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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 12:22am On Nov 29, 2012
coogar: of course, chelsea never lost to a mid-table team before torres joined them....mumu!
What does this add to your argument? you seriously need Alabukun

are you a fan?
We should be asking you the same. Are you a fan of Chelsea?


rooney did not score a goal from open play between march 2010 and january 2011. torres has scored 7 goals between august and now - what's the comparison?
Rocket science E=MC2. Rooney broke his metatarsal in March 2010 and didnt score!! You deserve a Nobel prize for that discovery.. In Stupidity though. Let me add another new discovery, Lampard has not scored in the last 7 weeks, Never mind that he was injured. Mumunatu cheesy

says the man that said drogba was loved by his fans after drogba's first season.
Chelsea was shipping out strikers No one touched Drogba during his tenure. In Drogbas first season of English football he copped 10 league goals and the team won the league. Yes in coogars retardded world its comparable to Torres 5th season in English football and second season in Chelsea. with the lame numbers he is putting out

You still wonder why they call you mor00n?

this is a bit rich coming from a man who has been caught several times räping his neighbour's cat....
Your fantasies you can put them on video and post on animaltube.com you might get followers who share the same fantasies as you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 12:02am On Nov 29, 2012
Can Arsenal win a League game vs 11 men?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 12:01am On Nov 29, 2012
coogar: would the chelsea fans complain about losing to west brom grin
Losing to West Brom No biggie it was a hiccup due to the useless striker they had

you should go to court if it irks you.....why are you mourning more than nateevs and bluediva, it's a transitional season, negro!
No wonder fans at Stamford bridge were booing the team for the second game in a row, No one can mourn more than those people who spent their money to watch such a game 2 gameweeks in a row.

rooney went to the world cup that summer, came back fresh for the premier league and was anonymous in front of goal from august till january! drogba scored 5 league goals in an entire season twice in his chelsea career......dayo, go and stick your dïck in a diseased rhinoceros
Tool, Rooney was anonymous for 4 months How many months now has Torres been a failure in Chelsea?

January would make it 2 yrs 24 full months that fernanDUD has been a complete failure

I knew you have weird fetishes, If fellating a diseased Rhino is one of them then get to work
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 11:39pm On Nov 28, 2012
coogar: united took all the 3 points @ stamford bridge.....liverpool also clawed their way back to a 1-1 draw. you see, you are not very smart @ observing!

rooney went 9 months without scoring from open play in 2010.....it's all part of the drill!
United took all 3 points at Stamford bridge I doubt any Chelsea fan would complain about losing in those circumstances

A drab draw at home to Fulham having 3 shots at goal all game making a total of 4 shots on target in 2 games in front of your own fans is a disgrace a bleeping disgrace.

coogar: rooney went 9 months without scoring from open play in 2010.....it's all part of the drill!
The tool is comparing Rooneys situation to Torres . Rooney copped an injury in Munich in March 2010 making him useless for the title run-in in March 2010. Torres is simply plain USELESS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 11:26pm On Nov 28, 2012
coogar: you would think chelsea had won every league game before benitez arrived with the way dayo has been screaming like a diseased hyena.......di matteo's last 4 league games were 2 losses and 2 boring draws.
This swine is back with his senseless posts. Which of these games were at home? Failing to score in 2 back to back home games

And Torres breaking the 10 hour mark. In 10hours only God knows what could have been achieved by serious players.

But we already know, Today its bertrand and Marin who conspired to freeze FernanDUD out.

Hows the #Torres-under-Benitez-watch# 0 good games in 2.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 10:59pm On Nov 28, 2012
[quote author=A-40]You guys where in the race till you sacked RDM really. Smh see wetin Torres don cause[/quote]Noo Lailai, How can you blame Torres, Today its Marin, Bertrand and the Fulham defenders who didnt allow him to score
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 10:47pm On Nov 28, 2012
Chelsea currently has more issues than Time Magazine
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 10:36pm On Nov 28, 2012
coogar: 0 goals conceded as well.....
3 shots on target in 90 mins playing at home to Fulham.

Did you hear the fans reaction? Booooo

How many hours now since Torres last scored?

Today Mata was benched so who should we blame now?

[size=18pt]Newsflash OVER 10hours since Torres last scored a league goal[/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 10:31pm On Nov 28, 2012
Fans walking out already

2 home games zero goals scored
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 10:14pm On Nov 28, 2012
Ibime: Anybody dey watch the game? Sky Sports dey talk say na boring game
Imagine this.

Starting a game at home vs Fulham and Rafa starts with 2 Left backs Cole and Bertrand benches Mata. What do you expect in such situation
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Fulham (0 - 0) On 28th November 2012 by dayokanu(m): 9:47pm On Nov 28, 2012
Person say Na attacking football Roman want, Hope he is getting it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 9:39pm On Nov 28, 2012
Tymoschuk doubles the lead.

We should go 11 point clear of Dortmund and 10 clear of Leverkusen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by dayokanu(m): 9:36pm On Nov 28, 2012
jackbauersballs: Fvck...Routledge on my Bench

Benitez I beg you in Jesus,Mohammed, and Buddhas names...Keep that Mata on that bench!!!
Lailai.

Mata must play ooo

I dey one league where the guy has Mata captain, Van persie vice captain and Routledge first option off the bench
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by dayokanu(m): 9:17pm On Nov 28, 2012
Fellaini is already punishing me for my mistakes. How did I not remember there was a GW?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 9:02pm On Nov 28, 2012
Welcome to Benitez era.

2 Left Backs to play vs Fulham.

Mata on the bench Marin on the bench

All in a bid to get Torres working

Roman wants exciting attacking football and hires Benitez
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 5:13pm On Nov 28, 2012
coogar: shut up your mouth and tell us why torres must benefit from all mata assists in the league.....shut up your mouth and tell us why lampard outscored drogba for 2 league seasons. shut up your mouth and tell us why drogba scored less than 1/7th of chelsea's goal haul in 04/05 and torres is criticised for scoring 1/6th. now zip it and tell us why rooney(leading assist maker) has not assisted van persie(8 league goals).....


if you process all these points, you would know you have been nothing but an epileptic arabian camel that has just undergone manual castration!!! i told you, i had you cornered from the beginning.....your thought process is slower than the earth's revolution!
Mata scores because he takes penalties, Now we found out Mata actually hasnt scored a league Penalty for Chelsea this season. Yet this unrepentant Himalayan Hillbilly is bleating

Drogba was playing exactly what the coach wanted him thats why the coach wasnt sacked, Chelsea were winning Drogba retained his place at the expense of other failures and The fans love him


With fernandud the coaches dont want him, The fans dont want him, Coogar told us the other Players are conspiring against him, 3 coaches have been sacked and Torres issue is the main topic for discussion in every Sport paper in the UK
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 4:49pm On Nov 28, 2012
coogar: mata takes penalty for chelsea - how wont he have more goals?
coogar: lets even put in the perspective that mata hasn't scored a penalty in the league, he has not outscored torres....
How do we reconcile rthese two statements made within a 30min frame by this unrepentant sod
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 4:09pm On Nov 28, 2012
The tool who said Mata's league goals have been pumped up by penalties cant even tell us which games he scored those penalties

Now show the world your foolishness and tell us how many of Matas league goals were penalties dodoyo

Tweak here and there is what they told us last season Get technical players, Get Mazacar and now the excuse comes again, Mazacar arent doing Torres any good
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 3:50pm On Nov 28, 2012
And the castrated goat bleats again.

How many penalties has Mata scored in the league you rhesus monkey?

Chelsea has scored 24 league goals and their ONLY top striker who has started all league games can only score 4. What a shame to FernanDUD

The same player Nateevs and other charlatans told us to sit back and enjoy this season has now become a source of shame to all his teammates, coaches and fans
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 3:40pm On Nov 28, 2012
coogar: don't mind the tool......
fredthered just sent me a text now that rooney hasn't actually assisted van persie in the league from his 6 league assists this season and van persie has scored 8 league goals. from dayokanu's retardëd logic, van persie must be useless from not benefiting from rooney assists!
Mumu so whose assist has Van persie been scoring from? Maybe its the fans or opponent that has been feeding Persie.

Persie has been benefiting from other United players, Torres has a miserable 4 goals in the league and zero goals in the last 8 hours of EPL football.

Why cant Torres get assist from anyone Not hazard, not Mata not Oscar
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 3:34pm On Nov 28, 2012
coogar: mata plays the same role as rooney(they all operate behind the arrow head)....they both lead the assist charts in the league!

torres has also scored from the assists of other players - otherwise he wouldn't be chelsea's top scorer in the league. so stop arguing like a twunt....in rooney's 6 league assists, he's only assisted van persie once......in mata's 6 league assists, he's only assisted torres once! none of the playmakers or the strikers is useless - it's just what it is....

at this rate, you are the one useless - there's no logic in your argument. your premise that mata leading the assist league means torres should be benefitting from him is irrational. rooney also leads the assist league and van persie has only benefited once from wazza. if torres is as useless as you claim, why has no other striker scored more than torres in the league @ chelsea?
Van Persie has been scoring goals from others assists Why does Torres have a miserable goal returns despite playing more minutes than Most strikers in the league? At the moment at least 17 players have scored more league goals than Torres the Chelsea number 9. What a shame

Torres has more goals than other strikers in Chelsea? What a revelation. How many strikers are in Chelsea? How many enjoy the playing time Torres has been given ?

In the league Torres has the same number of goals as a Mata a midfielder who has played at least 3 hours less than Torres While Mata also assists others to score Torres is plain useless for the 2nd yr now

Torres is the problem with chelsea
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 3:20pm On Nov 28, 2012
I would support resting Bastian Schweini for this so he doesnt cop another yellow.

Tymo, Martinez, Kroos should do the job
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 3:19pm On Nov 28, 2012
Matas job as a midfielder is to assist goals and he does that. He has been assisting and he leads the League

Van persie has been scoring and has been assisted by many people, But no one can play with Torres, Lampard cant, malouda cant Kalou cant, Droga cant, MAZACAR cant

Torres is useless

Even Benitez said Torres is a far cry from what he was in 2008. Imagine within a week the coach has given up on FernanDUD
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 3:00pm On Nov 28, 2012
coogar: avb played mata as a winger(daft decision)
di matteo failed to bring out the best of torres(incompetence)

it's like fergie playing van persie as a winger....will that bring out the best in robin? hell no! does that make rvp crap as a player? hell no! if you can't bend your head around that then you are a blastocyst!
Anywhere Mata played he has always delivered.

Mata is not the problem here he is doing his job perfectly. League leading assists cant be faulted.

The problem lies with FernanDUD who no midfielder nor coach can understand in the last 2 years
Politics › Re: My Nigeria Experience by dayokanu(m): 2:46pm On Nov 28, 2012
Omo this thing long oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 2:44pm On Nov 28, 2012
coogar: dayokanu is brain farting again.....
of all the chelsea players in the last 5 yrs, mata is the best candidate to play behind torres. he's skillful, he has all the attributes to be great in that role but he can still add more to his game. i have never ever criticised mata's signing @ chelsea. this time last year, i told you fools here mata is better than david silva and he's the new midfield general in the premier league. i blame di matteo for this crisis - he should be instructing mata how to find torres with the quick pass! i also criticised villas-boas for playing mata on the flanks!
You blamed AVB, You blamed Di Matteo, already started with Benitez. Yet Mata has been delivering the league highest assist and fernandud being crap as usual
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 2:32pm On Nov 28, 2012
nateevs: The midfield revolution I have been preaching for ages is finally about to happen next season.
Just sit back and watch Torres next season
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nateevs: Juan Mata. What a player!
coogar: i have always known torres is dynamite. thank feck for mata.
villas-boas biggest error was not playing mata behind torres.
Politics › Re: Will PDP Win Lagos Come 2015? by dayokanu(m): 2:27pm On Nov 28, 2012
illiest: Funny lol you dont know yorubas are the greatest tribalist in nigeria . they wont even give it to a yoruba from ondo talk less of Pat utomi.

But i wish people like him and ben bruce could contest for lagos cos lagos should be like Newyork and not reamin backward.
Carry Pat Utomi or Ben Bruce to your state to be Governor or you no wan make your own state be like New York?
Family › Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by dayokanu(m): 5:11am On Nov 28, 2012
[quote author=c.fours]@pleep, The second closest alternative is *911* grin[/quote]Calling another man to protect you abi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 12:28am On Nov 28, 2012
coogar: sturridge is useless....
a good player should be releasing torres from that position. the anelka pass that torres scored from was more difficult - it was simply telepathic....it caught the united defence flat footed....chelsea should have sold sturridge n kept anelka! sturridge is a poor man's nani! bundle of pace but no single football intelligence - no wonder his stock keeps falling in the english national team!
How can he release Torres when torres doesnt want to be released. Is that the way Hernandez hides when he wants to receive passes?

And we can see how Torres stock continues to rise either in the EPL or in the Spanish NT.

Torres currently epitomizes failure in European football similar to Andy Carroll
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 12:25am On Nov 28, 2012
nateevs: You are a disgrace. Sturiddge runs about 60 yards towards goal. He has all the time in the world to make that pass, he doesn't. You stop on this and you say "look at his foot he wanted to make the pass".

This is the frame right after your Danny's "foot analysis" . . Look at the shape of his body and tell me he ever intended to make that pass. What's even more compelling is that Torres continues on his forward run in case Sturridge still finds a way somehow of getting that pass through. So much for your claim of Torres hiding.
Did you ever go to school? Because all these you are posting are posts of someone who never stepped into a school.

In the pic below Definitely you must be the only one who cant see that Sturridge slowed down waiting for the right move from Torres to make the pass

www.nairaland.com/attachments/897032_Torres_run_jpgcb85bd9c1d31f78a2233af61b98b493c

Obviously when he saw that Torres in his Majestic daftness is hiding behind Evans

he picked up speed to look for a more sensible player which made him turn around and found mata who was free and not hiding like Adam Torres

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