₦airaland Forum

Phock2sweet:
Who dash monkey banana


Where sharks dey do meeting Wetin crayfish wan go do for there?

.. to clean up debris from the sharks teeth, before and after the fight na.

Great write up!
.. reminds me of the acronym "MAD"!!
Mutually Assured Destruction!!!

.. let it crash!
The lives of 44 million people are more important than the saucer in space.

Chai!
.. "gbese"!!

Why promote the setting up of modular refineries in the first place if they won't be viable, from the same government's regulations?
This government seems to have perfected the art of excuses and blame game rather than taking responsibility for it's failures.
.. just give Nigerians fuel!

Jennyclay:
Nigerian Youths, please go get your PVC. Let vote out all these old cargos.

Don't just come to social media and start trolling our bad leaders. Go get your PVC and let's do the needful.
The agitation we use during #endsars can also be applied during this presidential election.

This is one of the most sensible comments I've read in yonks!
.. a clarion call to all to do the needful rather than continue to complain bitterly about bad governance.

Nigerian university education in further peril!

FreeStuffsNG:
See young boys likely in their late teens or early 20s forming supermen who are terrified o. I thought they had 2 heads and a pair of wings! Shiorr.

Awon Alagbara mamero

Thank God it is not here in Lagos they got caught, they would have been pummeled like these guys below

Lol at "Alagbara mamero"! I haven't heard that in years.. you must be old school.

Judiciary don "yari" for Yari!

.. a veritable reformatory.

Haa..
She must've been beaten, in all the rainbow colours by now (not just black and blue).

This guy (Tonye Princewill) is just a complete gentleman!
.. reason over emotion!!

Kilode?
.. nitori ologbo!

Very pedestrian in his thinking. It would only worsen the brain drain. While the world is seeking better working conditions for health staff, this so called "lawmaker" is proposing draconian measures!
.. SMH!!

"You"!
.. I kept writing "yu", "yoo" and even "yo" sef!

Dukeolumidemans:
N1.8m?

Thanks for your offer Sir.
It was sold today.

.

Still available

Here.

Available.

Good deal.

Siberia01:
I just Came across some old mechanics arguing about
How the Peugeot 504 is stronger than the Mercedez 230E on the highway
Kinda funny...they were in their early sixties.

From there I knew they have worked on this cars back
Then...

So car gurus
Abeg

I know it's funny

But abeg who go dust who?

I'm sure you must've been thrilled listening to their conversation, and I'm not surprised that the men were in their 60's.
These were the perfomance cars on Nigerian roads back in the day.
There were those who believed that the 504 could be driven to the moon and back home in a day.
I was also excited about these cars then moreso my curiosity wasn't satisfied until I checked out their performance figures in "autocar", one of the popular car magazines then.
Well to the nitty gritty of the discussion, the Mercedes Benz was a better performance car. It had a 4 cylinder engine with a larger capacity of 2.3L, producing about 130hp when compared with the 504 engine who's capacity ranged from 1.7 to 2.0L, thus a power output of 93 to 100hp at the max.
This translated into speeds of about 100mph for the Peugeot and 112mph for the Mercedes Benz.
.. a nice trip down memory lane, to the wonder years.

Still available.

Available.

.. all good.

They are just playfully viewing the world upside down.

Still here.

Great car.

Available.

Still available.

Available.

Best wishes for the year ahead, everyone!