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coogar:
berbatov had the same problem when he came to man utd.
if you look into the archives of this forum, you would find dayokanu, ibime and the same people condemning torres here saying rubbish about the bulgarian.
last season, with berbatov played as an arrow-head, he delivered the golden boot.

as a manager, i can completely play a striker out of the game by deploying tactics that would not suit his strength.
there was a season didier monster drogba scored a miserable 5 league goals in a season. . . .in the same season, anelka scored 19 league goals.
torres cannot function with the style chelsea play. only astute observers can see this. . . .bumbling oafs like ibime and dayokanu cannot.

these same trolls called berbatov a sloth some seasons ago, now their attention has shifted to torres.
by next season, should torres start putting ball in the back of the net, their songs would change like the british weather.
afrodoc, you are one of the posters i know that functions with a good brain. don't join the bandwagon of the nincompoops in slaying a striker like torres.

on ability alone, torres is the deadliest striker in europe!

The coach of Spain is playing him out of the game, Carlo Ancelotti was playing him out of the game, Roy Hodgson was playing him out of the game and most recently AVB is now playing him out of the game.

Torres can not fuction in the Chelsea game also cannot function of the Spanish game

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StarBoard:
Robben had TWO chances to win the world cup vs Spain, including one chance that Wesley Sneijder tore apart the Spanish defence with a pass.What did he do?

bros this is misyarning of the highest order. Robben had 2 chances to win the world cup and he blew it? Whats new, strikers blow chances regularly.

Henry blew 3 chances to win the CL in 2006, Baggio blew the chance to win a world cup, Cristiano Ronaldo almost blew the chance to lift the CL until Terry helped him out ( the last 2 are even in better position settled and calm with no defender harrying them)

Instead you want to redeem yourself by posting a you-tube clip of him scoring against a 10 man United after he had been largely anonymous  over two legs when the sides were level, as against your Muri Thunder and Pasuma clips you are used to showing.Robben got to the final of that CL competition and was his usual anonymous self,because Ribery didn't play.
Robben is over-rated jare.At least since he left Real.

Bros when it comes to European football abeg, abeg shoe get size. First lie: Robben didnt play 2 legs vs man utd, In the 180 over 2 legs Robben played 75mins. That is what I call FACT not this Rumuomasi car park yarns 

As for Per, don't let your own logic fool you.If he was wack at Bremen (in a supposedly better league in your words) and is decent in a supposedly weaker league according to you, what do we say of Jerome Boateng who failed in the weaker league according to you yet commands a starting berth in Bayern,a top team in the alleged superior league?Isnt that a contradiction in itself that Boateng can't command a starting shirt at City yet you have gone on record as hailing him as the best right back in Europe?

Another gaffe: Jerome Boateng copped 16 league appearances for City and his main reason for leaving was because he wanted to play in Central Defence and not Left back where he was played

Alagba, do something better that yarn opaks.Its too early over there to be mistyping.
Gaige Taiwo ball of fire?Someone who never ha any defensive sinew in his body aside from bombing forward on the left side is a ball of fire in your estimation.Is that the best you could come up with?

WHy would Milan buy Taiye taiwo if he was dud at Marseille. Starboard you need to go back to Ife cos it seems all those ukwobi you are chopping is affecting you badly. if na like this you dey reason i am sure prof Kuku, Adeniran, Adegboyega and Osas no go let you graduate

coogar:
dayokanu is a disgrace. . . . . .

when i say the guy does not watch premier league games, people feel i just witch-hunt him.
after his monumental goof that he saw yakubu tearing rio a new one few weeks ago, he's now trying to swim out of his error. . . . .i would cause chaos in a defence unit of valencia and carrick with rafael and ji sung park protecting the back four. . . . .

now to metresacker, he's easily the most useless defender in the league. . .the number of times welbeck sodomized him is a pointer!
that arsenal are where they are is solely because of the bumbling oaf!
for dayo to even compare metresacker to rio shows how idiotic dayo reasons.

Mertersacker is shyte but in the EPL he is average the stats show us he started conceding less and now looks decent in the EPL

that he's nominated the poster of the year is an insult to all members of this sports community. is dayo really smart in football matters or is it because his tongue sometimes manages to find the butt-crack of the moderators?

Shey e dey pain you ni., You sef get your tongue to work

the poof even went further to say ashley young, walcott, barry should be shoe-makers but the toni kroos that gives him penile [i]e[/i]rections went a whole 13 months without scoring a league goal in the bundesliga.
sometimes, you just have to stand up for dayokanu's idiocy - which if you convert to megawatts, it would solve the electricity problems of africa as a whole.

According to transfermarkt Toni Kroos (22yrs) is worth 20m Pounds, Ashley Young(26yrs) is worth 17.5, Gareth Barry (30yrs) is worth 12.5m, Theo Walcott (22 going 23) worth 14m despite that English players are more expensive and have at least a 25-40% mark up price on their worth

Now lets bring out the stats [size=18pt]Toni kroos at age 19/20 - 9 goals 12 assist in 33 appearances in the BL.

This season  in 5 CL games he has 2 goals and 5 assists[/size]


[size=28pt]Can you bring out stats for the shoemakers and put it on a post card at similar age and in similar competition[/size]

StarBoard:
The clown hasn't managed to touch the question.So you're now trying to be objective to suit your own argument.
Now Mertersacker is decent because he is placed side by side with EPL defenders.
So why were you attacking the Gunners when they were rejoicing upon his signing?
Please,put your education to good use.
If a defender is useless,he is useless.Whether he is in Pluto or Germany.And by your own admission,he is rubbish.

Mertersacker is a useless defender when he was in the Bundesliga. In the Bundesliga a mertersacker defence was conceding 1.79 goals/game while in the EPL he reduced to 1.1 goals per game. That must either show that PM has really impoved or EPL players are simply dumb. I go with the latter.

If a defender is useless he is useless? Really? taiye Taiwo was a ball of fire in France, He is a liability in Milan, Alex was a super defender in Eredivisie, He was a liability in EPL.

Starboard are you high on shekpe?

As per players. . .as useless as the above-mentioned players you brought up,there are several over-rated players at Bayern:Robben,Boateng (Boateng failed in the EPL) for starters. I don't see what you are raving about,like rubbish players are a rarity in the Bundesliga.
Naldo, Mertersacker's defensive partner was what?

Robben is overrated at Bayern really? you must be high on skunk. Did you watch the 2010 CL? Reminder below

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/pWFS5Tr8TVI[/flash]

That was the same way South South people openly supported MEND even Odechukwu retardeen became their spokesman

[size=18pt]NEW MARKET VALUES ​​OF 42 million! Gomez, now the most expensive Bundesliga star
, AND BARRIOS AND MARIN CRASH[/size]

[img]http://bilder.bild.de/fotos/a-marktwert-ohne-unterzeile_24675780-1327403552-v3-22251778/Bild/4.bild.jpg[/img]

How many hours more to this deadline?

StarBoard:
dayokanu ,
Just to spite Arsenal you said Mertersacker was rubbish.
Now to spite United, you say he's better than Rio and half the league put together.
Add to your incoherent facts about games (you alleged) Rio played, and we are undecided as to how you were voted poster of the year on this forum.
Need we ask for a recount,because your recent posts border on insanity ?
Do we need to take your views seriously,given these gaffes and blunders?
Guy, give it a rest.Aren't there rubbish players in Bayern,let alone the bundesliga?if the Germans could give a defensive liability like PM 70-something caps,isn't that an indictment on German defenders?
If your argument is based on Yakubu scoring a defence with Michael Carrick as one of its central pair,then there's no point to your argument.You're a lot smarter than this,Abeg.

Per Mertersacker is a terrible defender, But when you compare to other EPL defenders, he manages to look decent.

Watching PM in the BL and how he is disgraced regularly compare to in the EPL where he manages to look decent. Last season Bremen with Mertersacker conceded a whooping 62 goals just better than 3 clubs.

Mertersacker is terrible but still better than Ledley King, to Upson, to Dawson and even better than Rio Ferdinand.

this is because English footballers are some of the worst in Europe

In most countries Theo Walcott, Ashley Young, Gareth Barry, Emile Heskey, Peter Crouch etc would shoemakers not footballers

I wonder how one single country can be cursed that much in football terms

And if you stop fu-cking every UNIPORT babe you would notice that I didnt say that Rio played 2 weeks ago, If you get your argument from a dyslexic Sharon then I am "shorry" for you

CHelsea buys Torres and he fails to score

First of all the excuse was London is too rowdy,

They dont speak Spanish in the dressing room- They bought Spanish speaking players Torres still didnt score,

They dont have creative midfielders, They bought Mata- Torres still didnt score,

Next it was Lampard is hindering Torres game, They benched lampard - Torres still didnt score

Next it was they should isolate him with defenders- They did several times vs Newcastle, Norwich and many games- Torres still cant score

Next it became they should give let him have a free run at goal, they did that several times Torres still didnt score

Next they said give the ball to him in the 18yard box- They did vs Norwich and other teams Torres still didnt score they excuse was that it was because defenders were in the box

Torres had a ball in the box and shot wide, The excuse was it was because if he shot at goal defenders would have blocked it make e kuku shoot wide


The only thing in this list they havent done is to reduce Noise levels in London to help Torres.

Coogar can you be the London class captain and write down names of london noisemakers so that Torres would score

coogar:
in a crowded penalty box?

In a crowded penalty box? Ok Maybe Norwich players didnt get the memo to vacate the box for Nando to take his shot

if he had shot on goal, it would have been blocked.

If he had shot at goal it would have been blocked so its better to shoot wide

you are a goat!

Based on this reasoning above what are you?

He did the whole Manure defence again some weeks back

He didnt even bother with individuals this time it was the whole defence

Did you see the poke off target in the 60min vs Norwich?

Did he get that assist from Amadioha or wasnt it Chelsea players who fed him the ball?

I am sure you are remembering how Yakubu on the regular was tearing Rio new ones every season from Middlesborough to Portsmouth. Some weeks ago he did it again!!!!

pay attention to details

The first 3 games where they shipped the larger part of those goals were played without Mertersacker

If Mertersacker can be starting for a top club in your league I mean one of the remaining 2 teams in the CL then that must mean y'all have a shitty league.

Mertersacker as bad as he is is still better than Rio, Cahill, Ledley King, Dawson,

I mean a defence of Mertersacker conceded 5 goals in 7 games while Terry and Upson conceeded 4 goals to Germany alone
Some countries do really have them

Ashley young?

is that one a footballer? or even Cahill sef

Well some countries do have em

I thought De gea shipped 6 in 90 min average of one every 15min,

And Sczezny shipped 8 in 90 thats like one goal every 11min

Below is what Buffon has to say

[size=18pt]Italy's Gianluigi Buffon: Germany's Manuel Neuer is the best goalkeeper in the world[/size]

Joe Hart ko Bret Hitman hart ni

Joe Hart cant even make top 10 goalkeepers in Europe.

Een in the EPL thats a gathering of useless goalkeeper he isnt even the best

coogar:
neuer is shyte!
supremely overrated because he's german. . . .

LOLstatic

And which keper in the whole of United kingdom including the British Isle is close to 60% of his abilities

gentlegg:
I am an Igbo, supports MASSOB's agitation but not their style. Infact i live a few metres away from where this incident of Massob with Army happened on sunday. Those Massob boys are clowns, silly, pure Abakaliki boys. Imaging them mounting road blocks and collecting money from bikes and vehicles carrying goods, terrorizing and harassing us their supposed brothers. Before you do any construction work in our area you have to pay them some charges first and so many other miscreant activities. Where and when you expect them to react, they wouldn't. Infact the military should flush them out

Quite an expose on the criminals called MASSOB

How many hours left Should be below 30hours left now

Atimes I am appaled that is this the best the GOP can come up with.

Honestly to me only Romney looks or Sounds Presidential maybe Huntsman too.

As much as its not a test of morals but someone like Herman cain, Newt Gingrich, Michelle bachman to be campaigning for President of USA that means they would be the Number 1 man in the world

I disagree completely with Debosky here.

1. A foreigner can be the one benefitting from an illegal immigrant yes. If the girl happens to be a trailer trash living in Salvation Army home and gets married to lets say a Petroleum Engineer like you.

After the marriage she gets you papers to work start earning 6 figures and by extension she moves from her wretched Ghetto to a suburb neighbourhood, has access to a better life, with the better life she was able to go to school and get something good for her life.

Who did the other person a favour here?

2. In Africa its not only the parents you have a responsibility to. Who told you it was his biological parents that even raised him and probably catered for him? Could have been an uncle/Cousin/Aunt/neighbour etc and he is now obliged to train the children of that uncle/aunt/neighbour etc.

If those people didnt invest in his life as a kid he wont have the opportunity to even travel to belgium never mind making money in Europe.

Our way of life in Africa is different from the West. In the west by 16yrs you have to go get a job and fend for yourself whereas in Africa even till you get a job and in some cases you get married your family still keeps taking care of you.

You Telling his siblings in Nigeria to go fend for themselves is quite insensitive. When you were in University in Nigeria you were an adult, were you fending for yourself? Someone in 1999-2005 was fending for an Adult called DEBOSKY . Why didnt you go fend for yourself? The same thing happened to 80% of Nigerians

3. The wife was only able to get a working class husband because someone invested in his life when he was between the age of 1-18/25yrs. if someone didnt do that chances are that she might not even be able to marry him.

^^ It happens to the best of the best because they are human too

That error wouldnt reduce Neuer from being one of the best goalkeeper.

These cowards don start again

Start it first.

Igbos much talk less action before dem hear gbao you would find them in Abudjan yelling Genocide

Egbon mi razist,

Where are the buses Retardeen promised Nigerians to power our generators?

The two top English teams should make the Europa cup sweeter this year?

What station shows the Europa cup in UK? You need to subscribe to catch Man Utd vs Skonto Riga games

Why didnt van persie get one yesterday?

Cohen took the shirt off completely balotelli didnt