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denzel2009: Lol

I wonder how many strikers are in Chelsea to start with.

coogar: so torres didn't play well last night? jeeeez
some people never learn on nairaland - these were the same herbs witchhunting berbatov some few seasons ago - berbasloth, berbalazy, berbatrash.....till he won a golden boot in the league - some goats never learn!

When people were slaying Berbatov he was not playing well, He swiched up his game the following season

At this point Torres is useless. Tomorrow he might become better than Messi but at this point, he is one of the most useless striker in the game.

[quote author=A-40]Theo Walcott has 8 goals in less than half the playing time just so you know [/quote]Giroud who would be considered average in his first season of English football has 6 goals in 1000 min, Torres has 7 goals in 1500 mins

OP,

You are right, Obama has been punching his wife daily for not giving him a son.

He has been visiting every Pastor and jazzman to make him have a son and his wife has been doing night vigil and drinking concoction daily.

He is already eyeing their neighbour and their househelp just to get this son

His family are bringing an 18yr old fresh blood from the village who womb is brimming with sons.

As we speak now Michelles loads have bee flung out of the White house

Obamas brothers are already planning how they would share his property and kick the wife and two "Useless" daughters out

coogar: shut up and stop being thick.....
who said the formation is the reason torres isn't scoring? i said one of the advantages of the formation is the lead striker dropping deep so the roaming 3 behind him can run and occupy the space left by the markers kowtowing the lead striker!

And in the said formation, Torres has refused to score. So the formation might be a reason for him not scoring too

Tpia has diagnosed your problem below

tpia1: Almost everybody smokes weed these days ( including about 96% of nairalanders).

coogar: christ - that was torres playing the role of a false 9
he ran towards the thrower as a decoy - the runners ran in the opposite direction....you don't even know your football to understand the job of a false 9. they often have to drop deep and take their marker along with them....the marker then leaves a huge space behind him where runners can explore......that's a classic 4-2-3-1 in action!

Now we are getting to another interesting point. 4-2-3-1 is the reason why Torres isnt available to receive passes from midfielders?

coogar: how would he score? who passes to him? no one....
that idiotic mata broke free yesterday, torres was by his side - a simple pass would have left torres one on one square on goal, mata took a touch and blasted over the bar....lets blame torres!

So when did Hazard and Oscar become Torres like you made us believe in this post?

coogar: -----------szczesney------------
sagna-koscielny-vermaelen-gibbs
-----diaby-------------arteta-----
walcott---wilshere---podolski
-------------giroud---------------

i don't see any weakness in this team to be honest and i am sure wenger would get his mojo back! arsenal should have won that game but for arteta's brainfarts - it's not panic stations yet but you have to start copping 3 points now cos the gap at the top is widening!

Cazorla is not first team? What happened to Mertersacker? Vermalaen playing at LB is as good as you might want.

And when did Diaby become a first team player? Which team didnt miss players? Chelsea missed Terry, Cashley, Citeh didn't have Silva playing for the longest. Man Utd hasn't played their preferred Central defence of Vidic, Ferdinand, added to Jones, Smalling. Its a surprise they are able to field 4 defenders per game

Per might be a useless defender but he is part of the first team plans at Arsenal

coogar: don't be too pessimistic......
arsenal would be back on track when the wounded ones get back to the team! chopping and changing the defence department would always cause commotion at the back - if you add an inexperienced mannone to the equation then leaking goals is inevitable!

Who are the key players currently injured . This weekend Sagna, Kolscieny, Per, Vermalean, Arteta, Giroud, Cazorla, Poldi Walcott were all available. So who are the key players injured?

coogar: i want to ask chelsea fans one question......

who gets the blame when chelsea draw or lose a match?
manager, the whole team or fernando torres?

Fernandud Torres and the manager who put all his faith in a hopeless out of sorts striker. the general consensus is that Chelsea is playing with 10 men

Van Persie didn't score but struck the post twice which shows intent. The first chance from a corner he headed on to the bar. Torres can never head a ball from a dead ball because Mata is selfish, All other 6footers in the team (Terry, Cahill, Luiz, Ivanovic) are scoring headers from corner kicks but Torres would complain the corner kicks are not good enough. The same delivery others are scoring from

Van Persie took a shot outside the box and it struck the crossbar, Torres would never take a shot like that he would wait for them to lay it on a plate for him or because there are defenders in front and the chance is not an open net

You want to know why Torres doesnt score, Despite Mata and Hazard topping the league in assists? the below video is evidence.

Mata stole the ball ran into the box and blasted over the bar. There were 2 Chelsea players available and none of them was the top striker Torres. There was hazard there was Oscar Torres wasnt within 30yards of the ball. So for Torres to score on that move, Mata would have to wait for like 15seconds for Torres to stroll in or turn around and walk the ball to where he can find Torres. If Mata had scored, passed to Hazard or Oscar and Chelsea scored We would be told that Mata discriminates against Torres.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP5ASgfoRh4

Very few players have played more minutes than Torres.

Very few strikers enjoy the creativity Torres has behind him

Very few striker have no competition for their places

No other player in the league was bought for close to 50m

And over 10 players have scored more goals than Torres in the league

Ukamakam: www.nairaland.com/attachments/880184_JOnathan_family_jpgcafea9f284f6058602854ad1a076e855

This picture was before Jonathan became president and started eating 1bn food a yr

I thought the consensus was that Steve Bould has made the defense better

coogar: torres was good tonight - i don't care what you say.... sturridge came on as a substitute, why didn't he score like chicharito did for united or how dzeko got 3 points for city? subs are there to make impact on the pitch.....what was danny's contribution as a sub?

Danny sturridge played 8 mins, Hernandez played 45mins, Dzeko played 18mins

So we shouldn't question Torres who played 83 min but lay the blame on Sturridge who played 8mins. Maybe if it was Sturridge who played 83mins he wouldnt be talking about how chances were not laid on a plate for him.

Nowadays everyone is used to Torres not scoring that we don't complain again, we are now comforted by him just showing up and running around.

Its been how many league games now since Torres last scored? Its been 330 since Torres last league goals In plain language its been 5hrs and 30mins of football since fernandud Torres celebrated a league goal. The top striker for a top club like chelsea who starts every game?.

In 5hours 30mins Ibime can move from London to the creeks of Bayelsa

coogar: even ibime would agree torres was gold tonight
he was the only one taking on the liverpool players - ran himself rugged and had 2 shots on target that were smartly saved by the goalie......your problem is you judge a player's performance by goals.......

Lewandoski didnt score vs Madrid but was adjudged one of the best Dortmund player on the field.

Vs Shaktar, Torres scored but his performance was still mediocre

For several seasons Drogba wasnt scoring bucketload of goals but his contribution to the Chelsea team was one of the highest

coogar: torres was the best player in a blue shirt!

Obasanjo was Mr Universe

Since that man changed his last name to Israel I want to change mine too to Afghanistan

Torres.

How is the Torres watch?? Another woeful performance once again

We know the excuse they didnt lay it on a plate for him, the midfielders were selfish, the opposing defenders were marking him, the keeper was stopping his shots

Suarez now has 8 goals but for Fernandud he is still as useless as ever.

Theres a lot of truth in 190's post.

EPL winning sides are always dotted with a lot of ground out 1-0 victory not the 5-2, 7-3 scoreline games

I hail Jagaban Borgu

Uppercut on Achebe

withdrawal method

Well done guys

Na God oo, Do am for me oo

Opeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oooooooooooooooooooooo

Giroud first season in the league who many would say hasnt been exceptional even has 6 goals no penalties in games for Arsenal this season 9 starts despite playing in front of a mediocre Arsenal midfield yet we continue to make excuses for Torres who plays in front of the most creative midfield

How many goals and assist for Wallcot now?

Think you should sell him o cos he is not worth the money

Giroudddd

Keeper wasted

Penariti

Full time 2-0

7 points ahead

2 goals lead lost in 2 consecutive games.

I can see the defensive coaching job hailed by most GAYYners earlier in the season