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Family › Re: For Nigerian Mothers Who Gave Birth Abroad by dayokanu(m): 3:36pm On Oct 12, 2010
The father doesnt want then the mother too can shower with acid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tevez In Trouble In Man City. by dayokanu(m): 3:15pm On Oct 12, 2010
HNIC:
Hleb regrets the day he asked to leave Arsenal(he's at Birmingham now,wondering how he ended up there)
and Flamini didn't force anything.He didn't sign a new contract. . . . simple.
BTW, Isn't he the captain and best player at Milan as we speakhuh huhBriliant move for him grin
Hleb since he left Arsenal has won a CL. A title Nobody in the Arsenal squad players, fans and coach has sniffed.

Flamini is in AC Milan a club that is wayyy superior to Arsenal

Would you rather remain best student at Ansar U deen or be an average Student at MIT?
Family › Re: For Nigerian Mothers Who Gave Birth Abroad by dayokanu(m): 3:00pm On Oct 12, 2010
pslm23:
This is what i want to suggest to her and I need y'all to tell me if it is a good idea. She should file for divorce. in this country when there's a divorce and kids are involved, neither spouse can take a child away without the consent of the other spouse.
LOL at the bold. So because a couple are having some disagreement DIVORCE is now the solution. Would you marry your friend after she is divorced. Or when she needs her man and  husband physically and emotionally Should she call you?

Let her just tell the husband that the kids would go when they are about to go to middle school.

Convince the husband that they have some medical conditions and its not healthy enough to live in a strange weather without their parents. If possible talk to your family doctor so he can advise your husband about sending 5yr olds away.

The mans fear must be borne out of something. If anyone hears about some children in the western country you go fear.

Maybe both husband and wife work long hours and the children have to stay with a baby sitter for long hours.
The man might be worried about the kind of attention and upbringing they would be getting.
Anyone conversant with the gangs in South Chicago might have concerns about raising a child in an environment like this. When young boys join gangs at the age of 9yrs and are planning to "HIT" other gang members.

iya ibeji:
After taking the kids from you they will find a reason to throw you out to marry another wife after all Hubby is an only child and his mum will want more grandchildren.
My sister tell your friend to shine her eyes cos she bi Niger not Amerikana!
Can someone spell I-N-S-E-C-U-R-I-T-Y? 
So anything a man does must mean he wants to get another wife?
If he eats Amala na because he is preparing for another wife,
If he gets a better job its because he wants to make money to get another wife,
Even If he brushes his teeth, takes his bath, comb his hair and changes clothes Its because he wants to entice another wife,

What in this situation would remotely suggest he wants another wife? And if he wants another wife, In what ways are the kids being in America stopping him?
Education › Re: Which School Is The Best University In Nigeria And Why? by dayokanu(m): 2:37pm On Oct 12, 2010
stevetboy9:
JAMB QUESTION. Anyway the answer to your question is University of Corruption and Money[size=28pt] Laundry[/size], Aso rock. Nigeria. Hope u're satisfied?
Me too, I have been thinking of opening a laundry business. Do you have any ideas to share? grin grin grin grin
Education › Re: Which School Is The Best University In Nigeria And Why? by dayokanu(m): 2:35pm On Oct 12, 2010
Tunsbobo:
There is no need for argument guys, oau is the best university in Nigeria. Oau is the biggest and most beautiful university in Nigeria. It has a conducive environment for learning, b'cos it is located in a serene and green evironment. When u enter the gates of Oau, you are welcomed to a green life, filled with trees,flowers and other nature's gift. Forget about their shortcomings(like consistent strike action), Graduates of oau are the best experts money can buy in all sectors of the economy throughout the whole of Nigeria. Academics is not a child's play at oau, but you get to mix with a lot of people and enjoy an impressing social life.Oau offers the best tetiary education but is the cheapest university in Nigeria(in terms of school fees).Check out Zain's African challenge(A competition which involves selected universities in Africa, coming together to see which university in Africa is best in terms of Academics) Oau was the only university that stood the test of time in the competition. Ladies & gentlemen,there is no doubt that oau is the best university in Nigeria, and one of the best in Africa, ALL HAIL GREAT IFE!!!
GREATESTTTTTTTT IFE

ARTICULATEEEEEE IFE

EVER MILITANTTTT IFE

EVER CONSCIOUSSSS IFE

EVER DYNAMICCCCCCC IFE
Family › Re: For Nigerian Mothers Who Gave Birth Abroad by dayokanu(m): 1:03pm On Oct 12, 2010
The only problem I see is that they are too young, Maybe by 10 they can go for high School in Nigeria to learn the culture and come to America for holidays

I think its important that they learn their parents culture. I would want my children to associate more with their Nigerian heritage even if they were born in a foreign land
Education › Re: Which School Is The Best University In Nigeria And Why? by dayokanu(m): 12:54pm On Oct 12, 2010
UNIPETROL is still the best
Celebrities › Re: I Will Never Marry Again - 9ice by dayokanu(m): 12:12pm On Oct 12, 2010
Abi o.

Gender solidarity is the right word.

Oprah said she wont marry, there wasnt a problem, Its was because men are useless.

9ice said he wont marry, plenty wahala, Its also because men are useless and immature
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tevez In Trouble In Man City. by dayokanu(m): 12:09pm On Oct 12, 2010
Just like Hleb and Flamini forced a move out of the shithole called Emirates too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 11:58am On Oct 12, 2010
HNIC:
I coulda sworn you have been corrected once before.
We'll play Chelsea at the Emirates on December 27, 2010

Get well soon V3

When you return, we'll get the full gist of what really happenned lipsrsealed
Ok I didnt know the humiliation would be twice in 4 months. Too bad.

That still cant take away from the question How "December 27 2010" Market
Celebrities › Re: I Will Never Marry Again - 9ice by dayokanu(m): 7:09am On Oct 12, 2010
Do you seriously expect 9ice to relay on a phone convo that Ruggedman was screwing his wife?

Most men would keep quiet about it like he did and make decisions for the future like he has done.

from rumourmills we even heard Tony Payne has been circulated among most guys in the entertainment industry
Christianity Etc › Re: Pray For Erastus Akingbola Of Intercontinental Bank by dayokanu(m): 11:10pm On Oct 11, 2010
I pray the judge doesnt cheat him of the time he deserves in Jail.

God should also bless his Jailterm in threefolds, If he is meant to get 4yrs it should be multiplied by 3

Finally I pray in his Jail, he wont jam Gay guys there

AMEN
Celebrities › Re: I Will Never Marry Again - 9ice by dayokanu(m): 10:51pm On Oct 11, 2010
^^ Na naija women show the poor guy pepper
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 10:50pm On Oct 11, 2010
olodo:
V3 Get well soon. We need u for the next home game to take care of dayo and his likes on our thread
So you are already envisaging another home loss and lots of ribbing?

The football club called Assanal is so pathetic, hopeless, useless that fans can even predict home losses for them ahead of the game.

Well I want to ask HOW MARKET for the return leg vs Chelsea next yr March cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Ademoyega Was The Cordinator Of The 1966 Ibo Coup? by dayokanu(m): 10:37pm On Oct 11, 2010
Dede1:
Would you have been happy if there were more than one Major of Yoruba extraction among the coup plotters? Even if there were six (6) Majors of Yoruba extraction involved in the coup, you would have found a reason to label it an Igbo coup.
Are you trying to tell us this was not an igbo coup? Of the core planners only one was not Igbo and the casualties are Major Political bigwigs from all regions except Igbos.

Maybe if Mbadiwe, Azikwe the premier of the Eastern region or other SE politicians were not Spared/Escaped, It wouldnt have been labelled an Igbo coup
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 9:16pm On Oct 11, 2010
Cesc Fabregas Assanals captain everyday regrets being associated with thet useless club.

Andrei Arse-Shavin Is cussing the day he signed for that hopeless club in North london
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 8:07pm On Oct 11, 2010
Heck.

GAYYners have an excuse to go trophyless again

V3 was injured!! grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 7:28pm On Oct 11, 2010
Song and Almunia must be those transvetites you are referring to
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 6:05pm On Oct 11, 2010
^^ You know how e dey be when u dey blow kpoli
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 5:48pm On Oct 11, 2010
^^ Make me and you mate meet on Bayern bed Thread

Leave edoyad here to prey on chickenshrimp
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 5:37pm On Oct 11, 2010
Dye their hair blonde? Are you referring to Alumnia or Song?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 5:36pm On Oct 11, 2010
@Ibime,

I sure say V3 dey wait for the base to the "claro". All those weed wey dem no dey remove dem seeds na him dey cause all these wahala.

v3 can we amputate edoyad's arm and give it to v3, Since he is just a wate of Oxygen and food.

On the flip side, the GAY moronic stem cell tumour in edoyads brain might be in his arm and affect an innocent young boy like v3.

So its a lose lose situation.

Edoyad help the world, Get rid of yourself. I take God beg you.
Politics › Re: IBB, OBJ Clash by dayokanu(m): 5:24pm On Oct 11, 2010
OBJ and IBB the two worst things to have ever happened to this country
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 5:21pm On Oct 11, 2010
^^ I wonder how Assanal fans cope with that transvetite called edoyad. He has even corrupted chickenshrimp self.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 5:03pm On Oct 11, 2010
Ibime:
Was he smoking weed on top of the building?
Good to hear he only broke an arm. Na small ting.
From now on, I go dey call am Humpty Dumpty.
Good question. You know what we do in uncompleted buildings now? wink wink wink

Was he trying to escape from a kidnap attempt?

mukina2:
Gunners and friends of gunners please remember moderavizzle in your prayers . .He fell from a building and hurt his arm . .they had to operate sad

get better soon sweeerie . . kiss
Shey na kiss go make am dey well?

V3,

Deleter of my posts, Get well soon o.

NB: Pls Can someone watch edoyad closely? I have a feeling he is about to do something terrible to himself.

Take him away from all tall building, seashore, Ropes, Highways, remove rat poison, knife, Izal and anything from the house
Family › Re: Cheating Husbands: Ladies Only by dayokanu(m): 4:23pm On Oct 11, 2010
chaircover:
Mr Dayo,

Thank you for your interest in the position of boyfriend to my friend. I however regret to inform you that the post has now been filled.
I however thank you for your intererst in this position and we wish you all the best in your future endeavours

Management
Chaircover Matchmakers Inc.
cool grin
OUCHHH angry angry angry huh huh cry cry cry
Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by dayokanu(m): 4:19pm On Oct 11, 2010
Really?
Family › Re: Women Who Earn More Than Their Husbands! by dayokanu(m): 4:16pm On Oct 11, 2010
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=525012.msg6918371#msg6918371 date=1286792822]
Submit to what? huh
[/quote]Submit to the Head of the family which is usually the husband
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tevez In Trouble In Man City. by dayokanu(m): 4:13pm On Oct 11, 2010
Adebayor is still better than all the log of wood you have in Arsenal currently
Politics › Re: IBB, OBJ Clash by dayokanu(m): 4:10pm On Oct 11, 2010
ferdiii:
I thought Obasanjo said anyone with IBB's misdeed should come forward forgetting he claimed to know how corrupt IBB's regime was. After being elected or selected, him Obasanjo did not know much and cajoled us to come forward with any. Now he knows again. I think he is senile like IBB said.
Abi o.

Wasnt it the same OBj who declared IBB sinless and even said if anyone has a claim against IBB he should bring it, All of a sudden OBJ now remembers the sins of IBB

OBJ is senile confirmed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 4:07pm On Oct 11, 2010
^^ Each of those players would be made club captain of your useless team
Politics › Re: Ademoyega Was The Cordinator Of The 1966 Ibo Coup? by dayokanu(m): 4:04pm On Oct 11, 2010
So which truth has Tewmuch and Dayokanu denied?

It was Ademoyega who killed Sardauna

It was Awolowo who killed Okotie Eboh

It was Fajuyi who killed Balewa

It was Benjamin Adekunle who killed Akintola

It was Yorubas who declared Biafra and came to kill Igbos. It was Awolowo and Ademoyega who did everything

Are you now satisfied?

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