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Sports › Re: World Cup 2010 - Should Africa Be Allowed 5 Teams In 2014? by dayokanu(m): 11:55pm On Jul 02, 2010
Whats exagerration there? Didnt Togo and Angola qualify for the last and didnt win one single game? despite that we have just 5 slots, Now with 12 slots we would see Mozambique, Burkina, Uganda etc.

WHo would watch a game between Uganda and Fiji?

Or a game between Swaziland and Sri lanka
Foreign Affairs › Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by dayokanu(m): 11:53pm On Jul 02, 2010
I have seen men walk around with obvious erections
It is an embarrassing sight
One man in my church choir was even singing with obvious erections for several Sundays until he quit the choir
Maybe the Pastor and elders asked him to stop since he wasn't ministering to anyone and his bulge was a distraction.
I pretended  I didn't see it until my husband commented,in fact at first I was convinced that maybe I was just seeing things
but true true d broda was having full fledged erection and was trying to cover it with one hand and holding the mic with anoda
I don't know the sister that was making him that way since my church was a conservative one.
Hmm, Osisi you are the one corrupting the mind of this young men in your church, Should anyone of them miss heaven, their blood would be on your head

Must you people wake the sleeping lion? You can beat a child and tell him not to cry, Its not about being Hot, the thing is being provoked.

Be mindful of the chinese dude, those men with small body and flat bum always carry russian made missle for front to defend the back
Now you just got FL Gators salivating,
Sports › Re: World Cup 2010 - Should Africa Be Allowed 5 Teams In 2014? by dayokanu(m): 11:44pm On Jul 02, 2010
If Africa is to provide 12 teams, when wont the likes of Togo, lesotho and Mozambique get in?
Foreign Affairs › Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by dayokanu(m): 11:43pm On Jul 02, 2010
so you too dey patronize them too?
Chei Dayo
I went there to tell them that the kingdom of God is at hand and I had to wait till the last one of them left
Foreign Affairs › Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by dayokanu(m): 11:43pm On Jul 02, 2010
Control which lust. Abeg tell the womenfolks to cover that cleavage jor.

From the pose of the leg we can know what awaits beyond

Anywaz. . . . I've never heard about a paralyzed man who couldnt get it up
Its like you specialise in disabled dciks
Foreign Affairs › Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by dayokanu(m): 11:32pm On Jul 02, 2010
I am sure FL Gators can diagnose paralysis of "down there" even over the internet. Some people are specialists in that thing
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by dayokanu(m): 11:28pm On Jul 02, 2010
E duro dayo kini urhobo waado wa de bi ba yi ke. E ma bu wa oh se ti gbo ma bu wa rara
E jowo ma, e ma binu simi ma, Yoruba mi ko munadoko lo titi.

Igba ti mo ri urh[b]OBO[/b] waa[b]DO[/b]. O confuse mi ni Mo ro wipe won invite wa ki a wa do obo ni?

Igba ti A-40 tun so wipe is[b]OKO[/b] ni ohun . Won wa n wo wipe, Ija is[b]OKO[/b] ati urh[b]OBO[/b] Olorun nikan lo le pari e
Foreign Affairs › Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by dayokanu(m): 11:19pm On Jul 02, 2010
Are you guys just exaggerating?
Egsaji wetin? Try be a man for a day in those office with female colleagues wearing those ridiculous cleavage revealing thing, Dont you notice men tend to sit down more and the ones that walk around put their hands in their pocket or your otherwise elquent colleague just goes blank while giving a speech.

Lol, I'm asking because I don't get what the uproar is all about. These days you see bosoms, legs, midriffs everyday, why can't they get over it?
Why do you think strip clubs are always filled every day despite that we see legs, bosoms, and midriff. Like dat one in your profile wey no dey gree me rest all day
I saw a man over 50 on wheelchair sticking $1 bills by the side of the stage even went for a lap dance inside at Delilahs den in NJ


The same thing I want to know
I read another male poster on another thread say how he had to use ice water on his "abunna" to calm it down because the thing refused to go down.
I was like OMG
It's that bad?    
these men need to tell us more
What do you expect? We have testosterone in our system
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Uruguay: [2 - 4] On Penalties After [1 - 1] Draw @ World Cup 2010 by dayokanu(m): 11:10pm On Jul 02, 2010
'

I will never watch football in my life again.
Stilly, you have better balls to watch and even play with
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Uruguay: [2 - 4] On Penalties After [1 - 1] Draw @ World Cup 2010 by dayokanu(m): 10:19pm On Jul 02, 2010
Gyan lost the game, How can you miss a last minute penalty Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


I dey vex. You better send me kwarrect Ghana chic to calm me down
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Uruguay: [2 - 4] On Penalties After [1 - 1] Draw @ World Cup 2010 by dayokanu(m): 10:15pm On Jul 02, 2010
Yeeeparipaaaa

Obatala oooooooooooooooooo,


Orunmilaaa ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ghana don comot sha  cry cry cry cry cry cry
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Uruguay: [2 - 4] On Penalties After [1 - 1] Draw @ World Cup 2010 by dayokanu(m): 10:13pm On Jul 02, 2010
Yeeparipa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ghana why o why
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Uruguay: [2 - 4] On Penalties After [1 - 1] Draw @ World Cup 2010 by dayokanu(m): 10:03pm On Jul 02, 2010
*Faints*

*Refuses to wake up*
Undresses her, pours water on her head and resuscitates her
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Uruguay: [2 - 4] On Penalties After [1 - 1] Draw @ World Cup 2010 by dayokanu(m): 9:59pm On Jul 02, 2010
Whatever the result of this game turns out to be, I am still proud to be Nigerian sorry Ghanaian
Politics › Re: Boko Haram's Deputy Resurrects From Dead by dayokanu(m): 9:34pm On Jul 02, 2010
Stillwater, this your leg no go kill persin o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by dayokanu(m): 9:15pm On Jul 02, 2010
I'm serious bro

English players are overhyped,overpaid & over pampared.

Now they are blaming Capello
They blamed Venables, Glen Hoddle, Kevin Keegan, Sven Goran Erikson, Steve NcLaren now they are blaming capello.

When would they realise that their players are average at best
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Uruguay: [2 - 4] On Penalties After [1 - 1] Draw @ World Cup 2010 by dayokanu(m): 9:12pm On Jul 02, 2010
any available ghanaian woman in the denver-castle rock area?
Any Ghanaian chic in the Dallas area? We need to celebrate African stylee
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Uruguay: [2 - 4] On Penalties After [1 - 1] Draw @ World Cup 2010 by dayokanu(m): 8:21pm On Jul 02, 2010
Go Ghana
Politics › Re: Dapolam Accepts Defeat, speaks to Nairalanders by dayokanu(m): 8:20pm On Jul 02, 2010
Dapo that was the figure of corruption and wastefulness as ordinary governors son now want to step it up and go for Rep.

He should represent his Papas compound
Foreign Affairs › Re: Turkey Invades Northen Iraq by dayokanu(m): 8:09pm On Jul 02, 2010
From my sources, No one has died.

The Turkish forces just go to the Kurds to rub their back and go back to Turkey without one single casualty
Sports › Re: Nairaland Fantasy World Cup by dayokanu(m): 7:45pm On Jul 02, 2010
Omo I don forget to change my team, Still had Johnterry and lampard
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by dayokanu(m): 7:42pm On Jul 02, 2010
@egbon d
oyen kan she wemimo fun yin
walai , eti koja ibawi
ki oluwa si ron yin lowo oo
ah da ke change
se gbo
shocked shocked shocked shocked O fe we fun mi? Walahi talahi Sunmobilahi Lasilawwa. Mo ready. Je ki a we fun ara wa nisinsinyi.
Sports › Re: World Cup 2010 - Should Africa Be Allowed 5 Teams In 2014? by dayokanu(m): 7:27pm On Jul 02, 2010
^^ You mean since Africa and Asia have more countries they should bring more to the world cup so we can have

Somalia, Burundi, Mauritius, Lesotho, Mauritania, Nigeria, Ghana. Cameroun, CIV, Cape verde, EGypt

Asia: India, China, Srilanka, Korea, japan, Afghanistan, Turkmenistan, Iraq

South America has few countries and they should bring just 2 countries.

And Europe 4 countries

Would you watch that kain world cup??
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Uruguay: [2 - 4] On Penalties After [1 - 1] Draw @ World Cup 2010 by dayokanu(m): 7:24pm On Jul 02, 2010
GHANAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Go do Africa proud, My Kenke People
Sports › Re: Netherlands Vs Brazil [2 - 1] On 2nd July @ World Cup 2010 by dayokanu(m): 7:21pm On Jul 02, 2010
ALL the haters that said RVP is shyte, why don't you all stone Kaka for the missed goal
So RvP's excuse is that "Kaka also missed a chance". What a pathetic r-ap-ist!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by dayokanu(m): 6:50pm On Jul 02, 2010
This is a tactics by women to get men out of jobs.

How can a guy work effectively when he sees popping boobs in front of him every minute.

This has given a rise to stammering and loss of memory during oral presentation.
"Pocketing" which is viewed as unprofessional during meetings,
At times bending double to cover the bulge or even going to the bathroom to re-arrange JT.

This has lowered the guys productivity seriously. I wont even go to the traffic issue this has caused.

Women, Have mercy on us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 5:07pm On Jul 02, 2010
@Duduspace,

When you gather sensible youths together, you get the praise, But when you put together a squad of retards under the excuse that they are young, you would always get the stick.

Not only in EPL, tell us which of the wenGAY youths have done anything noteworthy in this world cup.
Sports › Re: Netherlands Vs Brazil [2 - 1] On 2nd July @ World Cup 2010 by dayokanu(m): 4:55pm On Jul 02, 2010
Wow! This is looking more and more like a German world cup win.
The Germans are playing against Messi and co tomorrow they have to win that first
Sports › Re: Netherlands Vs Brazil [2 - 1] On 2nd July @ World Cup 2010 by dayokanu(m): 4:53pm On Jul 02, 2010
ruud guilit is a yeye man. smiling for the camera grrrrrrrr
You no hear as he dey yab dem during halftime.

Even he can see that van persie is a waste of seminal fluid

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