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midolian:
Who is not disappointed in the hunchback?

Even his dog, Jack must be very disappointed in him. He left the poor thing to die

Well, I dont totally blame him. It was hard to choose between the love for Biafra and the fear of being perforated

Bloody liar.

The dog is alive. Kanu just abandoned the Do. The Dog did what Kanu and Ojukwu knows how to do best. Run away from battles. They don't want to die as a hero same way MKO Abiola refused to run away in order to protect our democracy
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BabaO2:
what is the meaning of this for Christ sake? These guys are too backward. Not that the man came into your office to show respect for what you are doing, but you only run into him at party and that is an achievement worth celebrating?

That's Igbos for you.
Remember they claimed Trump was going to give them Biafra.

Wike was also crying the other day as if Prince Charles was going to give him money if he visited PH

Where's that tribalist, Wike?

salford1:
That is my favourite. The meat juice mixing with the cooked blood. Mine has to be rare or medium rare at least. Yummy.

Holy spirit.

I'm team Aparthotel. Cook my meals when abroad

claremont:
....unless of course he unknowingly orders it cooked rare. The steak will be dripping with 'blood'. In France, you can't go wrong with their baguette. The french love their baguette same way the germans love their weird sausages.

Nice photos OP.

This Nigerian UK based a*****t is still on Nairaland? Wow, it's been a while since those days in the Religion section.

delugajackson:
There is nothing terrible you won't hear in this country.

From appointment of dead people into government to money-swallowing snakes and to missing air equipments. Give it up for Nigeria, the land of mistrigue and wonders.

A dead man was elected in America on Tuesday. He died days before election, but Americans still went ahead to vote for him. What do you call that?

992finland:
everywhere organized .......bro am no longer travling with wify she need to attend to important stuff at work.in this case do i still need to add my marriAge cert alongside other supporting documents?

Definitely.

You need to prove that you've strong ties to bring you back to Nigeria

delugajackson:
Nigeria is the most terrible place to live in. If people are not dying from hunger, poverty and diseases, its by road accident or by electrocution. Sometimes I wonder if God really meant well by making me a Nigerian.

You're free to return to him, if you feel he made a mistake.

First be grateful and then lament. Yes, it's quite unfortunate what we're facing, but not to the extent of almost blaspheming.

cecegorz:
Tired, so we branched into a restaurant to grab something.

I looked at the menu from A-Z and the only name I recognized was Salmon. Lol

Oya bring nah... guys, I don't even know the name of this concoction but the only thing I know is that it is absolutely tasteless!

Chai... we just need to fill up our tommy sha...

Be careful what you eat oo

The attached images are what I ate in Tokyo 3 years ago and my life never remained same again lol

cecegorz:
I'm not sure I had more than a mil sitting in the account- but of course you'd provide a 3months statement so they'll see the history of the account.
And Yes, both our Passports are Virgin.
I went there with the attitude of I'm the one doing them a favour of spending my money there, and if they refuse, I move on.
Afterall, I first tried UK and they refused.

No wonder. This your first trip is really sharking you. It's allowed Sha.

By the Time you travel more to some other cities, you would stop the comparison and just accept that Nigeria can't be fixed in this our generation

Uche is very thick
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Davido looks like Teddy A

Is this necessary? Bloggers and attempt to gain traffic.

Why show us a photograph or her in the hotel, hows that related to her meeting the Veepee?
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Similar to what it's obtainable in Dubai, at the Metro stations.
Sharaf DG Station
Mall of the Emirates Station
And Tram link at Dubai Marina.

It's nice, but what will it look like in 5 years time? Most flowers planted by the BRF administration are withered already

G6

johnmba:
Which mod put this on front page.


Make i check if there is a mention of SNAKE in the news

They've a deal with Alexreporters, so anything the guy posts, gets to the home page

Ebimor96:

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This is the simple truth.

If we're all reasonable, we would realize that salary increment is not what we need now but for infrastructure to be fixed, sound economy and low commodities prices.

At ₦18,000 more than 25 Governors out of 36 owed workers, cos they couldn't afford it with revenue drop. Why would anyone think when you increase, they would be able to pay?

Yoruba says owó tí kò sí, jedi jẹdi ọ lè gbà. Not even stomach upset can take the money that's non existent
Even at ₦18,000 if dollar exchange to ₦ is back to below ₦200, there's constant electricity, purchasing power automatically goes up.

Prices are high, you increase salaries, the sellers automatically adjusts their products prices immediately to benefit from the more money in circulation.

Only employers of Labour and sound economists would understand

Are you sure you know who a client is?

daewoorazer:
3. Newbies:
Before you give out major projects, do well to find out the years of experience your potential client has. One way to know is that their prices are usually cheap which quid pro quo compensates for your project which they will use to earn more experience.

Using your project as a ‘lab rat’ may mean little or lots of mistakes which you wouldn’t imagine! Next time when you come across weirdly low prices compared to others, think again!


Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/03/3-types-of-individuals-never-to-commit-your-project-to/

A client is a person that engages the services of a professional.

By your logic above, you've assumed that the professional who needs the job is the client.

One of the reasons I don't take bloggers seriously is cause they're jokers

Is there a fake one?

NaotoKan:
Thanks for the correction but a quick Google search gave me 8.

https://www.google.com.ng/search?q=time+difference+between+nigeria+and+japan&rlz=1C1EJFA_enNG757NG757&oq=time+diff&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j35i39l2j0l3.3895j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Surprising though.

I know it's 7 hours during my stay in Tokyo, but time zone in Sydney too changes around 1st october every year

My bad. See my post 3 years ago

davodyguy:
We went for boat cruise.

It was fun around Tokyo waters last night, 28/10/15.

Its 3:26am 29th October now in Japan and 7:27pm 28th october in Nigeria

NaotoKan:
I believe you should give Komia more time as Japan has long working hours, time difference is another thing (9 hours ahead). Also, he should please post the process here for all to learn.

On my part, I fell in love with Japan (my username says it all) since I was ten (the culture, development, work ethic, safety etc.) and I am currently in my mid-20's; my ultimate dream is to study, work and reside in Japan for the rest of my life. Through the internet, I learnt the language (yet to write my N5 exams though). It has not been easy keeping up with the language as I have not seen anyone (physically) speaking or interested in speaking Japanese. Or does anyone know where someone can learn Japanese in Lagos (physical classes)?

7 hours

Ehiscotch:
Thank God for him and I really appreciate Ellen for her kind gesture to this man.

Ps: Ellen DeGeneres is Les, she donated $100,000 and gets praised; Bobrisky is an unconfirmed gay but still wasn't appreciated for giving James Brown 100k.

Men are known for double standard

kingkakaone:
Wow! This is sincerity but lemme ask...
Why Amosun bro?
I'm thrilled by ur choice and I like to understand why.

Tinubu is a greedy man

kingkakaone:
If u were Buhari who would u pick between Amosun and Tinubu?
Just be sincere please.

Amosun

I feel so sorry for BAT.

If Buhari can do this to Amosun, then Tinubu is doomed.

Amosun was to Buhari from 2007 to 2011 what Tinubu was to him from 2013 to 2015.

Whenever Buhari came to Lagos after he lost the 2007 election, Ibikunle Amosun gave him money, would send driver to pick Buhari ati the airport, buy him gifts etc.

Amosun was staying in Gbagada, Lagos. Buhari would sleep in his house and they did things together.

Because of Ambition, Buhari jettisoned all that. Tinubu has the ambition of ruling Nigeria in 2023, But Buhari would fk him up soon.

Buhari has my vote though, but he's a bloody niggga

Amosun was fkd by Tinubu. Tinubu wanted to use Yayi, But Yayi project failed, just as James Faleke's project failed in Kogi. BAT not wanting to lose out, used Dapo Abiodun of Heyden to fk Amosun. It's pay back time. But Tinubu can't smell Aso Rock in 2023

Deal with Abaribe first

Standardcosting:
Why won't she marry is secret. Old coromotor

old cargo

EgunMogaji:
I flew Kenya Airways from Amsterdam to Nairobi to Lagos last month.

It wasn’t by choice because I missed my KLM flight but it was actually not bad technically. Friendliness of crew was not high in the Nigeria leg.

I'll never do Kenya Airways, since I lost a relative in the 2000 crash they suffered on Dubai Lagos flight

moonraker:
lol what?? I will be honest. I don’t remember you giving me a phone number. I remember asking for one but the rest is a blur. In hindsight, at that time, I wasn’t based in the Tokyo area. So either way, the best I would have done was call u. I apologize.

Coming for the Olympics with My wife and son, By God's grace

Unfortunately our Nigeria: Med-View Airline is banned, whilst the likes of Ghana Airways, SAA, Ethiopian Airline, Egypt Air, Air Maroc, Kenya Airways are not banned

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Mynd44
Seun
Mukina2
DisGuy

Can do the needful to save lives