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Abeg make dem wait make i finish ma WOFBI program first.

mtcheeew....see as una dey argue like say na one beta song sef...scrappy piece of sh*t from both artists...

akwunmi: Madrid already out!!.! fcbarcelona all d way.....2d finals fcb 3-0 mad-rid..hahaha

i bet u were suprised....surely u didn't see it comin..next time u'll think b4 u open ur gutter.

*yawns*...feelin sleepy jare.

mimibets: was not mine but the worse val gift i've ever seen was when i was in jss2,an ss3 girl received an empty bar of soap,empty perfume jar,used tube of paste in a nicely wrapped gift bag with a letter from anonymous that read 'use these to reduce your body and mouth odour' and u needed to see the way she first welcomed the arrival of the gift with her friends running after her to see the content.i felt sorry for her coz she had severe asthma and water was not her best friend.Another received perfectly wrapped dry poo,Boys were not smiling!

LMAO.... boys are not smilin indeed

cant remember jare...been a while i got myself in a relationship n i cant remember collectin any gift in the name of love.....To me, love is life..its not something u celebrate one day n forget abt...love should be a lifestyle. a lifestyle dat we all should embrace....

YEAH....its true. been makin cheap. calls these days. but wat suprises me is dat am not in my preferred zone.

#team roger#.....i knw he's gettin pass his game buh i do sincerely hope he makes it to the final n wins...i love fedEX xo much....so calm n cool headed...no doubt he's the GOAT.

elrony: Fifa no dey try o...instead of invitin tonto as guest artiste na dat horrible whitey dem go carry...

LWKM...guy, easy na. Tonto offend you?

Messi is favorite to win it...but i would prefer if iniesta does so, cos he has been in messi's shadow for too long......well, as for ronaldo, na only luck fit make am win.

kenny987: This procedure shld be carried out on our leaders so they can have some vision! By the time their eyes are punctured a time or two...we should get results!

LMAO......true talk.

Depends on d individual n who he/she wants as d next of kin(could b anybody)...but as for me, it's my only sister.

#Jes passing#

olumaxi: am gud at textin

u b deaf and dumb?.....#jes asking oh#

It's a 50:50 thing....i call to say Goodmorning, she calls to say Goodnight and vise versa(if u know wat i mean).

Flashaldrin: Best combo for a guy = bad guy on the outside, nice guy inside.

GBAM....thread closed.

Lobolintin: advert placement
I hate girls jare....

u must b GAY.

Nice right up....but i prefer bein real natural so that any gal that loves me, should do so for who i am.
NB: the real me nobi nice guy o, but wit a gud heart sha.

pleep: ^ The most sense you have made in all 20 (circa) years of your existence.

The pride of a man is money.

because money answereth all tins abi....?

gen2briz: Pls ooo se she no wear bra ni? Na question I ask oo

i been dey tink say na only me see am o.

Future leader: This tiwa is an epitom of beauty i swear

na make up jawe...av seen more beautiful gals.

It is a well known sayin dat virginity is d pride of a woman n its d wish of most women to marry as virgins (although not the case nowadays). but this has got me thinkin; if virginity is pride of a woman as said earlier, wat den is the pride of a man?

[quote author=Dr_Bode]My parents?? Wow, a lot!! My parents will go any length for me to progress. Unfortunately, I lost my Dad last year August. Now it's my God and my Mum. May God help me to make her happy in life. AMEN[/quote]AMEN..sorry abt d loss, dude.

murtalaa: mind if i fart?

lwkm...na only fart? y u no shit for her front..

dad: the pillar of d family, always very supportive n generous( financially) n very patient( i guess dats where i got dat from).. tho nt always arnd.
mum: most hardworkin woman av knwn in dis life. very supportive, carin, prayerful n very spiritual....watever greatness i achieve tomorow, i owe it to God n to her..
for these n many more reasons, i love my parents.

[quote author=Gifted_hands]Mosquitoes and Cockroaches make me sick! I get malaria easily 4rm the former while the strong smell frm d latter makes me puke, it's gotten to a stage wher i hear their movement(cockroach) 4rm afar and all i do is Ben Johnson. And i find it hard smashing them, so digusting![/quote]lmao.....Y do gals fear cockroaches a lot? me jes wonderin o

Iaz93: Lwkmd!! Me I love ebira girls die! I can empty my account for an ebira gal oh!
But igala ehn!

guy, u neva jam b dat...jes attempt dumpin dem n see wat will happen.

Sallychizzl3: Must they pair us with them?

hehehe...somebody's afraid of loosing.