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ol boi, we go yarn tonite
i wan commot

No lele. We know as we dey do am.

Those who hate naija are in the majority.

Not that they hate Naija but they just opted for a better life

i swear, the only thing that will make me run is when this religious and ethnic thing gets out of hand

i can still cope wth the heat, bad roads, corrupt police and the armed robbbers ( cant count how many times ive been waylaid and beaten blue black)
Dayo, can i get a witness?

na lie. No be Robbers dey pursue you, Na men and boys you snathed their wives and girlfriends dey chase you.

I hope Dayo sees the quality of the EPL

I can see the quality. 4 entrants into CL 2 left.

What happens to NLanders in the US

liar!!!!
tell dem all our private convos  
when you make money today, arent you coming back to Lagos?
forget that insecurity abeg

You know I am a full blooded Nigerian. I am not American in any way and I must always return home.

No matter how bad naija is, I would always return there Not because its better but because Its my home, Its my country.

I be hardcore ajepako. And I had fun as an ajepaks.
Hopping into Molue,
Standing in Molue,
Using my body to rub females standing in Molues ,
Eating at roadside Bukas , Going to beer parlour and shekpe joint to make noise and argue,
Going to viewing centers,
Smuggling babes inside my house to avoid my parents seeing her ,
Making animal-like sounds in the campus-Hostel at ife were my recollection of growing up.
And I enjoy it every bit of it.

And saying someone can earn 10 times what they earn in Amereica is just way over the top.

Get your finances in order and live within your means.

Seemples!

You said the average salary in US is $50,000 what do you think the average working class Graduate in Nigeria is?

I worked in both economies and I can say its NOT better in Nigeria

the issue of security depends on where you live. Its not so bad. You can be shot on the streets here too . . . or by a mad guy in your school

On the average Lagos is more dangerous than the US. I can leave my house at 2am to the gas station. Check the road in Lagos at 2am either you are robbed by Robbers or by Police choose one.

Tbh . . . there is very little money to be made here. A lot of the folks who live here are slaves to their credit card companies.

David, Do you know what quality of Life means?

Ok lemme tell you I worked in nigeria in VI(In an organisation most ppl would brag about). I wake up at 4am to beat the traffic and I get home at 11pm atimes 1am whenever GO Adeboye strikes. to wake up 4am again.

No Light, bad roads, Insecurity everything my bro e no easy like dat.

You mean you want the money Nigeria has to offer, but think about the number of ppl queuing for the same thing and forget about merit, you have to grease palms. Its not as easy as you might think in most cases you end up being frustrated and run back to the NY you left behind

Make I talk true.

I went abroad to wash toilet, sweep snow and drive cab. i later became skilled as a security, corpse washer etc.

Na true i dey yarn.

I don't get this hate.
What has SAF, Wenger, Ancellotti, De Bosque, Rijkard etc won that he hasn't?
A man who won 67% of his games and lost only 11% in his career is a fking GENIUS !!!

Where is the hate?

I dont see one I only see overhype

Del Bosque won 2 CL, Hitzfeld won 2 CL in 2 different clubs, SAF won 2 CL, Carlo won 2 CL

Yet somone says Mourinho is top 2.
How is he better than Rijakaard, Pep(Who won treble).

He is better than Wenger no Doubt but top 5 is pushing it too far

Did SAF win you the CL in his first 5 seasons?
The guy would have gotten there.

Answer: SAF didnt play CL football in his first 5 seasons because EPL clubs were banned from Europe

I'm far from a Mourinho fan. . . but dude that guy won the UCL with a buncha nobodys!

And he couldnt win with a bunch of millionaires in Chelsea.

Del Bosque was with RM. . . . Hitzfeldt with Bayern. . . . Ancelloti with AC Milan! Guy abeg give the man some credit.

Del Bosques real Madrid of 2000 was one of the worst teams in Europe. They had lost 8-3 in the groups to Bayern and needed a last day win at Rosenburg to qualify.

Hitzfeld won with Dortmund.

Ancelotti won with AC Milan the same AC Milan that was disgraced 7-2 last week

Wasn't JM

JM was disgraced by SAF in 2009.

Laughable. Yet Madrid will kill to have him.

Have you checked the kind of coaches Real Madrid gets recently?

@Ruudie, Hitzfeld won with unfancied Dortmund

Do you lot know Ballacks pedigree in Germany?

Klaus Topmollers Leverkusen were the best passing side I have seen in the Champions League with the possible exception of Barca, Villareal and Arsenal. . . . and Ballack was at the forefront of that.

Dayo, can I get a witness?

Klaus Toppmollers exciting Leverkusen side of 2002.

Hans Jorg Butt.
Boris Zivkovic
Lucio
Jens Novotny
Diego Placente
Carsten Ramelow
Michael Ballack
Bernd Schneider
Ze Roberto
Yildiray Barturk
Ulf Kirsten/Oliver Neuville/Berbatov

When Novotny got injured, It was Sebescen who came in at Right back and Zivkovic moved to partner Lucio.

They played 4-1-4-1 with 4 midfielders who mastered the short triangular passes You might need to watch the whole Leverkusen 2002 season to understand this great team that never WAS

Why is Mourinho so hated?
After SAF, he's the best right now.

You can't fault his achievements.

I wonder how SAF will fare in another league?
Probably be fighting to avoid relegation.

You mean he is the best in EPL? SAF has already won the scottish league when MOUTHRINHO was in High school.

How come Mourinho is better than Ottmar Hitzfeld with 2 CL in different clubs, Del Bosque with 2 CL or Ancelotti with 2 CL?

Drogba is 32 what more is left of his career.

In the last 3 CL competition he has been disgraced out and always being the major culprit in all ocassion

And Joe Cole? What sort of player puts his hands on his hips most of the time?

He is modelling for "Dudu Osun" and "Kunnu Zaki"

Y'all need to come up with a good answer else I might have to ask you HOW MARKET in Babalawo

I give you till tomorrow

YAYA KASUA      (Hausa)
BAWO NI OJA       (Yoruba)
COMO EL MERCADO       (Espanol)
WIE MARKT        (German)
COMMENT MARCHE     (Francais)
كيف السوق (Arabic)
ΠΩΣ ΑΓΟΡΑ   (Greek)
HOW MARKET       (English)


Answer me else I would post it in 50 different languages

Abeg wetin be scores between me and Dyabman?

DROGBA is a FCUKIN DISGRACE!!!!!!!!!!

No Ovbredo to blame tonite.

2008. Drogba cops red card and Chelsea lose the CL finals
2009, Drogba miss chance upon chances and Later blames ref as Chelsea were eliminated
2010. Drogba cops a red card and Chelsea are eliminated.

With 3/4 of the fans and players owing their allegiance to Jose there is no way in HELL you coulda won.

And Yes that ref na BIG TIME WE RE! MAD REF!

Wetin ref do again.

BTW Thanks for Arjen Robben.  

Market was bad.
In fact, there is no market here again till next season.

We no gree. Why you wan close shop? We still wan buy MARKET. So come sell us MARKET

Once again HOW MARKET!!!!

Kalou was the only one who proved that he had the ability to trouble Maicon. He did it in the first leg, and CA should have brought him on for Ballack (moving Malouda into CM, instead of Joke Cole, who is never a central midfielder).

FIFA badged Coach Nateevs thinks otherwise

i ve always said that am a chelsea fan but my kind of "fanship" is chelsea morihno
tonite u needed to see me a chelsea fan rooting for morinho.
Jose is just too good.
he said he was home and he proved it.
give honor to whom honor is due

Just like half of the fans in the stadium and players on the field.

This is a FCKIN DISGRACE!!!

Part of me is actually happy this happened

This are the type of fans Chelsea have. Happy cos Jose won.

I warned nateevs and co,
You people kept daydreaming.

Another prophesy,
No EPL title for y'all not even sure if Villa won't drive us out of the FA.
It's a disgrace, we needed one goal and we gave out the one goal we needed.

Yarinya, Ba na ji dogon magana, YAYA KASUA   (Hausa)
Omoge, Mi o gbo oro pupo BAWO NI OJA   (Yoruba)
Señora, yo no entiendo mucho de gramática COMO EL MERCADO   (Espanol)
Lady, dont Ich verstehe lange Grammatik WIE MARKT   (German)
Lady, je ne comprendre la grammaire de long COMMENT MARCHE (Francais)
Lady, I dont understand long grammar HOW MARKET   (English)


Answer me else I would post it in 50 different languages

Let us concentrate on the EPL.
Next year should be better.

The REF is a disgrace!

Wetin ref do again?

Absolute crap. . .
We can't put the ball on the ground. . No one can dribble.
No one is a threat,  everything is mechanical . .

Where's Lampard is is supposedly the great passer of the ball?
At leaast some final minute momentum to show desire. .
Ship this load out and begin rebuilding.

You now see the wisdom in subbing in Joke Cole?

English teams are crap.

You can say that but not chickenshrimp who got mauled 7-2.

Where is that boy called Ibime?

Roman should be eating his head off now. Should have known better not to have sacked JM.

Is Jose the only manager in Europe

Chelsea fans are singing 'come back jose mourinho'  

Ref shud put chelsea outa their misery.

BUNCHA LOSERS THEY ARE.

WHy are EPL clubs classless?

I pray they hand Bayern this Inter side and we show you how its done

To be fair though, ref's eyes were a lot brighter when the fouls were against Chelsea.
Walter Samuel shoulda gotten at least a yellow, and Chelsea at least two penalty shots.

Were you talking about last year? Because its sounding like same story different years

Tomorrow never dies.

You should know that.

Bayerns chances of winning the CL just received a big boost. Shekpe out!!!

Nobody can beat me to this.

According to section 144 subsection 22 of the Nairaland constitution.

I Honorable Dayokanu hereby demand to know. . . HOW MARKET!!!!

Let me the first to ask my good friends in London, HOW MARKET

Who would Drogba blame for this loss now since Ovbredo isnt the ref.

You would see Chelsea players celebrating with Mourinho after the game

BUNCHA losers!!

ETO'OOOOOOOOOOOOO DOES IT AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


BIG GAME AFTER BIG GAME ETO'O COMES UP WITH THE GOODS, WHAT ELSE DO Y'ALL WANT?

Are you in anyway referring to Ibrahimovic?

Who does Chelsea blame this year? Ovbredo or whom