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^^ What can the wife do to make her deserve a slap from the husband.

Like she dished out to him?

Ultra's give Neuer code of conduct


AP
Manual Neuer makes his debut for Bayern
When the Bayern Munich's ultras greeted new signing Manuel Neuer with a banner that read 'you can save as many balls as you like but we will never accept you in our shirt' the goalkeeper knew he was in for a rough ride.

And despite keeping a cleansheet during his Bayern debut - a 15-0 victory in a pre-season friendly - the furious fans have stepped up their protests and issued the Germany No.1 with a strict code of conduct, that includes a restraining order.

According to Bild, the five point-plan is as follows:

1) Neuer will never be allowed to sing fan chants through their megaphone;

2) He will never be allowed to kneel in front of the team and sing the 'Humba' song;

3) He will never be allowed to go near the Sudtribune, where the ultras stand;

4) He will never be allowed to throw his shirt into the crowd;

5) He will never be allowed to kiss the Bayern badge on his shirt
Neuer's crime? Well not only is he a self-confessed fan of arch-rivals Schalke, for whom he used to play, but several years ago he also had the audacity to mock Bayern Munich legend Oliver Kahn.

follypimpi:
I wish AW would sign Vidal his value ranges btw £11-£13m. A strong yet skillfull DM

The Vidal ship already sailed. He has signed for Juventus

Ok you slap your husband, WHat if he had responded in kinds?

You would call him a wife beater abi?

JeSoul.

But your husband benefitted from such "barbarism" as you put it.

If such dinosauric cultures of having young boys from interior villages stay with families in Cities till they can stand on their own, Most of these young men you are marrying would be stuck in their villages and might not be marriageable for you.

Even within Lagos, I have a cousin whose family house is in Egbeda in lagos She works in VI and has to be in traffic for 3-4 hrs.
Her mom' spoke to a friend stays in Lekki and offered to take her in, So she can get to work easily. WITHOUT PAYING A KOBO

See the amount of stress the young girl has been saved from.

Vs if she has to commute daily or rent a 1million a yr house in Lekki

Another benefit of those barbaric and dinosauric culture. And believe me Many ppl benefitted from it in many ways

^^ My mother and my Paternal grandmother were the best of friends like 5 and 6. they usually hang out together go to parties together buy clothes together and sew "and co".

If My granny wants to talk to my dad , he would first ask my mom and they would have a rehearsal.

my dad once blurted out that my mom stole his mother from him. But if you come in to a house and start fighting everyone, then God help you.

What I would suggest is for the OP to choose the youngest of the cousins and become pals with him/her and let him move in

OP,

I guess you would have been happier if you husband had been killed by robbers ??

You pray he would never see anything good, And i guess your prayer is being answered currently

He is a miserable life and he would continue to be.

Yes God answered all your prayers except number 1, So why are you complaining

Jesoul and outstrip,

I disagree with you.


The way we grow up in Africa is different. many people had to stay with family members while growing up who didnt ask you for rent and living expenses and the onus is on you to repay that kindness

Uche comes from his village to lagos, He stays with a family member while struggling and now he is rich and married, When the family he stays with have children and they need the similar kind of help Should Uches wife kick them out?

many Nigerians have a similar family issues and structure, Most ppl were not brought up by their parents alone but by some Aunty, Some uncle, some family friend etc. if as a bride you know your partner received favours from people while growing up, Dont expect him to turn it down when its his turn

As for the wife, If she makes a fight out of it, She would be the one to lose at the end. Ok assuming she wins round 1, The family would do all their utmost to wage war on her and If she should have any marital problem maybe delay in having babies or even a minor spat with her husband watch how they help blow it up.

Longevity of marriages in Africa has a lot to do with both families contribution, My own parents have had family members come resolve issues with them, if My mother had made herself an enemy to her inlaws, how would that marriage have survived,

Word of advice to Women: In marital life, Not every battle is worth fighting, Choose your battle

[quote author=gorky_park link=topic=717381.msg8767942#msg8767942 date=1311342803]I have but a few things to say; as I'm not one to air dirty laundry like OP has done here. Most of the posts here were utter lies. The rest is barely misunderstanding. Response regardless, I'm never posting on this thread again. But my brothers & sisters who've cared so much to respond also deserv. To know the truth.

1. I never asked for Unclad pics nor cald girls @ night

2. Never cheated (may've made some mistakes earlier in the marriage which I deemed causuall jokes to female friends, but know better now). I stood corrected since then.

3. I returned @ 11:58pm on our anniverssary becos I was working (before God & man, I must've 'flown' 3rd mainland bridge in 4mins) and drove like a maniac because I didn't want trouble). But trouuble it was as usual. Curses, screaming, vioelence etc

4. I'm not sure it's being muslim, but NLers, is it only christians who believe in power of the tongue and what proceeds from our mouths? In my home, statements like the fff are commonspeak.
- "I pray by God's grace, armed robbers will kill you"
- "I am the unluckiest woman in the world, to've married you"
- "You will never see anything good"
- "you are a miserable life, and you'll continue to be"

5. "Marriage brought him luck". If how I live on a daily in my home is definition of LUCK. I'd rather not be lucky

6. Empathy is why I cdnt tell my 8th month pregnant wife I got laid off. Many friends and
colleagues advised I do so as well. Thank God she found the letter (I never hid) on my dressing table; and took it calmly.

7. DSTV increment to N4,800 had me leave change of N200, when the teller didn't have any. On giving account of monies spent @ home, I said it was 5k. I recalled and told her myself later "oh, it's actually N4,800 not 5k. Dude had no change". I haven't gotten over this for 5months, as she rants every minute boout how I lied on DSTV bills *smh*

8. I spent a 350k gift for baby shower? Lie from pits of hell! If I knew or cd access that figure now, I'll find a way to improve status quo, business and otherwise ASAP

9. Lastly, she confessed to me a year before our wedding that she dated (or almost did) this colleague of hers, who's now rumored to be HIV positive. Now I should be held accountable for giving her HPV/warts?, *if only it could be diagnosed on men*

All , I cannot respond to as I type from my phone. The violence has increased through the years, she slaps the hell outta me very often (without retaliation of course). Wwhen the rave and rants begin, I've learned to stay silent and not say a word. This further aggravates her to smashing things and slamming doors. Screaming till all neighbours wake up. She often locks me out and refuses to open despite pings, texts, calls and thunderous door knocks? And now Nairalanders shd believe "sometimes he doesn't sleep at home and leave me and my child home alone". Fellaz, help me advise her to throw in a wrapper next time, maybe I'll consider sleeping on the staircase.

I've barely operated a bank account since I got married, cause I bring all I earn home, (In cash) to my family for bills, welfare and sustainance. Now all I hear is "Ibought u this shirt, I paaid for this, please leave my PC alone" *laughs*

However not proud, but yes I drink. I never came home to cause or react to violence. I find peace in hanging out and watching soccer with pals and colleagues. Besides, if this green bottle brings me more joy than sitting @ home all weekend, I'll raise my glass.

I'll not return to this thread nor respond to anything. If you have any advice for us, the poster lurks around the thread for a pity party. Kindly do so in good faith, as God will infinitely bless you. BTW I need him right now and more everyday

GP[/quote]Ok Now we hve some high level drama here. Good to always hear the 2 sides

How would anyone react to the words below especially 1, 3 and 4

- "I pray by God's grace, armed robbers will kill you"
- "I am the unluckiest woman in the world, to've married you"
- "You will never see anything good"
- "you are a miserable life, and you'll continue to be"

9. Lastly, she confessed to me a year before our wedding that she dated (or almost did) this colleague of hers, who's now rumored to be HIV positive. Now I should be held accountable for giving her HPV/warts?, *if only it could be diagnosed on men*

Hmmm. The plot really thickens.

I've barely operated a bank account since I got married, cause I bring all I earn home, (In cash) to my family for bills, welfare and sustainance. Now all I hear is "Ibought u this shirt, I paaid for this, please leave my PC alone" *laughs*

No be small thing ooo

Tpia,

Why are you flirting hard on every thread? This one with Okooyinbo again? Do you want to phock him?

You are breaking my heart

I disagree with menotti cos Zidane and ronaldo have to fit in somewhere there.

Also Messi doesnt have to leave Barcelona to be recognised. I cant remember Pele doing anything meaningful outside Santos

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=710353.msg8764811#msg8764811 date=1311297331][color=deeppink]Dayokanu, you need to be checked.

I'm serious. . .[/color][/quote]YUou wanna check my deeeek? When would you be 18 so I can bust nut on your sweet bosom

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=710353.msg8763814#msg8763814 date=1311281530]sounds like the woman married the likes of dayokanu, fstranger or bash-himself.

eyah.

I pray God gives her a proper man.

and may God save innocent girls from marrying such people. They'll say they're too good for the ashewos they frequent, and instead will start stalking a naive lady until they brainwash her into marrying them.[/quote]You know I am stuck to you

Also a space station

Na wa ooo

See women so she dey yahoo yahoo her husband

When the man dey nyansh am she go dey think about you.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=718173.msg8764677#msg8764677 date=1311294499]At least the CBN qouted "ONLY" this section in their article of diversification of their role in governing banks. . .this for a start!

What more due do you expect from a PDP apologist with a lilly liver? Watching how their clueless mooron callad Ademumu Jonathan taking the heats for his retarrded policies and stuupidity, than to discourage peeps from commenting? Whats has mumu jonathan's FACEBOOK contributed to Nigerians? Other than cretins taking the field of the day by praising mediocrity and shallowness?

NOW CHECK this OUT. . . .
If NL is worthless then why are EDIOTss on PDP pay roll here day in, day out protecting the sadist and there cohorts?. . .

Yeah! Ayatollah-Jihadist Buhari lost and 'God sent' GEJ won, but does that stops you from using your generating sets to power your house and shouting "Ayeee NEPAAA!" when ever the light flashes? SMH.

Nairaland has come to STAY! If you are having problems with that then slit your throat and end your miserable life or better still STOP posting!. Heck the much celebrated African revolutions and wind of change we are witnessing took off from a social media network. . . THEY are ALL connected to whatever YOU are spinning.[/quote]Well said.

I dont know who is more reetarded, Odechukwu Reetardeen Jonathan or his supporters

Nothing

Look no where you are running to if Nairaland is the problem I would deactivate my account sharp sharp.

I must to chop inside that poohsie.

I don dey pursue am sinceeeee

tubabie:
Eldee send me an invite pls.

So you can carry last like you normally do

Eldee can we award some people like 200 points before the league starts?

She is probably 26. Cos it was written she finished Secondary school in 2001.

University of Boko Haram

Chintua:
Mu he he he he he

My husband is coming to 'bless' it first this weekend. . .to ward off all evo Okoro-Yoruba spirits.

You must be starving o. You mean all those your 'Dayokanu' fan club is full of 'stale' puzis?

I guess after crawling all over NL and beyond for some 6 years plus. . .it is to be expected huh?

Pity!

You know say your own get special flavour, I dont want those Okoro ngbatic ones na your South South poohsie I want.


Anytime I see the picture on your profile Mu diieekk dey strong kakaraka like say he wan tear trouser

eldee:
@Mukina

Who do I need to screw to get this on the Homepage??

Ibime or Seun

i think 4-4-2 is slightly outdated and can easily be exploited.

Most teams just use 4-2-3-1. The Lone striker needs to be very mobile and drop deep into midfield while the 2 wing forward are pseudo striker who can score (Germany-Muller/Podolski, Barca- Pedro/Villa,, Bayern Robben Ribery Muller.) Valencia isnt that much of a goal threat.

Also Carrick cant do the marking alone and the middle would be exploited if only Carrick is there. Question marks about Youngs marking. Moreover carrick is not a Makelele styled marker.

Dont let Busquet deceive you because barcelona system alone starves the opposition of the ball and their forwards harras you from the top.

Your formation can work vs many lower side who would barely attack your middle, but you cant play Madrid(Alonso-Khedira ozil), barca(Busquets, Xavi, Iniesta), bayern(Gustavo, Schweisteiger Muller), etc with that Ferguson wont even dare

Mann gii dem

Hey sweerieee

Where have you been, I'm missing you seriously

Lebanon and preston? That was the way I followed from Plano. How come i didnt see you.

That Aggies place on 635 and Skillman/Audelia? I first you reach there. walahi I dey go chop dem fish regularly before those small small pikin turn am to club for night to play their makossa muzic

Dont mind those Okoro Ngbatic people with their jujufied food moreover Yembol too far jare, How I go dey drive go Garland to chop food, Before I reach Las Colinas back, Hungry go don dey wire me.

New apartment, New sleep number bed? I like it!!! let me come and test it out if it can withstand Wear and tear of humping and bumping

armyofone:
i hope so oo

Sweetheart bawo ni

I voted GEJ and not PDP

^^ I agree with everything Tpia wrote.

Tope do you see that me and you fit each other?

blacklion:
But I still think if the man truly loved her, he'd think carefully about the possible emotional/mental impact of ending the engagement abruptly.

Shouldnt she have thought about witholding such vital information from the boyfriend?

A close family member of the deceased, who craved anonymity, said Ogbara was jilted and had attempted suicide in December, 2010, before she was stopped.


She said, “Ogbara was engaged to a guy and plans were already on for their wedding. But she had a health issue resulting in the removal of her womb. When the guy knew about this, he dumped her and married another girl. She became depressed and attempted to commit suicide in December 2010.

One thing tell him to go for STD test to ensure he hasnt caught something from those women