you know everything. anybody who drives a mini van or space bus will tell you this.

yeye dey smell

how do you attempt suicide three times and fail?

such sloppiness is why you let an apprentice kidnap those innocent kids

may they be recovered and may you live long to reap the rewards of your labor

so you thought you will just pull up at the staples centre and go in, uninvited and without a pass? just like that? you think its headies or AMVA? these Nigerians disgracing us everywhere.

now you have been nominated, good, but didnt you post this testimony too early? aint it incomplete? if I was you, would have waited till the year I would win, then post this.

This man, your body too dey hot, calm down

Comeb back joor, you want to go and suffer in obodo oyibo for nothing.

meanwhile these moderators, this is a good topic.

why have you not moved it to front page, so we get more insight.

next time, bros, post this in travel, where the moderators actually know what they are doing

Along the line, he devised ways of making me look stupid, and I quitted when the ovation was loudest.


You don;t know anything. You are just full of yourself. Humble yourself and learn. And I quitted when..what is quitted? and several other mistakes.

We wey no sabi english sef don see rubbish wey u dey write, yet you base your grandeur on oral and written presentations

As seen on facebook. lol

as e be now

Madam.. go sidon..

How can you be travelling mar 1 and you go and apply for visa by feb 13? Just two weeks inbetween?

It is common knowledge SA visa takes about 3week or 4weeks to come out, so it means you didnt research your destination properly, or you were too eager to travel awoof business class and chop free food and sleep in AC hotel, you didnt mind gambling.

Apply visa direct, you go apply through agent, after 70k, them still no give you visa. Instead make u vex fpor wontra abi how dem call themselves, you dey vex for embassy.

And you were calling people with links to embassy to hasten your visa? kai, na these kain ones go apply for US visa dey find insider wey go do their visa quick quick. naija syndrome.

In most embassies madam, ambassador, ahs nothing to do with consular issues, SA is one of them.

Next time, research properly. CANADA will tell you 45working days, that is almost 9weeks

Its your choice. It doesnt mean those south africans are not jerks anyway

So i stumbled on a post here on Nairaland where someone was asking if a guy can marry a girl with two kids.

In Nigeria, its a no no for most guys, they wouldn't touch a woman with a kid let alone 2. Abroad especially in America, an akata(african american girl) with two kids at 25, from different men? She's still a damn good girl. At that age, the average akata girl already has like four or five children already from three or four different men and the eldest is like 12 or 13. This is mostly common within non college educated black girls.

In Nigeria, and mostly Africa, whether a girl has gone to university or not, rich or poor, she learns how to keep her legs shut or rather, learns how not not get pregnant outside wedlock.

Across the Atlantic, those other black girls, of American extraction? Anytime a man touches them- poof, they get pregnant, and happily too, because of benefits. In Nigeria, while men go about bragging that they are baby daddies, in America, thats your first woe- you pay child support, till a point you cant even take a job, cant even keep a bank account- you simply cannot afford to be on their system, because any penny you earn goes to your baby mama

So, being a baby mama in America is good business for those lazy black girls- each child represents either a government pay check, or child support. And those women, inherently like ssexx. they like sssexx so much they start fffucking at 11 or 12, have their first child at 14 or 15, 2nd child at maybe 18 such that at 25, when girls in naija are still struggling with nysc, those akata already have three kids.

I know a young, pretty woman of 28 with 5 kids- five. But she gets government subsidies, government housing, food and supplies for every kid and is apparently happy having those kids. It is only in Naija nay Africa you have 30 year old unmarried women who would get a heart attack if they so much as missed their periods.

For those who are baby mamas here for naija- wetin be your gain?

In NIgeria, hell no, abroad, especially in America, thats all you get if you are around akata neighborhoods

Those girls start fkuucking at 10 or 11, get pregnat by 14 such that at 25..they have like 3 kids with the first in their teens, all from different men.

Every child to those girls represents a bank alert from government and the more, the richer..

Its only in Nigeria you find 30 year old virgins or 30 year old umarried women without kids.

We ought to thank God for Naija or African girls