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On a serious note though you guys have to simply realize no one is scared of Chelsea anymore!

Does this include Assanal? I just need some clarification

Don't deceive ya self jare.

Bayern Nazi will get one helluva beating come April 6/7

True say, Milan this season aren't the Milan of old however I can categorically say your defence ain't any better than ours.

You lot will be despoil.d, Gangbanged, molested and sh.a.t on in both legs.

No wonder we were able to humiliate Milan 4-1 at the Audi cup. is it not a shame that Jose even said he can win Milan with 7 men?

United reserves will sexually-molest the Bayern team i saw over the weekend.
Who would stop Wazza in Bayern? Fletcher will tear Van Bommel a new one. JS Park and Nani will Group Intimacy Lahm.
I can't wait for United to piss all over the Nazis. . . . . . .

Fletcher, pu-NANI or whatever.

How would Evra cope with Robben, Rafael,Brown/Nevvile vs Ribery or Vidic vs Olic or Ferdinand vs Klose

Sumptuous Get ready for a whooping of your lifetime

Chickenshrimp,

You suppose know say Milan na one of the most useless clubs in Europe this season so they are not a good measure of how good a team is

Maybe so she can be the mouthpiece of the govt once again telling lies to the world with their rebranding nonsense

You think say evryone na Milan?

Even our youth team beat Milan 4-1 at the Audi cup. Milan this season equals to Stoke City

Even Jose said with 7 men he would beat Milan Shiiooorrr

You wish is our command sir,

I would relay the message to ROBB-ERY

You mean the ones in ABule Egba who obtain cell phones are gone, Or the ones who use Okada to rob people of their petty belongings in Agege-Fagba and Agbado Station axis?

Ok case concluded it wasnt a penalty and the 3 points would be reversed

I can do the same in naija.

David On a serious note, You better dont try this regardless of the area.

Almost everywhere in Nigeria is closed at night only Police and robbers are out

David you arent that much older than me, Stats show our memory doesnt go past the age of 10

I disagree with this. I remeber Canada 87, Maroc 1988 and Seoul 1988  vividly and I wasnt born in 1977

I even remember having a crush on a girl in Elementary school and on my teacher Miss Mireku

with all that night crawling with hot chicks i no dey surprised

Why cant you Night crawl. I can wake up here and decide to go out at 2am without fearing nothing

That is absolutely not true. I doubt you lived for any extended period in Nigeria especially the 80s. In the early 70s and 80s you could leave your house unlocked and still come back and meet your stuff there. How many times do you hear of armed robberies in the hinterlands? I've been to my father and mother's villages . . . there is no fence, no gate . . . nothing and yet we sleep with 2 eyes closed.

Though I agree the rise in poverty is a factor but the Aninis, Oyenusis, Osunbors became legends in the 80's

But if you agree that poverty is more prevalent in Nigeria, How come ppl are painting a picture that hardly is in Nigeria for us. Like 80% of graduates cant get jobs, Most that got were laid off. I know about 5 friends who lost jobs at Banks in the last 3 months in Naija

yes, but bank robberies and kidnapping are recent phenomena in nigeria's crime landscape
they have been staples of the us since forever -

Lawrence Anini became a legend in Nigeria in 1986 robbing banks when I was still rolling tyres clad only in boxers around Dopemu

strange that you're equating snipers with area boys

Snipers and "one chance" whats the difference, ritual killers nko?

Honestly guys - till we face up to the reality of how bad things are in Nigeria and stop excusing them by saying 'you have something similar abroad' then we will not progress.

Exactly, Trying to hide under the "You have something similar there" wont help us at all.
You can tell that to someone who didnt live or work in Nigeria before.

In February 2006 My friend went to write a First Bank job aptitude test at UNILAG and they were dispersed by tear gas. If you see the number of people there?

I have seen venues of job tests and I see the army of unemployed youths. they are talking about recession in US but it can NEVER be on the same level as I saw at some aptitude test in Nigeria.

You say ppl can do business in Nigeria, I have a friend who does LEGIT biz in the US and make over 10k a month. I have another who made over $1million between 2006-2007 doing real estate. He is coming to Naija now to contest for House of Rep. Both are still under 30yrs

If there are 2 LEGIT opportunities in Nigeria I bet you have 50 in the west

Well thank God you said 2007/early 2008, but that has reduced drastically because when you come to lag now, you'd think UN peacekeepers are stationed here with the kind of police heavy duty van parked at various hotspots. (we still have series of minor robberies, but not anything major again).

Well thats refreshing to know. Well I still have to confirm sha. Cos my friend TKB 417 has been robbed at least 3 times in the last 9months and badly beaten as well

I have never been robbed except once (in a supermarket by 2 silly young boys operating with 1 piston), they almost got caught but they were lucky to have escaped, just got my e71 for $430 then (2008 August), and i was having 3k in my wallet, they only took the money and i didn't release the phone. other than that, never been robbed nor none of my family/relatives.

I lived in Chicago and in Houston been to several cities too. I have never been robbed though I have a friend whose car was "Joy-ridden" in West Chicago one of the most dangerous places in the US thats about it.

but you have bank robberies, not so

bank robberies in US can never be on the same scale as in Nigeria. Specifically in 2006. I was working in a bank in Nigeria. All banks in Aba were closed for like a week because of robbers. I havent heard of that here sha. Last yr the same scourge came to Ibadan. In 2008 while I was in Bonny Island, all banks couldnt open because of robber until they deplyed the Nigerian Army. This was around June 2008.

you have snipers

Like Agberos or Oryza's, One chance and co

you have hostage takers

You mean the kidnappers of Soludos father, Nkem Owoh, Pete Edochie, even 4 yr old kids we have in Nigeria

you have fellas like the unabomber

I dont understand this

not excatly a robbery, but is richmond high in the hood?

Oyb,

I have worked in the two societies and I know the difference. As at 2008 robber strike on Falomo at least 3 times a week. This is Falomo in Ikoyi on of the highbrow areas in lagos Nigeria.
in 2 weeks while in Naija some colleague would be robbed between VI and 3rd mainland taking Falomo. which is a highbrow area.

I am not talking of APongbon which is a known robbers den. In 2007 did you hear of the young igbo lady who works for Erikkson that was killed at Apongbon by robbers?.

I have lived in At least 3 US cities and never seen highway robbery before.

Anyone who has lived in the west before Pls tell us how many times you were robbed while you were in UK or US

But with a degree? can someone with formal education end that much? i mean an immigrant?

Yes these guys are immigrants.

The Kenyan guy doesnt even have a green card.

Check www.dice.com. This a site for IT jobs and see what some positions have to offer and the required qualificatrion is a GED High school equivalent of SSCE

How about $1800 per week? what do you say about that? not even a master holder oo, still in this same Nigeria.

Information is power

Nice try but in this same America, I have seen Naija guys not even with a Masters earn $80/hr Last month I met a Kenyan who makes $110 an hour

income wise  its not really about $3000 v3 #million - but how much of that money do u actually take home?

and hey both nigeria and the us have armed robbery - though victims in the us have  better opportunities for redress

And whats wrong in paying for the amenities you enjoy in the form of taxes?

Robbery in the US can never be on the same level in Nigeria.
In the US as long as you dont live in the hood. But in Nigeria regardless of the area you live Armed robbers always strike. before I left Naija in 2008 a female partner (American) in the organisation I worked with who stays in a service flat of $50k a year on Admiralty way Lekki was robbed and her houseboy was thrown from the third floor she was beaten mercilessly and all her stuff were stolen.
In the US you can go out any time of the night without fearing anything.

Someone with a Masters would earn at least $4000 a month which translates to over #600k

Bros Akinalabi, Show us the way

If you check well you'll see that they are hand-me downs from the white people they worship over there!

Chei, we don suffer no be small!

Worship white people? Do you know some Nigerians abroad have jobs that 80% of white people wish they do?

I've told my sis, come home after your M.sc and i'd get u a job where u'd earn 300k a month.

300k a month is less than $2000. People working in call centers earn about that.

A lot of people earning #300k a month still left their jobs in Nigeria

Scoring? This season Messi has scored more goals than Rooney

Messi 24 games 25 goals
Roney 29 games 26 goals

Total goals messi 34, Rooney 33

How come some players light up their new clubs immediately they join?

Messi currently shytes on Ronaldo

Kamoru,

Where u wan enter?

magun nefa catch you before?

Laughing stock?
The 5th placed team in the EPL will beat Bayern Munich.

No wonder Liverpool was humiliated by Lyon and Fiorentina

Tell me when bayern won the league 4 times in a row.

Jarus,

Did you get my email?

Crynaldo has scored 15 goals in 18 appearances vs La Liga teams
Messi has scored 25 goals in 24 appearances vs the same La Liga teams

Crynaldo scored 31 in 34 appearances in the EPL yet someone tells me that the EPL is more difficult to score in.

Torres who was a monumental failure in Spain suddenly turned to a cult hero not to mention Roque Santa Cruz who hardly averaged 7 goals a season scored 20 in his first EPL season

Oya meet me for room

@Tboy
Ohh i see. So why do you think Messi has to come to England? What does he want to go and prove there? Why can't Rooney go to Spain? I don't remember Ronaldo,Zidane or Ronaldinho needing to play in the Premiership to be virtuosos at their trade

Ppl are funny sha.

Messi has to come to EPL to prove what?

Some even said Messi doesnt perform vs EPL opponent, when he scored that header in Rome was it against a UPS opponent?

Tell me the last time Rooney scored against a La Liga opponent to start with.

FYI he has played Villareal countless times and Barca 3 times at least

Since Liverpool is useless, we can now rely on North Londoners to save our league from being a laughing stock in the eyes of the likes of DayoKanu.

4 Premiership title in a row is sickneing!

I siddon dey wait una o.

Else y'all would have to tell me how this league is different from Celtic winning 70league titles in a row or Lyon winnin 1million titles in a row

Shopping was good regardless of our loss.

Bayern is still top of the league for the past 3 weeks.

You are proving my point David, the only reason you are there is because you couldn't do well here. The opportunities here are certainly not as much as they are over there

This is the height of ignorance I must say.

Is it not funny that the cab drivers, sh.it carriers, gutter cleaners and co still end up sending billions of Naira home to save the Range rover driving ones from hunger.

Let Western union or International money Transfer stop for one month and Biafra war would be like a script from Disney as ppl would go on rampage.