₦airaland Forum

Dede1:
EFCC and Nigerian Courts will never convict any political office holder from SW, NE or NW geopolitical zones. EFCC is setup by government led by Yoruba and its first chairperson was a Fulani. There is a hidden code behind the creation of EFCC. I really want the useless agency scrapped. EFCC is a government’s official tool for blackmail.
Nigerians are shameless suckers anyway.

Dende is a senseless f00l as usual

Bode george was from SE? or tafa Balogun was from East-South?

Simply put the govt of Retardeen Jonathan condones corruption

[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=858722.msg10085703#msg10085703 date=1327979363]Ol' boy in just ONE year you did all these. . .KAI!! i duff my hat!!
Do you know one teacher called Ali Isa?(i doubt if you have met him there cos that was mid 90's)

The bolded are very accurate. In that secondary school there is a hotel called Ada House(a hostel i wasted fuckin 3 years of my life). I remember watching USA 94 on top of a tree at mid night,  in doctors quaters(Dr. Buma's BQ to be precisly) before the fencing stuff.

        That secondary used to be a bubbling place with alot of southern guys attending it. Na rugged place. In that school, we use to organized football competitions, very intresting one. There was this guy called Thomas Moses back then, he later played a professional ball in Germany. Back then, i was really a "Boko Haram", i disliked anything that has to do reading. Pleasure and play only!!!

Dr. Buma was a known serial abortionist that prefered to paid in kind than in cash. One averagely looking man, with small gottee. He was single then and enjoys bleeping married women. Very controversial SOB!! He first rule is to bleep any of his female patients. Fuckin bastard!!
How can i forget mama chichi? Dammit!! You know that place is a popular stop over from the east, as such enough fresh acunas(punnies) on daily basis coming to explore the northern  "market". we are fortunate to be among those that will be "breaking the ice".
On your way to LGA secateriat, before NEPA office , after some market shops there was this famous okoto house. I used to follow the bigger boys there, that was where i tested my first weed, that experince was something else. I was taking back school on a wheel barrow.

Mehn!!! That experience was awesome!!! Small world.[/quote]I had fun in my year there because I deliberately ignored the corpers, A lot of we Southern corpers came with egos that we were better than them and we wont associate with Hausas, me I was different.

I mixed with the student I would even chill with them in the hostel till it was dark after midnight. I made friends with them, I would attend their Social nights, There were older guys among them even older than me I would buy them food and cigarette.

One day I was flogging my students for truancy and after whipping them, I asked one of them why he was absent, he told me his family didnt have food at home, I just freed him upon learning he was married with children.

One of the students was a chief in his Village.

When I went to scope SanTurakis daughter who didnt speak much English It was my students who acted as interpreter for me

Several years after NYSC they would still call me and tell me about the progress in their education.

When all the corpers were attending Redeemed , I went to join ECWA even though I didnt understand Hausa.
When the congregation knew I was a corper and didnt understand Hausa, they showered me with love including those sumptuous Cerwa girls who would bring me food in my quarters. I remember those delicious girls, Azumi Pollum, Kaltumi, Agnes. Those girls very sweet I tell you

I dont know that teacher, The principal during my time was Shehu Ilyasu very correct man, We were pals because he liked those corper girls and spent a lot of the school allowance on the girls. My Landlord was Dauda yankari.

There was one man I used to teach his son Alhaji Bisije, even though the man couldnt speak any English he liked me a lot he was the one who introduced me to former Governor of Gombe Habu Hashidu, Who tried to convince me to stay back in Bauchi State

When I got there those gidan Karuwa were already empty as Hisbah already chased them to Gombe. There was one opposite the school on the junction that leads to Dukku, there was also one coded one behind the NEPA office, Also another one in the middle of the town owned by one Ibo man called Madabuchi.

Dr Buma is now married to a Kogi(Igbira) lady and has 4 kids (Farouk, Farida and Faisal) I think the eldest son should be like 22yrs.

Tpia I don miss you oh

Lasinoh:
^^^

You think say I nor see you?
I was on my phone on NL of course.

I saw you staring like you had never see a 'babe' before.
I just wanted to open the grrrand and die h-inside there!
It will never 'appen again though!
I have learned to cook my own plantain and fish.
Thank you very much!

That your Ikebe na one in town From Allen to Mansfield I never see that kain Mgbeke Ikebe before and I must to chop h-inside.

You suppose come visit me one of these days,

We have unfinished business deeek and poohsie business

C'mon face the topic!
You tink say na man own dey worry me now?
Wey I dey tink how I go stop work go siddon for Nigeria for one whole year!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

Tufiakwa why you wan go siddon h-inside fuel subsidy, no NEPA, traffic hold up and Jonadunce Retarddeen govt?

Naaa I always kept it wrapped.

Its not called NYSC for nothing. [b]N[/b]ational [b]Y[/b]ear of [b]S[/b]ex and [b]C[/b]omfort

^^ Dont you know its thought of me thats giving you heavenly feelings

[size=4pt]NB: I saw you in Aggies some weekends ago, you came in your scrubs. I was able to recognize that your Mgbeke ikebe super Dupa.

I was thinking you would recognize me.  What were you doing on the phone throughout? Talking for like 30mins[/size]

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=858722.msg10085653#msg10085653 date=1327977445]might as well finish the story.


yes, what about the ibo woman.

surely she wasnt spared since you've ravished all the other ethnicities in nigeria.[/quote]I had an Ibo gf then called Ngozika I think she was from Owerri.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=858722.msg10085615#msg10085615 date=1327975967]I know those area you served very well. Shebi na Darazo LGA?. Those guys sooo much believe in voodoo and mystical powers, charms and amulets. I did go to school in that GSS opposite General hospital, roughly 120 minute drive from the state capital. A gateway town to Gabarin-Lago-Kari(headquater of gays)-Potiskum-Maiduguri(Borno State). Those are really my dark years in life filled with violence, group fighting, hatefulness, mystical belief and ofcourse unforgettable experiences. We had to do alot of unspeakable things to prove our bravely. E.g like going to the cemetary alone in the mid night. Do you know one famous man called[b] "Santurakin Darazo"?[/b].

Do you know as at early 90's there are gays community in that town? . Some of the reasons i always want to believe in the genetical make-ups theory behind being a gay.
Because, there was no reason whatsoever for those guys to be perverts(apology, am not homophobic), if really they aren't. Dressed in faminine wears, speak like women, walk like a women, operates various gay ban'ging spots in that town and even occassionally get married among the gay community. I witness several of such marriages way back in the early to mid 90's and the people have no problem with that. Though, they are semi-isolated but are free to move around and highly accepted with no any sign of animosity, i doubt if those hypocrites claiming to be practising sharia would allow that now.

The youths over there are all potential boko haramist. Illiteracy level is very high and ganstarism is a fashion. Every youth want to be involved in violence, the only sure way of induction into "hall of fame". Heaven for killer street fighters and last men standing. You must soji . . .when they come for you!

There is a popular mango plantation called "cicir" in the outskirt of the town, 5000 mango trees in a small compacted area, a famous seasonal place for harvest and all that.[/quote]That GSS beside General Hospital was where I spent 1yr of my life serving Nigeria.

Darazo is like the gateway to Dukku, Misau, Azare, lanzai, Gabarin, Potiskum etc

i know SanTurakin Darazo, I was boning one of his daughters during NYSC but I heard she is now married to some rich guy. I heard SanTuraki died like 6yrs ago.

Sure those Darazo boys lived rough, they would just be hanging out trash talking and sniffing "solution", I used to mix with them a lot and they would call me Mallam Dogo.

We would hang out till late in the night. One of my students was the weed dealer in the town and he even offered to bribe me with weed. The cemetary you are talking about is it the one after the COCIN and ECWA church? I used to have an Idoma policewoman gf living around there

There was one Doctor heard he was originally from Cameroun Dr Buma, I used to also hang out at his place a lot. He had an hospital and lots of Tangale and Cerwa/Bogoro nurses that I used for entertainment.

Do you know one Ibo woman that has a canteen opposite the market Mama Chichi

That plantation is it the one on the way Basirka in Jigawa?

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=858162.msg10085279#msg10085279 date=1327968508]So why hasnt ibo ruled Lagos? Why didnt Ojuku rule Lagos? To be honest with you. . . . ibo had more chance of ruling anywhere in Yorubaland under Awolowo than you do under the current generation of Yorubas. Awo was kind to you all. . . this generation want to fvck you up.[/quote]You dey mind dem?

Lagos is everyones land yet only one tribe can rule. be king, governor etc

Kingoflag, I think you need to meet fstranger. You guys would really click
.

he was banned about 30 times in 2 months though

He comes up with so many weird names that we cant keep track again like arsenfc, fagamite, fagamoron, woetooam4j, killmukina etc

hercules07:
Though I served in bauchi in 1999, I was never into all these runs (DK and Rhino), our Igbo brothers are just raising false alarm.

Which Local Govt did you serve in?

armyofone:
9yrs,? i see you started quite early
oti baje ju.

how are you big brother dayokanu

Omoge I dey ok. How have you been when are you coming to visit me?

Retardeen govt

That meant Middle belt has rule Nigeria more than any other region.

I kept telling people this when they claim the core north was oppressing them

Gowon 9yrs, IBB 8yrs AbdulSalam 1 yr Total 18yrs Middle Belt 18yrs.

North east Balewa 6yrs

So who is opporessing who?

Op, I dont think it should be carved in the current state bloc rather by Local Govt

lagcity:
[size=16pt]I.B.O = I Be Osu

I.G.B.O = I Go Born Osu [/size]

Sometimes i feel sorry for them, other times i just call them pathetic Ibos .

[size=18pt]Y.I.B.O = Yes I Be Osu[/size]


Fashola has to support them to bury Ojukus carcass on time because if they delay only God knows what those Clifford Orjis generation would do to ike-eba Wuruwuru

Why is your profile pic dark?

[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=858722.msg10083512#msg10083512 date=1327949738]DK


Bayan gari na the koko be that! chei! i really missed those places. Never a dull moment. Fresh punnies everyday

There is a popular hide out very close to Obunna royal, before ECWA church . Dammit![/quote]You sabi those lungu behing the Stadium? Na that side we dey enter go shack beer in my NYSC days

Hisbah no dey reach those side

Or what sent Oju-iku to Abidjan?

[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=858722.msg10082956#msg10082956 date=1327945118]This news is FALSE!!! Tell me the name of the owner and i swear to buy the house if it really worth that amount. I know ALL the Igbos  in Bauchi..

ALL the famous igbos operating in that state are known.  From Plaza Hotel, Obunna Royal Hotal, Ebule Auto mechanic and Eze

Jude. . . to mention but afew, are very popular and well known.

[size=18pt]Oya tell me the Igbo that owned a house that worth 20 million naira in Bauchi[/size]


So you sabi Obunna hotels? bad guy

Do you know Bayan geri too?


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[size=45pt]In Gulder I trust[/size] [/quote]

So all those multi billion naira mansions built in FESTAC, Lekki, Ikoyi, Ajah are about to be priced for 500k?

When I was like 9yrs I asked how people have kids, My parent like typical Nigerians said it was God that gave chldren, My friends in school said people needed to phock to have kids

I was wondering whether those barren couples dont know that they needed to phock themseleves to have kids?

I also thought babies came out through the anus

^^ Are you insinuating that Torres can only score when he doesnt play?

nateevs shey na true?

Na wa ooo

Papa Deceive Pikin

OP,

If you want to know more about Ojuku, there wouldnt be a better person to say it than his Deputy Effiong

read what a real warlord, Effiong had to say about Ojuku

When Biafra's military resistance collapsed, [size=28pt]Ojukwu fled to Côte d'Ivoire[/size].

Efiong assumed leadership in this situation of turmoil, starvation, and collapse. He became Head of State of Biafra on 8 January 1970 and on 12 January announced surrender.[1]

At the time of the surrender, Efiong believed that the situation was hopeless and that prolonging the conflict would have led only to the further destruction and starvation of the people of Biafra. At that time Effiong said, "I am convinced now that a stop must be put to the bloodshed which is going on as a result of the war. I am also convinced that the suffering of our people must be brought to an immediate end."[1]

Nnaemeka L. Aneke wrote, "General Efiong’s handling of Biafra’s surrender is one of the most tactical and devoted maneuvers ever seen on the Nigerian scene. Those who do not appreciate the depth of it may not have appreciated what was at stake as Biafra capitulated."[2] Many observers had expected wholesale retribution at war's end.
[edit]

Later life


In a 1996 interview, Efiong reflected on those events:

   I have no regrets whatsoever of my involvement in Biafra or the role I played. The war deprived me of my property, dignity, my name. Yet, I saved so many souls on both sides and by this, I mean Biafra and Nigeria. . . .

   I felt that I played a role which has kept this country united till today. . . .

   At the end of it all when I saw they (Biafran soldiers) could no longer continue and [size=28pt]Ojukwu had fled[/size], I did what was ideal after wide consultation . . . [2]

Efiong died 6 November 2003, at the age of 78 less than two weeks before his 79th birthday.

Hmmm

I didnt watch the game vs QPR but did Torres play?

Obviously he didnt score. So how many hours ago was Torres last goal for Chelsea?

At least Lampard whom we claim disturbs him has been injured for a while and Drogba is at the nations cup

Logic Mind:
After all these misyarnings, I'm still expecting why you sent your sons to fight and die so that we remain in the same nigeria with you? Why? Why? You love too much you don't want us to go?
You are right it wasn't only the yorubas that fought us but there is a reason we hold it against you. We were never betrayed by the hausas. We know them, they know us. Our words are our words. But the yorubas. Chei. Nobody trusts you! We hate you. Hausa-fulani even hate you pass. You though they were going to respect you because you served them during the war? Think again.
Even middle beltters want nothing to do with you. Edo and itshekiri guys are always denying to be related to you. Why, why why? I'll tell you why: It's because your are slimy. You are worse than snake. If a rattle snake and a yoruba man enter my house, I will leave the rattlesnake and kill the owambe Yoruba useless backstabber.
We biafrans are not calling and have never called for war. We just want to be on our own but you just can't do without us. Please tell us why.

Andafter all these your rant you would still run to Abidjan useless cowards

Who would go and attack unharmed civilians in their bedrooms.

Generation of cowards, No wonder Adekunle dealt with your ass.

Just remember nowadays Abidjan would not welcome you again maybe na Atlantic Ocean you go run enter

Lol at Egbon mi razist

MarcAnthon:
Lol. Yes I am. Are you implying that igbos aren't independent minded? Don't let the igbo warlords here hear that o.

Thats cool to know but the way you are airing your views and not subscribing to the herd mentality,

It wont be long before you are tagged an efulefu that is if you haven't been called that already

Igbo kwenu

But if you add all the post on your various ID together you go don pass 30,000 sef.

Anyway How we go phock this weekend